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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago
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Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough#I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move#He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working#He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it#He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan?#Utterly hilarious#Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :)#Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now:#Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS#He’s trying to do his JOB#Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter#Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou#Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie#She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones#Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan#Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky)#Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL#He’s very tired and would like a nap now
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shorthaltsjester · 7 months ago
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"And you loved her once, too. You were inseparable. I remember the day the Featheringtons moved in across the square. From that day on, it was, “Penelope this,” and “Penelope that,” and “Penelope and I are going to read Don Quixote, and we are going to be knights.”"
Eloise Bridgerton & Penelope Featherington in Bridgerton // We're In Love by boygenius
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smogteeth · 1 year ago
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Gentle reminder as the spooky time has arrived: If you go to a haunted house/attraction, remember that you paid to be scared. Do not go to a haunted house, and try to impress your friends by assaulting the actors. I would even go so far as to beg you to please stop trying to show off how not scared you are. Please stop this mind set that "not being scared" makes you a cool person. It doesn't. It makes you look like a jerk. And I get it, sometimes, you are legitimately not frightened. I worked Haunted houses, I've been legitimately not scared or impressed. You know what DOES make you cool? Scream anyways. Screaming at jump scares makes it more fun for you and your friends. It makes it more fun for the actors. It makes for an overall better time. If you go about a haunt, acting a fool that's not impressed, the haunters will not waste their time, and they will find someone else who gives them something to work with.
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that-butch-archivist · 7 months ago
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1 out of 4 accelerated summer courses finished today. Next to go is Chem.
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l3irdl3rain · 1 year ago
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“Don’t work in the veterinary field bc it’s emotionally draining”, “don’t work in the veterinary field bc it’s physically taxing”. NO!!! Don’t work in the veterinary field bc Joe Schmoe is going to ask you for medical advice on an animal that desperately needs a vet
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elysiumcalled · 9 months ago
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Next time somebody at work asks if I can help I’m just saying no idfc anymore
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justablah56 · 6 months ago
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they should invent a job that I can do and I don't have to drive super far to get to
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fromtheseventhhell · 1 year ago
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it’s wild that people hate Arya so much they’re literally defending septa mordane??? like septa mordane is every abusive, shitty teacher out there who shouldn’t be allowed to teach a vulnerable population (ie. children) because she’s literally out here emotionally abusing Arya for not being feminine enough. I’ve had teachers like septa mordane and the trauma they gave me lead way into adulthood, people like septa mordane shouldn’t be allowed around kids
Considering people excuse Joffrey's actions when he attacked Mycah, it's truly not that surprising. People dislike this nine-year-old so much that they're willing to excuse her being mistreated by her teacher. Septa Mordane was obviously a very flawed teacher and even more than that, Arya was NINE at the beginning of the story. People are really putting the blame on her instead of the adult who had authority over her. She left one lesson after being embarrassed and left a meal early while being depressed thinking about her friend who was murdered and people treat her like the antichrist. But this all ties back to people resenting Arya for not conforming and wishing that she would be punished for her behavior. They side with Septa Mordane cause they have the exact same mindset (+ they want their fave to be rewarded for conforming). They invent backstories and scenarios to make her seem more sympathetic to justify it. They hate that the narrative is on Arya's side and doesn't condemn her for not conforming to the ideals of a misogynistic, patriarchal society. It's just really pathetic to see how desperate people are to find reasons to dislike Arya and I'm over taking them seriously.
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ghostbeam · 7 months ago
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Cool. So I guess this really was my hero academia or whatever the fuck ever
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stephaniejuhnay · 2 years ago
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I’m in my Kim feels today and making it everyone else’s problem.
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skeletons-in-ur-closet · 4 months ago
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i feel like i cant handle being alive
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pikonv5 · 8 months ago
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my job wants me gone so bad , like 1 month in and they have already brought out their no effort in communication and gaslighting full force, and telling me much of the work I am doing is wrong and accusing me of not doing the basic things like stocking, that I try so hard and am sure to keep up with being the only person working at a time? like if they are going to do this at least do it while i am on the clock..
