#//MAN.... MAAAANNNNNN

[paleontaxi]

▸   @sncwfall   ⟶   ❛   𝐁𝐀𝐃 , 𝐁𝐀𝐃 , 𝑺𝑶 𝑺𝑶 𝑩𝑨𝑫 ! the naughty list wasn't good enough to place the mans name , santa br͟i͟e͟f͟l͟y considered making a 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 just to truly start pulling apart the 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 naughtiness manifests . HE ISN'T HERE AS SANTA , THOUGH . he's here as 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒗𝒊𝒏 - a man who 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘁 , a man who above all else is a father himself . he cannot comprehend the loss of his own child , never mind in such a 𝑉𝐼𝑂𝐿𝐸𝑁𝑇 𝑊𝐴𝑌 . 𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑻𝑻 places down a small box - dinos of all types littering the wrapping paper in little hats ; inside lies a 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐆𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐄 , a backdrop of forest &. the little dino looking up to the left . scott felt forced to place a note inside , he does not condone ; however , he cannot deny the violence of a grieving father , he will not pretend to not understand , he will not pretend to be a sane man should any harm happen to charlie . ' 𝒊'𝒎 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 , 𝒋𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒅 . may you find what you're looking for &. remember , you are worthy of happinesss &. healing - 𝓢 . '   ❜

What the everloving hell was this?  Some kind of trick?  Jarod had no one alive who would willingly give him Christmas presents.  His first thought was that it was a Brigade seeking revenge for one of their fallen friends—they were fans of explosives.

Still, there was something about the dinosaurs on the wrapping that softened and disarmed him, and he stooped to remove it gingerly from his front step.  He carried it to the kitchen table and sat staring at it for several long minutes in the lonely orange light, a staple of a happy home, which had long lost its warming effect on him.  Then, he began picking at the corners of the wrapping a little at a time while his head screamed that it was a bomb and his heart whispered that it was something else.

Something good.

He peered into the box with a torrent of mixed feelings, and he caught a glint of glass.  He removed the globe and held it in front of his face, his heart’s suspicions confirmed.

Something good.

He shook the globe around, then followed the flakes as they settled over the back and nose of the dinosaur inside.

Who the fuck would have sent this?  He looked back in the box and rooted around in it until he secured what he was looking for, a note.  You are worthy of happiness, signed ‘S.’  Jarod would have thought it was a mistake if the note wasn’t addressed to him by name.

S… it couldn’t be him, and it was stupid to think so.  Jarod had stayed up late to play him for Lola, what felt like a lifetime ago now.  All the same, the mere thought made him sit back in his chair and smile to himself.

He could think of the perfect spot for the globe, and he got up and walked to that room.  It had not changed a bit from when she left it ten years ago, as if it was still waiting for her to come back.  Jarod stepped to the tall, white bookshelf in the corner by the window and set the globe up against a withered paperback novel.  It was the first new thing to be stationed in the room in a decade.

Jarod’s heart swelled, and his eyes brimmed with tears, cool and refreshing for once, not the hot, exhausting ones of wrath and grief.  He touched his index fingertip against the snowglobe’s smooth surface.  “We’re gonna have a good Christmas, Lola,” he said softly to the dinosaur inside of it.  “This year—I swear it.”

[theartistichuman]

The worst part about studying history is that I love history, so even though I am going THROUGH IT with fucking ANCIENT HISTORY I still LOVE IT even though I FUCKING HATE IT

[shobiolovechild]

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[championofravens]

Better..... call...... saul..........

[nalyra-dreaming]

Some comments on episode 3 / episode 10 - SPOILERS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Daniel not wanting to eat the living fish…. yeah I can empathize

Raglan James - Is that a real name???? (LOL)

Love the banter

Daniel doubting how many Rashid’s there are… indeed

I like that they’re echoing Louis being away in last season this one as well

The underlying threat of Armand being able to kill them all if he so chose

That audio visualization will become important still I bet

How do you hide from the cloud indeed

Louis being asleep during the day?! Why this time? He was awake during the day before?

