#/B/

[mew-aka-mimichan]

hay guyse brb imma b on tha ch4n

[mugiworm]

Ciara Horan/Eliza

[emo-gremlin]

General Cancer Lord headcanons because I love him

👑 MY MAN'S BUFF AS SHIT. HE'S LITERALLY THIS MEME WITH HIS TITS. VVV

👑 Works out a lot.

👑 His metabolism is FUCKED. When not working out or tending to royal duties, he's munching on something. Whatever kept him sedated in the basement did not treat him well.

👑 Can and will be very primal at times, especially when angry or protective of someone/something.

👑 Quite the gentleman actually. You wouldn't expect it, but he is.

👑 Is somehow very intelligent but also a himbo.

👑 G.O.A.T at making smoothies, whether they be pre workout or general ones. They fucking slap.

👑 However this man cannot cook for shit. A blender is the only thing he's allowed around alone.

👑 His gauntlets don't come off. And when he separates (ie shooting them to grab things/people) from them, he can only go so long before the separation causes him immense pain.

👑 Chaotic pansexual energy and I will go down with this ship don't fucking test me

👑 Being the literal embodiment of how....well "cancerous" 4chan users can be, not many of the Board tans associate with him. However, since their fight, /v/ and CL have become unlikely friends.

👑 Can and will quote any and every meme he's ever heard.

👑 His gauntlets can replicate anything. Knives, TV remotes, those spinning polishing things, etc.

👑 HE PURRS WHEN HAPPY.

👑 Only he can wear his crown and still keep his sanity/free will. No board tan can handle the immense toxic power it holds and completely survive/recover from its effects.

👑 Cancer Lord just kinda...appeared on the 4chan Iles, it wasn't until he was first restrained that everyone understood what exactly he was.

👑 He can survive without his crown, but only half of his strength will remain. Which, is still a lot because he works out, but still.

Yes I'm doing /V/tan next because I love these two.

[eliewe]

[skxrbrand]

smilingmxsk

Marg VC: STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME-

" Stop wasting perfectly good flesh."

[neutrallyobsessed]

topher /b/us

[puppyxchan]

[askhenrymorris]

with omor

with no omor

[ophilosoraptoro]

The Tumblr-4chan Wars

A bit of history for all you Tumblr noobs

[andhumanslovedstories]

One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

[thisisalovestry]

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

[mugiworm]

Ciara Horan/Eliza

[emo-gremlin]

I live for your Cancer Lord headcanons. They're exactly how I see him. Please write more

AYO????

Fellow Cancer Lord enjoyer????

We are friends now, you cannot escape.

ANYWAY ONTO THE SHOW!!!

More General SFW Cancer Lord hcs!

Can sing Rabbit Hole in every language known to man, and can do the dance on command.

Can play guitar decently. He's no expert, but he can play a lil ditty now and then.

Can and will drink you under the table. However his hangovers leave him bedridden, so he doesn't drink much.

Sometimes paints his nails black or purple. One of the /b/s made fun of him for it. He is still missing. (He is dead)

A helpful gym bro. However, if you start shit, you WILL be sent to the hospital. Going to the gym can be a scary experience for some people, and he gets that. He's a big dude, and he tries to be kind to newcomers.

Swears like a sailor and will roast you like a chicken if you test him.

Can't whistle for shit. Teeth too sharp.

Have a doodle as a bonus~

[commonzinnia]

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr