i don't think anyone has ever caused me as much feelings of transgenderism and gender envy as lycion. this bitch consulted the forbidden magics to change his form and got so happy about his new body he joined illegal fighting tournaments to show it off. i want nothing in this world as much as i want to look like his dwarf version.
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Ok, but Shen Jiu being Shen Yuan's father is so funny in a very tragic way. Shen Jiu is a ball of traumas and all types of issues and i truly believe there's not a single one that man doesn't have, so, you give him a baby!Shen Yuan, a little ball of life that depends on him for survival, cannot walk away from him and is culturally wired to pretty much love him and if not, to at the least respect him above all else, you cannot tell me that this man would be normal about him. Also, imagine Shen Jiu, who'd be the type of parent to project traumas the way only a mother could, having a child that looks like him but with a "sweeter" personality (which, by the way, is bullshit, they just have never seen that boy rip into a book he disliked but wouldn't stop reading) that has the effect on men Shen Yuan has, he'd lock that boy up in a tower to "cultivate" and consequently create a rumor about the Qing Jing's beauty who was so bewitching their peak lord father locked them in a tower because that's just his luck. Loving Shen Yuan wouldn't fix him, but it'd create a whole new set of issues that'd cancel out the other ones
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We don't talk enough about my poor man Hank. Imagine having you best friend/kind of mentor all day drinking and talking and crying about the man who paralyzed him and is now in prison for killing the president.
Charles: *really drunk* Hank? Did I tell you about what great of a kisser Erik is?
Hank: Yes. Yes, you did.
Charles: I miss him. He was always so nice to me.
Hank: He paralyzed you and he took Raven with him. Also he blocked you out of his head, with the helmet of the man he killed, which you felt, while saying you should be proud of your mutation.
Charles: *totally not listening* He's so cute. Did you ever notice how he looked, when he was thinking about something? So cute.
Hank: He killed JFK. He's locked up in the fucking Pentagon.
Charles: *suddenly very teary* It was totally my fault, wasn't it? Oh my god, I'm such a horrible person. Erik was right to leave me.
Hank: *trying to calm him down and preparing for Charles having a breakdown* Charles, listen to me. Everything you-
Charles: And we had so good sex! Oh my god... The things he can do with his tounge!
Hank: Well, nevermind...
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