#//He’s v careful not to give them their favorite flowers tho

[dutybcrne]

If one were to find flowers or even apples having mysteriously appeared in one’s pockets or bags, chances are Venti was behind it

[neeeeeoposts]

Ohhhh, your FoulWilt art is so adorable! Do you have any headcanons for them, either as individuals or as a couple?

YOU BET I FUCKNG DO😈😈😈😈 also thank you sm 💕💕

but i'll do individual hc first before couple hc 💁‍♀️

also these hcs are most closer to my human au (see some of my doodles for their designs :P) so some headcanons may be inaccurate to a more canon version of them

just a warning; this is really freaking long so just saying-

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• one of the episodes already portrayed this (S2E3: Where There's a Wilt There's a Way) but Wilt has this like rlly bad mentality where he must help anyone and everyone he can, takes everyones health and wellbeing before his own type of thing

• willing to give up his kidney if you asked him to

• sleeps in some of the most impossible positions known to man (Coco found him asleep in the closet once)

• either has flexiable as hell or has some stiff ass limbs, no in between

• can't sing well, but dances extremely good (from what he could learn from Frankie's computer)

• wilt helps Eduardo w his insomnia sometimes (I HC THAT ED HAS INSOMNIA STFU I THINK ITS CUTE)

• on the same topic on the last one, wilt also sews any of eduardo's broken plushies together when he's not around

• cooks like a god (pastries, not so much tho)

• probably forgot his birthday once or twice

• pansexual (he had to fight for his life to explain that he DOES NOT KISS THE COOKING PANS to Bloo)

alr larry's turn 🤭🤭

• didn't actually know HE was the reason for wilt's broken arm and eye, so when he found out, he was like- spending the whole month trying to both make it up to Wilt (despite the fact wilt repeated that he forgave larry) and was extremely guilt-ridden that he was basically isolating himself

• cant cook for shit, its almost sad

• probably the one to teach wilt how to say no and every cuss word known to man

• closeted hamilton fan (or just musicals in general), but he mostly enjoys dubstep or just VERY LOUD songs in general

• flower enthusiast, daisies are his favorite

• probably shaved his head once because he thought he'd look good but never again

• i think he smells like peaches ☝️😲

• bisexual (has dated before, sometime pre-Good Wilt Hunting ep then broke up lmao)

couple hcs🤭🤭🤭

• before dating they would actively avoid each other while also desperately trying to see each other too

• larry is touch starved and wilt is overly affectionate (via touch and words) so it works out basically

• i think they live on opposite sides of the house, so they make up for it by giving each other gifts and letters either whenever they see each other or some magical delivery system

• when they have sleepovers wilt has the life changing moment of what it feels like to actually sleep in a bed

• on that note, wilt is a massive cuddle person and will hang onto larry like a koala while asleep (trying to pry him off is nearly impossible)

• Frankie and Coco write fanfics about them, you cant tell me otherwise

• Their relationship developed from really long glances to the other from across the room to just holding hands in public and that was enough for Frankie to realize theyre dating

• i think i saw this in a fic once but the two would basically give very back-handed 'compliments' every time they saw each other, which developed into "dont you EVER FUCKING say that to him" when the other is insulted

• Rarely play basketball against each other, but when they do Larry is extremely fucking careful that wilt gets upset because he "isnt giving his best efforts" (Larry loses on purpose anyways for Wilt's sake)

• is there a term for when both partners in a relationship have massive problems and go to the other for advice and comfort? because i think thats them

• wilt has no knowledge of relationships whatsoever so trying to explain what a "pussy" is to him is very difficult ("like a cat?" "...no.")

• larry, with the help of nearly everyone in the whole house because theyre all broke as shit, bought wilt a prosthetic arm for his birthday and wilt sobbed on larry for a whole hour

• larry likes to throw wilt over his shoulder very often bc hes light as a feather and its just funny to him

• i think i just really like the "tall skinny guy" x "even taller and built guy w man boobas"

• wilt rarely swears unless needed to while larry says at least once per sentence

• both are awkward af so asking each other out is like a mental battle to the death

• mac, goo and bloo will spend hours trying to analyze a corkboard if they're in a relationship or not (when they do they will place traps for wilt and larry like a mistletoe)

• larry draws REALLY FREAKIGN good and when wilt found out he begged larry to post it somewhere (it blew up) and now every letter larry writes to wilt has a small doodle of something on the back or in the corner as per his request

• wilt gets flustered very very very easily and its really funny to larry

• watch movies together and either larry falls asleep on wilt or wilt goes to get more popcorn then never comes back because everyone needed a favor from him

• Jackie Khones is a certified detective on trying to figure out on what the actual hell is going on between the two (probably worked w Mac again in order to figure that out)

• Wilt is a dog person but Larry is a car person, that is one of the main (and probably only) arguments between them

• i already said wilt was a good cook so he'll always make larry small snacks (because Herriman forbids people making their own meals for some reason) and larry will silently cry of happiness for a moment bc "wilt's too good for him"

• wilt blinks like a frog when he zones out and larry also finds it funny

• but on the opposite note, wilt found out that larry will sway side to side when idly standing or zoning out and likes to point it out whenever he does it (wilt finds it funny and cute at the same time)

• they save the corny nicknames for when theyre alone, but publicly will call each other stuff like "shorty" and "carebear" (wilt likes to call larry carebear because he's somehow more caring than anyone hes ever known and is nearly as tall as a bear)

• Wilt scheduled times designated to shit-talking Duchess with eduardo, coco, bloo, mac and frankie (Larry had no idea who Duchess even was but when he met her for the first time he never wanted to punch someone so bad)

• Wilt fish-kisses (looks like a 3) and Larry kisses w tongue

• madame foster now hosts 'pride parties' in june which was inspired by the couple so that residents of the house could feel comfortable while living there (and she got all the tea about them from Frankie)

ok tahts all bye

thanks so much for requesting <3

[bluskye-27]

Hi Skye!! How are you feeling today??

I wanted to ask if you could please do some headcanons with Sabo, Zoro and Marco (and why not whoever you like most if you want 😉) on how they would confess their feelings for a f!reader who is a little shy and doesn’t believe them at first because “it’s too good to be true”, but has the same romantic feelings for them.

Thank you so much for reading and have a great week!!!!

Sabo, Zoro, Marco & Ace confessing to Fem! S/O

Summary: They like you A LOT. Why can't you just believe them?

Sabo the Revolutionary:

- Sabo's a calculative man so he'll do his calculations first before confessing to you.

- He knows you're a shy person so he'll do it privately

- Man's have the most beautiful handwriting in the New World and Grandline, no joke

- Must be because of his stupid noble genes...

- Anyway-

- Sabo will definitely take advantage of his beautiful penmanship and write you a cheesy af letter

- "L(ove you)

O(nly you)

V(ery, very much)

E(veryday)

U(ntil the end of time)"

- I got this from Google btw, don't know who's the author tho (I added the U because I felt like it)

- Once you got his letter, you almost fainted in shock and embarrassment. Thankfully Koala was there to catch you :3

- You went to Sabo to confirm his confession and he did, giving you a hug and a kiss on the forehead when you arrived at his office

- And you successfully fainted this time :D

- Gosh, you lucky bastard (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)<3

Roronoa Zoro:

- Zoro is a very straightforward person and he'll definitely do it on the most random time ever

- You and your crew would probably be fighting some enemy pirates.

- You didn't notice someone sneaking up to you and when you did, Zoro already beaten them up.

- Mossy would look at you worriedly before accidentally blurting out his feelings

- Must definitely be the adrenaline XD

- "I like you."

- OMG! Girl, you'll definitely be stunned for the next few minutes, not believing what he had just said. You would gape at him like, "Bish, wut?"

- Zoro will smirk at you smugly until he gets kicked on the head by Sanji for "distracting you with his mossiness" or something XD

- Later after the battle, he'll pull you to somewhere and tells you that his feelings were real

- Let's just say Zoro kissed you to make you believe him ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

Marco the Phoenix:

- You were one of Marco's division members on this scenario bestie

- Probably one of the doctors too

- Since you were pretty shy and oblivious towards his flirty advances, Marco knew you're pretty serious whenever someone got hurt

- So he pretended to be hurt

- Yep, you heard me right

- Birb here would feign a fever when it's just the two of you in the infirmary

- As a caring person in general, you immediately told him to lay down on a cot to treat him

- When you fawn over him, he'll immediately blurt out a stupid medical pickup line with a serious face

- "I don't want an apple a day because I don't you to go away." And then he smirk

- With that, your face turned so red that it looks like you have a fever XD

- You asked him if what he said was true and motherfucker told you another stupid line

- "My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you." *winks*

- Yep, he definitely loves you

(Got those from Google, credits to the Author/s!)

Portgas D. Ace:

- Ace is nervous. Like REALLY nervous

- He would pace around the room to think about ways on confessing his long time feelings to you

- "Oh, how about-! Nah, that's too lame. Or I could- Pfft, sounds stupid. What if I- GAH! I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!" Man's so frustrated with himself he sulks all day long

- His older brothers took noticed of it so they pulled him away to know what's up with him

- Marco, Thatch & Izo probably laughed at him first before helping him to think of a plan

- Once they anchored at a new island, Ace would ran off, leaving a huge trail of dust at his wake. He would find the nearest flower shop to buy your favorite flowers. And then he finds you, hiding the bouquet behind his back.

- Ace will take you to a cliff that overlook the sea. You were confused at first until he confesses, it'll be with the bouquet of your favorite flowers literally shoved in front of you with his bashful smile.

- Ace will blush 50 shades of red before blurting out his love for you

- "I LOVE YOU!" His voice probably cracked at the end due to extreme nervousness XD

- At first, you were in disbelief, looks around to search for Ace's possible accomplices because you think it's a prank. And when you didn't find anyone, you'll look back at Ace, gaping

- Flame boi finally regained his cocky confidence and repeated his confession to you

- In the end, you ended up with a clingy and very affectionate Ace by your side when you guys returned to the Moby Dick

- Thatch, Marco & Izo would clap at him, giving him thumbs-up's of approval

Hello, Anon! So sorry for the late answer! I'm doing fine, thanks for asking! Also, I hope you like this one XO!

[armin-supremacy]

Hey so I saw your Bunny MC headcanon thing and really liked it! So I wanted to send a idea if it’s not too much trouble that is.

Here’s the idea, The MC in the game is a little kid and so when the demon brothers go to MC’s house for the first time they meet reader (a.k.a, Y/n) And they grow a humongous crush on Y/n. MC knowing them for year year notices their crush and decides to help the brothers (+ maybe the datables if you want that is) Thank you for reading this! Have a good day / night :) ❤️

sjydjajd I'm so sorry for the wait, thank you for being so patient 🥺❤️ pls note that i did age mc to an adult seeing as i dont feel itd make sense for a kid to be in the Devildom bestie, i hope you dont mind ~

pov : operation wingman

pairings: brothers (separate) x gn!reader

format: headcannon

genre: fluff, maybe a wee lil bit of crack

"I'll get it!"

You made your way to the door, yelling to the unexpected visitors that you were coming. You swung the door open with a smile, greeted by seven surprised faces.

"Can I help you?" Your tone was kind. You titlted your head to the side as you waited for an answer.

"We're friends of mc. This is the right home, correct?"

You nodded, turning your head back to call your sibling. Moving to the side, you gestured them into your home. "Come on in, make yourself comfortable."

He couldn't stop staring. He was absolutely smitten.

v subtle looks

plays it off as if hes admiring the décor of the home

little does he know

mc knows a crush blooming when they see one

"luci, you alright? you look a little thirsty there?" smirky smirk mc

"now that you mention, i would love a glass of water'

facepalm

plan b

mc leaves small hints and openings for lucifer to get close you

mc makes sure your feeling luci tho first

defiantly told asmo

cue cupid duo

its a slow burn love but EVENTUALLY

luci and reader sitting in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g

def sneaks over any chance he can

gets in deep shit but

home boy dont care

mc immediately starts teasing him about his lil crush

"oh shit you serious?"

wingman mode activated

sometimes gets you a lil gift when he comes over

"oh i just thought these flowers would look nice in the living room"

mc made sure he got your favorite flowers

"they got my order wrong and gave me an extra, you want it?"

mc made sure he got your favorite

it doesn't take long for YOU to catch on tho

,,,,,especially since mc cant keep their mouth shut long

denies denies denies

at first

but mc to the rescue

mc told him to let them take care of everything

dear god

it started off easy

they would invite you to play games with them whenever he came to visit

but this one time was different

"oh! i forgot our snacks. i'll be right back!"

sneaky lil mc

levi is freaking out on the inside once mc leaves the room

the two of you were alone. ALONE

you were the one to initiate the talking

and once you managed to get levi talking, it was nice.

itll take time, but it was def on the right track

+1 point for wingman mc

mc will find a reason to give him an opening to spend time with you

satan is def a man who needs to get to know someone before considering moving forward past a friendship

for example

mc will come home late from something on 'accident' when he comes over to hang out

mc will find an excuse to run a quick errand or something

anything to get you two alone for a bit

satan caught on quick to mc's antics

but he's silently thankful

just don't mention it to his brothers.

pls. thx

immediately tells mc about his lil crush

tho mc is a bit hesitant about asmo and their sibling, it doesn't take long for them to warm up to the idea

offers to be wingman after making asmo swear to treat you goody good

and now to the fun stuff

tho asmodeus wears his heart on his sleeve, he still need a bit of encouragement

always includes you in spa times he has with mc when he visits

uses a face mask to take advantage of being close to you

just to see how you react to his touch or gaze

gets your favorite scents mc was kind enough to fill him in on when searching for new products to try with you

mc caught on before Beel did tbh

not saying Beel is slow, more like he kinda shrugged the feeling off until it became a bigger crush

mc shows beel how to make your favorite snack/meal

but plays it off a coincidence

"it was beel's idea, said he's never made it before"

"oh right, it is your favorite! isnt that silly?"

though messes up slightly on one ingriednet

"why don't you show us how to make it right? so we know where we messed up."