“Lestat’s prophetic vision”

Yes, be snarky Daniel :)

Flashback!!!!

Ugh incineration by fire gift

Oh Armand watching Lestat as harlequin - he has it baaaaad

Armand hinting that Lestat has powers he has not touched, and them talking to each other in their minds….

Viens a moi! Come to me!!! There it is! Armand said it to Lestat, yes baby!

And Armand admitting to stalking and then kidnapping.

And I love that they’re doing it all in French - I cannot quite judge but hope it’s well done

mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YES I CANNOT LIE I APPRECIATE IT AND I LOVE IT

the time freezing was so well done

Gosh Nicki. Gosh that feeding

to summarize: Liar, liar, pants on fire (LOL), but I love it. Ah yes, great fanfic, I like

Great now I will imagine Lestat and Armand beeeeeeeep in that box for ETERNITY lol

And Daniel… not buying it lol

“He abandoned xyz”… ohhhh there we have it. There we have it (not). The crux of the whole matter.

Louis knows what’s up. Deep down he knows. But them matching the stories is almost cute.

Claudia humbling herself like this to be part of it all breaks my heart

The sneezing made me cry with laughter

Ahhhh the wet room. And the rats. And the tombs. The tombs. Ohhhhh they’re so gonna lock Louis up there later. Oh boy.

“That’s a bit german” re the incinerator !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Holy shit?!)

God Lestat interrupting that moment. And Armand sensing “Bruce”. Daaaamn.

Daniel getting distracted but the Talamasca. Who have access to his computer. (!!!)

“Where is Claudia at this point” 😔 (and no answer)

Santiago’s maker being down in the tombs is IMMENSELY interesting. WHO THE FUCK IS HE

Also him telling Claudia that her lies are almost convincing….

The “come to me” scene. Even better in total. Oh Louis. Armand calling him out on it.

And the philosophical discussion there. The admission despite the warning. Something Louis ALMOST remembers…

“that’s debatable” - “she did”. Oh MAN LOUIS

“I told you I loved you” - “And you said nothing.” Holy hell.

THAT KISS. the music.

It’s RAW.

God they’re on another level

AND THE PHOTO: Lestat being there… and then vanishing!!!!

Louis knows. He knows. Also that little story Claudia makes up there… oof.

The Bacon triptych - that is so weird. WHO wants to buy it. I BET that’s important.

And Daniel using the time to go through the material and find the proof of the theater burning.

The coven pressuring Armand. I LOVED that. The trepidation. Ugh.

And them throwing Louis out when she is initiated. Does he know of the five laws??????

And Claudia’s expression at the laws. Oh maaaannnnnn.

And I KNEW it!! Armand is playing with the fire there “threatening” Louis. I mean, he ultimately doesn’t, but he ALMOST does. The discussion in the sewers. The foreshadowing once more. Louis calling on what Armand promised, and Armand throwing the lies into his face. DAMN.

And Armand stating that Claudia won’t be there for long.

God I knew the coven would go and humiliate Claudia with that role. I knew it. Damn. Her face.

“The Savage Garden”. The roaring of the fire behind Louis. More foreshadowing.

“Did he break you? Or did you break him?” 😭😭

A century ago. Yesterday. So much pain.

That kiss. And Louis inviting Armand in on the premise that he won’t kill him!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit.

NO PAIN.

AAAAALLLLLLL THE PAIN.

Argh, loved it, maybe a favorite so far. There is so much going on. So much foreshadowing. So much knowledge suppressed, or endured. So much bitter realization. So many things hinted at and introduced.

Also, as clear as it is (and was said in the episode insider) that this is Armand’s little fanfic version… (as Assad how much of it is used to "paint Armand in a good light"?!) :))) . It was a LOT of fun. :)

And that banquet scene will be in the next episode already!! Whoop whoop, cannot wait!