#this morning i kept apologizing for doing what i was told and trained to do and the lady sent so many messages of 'well I don't remember#telling you' over n over like ??? so then i had to apologize for her not remembering which like no one does that#to that extent unless they are trying to affect you negatively and or try to get you to say something they can use against you#like ive been abused enough i know how it goes 🙃 ??#and then they are like 'why would you be stupid and put in so much effort when you work the busiest shifts of the week?'#when like literally ive got a good eye for design and decent with sales so like i will touch a merchandise make it more presentable#and suddenly the next people coming in will be drawn to the item to buy like im their little magical willy wonka like they said they wanted#on their original job listing#and ofc there is no mention of how the floor is no longer just perpetual dirt mud to slather around bc i actually cleaned the floor#instead of doing there method of just mopping by putting a mop back in dirty mop water.. like you can visibly see the floor crusted when it#is like that and i wont even start on the dust#nor any mention to how the backroom hasnt remained cluttered from extra my extra tidying or severely cluttered by all the work i did#the last two days#just how i have consistently done a bad job not even keeping up with the basics apparently this entire time 😐#anyways 3 hours of my day Wasted and unpaid from how much they made me cry like there is so much more bot mentioned i hate itf
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tariah23 · 9 months ago
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One of the white guys at the pool made a joke saying some shit like “Tariah!” And I was like “yeah, you got it right-“ and he was like “do I get shots for getting it right-“ and I didn’t catch the joke and was like “do you want a cup or” and he was like “it wasn’t a rly good joke sorry-“ lmfaoooo but i remembered his name as well and he was like ^^! I was just embarrassed because I didn’t get the joke because I was too caught up in complaining about anime online, sorry I’m a failure-
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rosecoloredknight · 2 months ago
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life is pretty much about learning to love your solitude and making the most of it huh?
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princesscallyie · 1 year ago
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Me when I'm listening to the most stupidest story about my mom giving my brother $1500 for a down payment for a 2nd car while his in the shop for a deer hitting him and him losing the nonrefundable $1500 cause he drove 2 hours away to a scummy dealership and he didn't get approve for enough credit from the bank
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#like... idk maybe cause I don't have a son but does anyone else have experience with a mom acting delulu for their son???#like... 1st she paid $17k for the brand new 2022 which he traded in behind her back so he can get a 'fast car'#he got in an accident in the fast car mom put the parts to repair on her credit cards#since now the fast car wasnt pretty any more with mixmatch parts he traded in that car for a lexus for payments#which is dumb cause the whole excuse on why he traded in the 2022 cause he didn't want payments#he hit a deer with the lexus and i guess he thought they was gonna total the car cause he was already looking for a new one#but they gonna fix the lexus but he still went to try to get that car...#and that lady just agreed to it...#he owes her thousands of dollars...#she keeps on saying 'oh well he got a new job making $17 an hour and plus he's working a part time he's gonna pay me back#he's been saying that since he traded the 2022 and he barely paid you anything...#like why are you enabling his impulse purchasing???#he thinks these cars are like toys or something and you just letting him use your cash and credit like that...#then she's like... 'well I would do the same for us' referring to us other daughters#but like... we're not idiots that would purposely put you in these situations...#why on earth does he need a 2nd car??? he only making $17 an hour plus a part time job??? you live at home??? why did you agree to this???#just tell him no for once????#idk I feel like I'm going crazy or am I just super stingy with my money and credit score?#callyie chat
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ghoulhusband · 6 months ago
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ok because i’m on the train and i just bought some what do you think the best post apocalyptic rugelach filling would be. (if you don’t know what rugelach is, click that wikipedia link, or the truncated version is it’s a filled small pastry originally from jewish communities in poland but now it’s made all over the world and people put all sorts of fillings in them. the filling can be jam, nuts with spices, flavored pastry cream, or even savory fillings. the kind i just bought are chocolate, in case you’re wondering.)
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