mc slips away while you're in cooking mode

beel is such a perfect lil helper actually 10/10 makes you swoon

this man takes the easiest route

surprised mc would be the one to come up with it

mans forgot he can just whip up into dreams

so, after a few visits, it begins

while he makes short appearances in your dreams

out of respect and privacy and not wanting to fuck up his shot

he doesn't stay long and doesn't do anything drastic

for example

he'll just play through a day you've spent with him and mc

though mc isnt present

mc is conveniently there for you to tell these dreams to

and your growing feelings

when you confess in your dreams and he's sure the feeling are reciprocated

he'll come forward a few days later in person

~~~~~~

i wont lie, i had a bit of trouble with this one. but i love the challenge! thank you so much for your patience and requesting! i hope it was to your expations~

[tea-with-m]

hi um idk if you do requests and if not then feel free to ignore this!! could i get a vox x reader where the reader is afraid to fall in love because of some bad relas in the past? if not thats completely ok! thank you and i absolutely love your writing!!! make sure to drink water and stay hydrated!

Awe thank you @k-l-a-w-s ! I do have my asks open, I just haven't made an official requests post or anything. Your more than welcome to make requests tho and I'll do my best to get around to them. Hope you don't mind but I'm gonna tag on some extra guys just cause writing this got me thinkin and it feels a little wrong not to make a post for the V three with great this idea. Hope you like it ! I had a lot of fun writing it.

Warnings: Some strong language and some light mention of violence.

Afraid of falling in Love ?

(Vox, Velvet, and Valentino X reader afraid of Love

Vox

You had your fair share of relationships with a number of people and many of them left you burned, batter, and with a lasting bad taste in your mouth.

So it was no surprise that you had more than a little apprehension to the notion of "falling in love."

But here you were, in your most recent relationship with the cocky, loud, arrogant, and sometime selfishly acting Vox. He is certainly hard to handle at times, but you stuck it out.

And as the time past you have come to find that under his hard outer shell, there is a man who can be kind and thoughtful. Sure out in public he has this persona to uphold, but the time you have spent with him behind closed doors has shown you there is so much more to him that the shtick he gives everyone else.

That scared you.

The more of the real him you got to see, the more you grew to like and care for him. And it was at this point when all your past relationship would start to go wrong. When you started getting attached.

You feared deeply that things would go wrong with him too.

So you did the only rational thing you could think of to protect yourself and you started putting distance between you and him. You couldn't get hurt if you kept your distance. You talked less, went out less and little by little you would drift apart.

After all this couldn't be more than a fling to him? He was an Overlord. You had to be a one time pass, there was no way things were going to keep going so well.

You thought to yourself, soon he would be board of you and you would be done with him.

That is how things always went.

Weeks went by and soon weeks turned into months where you would say nothing and do nothing with him.

One day he asked you to meet him at his penthouse suite, just out of the blue. You were going to turn him down, but you figured if it was going to end it would be now. You would show up and either he would break up with you or you would break up with him.

This is the way it had to be.

But when you got there, you were surprised.

He had set up quite a romantic little scene, there were candles in your favorite scent that lead a trail to a dinner table for two. He stood there dressed in a suit and tie holding a bouquet of your favorite flowers.

You looked at him in pure shock

Tears began to well up in your eyes as the words left your lips

" I can't do this "

You turned to run away from him. But he caught your wrist before you could give him the slip. He asked you frantically.

"Baby please, I'm sorry if I did something wrong. I don't know what the hell I did... I'm a fuckin idiot. Just please talk to me. I want to try and make it better. But you been avoiding me. I was hopin maybe this shit would make you stay and talk. Damn, please give me something. "

You could hear the desperation and pain in his voice as he tried to get you to say something. You couldn't bare to look him in the face as you say.

"WE are done...Please... let me go." He let go of your wrist and you quickly walked towards the door.

What you didn't expect was for him to block the only exit with an electric barrier keeping you from leaving the penthouse. You stood staring at it. He spoke slowly.

"Tell me... Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't feel nothin for me. Look at me straight and tell me that it is over and I will let you walk out that door. If you can't do that then you and I ain't movin no where. "

You fall to your knees and begin to sob. You don't know what else to do. You couldn't tell him any of those things and actually mean it.

He walks over to you and sits in front of you. " I am not a very patient man... but I will sit here until you are ready to say somethin."

True to his word he sits patiently and waits for you to stop crying. He doesn't touch you at all he just lets you cry it out. It takes you about half an hour to feel stable enough to speak.

You start slowly and explain to him that you were so afraid of getting close to him because of the past relationships you had.

You have been used, abused, cheated on and thrown out all when you stared to feel something for those others. When things start to look like they are going good it all comes crashing down for you. You didn't want that to happen again. Especially not with him.

You really liked him, hell you might even say love and that terrifies you because you are so tired of being hurt. You started to cry again and this time he pulls you in and holds you. He speaks softly in a gentle tone.

" I understand how ya feel... I been through hell with this heart of mine too. It hurts that you think ya can't talk to me about this. But I understand why it is hard for ya. If ya still want this.. can you promise me you will come to me with your concerns and not just ghost me?"

You look up at him and give the side of his screen a light and playful flick. " Of course I still want you." You plant a gentle kiss on his screen where his mouth would be.

His screen color flushes in a pink shade and he lets out a staticky chuckle.

The two of you agree to take things slow and to talk more about how you feel. Vox expresses that he want you to feel confident in the relationship and in him because he is devoted to you.

He asks you if you wanna come with him to hunt down your ex's for some revenge. But you tell him not tonight and opt to just cuddle and enjoy each others company.

Your last thoughts' before falling asleep in his arms, is that maybe this relationship could grow into something good given time.

Maybe together you could both learn to love again and it wouldn't be so scary.

Velvet

You and Velvet started out as friends. You bonded at some event and went out on a spree of chaos for the night. The friendship quickly took off and you found yourself spending so much time with the spunky little red head.

You guys talked and texted all the time. It seemed like she was a real open book with you. Complete transparency.

Velvet would ask you to join her everywhere and one day she was like...

" I really like you. You wanna go out on a date like as not friends and just see where it goes?"

It's not hard to say your reaction defiantly took her by surprise.

You crushed your wicdonalds drink and abruptly got up rushing to the bathroom. Where you proceed to lock yourself in a stall and not come out.

She text you.

" So is that a no *sad face emoji* ?"

You did not answer and after about 20 minutes she got worried and deiced to come into the bathroom after you. She proceed to yell.

" If there is anyone else in this bathroom GET OUT or I'm gonna paint the walls a pretty red with you !!!"

Several denizens clamber quickly out of the bathroom, giving you some privacy.

Velvet walks over to the one stall door that did not immediately swing open. She knocks gently.

"Hey, Hun... you okay in there?" she waits for an answer

You don't reply.

" Look, it's okay if you don't want what we got to change. I get it. But please come out, will ya? " She tells you this in her honeyed voice that makes your heart beat fast.

It's not that you hate the idea of a date... But so much has happened and you just don't want that to happen again with her.

You slowly open the bathroom stall and look at her.

" Look Vel it's not that I hate the idea..."

She gives you a look that says " That is total not how this situation reads and you know it." But she surprisingly remains quite and lets you finish what you were going to say.

"I know, I know... * You look down* The word "date" just scares me... or maybe its all the things that come after and what could happen. So much has gone wrong and I just... * Velvet cuts' you off*

"Babes " She puts her hands on her hips and gives you her trade mark playful grin. " This is me we are talkin bout. You don't gotta be afraid to tell me something is makin you uncomfortable. If you don't wanna do the whole date thing then that's okay. We can still totally hang out as friends."

You look back up at her and give a weak smile.

"Thanks..."

Velvet takes a good look at you and pulls you into a hug.

"I get the feelin this is more of a bother to you then yer lettin on." She gently pats your head. " You don't have to talk about it now, but I am here to listen if you change yer mind."

You are a bit shocked, it is rare to receive moments like this from this spitfire. But she has her days.

You pull back and give a more whole hearted smile.

"Thanks Vel."

" No Probs Bobs ! Now !!! Ya wanna go cause some chaos ?!?! Cause like this place has so totally gotten boring !!!" Velvet early pulls you along and out of the bathroom.

As you leave, you lose yourself a little in thought.

You definitely care for Velvet, she is your bestie... But you can't shake the feeling that there is something more behind what you feel.

A small part of you is actually disappointed that you turned down that date offer. But you are too scared to push the envelope any further with her...

At for right now.

You have got a lot to work through and you know that no matter what happens this crazy chick has got your back. So you decide to sit on your thoughts and feels until you are ready to unpack them with her.

This could totally wait, destroying shit with your main squeez was much more important. At least it would offer a good distraction.

You weren't quite ready to tackle all the things that came after "date"

You felt so defeated just thinking about all your romantic tragedies in the past. All the scares you "lovers" left on you. They were people you thought were safe, people you had given you love to willingly only to be stabbed in the back.

To be fair this was hell, and everyone had some sort of angle... it was foolish to think that hippieness was even a possibility down here.

But she made you happy... didn't she? She made your heart flutter with anticipation and delight every time she was near did she not?

These thought kept running through your head throughout the night .

Velvet could tell your heart just wasn't in it because your head was somewhere else.

After blowing up a few things and sharing some half hearted giggles. She opted to take you back to her place suggesting that the two of you could watch some movies.

You both settled in with some popcorn and a punch of snacks.

Velvet hoped the relaxing change of pace would set your mind at ease but your demeanor remained ever the same.

She decided to take a chance and bring up the subject again.

" Hey hun... you still seem really bothered. You wanna talk about it." She sounded so genuine and sweet.

You couldn't look her in the eyes, so instead you look out the window and just said " I'm good Vel, just lost in my own thoughts... Sorry if I am bringing down the mood... Maybe I should just go home."

"I know you are really bein bugged by somethin, its written like all over your face. Please tell me. Maybe I can help. " She proceeded to rest her head in your lap and lightly booped your nose.

You smiled down at her with a sigh.

Figuring it was probably best to just tell her what was wrong because she definitely wouldn't leave you alone about it and she was just gonna keep asking.

So you proceeded to awkward spill your guts to your best friend and she listened patiently.

When you were done explaining your past with relationships and the fear they had left you with because of the hurt you felt, she understandably looked pissed.

In turn you looked a little nervous down at her.

" I am not mad at you bunny, I AM Mad that someone would dare hurt you so badly, a few someone's !!! That is Just Totally not COOL!!!"

You giggled a little at her action, but could not help the tears that were slowly trickling down your face.

Never did you think you would ever get to take the weight of how you felt off your chest. Yet here you were being vulnerable.

Velvet softy wiped your tears and pulled you into a warm hug letting you just cry it out as you needed to.

You were scared of the word "date" because you were scared of the love that came with it if things went well.

She couldn't say she completely understood, usually if someone broke her heart she would just rip out there's, but you were not her and she got that you just handled things differently.

Gently she let you out of the hug and told you.