[timeslugarts]

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*grabs you by the shoulders*

THE TV MAN, THE TEEVEE MAAAANNNNNN

[rarepears]

The lqg fake death au with soulmate strings au,

Oh man when lqg gets to sqq and sees him I know for a fact he'd feel so helpless because he wouldn't know how to help him.

Maaaannnnnn this is really a great au, so much good angst

I also can't help but try to imagine ways this could turn into a hurt/comfort but I keep feeling like that'd be ooc, maybe a lot of hurt/ very little comfort.

Would sj just have a defeated air to him? Just bitter but wouldn't do anything about it because it's pointless in his eyes? His chest burning like acid had been poured on it and the weight of his grief would feel crushing to his soul, almost numbing with its intensity.

I want to say that lqg just takes sj away from hhp and cqs but I don't think lbh would let him just go. And lqg being more actions then words would probably start just fighting lbh.

I want sj to be happy, man, but the angst needs to happen ya know? Maybe lqg gets injured but gets sj out of there, I don't think for long, since I'm pretty sure lbh has blood parasites in sj but I'd like to believe they get to breathe for a moment.

Shen Jiu's love language: fan smacking and self-sacrifice Liu Qingge's love language: leaving dead and bloody beasts on pristine ground

There is no comfort, only dead animals and blundering each other... and yet that's apparently how these two idiots comfort each other?

ANYWAYS

There's NO way that PIDW only has 2 ways of reviving dead people. There has to be more secret ways - because plenty of Airplane's drafts turned out to exist in PIDW and there has to be more ways he thought of resurrected hot dead people to add to Luo Binghe's harem.

Maybe Liu Qingge hunts one or two down and that's how he rescues Shen Jiu in the end? By "killing" Shen Jiu and then allowing Shen Jiu to take on a new body, new identity and Liu Qingge leaves Cang Qiong sect for good.

(Also I don't recall what's in this AU anymore but I'm too lazy to read it out right now, so hopefully I didn't contract things too much.)

[More in #liu qingge faked his death in pidw to go on a secret mission au]

[ju4ncito]

My man my mannnnnnn my maaaannnnnn

[godisitnaptimeyet]

🎶Imma fight a man, Imma fight a man, a man, a maaaannnnnn🎶

Paul Blofis would absolutely throw hands with Fredrick Chase after finding out how he treated Annabeth and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[nukuome]

Aaaaalllllll righty then

PART 48 LIVEBLOGGING!!

(Spoilers, obviously BUT FIRST THE PRE-BLOGGING)

OKAY so the episode releases in 2.5 hours. I hope jarthur split up into separate bodies. OR AT LEAST ARE ABOUT TO (im coping so fucking hard man). Because like. They're in the castle. The cult castle. With the cult in it. The cult. The cult that already tried to separate them before. They tried to separate them before.

(Haven't started the episode) I think this is the season of the John Doe.

ITS DONE DOWNLOADING OKAY LIVEBLOG STARTS NOW

uh oh

SPITTING BLOOD?????? ME WHEN TEBURCULOSIS

Are they just wandering the castle???

Woag. Other people.. that's really weird.

ARTHUR YOU ARE FUMBLING ALREADY YOURE SO COOKED

He sounds like Oscar 🥺🥺🥺🥺 my baby..

RED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Dawg.. get a fucking tissue or something

MUSIC. MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

CULT?? CULT LADY?????

Hehehehe cult. Oh nvm just a garden lmao.

Hot...

STOP STOOOPP HARLAN WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS

Five-some would be CRAAAAZY I love these guys

MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC

Hmmmmm...... also I love how John is taking lead here

AH. HIS EYES HOLY HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

MUSIC

Evil fucking wizard...

So like. This is the creation of the order of the fallen star right?

Oh. Oh no Arthur fits this description TOO well.. that's not good.

GUY WHO BUILT THE UNDERGROUND CITY??????

The.. cracks, huh? Like.. like in season 3???? The episode the cracks???

BLACK STONE‼️‼️‼️‼️

Wait. The order is already established okay..

AAWWWWW MAAAANNNNNN I hope Arthur gets to touch that rock.

