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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months ago
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Dave: ok english (the language) does suck but at least jesus rhymes with penis
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cutdeepshiver · 1 year ago
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What's Your Energy?
Shiver has smol idiot energy
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"Wonderful. Now even the computer is mocking me. Hmph!"
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envergil · 2 years ago
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new quiz answer these questions and i’ll assign u an anime hair color & gender
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roach-works · 8 months ago
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speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.
the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.
you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.
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tawnysoup · 27 days ago
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Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3
If you enjoyed, please consider supporting by buying a PDF of the comic on itch.io: https://tawnysoup.itch.io/home-in-the-woods
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sooninensiili · 11 months ago
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Happy aro week!!!
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Happy forgot-it-was-valentines-day to those who celebrate
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deadlypoetacademia · 3 months ago
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gamejoypod · 9 months ago
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Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work
So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc
That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant
It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"
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skyrim-forever · 23 days ago
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big plans tonight
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sambuchito · 11 months ago
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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months ago
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ROSE: What is this chilli sauce made out of?
DAVE: sulfur
ROSE: Is sulfur really spicy?
DAVE: sulfur is the smell of hell
ROSE: Sulfur is the smell of rotten eggs.
DAVE: rotten eggs are hell
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gongyussy · 7 months ago
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make men slutty again.
HEAT STROKE | GQ CHINA Photographer: Wintam; Editor & Image: Shawn Gao Ding; Makeup: Lucas; Hair: Tao Liu; Art: Grade 2 & Lei Min; Art Assistant: Jiang Mi; Models: Kim; Ye Hao, Yu Hang, Ho Jun; Fashion Assistant: Yiyi, Coco; Photography Assistant: Li Zhenxi; Song Luanyi
bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:
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wasabi-gumdrop · 9 months ago
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
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notrobinsomethingworse · 1 month ago
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Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.
Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.
Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.
Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.
Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?
Bruce: what.
Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 19 days ago
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
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ashstfu · 1 year ago
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