" I really like you as a friend and no matter what happens I want us to always stay friends. So, if ya eva change yer mind about the whole dating shabang and wanted to try it with me, I want us to be open and talk about how we feel. IF things ain't working out we can always go back to being friends cause I would rather have you in my life as a friend then like not at all."

She hugs you again and cheerily says " Oh and I am SO Totally murdering your ex's !!! No one hurts my bestie and gets away with it !!! "

You laugh and feeling better, you both proceed to spend the rest of the night just watching movies.

Valentino

He wasn't exactly know for liking commitment.

You haven't the slightest clues as to how you ended up in a long term relationship with Valentino.

Typically he would just take what he wanted and throw whoever out when he had his fill of fun with them.

But for whatever reason, that was not the case with you.

But weeks turned into months and he was showing no signs of wanting to get rid of you.

You fully expected to just have a little fling with him and figured even if you were just gonna get dumped in the end at least you could have some fun and milk the situation for what it was worth.

Which of course put you in a very awkward (some might say dangerous) situation because You did not like the idea of getting attached to him.

Yet that is exactly what was happening.

You were beginning to fall for one of the worst people in Hell to do that with.

It would be light to say, that this fact down right terrified you because the deeper and deeper your affections got for him the closer to love you came.

You didn't want to love him ! You didn't want to love anyone Ever Again !!!

This realization of yours made interactions with Val slowly become more stiff and unpleasant as you got more annoyed at these growing feelings.

He began to notice your shift in mood towards him.

The both of you were in one of his clubs.

"Baby, what's got you all wound up~" he asks you in his sweet and seductive tone.

You don't look at him, you just proceed to roll your eyes and huff out in annoyance.

" This show is almost over Sweets, I see your annoyed we can go anywhere you want after this." he plants quick kiss behind your ear and pulls you into his lap.

He chuckles at your little display and tactfully, tip-toes his hands around your shoulder and arm pulling you close. Whispering in your ear.

You promptly pull away and squirm your way out of his lap, crossing your arms you turn your back on him.

This clearly pisses Valentino off. If there is one thing he hates it is certainly being ignored. Especially when he is being so sweet.

When it is over he quickly gets up and despite still being mad he offers you his hand.

His face visibly sours and the two of you sit in awkward silence for the last few minutes of the show.

You don't really look at him, but you take his hand and allow him to help you stand up anyway.

The two of you walk back to his limo and when the door shuts you both in, is when he begins his questions.

" Your being a real Bitch babe? Were you that unhappy with bein there ? You could have just said you didn't want to go with me ya know ! "

His sweet tones have all but faded into heavy annoyance.

" I don't really feel like talking about it... Can you just take me home... Please. " You don't look at him at all, you just stare out the window like the scene passing by is so interesting.

He cracks his car side window a little and takes a long drag from his cigarette, puffing out the smoke in wafts. He grits his teeth and curtly answers.

" Fine. Babe. I'll take ya home." He gives a knock to the upfront driver and his limo drops you off right in front of your house.

You proceed to not answer Any of his calls or texts for the next couple of weeks.

In response Valentino begins to send you gifts, and you send each of them right back.

This goes on for about a month and he finally caves, furiously annoyed that you won't accept anything from him or answer any of his calls or texts.

One night you hear a knocking on your door. You have no idea who the hell would want to see you at this time of night and you couldn't care to get up and check.

You hear the knockings again this time louder and more frantic.

You rise with an annoyed groan " I'm Coming, I'm Coming hold your horses !"

Leaning your head against the door you let out a sigh. And slowly open it, letting him in and closing it behind him.

Looking through the peep hole you see a much less extravagant version of Val standing there with a bouquet of flowers.

Very uncharacteristically weak Val say " I brought you flowers..."

It is very clear he doesn't know what to say and he seems a little afraid to say anything. There are bags under his eyes and it looks like he very clearly has not been sleeping well.

You take some pity on him and gently take the flowers " Thanks"

He follows you as you look for something to put them in.

You pull out a vase and place the floral bouquet in them.

" Look... I... Uh... I'm s-sorry. " it is very clear that the phrase sorry is not something that comes naturally to Valentino.

" I don't exactly know what the hell I did, if it's cause I called I called you a bitch...You were acting pretty cold for no damn reason.. I just... " You listen tentatively.

" Things were goin so well and then you started acting all weird..." His tone is a mix of sadness and anger, intense yet dull all at the same time.

" Then you fuckin ghost me, wont answer my calls and you've rejects all the crap I sent you... I don't get it !!! What the hell did I do wrong? "

He gets down on his knees so he is eye level to you.

" Please... Tell me what went wrong ?" You can see clearly the desperation in his eyes.

" I love you... I can't... I don't wanna lose you... "

Without noticing tears being to slip past your eyelids. You shakily reply.

"Y-you can't Love me !!!" You look him in the eyes with a fearful look filling the pools of your.

He surprises you, with tenderness you did not know he was capable of as he gently pulls you close to him with his lower arms and wipes your tears with the top set.

" Why can't I ?" Val looks you in the eyes and you recognize the look he is giving you because it is the same one you are giving him.

He is just as afraid and vulnerable as you are in this moment.

You pull him into a hug and when you pull away you help him up and gently guide him to your bedroom, sitting him down on the bed.

The two of you begin to talk it out, you spend hours just letting your walls down in conversation.

You learn that he often guards his heart so closely because love and loss have left him so jaded, but when he is with you he doesn't feel like there are any expectations and it just feels natural.

In turn you tell him that your past relationships have left you afraid to ever love someone again, and despite the way he is someone you started to love him too.

When your confessions are done and no more word are shared between you, you both decide to meld into each other for the night. Sharing your bed, you spend a night of passion and for that time you allow yourself to feel nothing but.

[meltingpotimagines]

Husband!Hawks

this mans

is not husband material

but!

for the right girl? he may be willing to play the part

listen, mans may not be a simp but he is cHARMING okay? he got potential

besides he’s lowkey a simp for the right girl but whatever

was very romantic when he proposed

managed to rent out an entire park perks of being the #2 hero

decked out a gazebo with fairy lights, candles, and rose petals

considered making a heart with the rose petals but decided just scattering them around would be classier and less cheesy

set up a picnic with a basket f u l l of food

sandwiches, cheese, fruit, desserts, the works

and ofc a bottle of champagne bc tonight you two would be celebrating

or so he hoped

you wouldn’t say no right?

i mean who could say no to that gorgeous face pHEW

pulled out the ring box right as you swallowed the last of the macaron you’d been nibbling on

his heart sped up as your eyes widened, a breathless ‘keigo’ escaping your lips

“i know you might not be ready, but the more i get to know you, the more i realize that i don’t want to live the rest of my life without you. you’re the girl of my dreams, and i never want to wake up. would you marry me?”

“are you s t u p i d? ofc i will!”

his grin has never been as bright as it was at that moment

slipped the ring onto your finger and immediately pulled you into his arms and took off into the air

slowed your assent as you two soared above the clouds and spun around, unable to contain his joy

gazed at your face with those golden eyes, taking in your beauty, before giving you the sweetest, most tender kiss you’ve ever felt

oh boy the wedding

when i tell you this was an e v e n t i mean anyone who was anyone wanted to go to this wedding

but only those that were close to the two of you were invited

haha suckerrrs

somehow got all might to officiate

who knew all might could officiate weddings? 

certainly neither of you

no one really knows how that decision came to be but i mean no one was complaining either so

he let you make all the decisions except for one

the flowers

he h a d to be involved in the flowers

he appreciates pretty flora and if the bouquets and floral arrangements at his wedding weren’t the prettiest possible he would n o t be satisfied

teared up as you walked down the aisle (which he will neither confirm nor deny)

not that he wasn’t lookin’ mighty fine too

just imagine: tan suit with a black button up and a gold tie, gold cufflinks with a ruby set in each

i know those are his costume colors but he looks good in them so y’all can fight me

dipped you for your first kiss as husband and wife to everyone’s amusement

best believe a few different cameras caught that

the timing of the wedding was planned out so the reception was held at night

semi-sheer white tents and custom black ten-feet tall candelabras

the soft glow from the candles combined with the moonlight made for the perfect dreamy vibe 

he managed to find a florist that could dye white roses black and cover them them with a thin layer of gold glitter

was it necessary? no

did it look good? heck yeah

the gold glitter shined beautifully against the black roses

tho

the way your eyes sparkled as you danced with him was far more captivating

you two had flown up into the sky to dance your first dance together

your silhouettes against the bright moon made for a perfect picture

the only reason you ended up coming down was because neither of you had eaten much that day and a guy’s gotta eat

he gonna need stamina later *winky face*

you cannot convince me the man wouldn’t insist on fried chicken

like a whole buffet table of different flavors

but i mean fried chicken is good so can’t blame him

everyone expected him to smear some cake on your face when he fed you that first piece

instead wiped off the frosting that got on your lips with his thumb and licked it off

your best friend caught t h a t one on camera and will never stop teasing you about how flustered you got

he kept up a great image of a polite host but on the inside he was ready to g o

it had been a long day and he was ready love on his wife

heh

wife

he likes the sound of that

peppers your face with kisses on the ride home

yeah yeah i know h o n e y m o o n but where y’all were goin’ was forever away and mans just wants to shower you with affection as soon as possible (esp considering he had to keep his hands off you all day since you two never had a moment alone)

scoops you up the second you’re out of the car and carries you over the threshold

gives you a soft kiss before putting you down

and that’s the last soft kiss you’re gonna get for the night lolllll

definitely the type to make you breakfast in the morning

also the type to cook in nothing but an apron and boxers but anyway

you better be up in time to see that sight bc if not, you’re getting breakfast in bed not that i’d complain

he’s not the best cook but mans can manage some bacon and eggs

plus some fresh fruit bc it makes it more visually appealing and less like he doesn’t really know how to cook

he set the tray on your lap and climbs back into bed, pulling you into his side so your head can rest on his chest as you two munch on breakfast

there’s something so soothing about the sound of his heartbeat

a soft little rhythm that nearly puts you back the sleep

didn’t help that he was unconsciously running his fingertips along your arm, drawing random squiggles and shapes

will tilt your head up by the chin every so often to give you a little peck on the lips

if you do fall asleep, he’ll just gaze at you softly while lightly tracing your features

still can’t process that you’re married

someone actually loved him enough to marry him

there was someone that didn’t just admire or use him bc of his quirk

didn’t give him attention purely bc he’s the number 2 hero

you saw all his flaws and shortcomings and insecurities and loved him regardless

if he’s dreaming, please don’t wake him up

you cleaning him wings for him is something he loves so much

it’s such an intimate task that makes him feel cared for

loved

how much time you take in cleaning them and how tenderly you handle each wing

it’s one of his favorite ways to spend time with you

it’s nice being taken care of for once, esp when he’s always taking care of others

absolutely loves taking you on night flights

will take you in his arms and just soar above the clouds

with the clouds below you and the stars above, it feels like you two are the only people that exist

definitely dances with you during some of those flights

wraps one arm more tightly around your waist and take your hand in his and just… slowly spins in the air

it doesn’t look like much but when you’re just looking into each other’s eyes, it feels like the most romantic and intimate moment you could ask for

your life is quite literally in his hands but you’ve never felt safer

even more so when you wrap your arms around his neck and bury your face in the crook