Awww that was a cute little nervous laugh <3

LIKE A LAMB JOHN STOP DESCRIBING THIS TWINK

Lmao why is John so impressed with these knots??

MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC

oh. Oh no arthur.

Holy shit this is cool.

Uhhhh.. okay so they're all gonna try to kill each other okay then

This is what it feels like to wear a binder too long

Football caught me very off guard

MURDER! MURDER! JEKYLL AND HYDE MURDER! MURDER!

Oh he did it.

Woag.. hot French voice..

OOOOHHH FUCK YOU FRAIER

Thank you frenchie <3

YIPPIE!!

Oh my god they're all gonna be like "Why were you so far behind??" ANNNND YA

Woah. Harassment much?

Yeah, he has teburculosis man lay off.

Okay I kinda love this man a little

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? ALSO ARTHUR WHAT WAS THAT. OKAY, JAMES. What was that little breath?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Woah now THATS a good visual

Oh wait. Where's yorick? Where's my son?

OH MY GOD ARTHUR YOU CLEVER BITCH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

AZATHOTH???????????? AZATHOTH PLEASEPLEASSPLEASEPLEASAAAAAAEEEAASE AZATHOTH

eugh.

Yaaaaassss slay witch seer queen

Ouch. Cold.

[stylespresleyhearted]

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAAAANNN THANK YOU TO MY MAAAANNNNNN🗣️🗣️🗣️🩷🩷🩷🩷 (CALLUM TURNER) I’m actually so in love with him omfg this is THE worst EVERR OMFGGG AAAA JUST THE SIGHT OF HIM IS ENOUGH TO GET ME UP AND GOING 😭🙏 sighhh hes just so beautiful and gorjus and amazinggg and talented *swinging feet* and just such a sweetheart he’s the only man everrr💕💕💕 I wont him… BAD!!!

i’m not 100% sure i didn’t send this to myself because honestly anon … same. i feel you. 🤍❤️‍🔥

[doctor-garceau]

Cosmic, Maaaannnnnn! by Tina & Joe Via Flickr: Read about the Cosmic, Man HERE! Willceau Site | Willceau Illo News

[soulaanshere]

my man my man my maaaannnnnn😩

Omgggg I’m addicted to your writing it’s so good dilf Toji 4Life

*ilysm take care bae 💕💕

dilf toji is da best toji for realll he makes me blush n giggly

- like ughh dilf toji calling you his sweet girl as he pushes a cup of iced tea your way even though he’s drinking scotch.

“good girls don’t drink on school nights,” toji says, smirking at you cheekily.

“i’m literally in uni, but okay,” you reply, rolling your eyes at him in fond exasperation.

- dilf toji pulling you to his lap even though there’s literally a free seat beside him. he’s so possessive and clingy, but who can fault him? you’re his pretty girl. too pretty for his own good, sometimes.

- dilf toji totally being a “dress however you want, i can fight” and he does, winning every single one because one wrong look that people send you can have toji storming into their space and fucking them up.

- dilf toji who lives by the saying “if she thinks missionary is boring, you’re fucking her wrong.”

- dilf toji fucking you in his car or in his office; in the kitchen where he eats you out while you lay on the table, scratching at the wood; or with you pressed on the window, his voice crooning at your ear about how good you’re taking it, how desperate you must be to enjoy being fucked even when it seems like people can peer through the window and see you getting ruined.

- dilf toji who just loves dropping bombshells like “want me to wife you up?”, leaving you speechless and making you stumble on your feet.

AHHHH dilf toji da beloved!! but yes thank you so much darlin and take care too babe <333

[gayasswerewoofer]

harvey!!!! My beloved!!!!!! He!!!! Love he. I literally have a dedicated part of my greenhouse for coffee beans to give this man coffee every day.

Also drew some of the besties!! Colored em but I lost the file, didnt get to post em to twitter but thought to post em here :>

[ahivemindoftwelvecati]

Mothed man

[tyoffee]

JOSH?