his arms wound securely around your waist, the comforting smell of his scent, the kisses he presses to your temple every so often

it feels like home

likes startling/scaring you a lot

will sneak into the house after work just so he can tap on your shoulder from behind 

the gasp you let out as you freak out for half a second never fails to amuse him the jerk

will always make it up to you with long, deep kiss

if he gets home late after a long day he’ll just crawl into bed and pull you into his arms before burying his face into your hair

no talking, just breathes in your scent before he crashes

he sleeps really well like that, but, although he won’t admit it, he sleeps best when you hold him, his face buried in your chest

he feels warm and safe, like it’s okay to be vulnerable for once

absolutely flirts with you while at work

probably definitely sends you a few spicy pics or texts

it gives him such smug satisfaction knowing the affect he has on you when he’s not even physically there

picks up take-out when he knows your too tired to or would rather not cook

like to back hug you and wrap you up with his wings

9/10 times will bury his face in your neck and nuzzle

sometimes if he spots you while on patrol, he’ll fly over and flirt with you

“how you doin’, gorgeous? the name’s hawks. what’s a pretty lil’ thing like you doin’ in a neighborhood like this?”

sir, this is one of the safest areas in the city pLS-

but if you actually a r e in danger? oh boy

no one, and i mean no one, touches his girl

honestly i’d rather fight bakugo one on one than deal with keigo’s wrath

he’s one of the chillest people you will ever meet, but when he’s that mad? s c a r y

will keep a close watch on you for a while after that

asks you to always let him know where you’ll be and to text him when you get home

definitely considered installing a tracking app on your phones

he’ll calm down eventually, but for the moment he’s extremely anxious

although he certainly tried his best to hide it

he didn’t want to stress you out too, especially if you had any anxieties from it yourself

he was just afraid to lose you

he doesn’t know what he’d do without you

after all, you’re the most precious thing in the world to him and he loves you more than he could ever put into words

[mothra-mcyt]

Is there any way we could get the safe alphabet but for smp!techno?

☾ c!Technoblade SFW Alphabet ☽

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Because of his trusts issues he's not really affectionate at first but when he really trusts you he will shower you in affection. He'll always bring you gifts in hopes of you liking it. Also gifted you a totem for when he's not there to protect you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

The friendship probably started with Phil kinda taking you under his wing and introducing you to Techno.

Honestly he would be a great best friend. Would be very protective over you because he wants to keep you safe and not let anything hurt you.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He doesn't really like cuddling but when you hug him once he nearly breaks down realising how touch starved he really is. Won't really initate cuddling but you'll see signs of him giving you more hugs.

He likes to be the big spoon because he likes to know that you're safe and that nothing can hurt you. When the voices are really bad tho or he's not feeling good he likes to lay his head on your chest and you petting his hair

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He would love to settle down and stay away from all the violence and drama. He absolutely loves cooking and showing you all the food that piglins make in the nether which tastes suprisingly very good.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He's very scared to show emotions thinking that he's showing weakness when he does. To protect himself he'll try his best to make it seem as emotionless and uncaring as possible to avoid letting you see how much this is actually hurting him.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

I feel like he's not the type to get married because he doesn't have any connections to marriage. For piglins it's more common to gift their fiancés gold jewellery and crowns instead of marriage.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He's very gentle with you physically making sure to not hurt you because he's naturally stronger cause he's a piglin.

He's not afraid to tell you if you're doing something he doesn't like tho so he's not that gentle emotionally.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

As i've said before this man doesn't even realise how touchstarved he is until you give him a hug. Slowly he's starting to initiate more hugs himself. Will hold you tight and lay his head on your head/shoulder.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I feel like it would take him a long time to say that he loves you because of his trust and commitment issues. But when he says it tho he does mean it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

It depends on who you're hanging out with. If you're just hanginf out with Ranboo or Phil he doesn't really care and is happy that you're having fun with his friends. If you're hanging out with someone else tho he'll get jealous. Even worse if it's with one of his enemies.

When he's jealous at first he'll just be kinda annoyed and not say anything. If you keep hanging out with other people tho he'll start to get needy and become more clingy making up excuses that you have to leave for some reason.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His kisses are very soft in fear of hurting you but that doesn’t mean they’re boring. You can feel his emotions flowing into the kiss making you feel like you’re loosing your breath.

I feel like he likes kissing you on the top of your hand while looking you in the eyes. When he feels like teasing you he’ll kiss you at the corner of your mouth making you pout because he didn’t give you a serious kiss

He really likes it when you kiss him on the tip of his nose and no i will not explain why.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

I- i think we know his relationship with children.

But in all seriousness at first he’s a little awkward around children and says he doesn’t really like them. It’s like when men say they don’t like cats but then their girlfriend gets them a cat and they realize how adorable they can be sometimes. 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He’s definitely not a morning person. Wakes up before you tho and likes to watch you sleep (not in a creepy way) because of how calm you look in his arms. Honestly just wants to keep holding you in his arms making sure you’re safe. When he goes down to make breakfast and you don’t wanna get up he wraps his cape around you to keep you warm and because he knows its smell reminds you of him.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He honestly kinda lost his sleep schedule after not living with Phil anymore and got back to just sleeping when he feels like it. He’s still used to this because he of growing up in the nether where day and night pretty much didn’t exist.

So if he’s not feeling like sleeping but you still want him to be near you at night he’ll stay with you cuddling until you fall asleep and give you his cape as a blanket.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

I’ve already mentioned his trust issues so it’ll take him a long time to reveal things about him in fear of you breaking his trust. Also wouldn’t tell you everything once. He would do it more slowly probably starting with the fact that he hears voices. Please be patient with him he’s trying his best.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It takes him a lot to get really angry because he knows he can kinda loose himself when he’s angry. So he’ll try his best to avoid getting angry around you in fear of accidentally hurting you.

But something where he definitely wouldn’t be able to hold back his anger is someone hurting you. We have seen how protective he is over the people he likes so when someone hurts you all hell would break loose and canon lifes would be lost.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He would remember a lot about you. Your favorite type of flower, your favorite childhood memory, your favorite weapon to use in combat. Can he remember where he put his glasses tho? Definitely not.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It was in the middle of the night when he stepped into his house smiling at the warmth surrounding him. Looking at the fireplace he saw a figure sitting in the brown armchair in front of it. Taking off his cape and crown he out them onto the table telling himself he’s gonna put them away tomorrow. Slowly walking in front of the fireplace he chuckled at seeing his fiance looking so calm and cute while sleeping. Taking off his boots he put them near the fire to make sure that they’re dry tomorrow.

Carefully he put on of his arms under your knees and the other at your back picking you up into his arm and holding you close to his chest. Making his way up the stairs he looked down at you an immediate happiness overcoming him.

Now standing next to his bed he slowly laid you down on the mattress. Crawling in next to you he laid down behind you and gently wrapped his arms around you. The last thing he heard was an “I love you.” coming from his partner making a smile appear on his lip before he fell into the land of dreams.

(This ended up being a oneshot oop anyway)

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s a very protective person in general going as far as gifting people totems and fighting against at least 10 people alone to protect the people he cares about.

Also doesn’t back down from protecting you with words for example when someone is being a dick to you and he knows you’re scared when he’s violent he’ll defend you with words completely destroying the other persons ego.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He puts a lot of effort into gifts and such because they mean a lot to him. Also puts a lot of effort into the food he cooks for you and always makes sure they taste and look amazing.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He will often distance himself from you for example if the voices get really bad. Also sometimes doubts if you still love him and aren’t only with him because you see him as a weapon like the others do which leads to him distancing himself from you.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He isn’t very concerned with his looks because of growing up in the nether where no mob cares about how someone looks. What he does care about though is his long pink hair always keeping it in a braid to prevent it from getting damaged too much while fighting. He is more used to caring about strength and muscles.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He is very much used to living alone so if you’re only gone for some time he is pretty much fine. If he doesn’t see you for longer though he’ll start to miss you. He’ll start to miss you braiding his hair. He’ll start to miss you cuddling up to him while sitting in his lap. He’ll start to miss training for fun with you. So overall yes he would feel incomplete without you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He actually really likes getting pet especially at his ears. You found that out when he was laying with his head in your lap reading a book. You started petting him which started to make him sleepy. But when your hand scratched him behind his ears a blush appeared on his cheeks hearing himself starting to purr.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He is pretty much okay with everything because of growing up with two completely different brothers but one thing he wouldn’t like is a partner that doesn’t respect his privacy and that he sometimes needs time for himself.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

You know how cats or dogs sometimes twitch in their sleep because they dream of hunting? He does that too. Also when he’s cuddling with you while sleeping will tighten his grip on you.

Masterlist

[chanyoungies]

okok how abt all time favorite beverage for walking around in a slight drizzle with <3 and . rank top 5 junseo mirror selfies

erieri my bewoved <3 i think starbucks' gingerbread latte would fit autumn drizzles pretty well (if we ignore the fact that they only start selling it in winter) & for a spring drizzle i'd have to say the rose lemonade i told u about !!!!!

now . did u have to terrorize me like this . as of the moment im typing this u havent consented to me changing the 5 to like 250 (made it a top 10 but like cheating) but frankly i do not care. i present to u the prettiest man on planet earth:

(1) these 4 are a set they count as one . may be my most favouritestest idk im not sure but like i love.... they feel very for me u know (may be the coat). he's so pretty hes so cute? THIS close to giving him a kiss u know. also were all perfect lockscreen candidates (served me well also. from time to time im like i shld go back to this)

(2) left is just SO insanely important to me my spring lockscreen my beloved fox boy like look at him . hes a fox . im pointing im shaking you like are you seeing this ?? im so insanely attached to this picture . i think abt it . so often . (3) right takoyaki junseo my beloved i see this picture i cry i sob i bawl i wail i roll around my bed etc

the next four are all the same genre of junseo mirror selfies However there's a hierarchy there and it goes (4) left which is a bit different from the next three because i feel like the neck is the highlight nd thats all i will say . u shld click to see the actual full picture its v important. (5) right . hand . fingers . thats all

(6) these two go together they are a set also. they are like number 5 except slightly less hand focused but i went insane over these when they were posted esp left .

(7) is the one on the left nd i think people who pay slight attention to me probably knew this one was going to appear on this list . hes just .... gestures ... + right is a bonus for size but was one of the 87 candidates bc look....its so cute.....it looks like the flowers are in his hair.........

(8) is another set i tried rlly hard to just choose one of the two but like the energy is slightly different u know so it was hard so i was like u know what idc let's go w both

(9) is arguably another set.... i did end up choosing left when i was narrowing them down but for the sake of size im adding the other strong candidate. left just feels....cozy......nd also as everyone should know by now i am a coat enthusiast . im gently brushing his ha-- So right one is just . theres smth so cute about it like smth abt it feels so adorable ?? (+ coat i love u) (+ guest yongha mwah)

(10) is THIS VERY important picture....i love it so bad....the blue looks so pretty on him.... nd just that sweater in general it looks rlly pretty on him . like anything wld look pretty on him bc hes junseo whatever but like its so cute ? so prettie ? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY little plant crown... i love flower crowns (even tho i dont rlly see flowers there but like . theyre like . cousins i guess?) so its . i love it .

(bonus) not smth i would put on 11th spot like there are mirror selfies of his i like more n all but i felt like i needed to add this in some way bc it makes me laugh every single time like the little 'get a hobby' is so funny i feel very targeted like alright pretty boy ure right i rlly should get a hobby its like he knows i spend too much time just staring at him + right for size but also its so cute i find this genre of junseo in tiniest mirror known to man very endearing

[malewife-darkling]

Aleks Aleks Aleks-

woooo boy here we go. Going to do book and show aleksander bc why not.

Book

First impression

I was very much into this mysterious twinky hot boy and I wanted Alina to Get It On w him

Impression now

I adore him. I see Book Darkling as more evil and less noble, much more in it for himself, and I love that for him. I think he's a little bitch boy

Favorite moment

When Alina begs him to save Mal and he's like... "OK babe" and then says that he's going to kill Mal anyways. Also everytime he corners Alina and begs her to rule with him

Idea for a story

Siege and Storm au where Alina destroys the fold... and has to team up w Aleksander in order to fight off the war on two fronts that this destruction causes

Unpopular opinion

He was definitely fucking Ivan but he was also using him emotionally at the same time

Favorite relationship

Darklina and Ivan/Darkling

Favorite headcanon

This is rlly stupid and contradictiory to canon but I like to think he's rlly short. Like 5'6 or 5'4

Show:

First impression

OK SO- don't be mad at me, but i was not enthusiastic when I first saw who was going to play him. Bc one, up until that moment i had no emotionas at all abt bin bons (I generally don't care much abt actors), and two, he was very obviously a v different take on the darkling than in the book, and I wasn't sure if I would like it!

I will say tho, he won me over almost immediately w how he plays the character

Impression now

I adore him. Sweet baby. My baby boy. He's just a big stupid bird and also a big stupid wolf and I want to kiss his forehead

Favorite moment

The flowers are a given bc that shit is hilarious but props to him sparing Mal and going out of his way not to kill him. Originally I was looking forward to that whole sequence bc I adore unhinged bookling, but this change fits so well w his character in a satisfying way

Idea for a story

I have so many. (go read Creatures Born from Ice and Snow I am begging)

Tho I will say I rlly want to explore his relationship w Baghra. It's v complex

Unpopular opinion

Not unpopular here by any stretch but I think out of the show cast he has the most solid moral compass. Everyone else is squarely in it for their own interest, and for better or for worse Darkling is one of the only ones who isn't

Favorite relationship

I love all of them but I will give a special shoutout to Malarkling for being both hilarious and having more chemistry than the main possibly endgame pairing

Favorite headcanon

He's David's dad

[starlight-writes-stuff]

hi again omg! im getting into the feral boys and i was hoping you could do some headcanons for them with a reader that has their period (but could you make it gender neutral if possible?) - ⚙️ anon

⚙️ anon ! hi ! i can absolutely do this , im sorry it took a long time . i genuinely ended up LOVING these , and i hope you do too ! 

AYO LOOK AT THESE : reader who gets a period , mentions of cramps , usage of tylenol / painkillers of that sort , very very very fluffy feral boys content . i luv them .

reblogs are always appreciated ! <3

dream : 

would be incredibly worried :(

and unbelievably empathetic

he’s such a good fkn person in general ugh

“i don't know how it feels but i would imagine its … not good”

he would just want to keep you comfortable

“stay in bed, baby, i’ll bring [whatever] to you”

would go on pad/tampon runs for you

and wouldn’t be a pussy about it

“what size ? how heavy is your flow ?”

would call you while he was in the aisle to double check

and would get more than one box

“i know it fluctuates”

while he was out he would pick up some little gifts for you

just things to keep you comfortable

a blanket because “it looked soft”

some of your favorite chocolate

“did you know that chocolate produces endorphins ? which can help with cramps ?”

a little teddy bear

and would pick up some junk food for you

he’d move his stream to comfort you all night

“can i hold you ? will you still be comfortable ?”

would end up laying your head in his lap and running his hands through your hair

he’d do small , soothing actions until you fell asleep

and would be so still while you napped on him

clay would die if he woke you up

you’re his number one priority , and you need your rest

george :

sweet gogs would be . so concerned .

“... are you alright , my love ?”

would get pouty because you were irritated 

but would understand

he tries his best to help you in anyway possible

brings you water and tylenol

and would make you a snack to go with it

“you have to take it with food so your body can process it , darling .”

purchases a heating pack to keep at his house

and genuinely just tries to keep you as comfortable as possible

picks you up bridal style

to transfer you from couch to bed

and would be SO upset when you whimpered in pain

“did i hurt you , baby ? are you okay ?”

you’d try to explain that it wasn’t him at all

just your body working against you

but would insist on nursing you 

going as far to lift your water cup to your lips for you

“wanna make sure you’re taken care of , sweet thing .”

would bring you desserts and comfort foods

and would eat half

gogy would try to get you to nap

“your body is working so hard ! you need rest !”

and would be elATED when you fell asleep tucked against him

he’d run a hand up and down your back while you slept

trying to comfort you even in unconsciousness

sapnap :

trying his best

bless his little heart

would be incredibly concerned but very scared

not necessarily of you

but of you

wouldn't want to make you mad in any way , shape , or form

is worried that you’ll rip him to shreds

but is also v soft for you

doesn’t like seeing his s/o in pain :(

so he’d be very careful with you

won't give up his cuddles tho

would jump 10 feet into the air when you said “ow!” after he wrapped an arm around your lower tummy

apologizes incessantly

feels bad for the next week

would make you tea and warm drinks to help

and would diy a heat pack out of rice and a sock 😭

nick would NOT want to leave you alone

so he’d try to cook

and would do pretty well !!

would make you mac and cheese from the box

but it was so good

and would feed you oreos

he’d make you both milkshakes, too

karl : 

nurse karl™ is on the case

he would be the BEST at taking care of you

would have an entire period kit at his place

and would carry tampons/pads in a bag in his backpack just in case

karl knows you inside and out 

and has taken notes on what to do while you're on your cycle

stocks up on all your comfort foods the week before

makes sure you have plenty of supplies

he would make a movie lineup for the two of you to watch together

all cheesy rom coms and disney flicks

he’d sing all the songs to you

would make jokes about being your prince charming

karl would try to make you smile in any way he could

he would make you a comfy spot on the couch

with lots of pillows and blankets

“is it okay if i hold you ?”

would be s o gentle

barely touching you

“baby , i'm not made of glass”

“but i don't want to hurt you !”

would end up spooning

and karl would smother you with kisses

“gotta kiss it better >:(“

he’d keep you clothed in his big hoodies and sweatpants

and would make sure that you always had a warm towel when you got out of the shower

karl would run all the errands you usually did

and would bring flowers back from the store

quackity :

loml big q

god he would be so so so tender with u

he would go completley soft

because seeing you in pain just rips his heart to shreds

has the whole phantom pain thing

because yall are so fkn close w each other

wouldn’t leave you alone like ,,, ever

is so worried that you’re going to lose too much blood

you’ve tried to explain that your body regulates it to an extent

but he doesn’t care

he’d call your mom to ask for tips

and would follow all of them to a t , PLUS everything that he’d picked up on already

would make sure to keep you hydrated

gets gatorade “because you need electrolytes !”

he’d run you warm showers

and get you clean , soft clothes

would give you back and neck rubs to help with your muscles

alex would lay in bed with you all day 

he’d love when you napped on his chest

would set timers on his phone for giving you ibuprofen

“every six hours , my love .”

alex would 100% get midol and be so proud that he found it

finally makes a trip to the store on like ,,,,,, day 3/4

would take a picture the pads/tampons you use so he gets the correct ones

and would buy multiple boxes so you’d never run out

is incredibly comforting

does small tasks for you

brushes your hair and tries his best to braid it back

would make you foods that are high in iron

“you need it , baby , it’s for your blood”

but would follow it up with hot chocolates for the both of you

he’d sing softly to you until you fell asleep in his arms

and would press little kisses to your head

[starlitdumbass]

Shikamaru is human turned demon after death, he refuses to talk about his past life. Caused a lot of drama for some centuries causing freak accidents to people that entered his forest. Now he just runs a tea shop and cares for the deer.

Neji is half incubus from his mother’s side. The Hyuuga clan are demon hunters but they kept Neji around because he was useful from hunting. When he got older they felt he was too dangerous so they tried to kill. It wasn’t successful so now he does what he wants. Hungout in red light districts a lot for dining in his earlier years. Now he runs the tea shop with Shikamaru.

Hinata couldn’t bring herself to kill even if it was demons so her clan stopped paying attention to her a disowned her. She ended up getting lost in the woods and got adopted by a sorcerer(Kurenai) who found her. Shes a pretty powerful sorcerer but she uses them to grow plants mostly, don’t test her tho.

Tenten is a demon blacksmith that can make you a god killing blade but it’ll cost your soul. She has a nice collection and her favorite are those enshrouded with pride.

Sakura is a shrine goddess of healing and strength. She wonders around in the mortal world as a miracle doctor.

Naruto is a kitsune and one of the demon kings but hes really bad at it and has a short attention span. Mostly fucks around and messes with people for fun. Good with spells cause hes a uzimaki and they’re a clan of sorcerers.

Sasuke is a tengu, as is the entirely of the Uchiha clan. Hes always with naruto even though he claims to hate him. Don’t ask why.

Lee is a demon but hes also a demon hunter. Seems contradicting but really he just goes after wraths and demons that cause ’ unjust major havoc’ in his words.

The sand siblings are bakenekos. Gaara is also a demon king.

The Yamanakas are succubus. Ino runs a flower shop and and a maidcafe.

The Akamichi are Fay but not like cute little fay, the eldritch demonic kind. Choji dedicates himself to cursing passers of his territory unless they give him offerings of snacks.

Kakashi is a demon covered in eyes (I don’t remember the name and google isn’t helping). Trails around just vibing and chilling, fucks with iruka a lot

Iruka is a medium with a low tolerance for bull shit. Helps guides lost spirits so they can rest. Just cause hes not godly doesn’t mean he won’t kick your ass if you try him.

Sai is a witch, I will not elaborate. He just gives off witch vibes.

You're a blessing ilysm aksjajjdkwkd ;v;

[apenapaperandadoofus]

wE NEED A VNADY, RIKA, RAY, ETC ETC WHOEVER YOU'D LIKE TO WRITE PLEASE

ALRIGHT ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE

Mornings (Vanderwood, Rika, Unknown+ Alters -its alters right? Bc for some reason my brain translates it to personas and it's just- MA'AM WHAT)

Vanderwood:

While he worked at the agency he barely left with a goodbye.

He didn't want to be actually saying goodbye forever.

Instead he would give you a quick kiss and immediately leave.

When they got rid of the agency tho?

Honestly this man will not admit how much he freakin loves you.

I like to think that in his 'route' or smth MC was in really heavy danger, and he realized just how much he cares about them. Now he's not so much of a "i-its not like I like you or anythin!" Sort of relationship, but instead it'll be like "god I love this dumbass do much....dammit." He will show he loves you by cooking your favorite food, or suddenly coming up to you and hugging you while blushing like crazy.

It always depends on who's up first. If it's him he'll stay in bed with you until you wake up. Those days he will be super honest with you. That's when he lets his guard fully down, and he shows how much he adores you.

He is also a housewife. You cannot change my mind, MAKE THE V+SAERAN+VANDERWOOD HOUSE WIFE CLUB I BEG YOU-

On days you both don't have to work or do anything, he will draw up a bath for the two of you to shower together while he hugs you and kisses your forehead. He isn't one to say "you are my everything" or "I love you" or "I'm crazy for you", instead he shows it and imprints his love for you in all his kisses and all his caresses.

Rika:

(She's healthy in this of course)

She wakes you up with kisses and smooches all over your face, saying I'm a sing-song voice to wake up! You have a very busy day today!!

She will dance around the room, and help you cook breakfast.

You both help each other while dressing yourselves, with her helping tie a ribbon or tie while you caress her hair, making her giggle.

On days you don't have to do anything, if it's too late she will wake you up by muzzling her nose against yours, and then you will both lay in bed talking about work or the RFA, or things you both want to do to change the world. Those days you will both make breakfast later than usual.

Unknown:

Oh honey.

Oh boy

I don't know if I'd like waking up with him.

I mean a masochist part of me is like MMM YEAH CUTE BOI but on the other hand it's like bAbY nO

Unknown sometimes let's you sleep in.

He woke you up super early before, but after he began caring about you he realized that you're a human being and you need rest.

As soon as you wake up he will give you his usual smirk. "Good morning princess~ I was about to wake you with a kiss of you didn't get up soon~"

He will have some breakfast ready for you (and probably some elixir too, although he honestly doesn't want you to take as much -this guy, deep down really cares about you, he just shows it in very...uhm... strange ways.)

You will both eat together, with Unknown telling you your schedule for today and what evil plans you want to get done.

If not and you're both eating pescefullt then it will probably be cut short by the two of you having to go to work.

If there are days where you don't have to do anything, which...uhmm....is probably impossible, then he will keep you in bed with him for the whole morning, biting and kissing your neck, while pressing your bare body against his, not letting you go while whispering and teasing you.

Ray:

You almost never get to wake up with him :(

He will be already gone by the morning, but he will always leave you some nice breakfast and a note, attached with a flower.

"I'm really sorry I had to leave to work really early. I'd love to stay just one morning with you...to see your beautiful face as you wake up...to caress your cheeks and maybe even...kiss you...

Ah! But don't tell savior I said that! ! Work is going fine, and I don't deserve you worrying about me. I hope you enjoy the breakfast I cooked for you.

I'll see you later, my one and only love 💕

~Ray"

Suit!Saeran:

Mornings are not....normal.

You almost never get to sleep, and are woken up by a very mad Saeran.

"Who said you could fully sleep huh?? Get up princess. I'm pretty bored today, so why don't we have some fun?"

Your days are filled with either screams or yells or insults from him, especially if he had had a bad day.

Although.... sometimes... sometimes he will come up to your room, when it's really early, and come to lay beside you in bed.

Those moments he will be quiet. He won't day anything.

Although...if you listen closely you can hear him...sobbing?

Those moments, you will quietly wrap your arms around him and rub his back, or caress his hair.

It's just...gosh it's been so hard....and he can't do anything about what is happening now.

Then, a few hours later when you wake up, you will have some breakfast. He won't be anywhere around, but then you'll recieve a text message from him.

"Don't look so surprised. Eat up.

.....

Thanks for yesterday. Even if I didn't need your stupid help.

Don't expect this to repeat again, so you'd better eat everything on your plate and when I come back I expect you to be on your knees telling me how grateful you are to have such a kind master.

Then you will pay me back with something else.

SE! Saeran:

You two had moved in together when you felt Saeran was well enough mentally to finally leave his brother and his partner to start a new life with his own.

Some mornings start better than others.

There are days where he will wake up and smile at you, kissing you and then getting breakfast ready for you.

Others...well...

Sometimes though, mornings will be a bit hard. When that happens you will wake up first and make him breakfast. Sometimes you will run your hands through his hair while hugging him and whispering reassuring words.

Other days he will wake up before you and make you breakfast. He's also a bit of a house wife, since he likes keeping busy while you work.

When you don't have to do anything, then he will hold you close and bury his head on your chest, telling you he loves you, and you'll both cuddle until you get hungry and have to get breakfast!

[tuttifuckinfruttifriday]

@randomly-a-fan

Meeting (part 2!)

-purity

Part 1 here

Part 3

Pairing: Jason Voorheese x MJ, side of MJ x Oc

Warnings: gore, violence, some censored curse words, mature themes, characters death(not MJ), hormonal teens-, dark

Don’t hesitate to tell me any mistakes I did! Sorry if it’s not that good, I’m trying—

-

“W-what’s that?!” “C’mon!!” Two drunk teenagers were running through the woods, trying not to trip in their own feet. Obviously, they were being chased by none other than the killer that murdered the trespassers that trespassed on the propriety they were camping on with their friends: Camp Crystal Lake.

At the moment the male at the front was going to say something, they finally saw their campement. “GUYS!!-GUYS WAKE THE FXCK UP—!!!” He screamed as he ran towards a random cabin, seeing that it was the closest one. Tears streamed down his face when he heard his friend’s pained screaming behind him, the killer having obviously caught him. It was dead silence outside, which means that his chances to survive were really low. “PLEA—“ Before he could end his sentence, Jason threw the machete at him, hitting him right in the head and killing him instantly, blood spraying all over the ground around the campfire. His lifeless body fell to the ground as his shouts were cut, nobody aware of anything that happened as they all slept.

—

At the rise of the sun, everybody woke up hangover, except evidently Eric and MJ. They were the only ones who didn’t look like shit actually. But it was when everybody was eating that the trouble started... “Did anybody see Clara and Steve—?” “—And Jay and Anto?” MJ’s eyes went to the slowly panicking teens, suddenly realizing the growing tension and the dark aura that seems to be there. It was almost like she could feel eyes on her, all the hair on her body standing up. While everybody was trying to continue their small breaks fast at the picnic tables, she looked towards Eric, who strangely was looking towards the woods, a frown on his face. When he turned back, he only shook his head with a movement of his hand, saying that it was nothing. A little before they sat down, he thought having seen some movements from the border of the trees, probably a small animal, and yet he didn’t like it. Maybe it was paranoia, but he just felt like something was wrong, the feeling almost literally eating him from the inside... Like maggots.

Later, MJ and her friend went to their cabin, because the brunette wanted to take her sketchbook.

Only to realise it’s not there anymore. “W-where is it?!” Eric turned sharply around, a confused expression on his face as to ask her silently what she’s talking about. “M-...My sketchbook..” She finished, tears coming to her eyes. “We’ll find it, don’t worry..” At that, she looked at Eric and smiled gently, being really happy that she met him, but not knowing that it would probably be the last time she would have a peaceful moment with him...

When they gathered all their things with their swimming suits, all the teens went to the lake, wanting to take a swim. Eric had a shirt and his swim trunks, which was kind of strange since the others were almost naked, but MJ wasn’t one to complain, and it was his body after all. While the other women were wearing bikinis, she wore he favorite swimsuit, which she had for a long time: it had her favourite flowers on it and it was her favourite colours, the reason why she loves it.(kind of like that v but with (f/c) and (f/f)).

They didn’t go into the water at first, the two of them wanting to enjoy the scenery, eating some snacks they took with them and a pack of Reese(;)).. Everything was pretty normal, until they heard a scream coming from behind them—

“RUN—“ Everybody turned around and/or jumped before most of them screamed, a hot and sticky liquid splattering over them before the person that screamed fell into the water, red-smokey substance coming to the water’s surface. Everybody that was close enough started screaming, coming to the docks and running or swimming away from land. The air felt suffocating and was really dark, so Eric turned around slowly when he felt the gaze of a certain killer, his masked face hiding all his emotions and shadowing his eyes, making him look even darker.

(A little bit earlier)**

The undead man walked around the camp, wondering were the trespassers were, thinking that maybe they got back to were they came from, only to realize the van’s still there. His cold blood seemed to boil at the idea of the teens staying on his propriety, his fist tightening around the handle of his machete. With long strides, he walked towards the lake, telling himself that they were probably there or they had gone to the market a little bit away from the camp, only to stop as his feet kicked something, his eyes looking down. He was surprised when he saw a sketchbook, more precisely the book that brunette girl was carrying, a pencil a little bit away but he didn’t care as he took carefully the book in his hands, seeing to initials written on the front which said : M.J. With some little scribbles and flowers. If it was anybody he wouldn’t care, but since it was the more quiet and really pretty one, that he was clearly more interested in, he decided that he would take a peek, not really caring tho that he dirtied the cover and sheets. Turning the pages with surprise and curiosity, he turned until he found her most recent one, what looked like a forest with a cute little rabbit at the bottom. Strangely, this drawing made him think about his perception of the forest, how the animals made it look alive and lightened the scenery. Suddenly remembering why he was supposed to do, he shook his head and put the book inside of the pocket of his coat that’s inside it, not wanting to lose it with the outside ones. She was too pure for them... but the male that’s always with her needs to go before he does anything.

**(present)

The male put himself before his friend, glaring at the bloodied killer with his orange eyes, not caring if he killed him quicker with that. That’s when a small but audible gasp escaped MJ, her eyes catching sight of the familiar cover that she could see inside the killer’s coat. Before she could say or do anything tho, Eric bent down quickly and escaped the killer’s weapon, taking a paddle that’s on the ground. Okay, maybe it was stupid, but it was better than anything.

For some time, he esquives his swings, surprising him, but he still gets cut pretty bad evidently. When he finally falls to the ground, MJ decided to save herself, seeing the sad glance he gives her—

But as she starts to run, she feels something hard hitting her in the back of the head and falls to the ground, her face meeting the damp forest floor. The last things she sees through her blurry vision is the killer’s masked face, his head tilted to the side before she hears a scream and everything goes black.

When the police arrived, the only thing they saw was the van, with all the bodies inside except Eric’s and MJ’s.... But with a little searching, they finally found Eric bleeding out, his face and body cut everywhere.

The end.. or is it 👀-

[randomidiocyncrazies]

your volleyboys for the ship ask?

lol volleyboys! i will, of course, be talking about Odaoki...

who reaches out to new neighbors

they both do! but like volleyball, Oda has straightforward intensions, while Aoki acts according to his ulterior motives—Oda’s in it to meet new people and extend goodwill, while Aoki is more motivated by establishing & maintaining a good relationship in case they need to call in favors etc in the future

who remembers to buy healthy food

i think they both keep a pretty healthy diet—they’re athletes, and while Aoki doesn’t intend to continue after high school graduation, he strikes me as a guy who pays attention to what he eats

who remembers to buy junk food

again, i think they don’t indulge in junk food that often? but i can see Aoki getting a treat for Oda or to share for sure

who fixes the oven when it breaks

it’s a team effort (Aoki looks for instructions, Oda puts it together with instructions from Aoki and his various online tutorials)

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

hm, i’m not sure if they are particularly interested in either of those things? Aoki’s compared to a giraffe in the book, complete with imagery of leaf-eating, so it’s kind of funny to associate him with plants. i think they’re both capable of caring for plants, but I feel like they’d both rather use that care on something else. maybe they’d have a cactus or something? something relatively simple and uncomplicated

as for pets... i think it either happens years from now (at least several years after college), or under pretty special circumstances. think “oh we found abandoned kittens shivering in the rain and now they refuse to be parted from us” kind of deal—but once they have the animal(s) they get pretty dang attached! 

but real talk, i don’t think Aoki is particularly into animals, though he’s also not particularly opposed to it, especially if Oda is interested; and while I’d say Oda is more interested in the idea, i don’t think he’d have incentive to commit when he’s still playing volleyball competitively

who wakes up earlier

Oda continues to play competitive volleyball in college, so he’d have morning practice. also, he goes to bed earlier, while Aoki is known to pull all-nighters

who makes the bed

when they share a bed, the task falls to Aoki more often than not—he usually gets up later than Oda, so as the last person out of the bed it makes sense for him to do it

who makes the coffee

it depends on the time; Oda makes it in the morning because he’s up earlier, while Aoki brews it when he wants a cup (or two) whenever, especially when he has to stay up late

who burns breakfast

Aoki canonically cooked for Oda, Yuni and Chika in book 2, so not him! that said, i don’t think Oda is hopeless in the kitchen, though maybe less adept than Aoki

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house

they just... tell each other? “Oops, gotta run” or “I’m off, see you later.” they also leave notes by the door when they can’t say it face-to-face 

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

“I’m back” “Hey” (eventually expanded to a combination of “I’m home/I’m back/Hey” and “Welcome home/Welcome back/Hey”)

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often

Aoki, 100%. either things brought specifically to indulge Oda, or valentine chocolate he got from other people (guy is tall, smart and handsome after all!) Oda never gets jealous, and Aoki snarks a bit about the lack of jealousy as they get comfortable with the romantic aspect of their partnership

Oda gets gifts for Aoki too though, especially when he’s away for a match

who picks the movie for movie night

bro, it’s canon that Aoki spoils the heck outta Oda whenever he gets a chance and is devoted to making Oda happy. of course Oda picks the movie

their favorite kind of movie to watch

Aoki, perhaps unexpectedly(?), loves a feel-good underdog success story, preferably with cool action—don’t forget, he literally gave volleyball a chance because he’s moved by Oda’s sheer passion, specifically by Oda’s idealistic belief that he’d grow taller and become a super ace in no time (Aoki reads shounen manga, i’m sure of it). for his part, Oda also enjoy action films, so they’re pretty easy to please lol 

who first suggests a pillow fort

Oda suggests it the first time, and is the one to bring it up more often compared to Aoki. but in all honesty i think they’re the kind of couple who cuddle on the couch/chill near each other

who builds the pillow fort

team effort when they do build one... and if it devolves into a pillow fight roughly 20% of the time, who knows whose fault that is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s a mystery

who tries to distract the other during the move

Aoki. the way Oda gives his all to things he deems important/interesting is part of what Aoki finds so attractive after all (Aoki doesn’t bother him if Oda really does want to concentrate tho)

who falls asleep first

Oda for sure! he strikes me as the kind of person who goes to bed early and wakes up early (in some respects Oda acts like an old man :V)

besides, there’s canonical evidence that Aoki is the type who pulls all-nighters (Seiin Ball Game Tournament, anyone?)

who is big spoon/little spoon

when it first happened Oda tends to be the big spoon more often, but over time it evens out when both have grown more familiar with this aspect of their relationship (and are less self-conscious about any height complexes)

[ask me about the domestic habits of a ship here!]

[zhuilingyizhen]

Have you ever considered a time travel au? Like sizhui (+ the other juniors?) going back to when wangxian's generation was their age,, or wwx and lwj ending up in their younger bodies or smth

Ooh!!!

I have one idea, but it’s.... kinda dark? Jin Ling gets erased out of existence?

Hmmm I said no sad, but it’s like crack-sad so I think it’s okay.

So, this whole idea started when I thought “what if jingyi & zizhen, the ultimate matchmaking team, went back in time and unknowingly got yzy and madame jin together?”

Then I realized, “what if that made a big oopsie?”

Anyways, this is the “oh shit, i screwed up” kinda time travel AU. Be warned.

Jingyi and Zizhen are in the Cloud Recesses library, reading through some random books, when they stumble upon one that looks older than Lan Qiren. One of them is a journal, documenting a time traveler.

They read it, and it’s super cool! Fun! Woah!

Jingyi, thinking it probably won’t work anyway but hey, why not try? tries the tailsman with Zizhen.

Suddenly, they’re back in time.

But they don’t know that & thought they failed.

Just then, an uNknOwN Lan disciple walks in and demands to know wtf they’re doing there at this time of night!!

Jingyi is confused, bc who is this strangely familiar disciple? A new transfer?

He voices his ?? and is met with “I am Lan Qiren. Why are you imposters in here? Where did you get that ribbon?”

He’s droning on in true Lan Qiren fashion, and Jingyi and Zizhen kinda look at each other because hOLY SHIT THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!

They immediately get tf outta there (guess it’s their turn with the brain cell) and start checking out all the differences. Zizhen deduces that they should be forty or fifty or so years in the past, since LQR be old.

They’re wandering around for a couple days (future tailsman in Zizhen’s pocket) and have fun exploring all the different stuff.

And then, Jingyi realizes that the Wens are kinda alive. And he has a moment, where he realizes they could bring Sizhui back here!! Surely Sizhui would want to learn about his past, right?? This would be the perfect opportunity!

He may or may not have bought a Wen(tm) jewelry for his very platonic best friend, but we don’t talk about that.

And then, they meet a rando young woman practicing her sword fighting. Zizhen thinks that she feels familiar, but has no idea why.

The juniors approach her, and ask what’s up, because she be really murdering those dummies.

She introduces herself hesitantly (she’s a little sus of them), as Yu Ziyuan.

Zizhen & Jingyi definitely failed their history tests, because they don’t know who she is, only that she’s very gay for her friend.

And Jingyi and Zizhen hatch a plan to help this rando stranger who certainly isn’t important to the plot or anything get with the girl!

And bOI DO THEY TRY

They help Ziyuan out by suggesting flowers, sweets, even give her a template for an undying love confession!

She’s kinda cold towards them at first, but Ljy and oyzz shan’t be hindered! They persist, and she eventually asks her friend to elope with her and escape their arranged marriages.

Jingyi gives Zizhen a side eye like “whoops” but also cheer as they ride off into the sunset!! Woohoo!

Then they go back in time, and... oh boy. Shit happened. Time rippled. The universe was changed.

Because Jingyi & Zizhen may or may not have erased Jin Ling from existence by getting his grandmothers together.

Because then those two ditch and jc & jyl are kinda not alive, though wwx still gets taken in (and maybe they pretend he’s jfm’s child so jfm can make him sect heir??)

And ljy & oyzz are shook.

And then they freak out and go to the only sane, responsible person they know: Lan Sizhui

bEcaUse sUreLy hE wOulDn’T bE diFferEnt

Actually, they search the whole Cloud Recesses, but he’s not. there. And Jingyi asks the now-old Lan Qiren, who has no clue who Sizhui is.

Then Zizhen has a brain cell moment and remembers, oh wait, wasn’t Sizhui a Wen??

They look at each other and bolt towards the Nightless City, which is not dead bc plot convience and. Maybe yzy and madame jin started their own sect and they saw through the Wen’s bs? They’re still alive tho

And Sizhui is an innocent bb farm boi in the middle of nowhere 🥺

COUNTRY BOII I LOVE YOUUUUUU

Jingyi literally tackles him into a hug and Sizhui freezes bc who da FUCC is this

But even in this timeline, he is :)) so he just kinda asks, v. politely, “who are you”

But then he sees Zizhen and lights up

“A zhen! What are you doing here?”

tHEN

Sizhui smiles shyly and kisses Zizhen on the cheek and ljy & oyzz both have whiplash

bc this is time for my zhuizhen agenda and they be dating

they have to somehow convince Sizhui that they’re from a completely different timeline

And it’s really confusing until Jingyi just starts listing off everything he knows about Sizhui, bc he is not giving up his status as Sizhui’s best friend just bc they’re in different timelines.

& the stuff Jingyi know is... a lot.

“Your favorite color is white, you hate herbal tea, you think that putting your hair down is a hassle, and when you were twelve you thought you were cursed bc two of your rabbits died in a week and placed stone tablets near every door in the dorms—”

Sizhui is kinda shook so he goes with them, though he doesn’t believe them at first. And he ain’t letting his bf (oyzz) leave immediately :/

Sizhui helps them with the ritual, and lets them leave. Then, he goes home to his peaceful farmer boi life, confused. 

They have better luck next time they go back and don’t help anyone. They don’t do anything extreme, and they don’t do anything! Right?

Yeah no, cause zizhen sees this little, dirty child out in the streets and goes uwu and gives the child some money (and maybe a motivational speech?? life changing??).

That child grows up to be Jiggy, bc ofc ofc, and he and his mom manage to use to money to leave (I mean, sect heir oyzz has to have a decent sum, and it was worth more back then). Jgy becomes a respected vendor, hating his dad like every other child of jgs but still living da peaceful life.

So he never helps them with the Wens. And the Wens may or may not win. (honestly I don't remember the plot of mdzs, so this is probably inaccurate. I gotta reread it; my memory’s trash lol)

A lot of people get dead. Zizhen is horrified.

This time though, WQ and WN stole baby WY and left. The Wens,, didn’t really care (maybe they noticed wq left, but they have other, not as competent, healers). 

They seek refuge, but the Cloud Recesses is kinda burnt and the Jiangs ain’t looking so hot either (plus that ain’t a good idea, jc is probably not ok with that)

They don’t bother to check up on anyone this time.

Zizhen and Jingyi go back to the past, stare at each other in true mamma mia, here we go again fashion.

But this time, they dig a hole in the ground and hide there for a couple minutes, before finally, finally, finally going back to the future

And it’s fine, except they screwed up and ended up a little too far into the future.

Like, as in they accidentally time travel to Jin Ling and Sizhui’s marriage fast-forward.

Revelations are made, and this has somehow worn even Jingyi to the point of exhaustion (also, is there any world where he gets to be with a Yuan??)

So they go back several years, energy depleted, and end up right where they started.

Zizhen and Jingyi look at each other, and have a mini-celebration because they did it! They got back and everything seems normal so they’re gonna assume it’s their timeline.

On their way to burn the magical time travel book, they bump into Wei Wuxian.

Zizhen asks how his husband is doing, and they find out that WangXian hasn’t gotten together in this timeline yet.

Jingyi screams, and Zizhen goes to cry in a hole. They’ll be okay. Eventually.

Wow, this ended up really Zizhen/Jingyi-centric...

[spyoikawa]

I still haven’t figured out how to use tumblr correctly so hopefully this gets sent to the correct spot hehe.

I wanted to request tulips or peonies(you can choose!)

Haikyuu pls 🥺

Some things about me, I’m 16, Capricorn, enfj but like barely.

Physical characteristics:

- short. like 5’ short.

- black hair with ombré bleached(I cut most of it off during quarantine)

- Asian and bilingual

- she/her

- I wear glasses or contacts depending on the day

Some personality traits;

- indesisive but also impulsive

- stay neutral on most things, but if I have an opinion I’ll fight for it with my life

- really energetic and outgoing but also kinda shy?

- I don’t care what others think and I’m really determined if I put my mind to something

Idk if this says anything but I’ve confessed to like 3 guys I’ve liked LOL ✋😃

I’m school smart and street smart(maxing AP classes but like barely tbh) and my favorite subject is science. I do like to complain about school a lot and I’m always stressed.

I prefer books>movies, and I don’t like watching movies or shows that much

Hobbies:

- reading

- reading

- litterally i just love reading

- I love being outside and I c o u l d be athletic if I tried.

- kinda lazy tho

- sleeping

- I sleep or lay in bed and read a lot

-diys

The person I would have a crush on would be:

- extroverted preferably cause I need someone to match my energy, honestly maybe even by crazier than me :P

- not too tall, so a short boi would be nice

- outgoing/confident but not cocky

- nice and encouraging?

- street smart maybe( preferably smart in school but if not oh well)

- I would say athletic but everyone in haikyuu is litterally playing a sport-

- funny

Hopefully I requested this correctly 👉🏻👈🏻

And your writings so nice I can’t believe I only just found ur acc! Sorry if this was rly long ahhhhh 💗💗

@do-you-have-sc

You 🤝 Me

Not knowing how to use Tumblr

Thank you for enjoying my writing and I don't mind long requests at all! Thank you for this!

also- I was so happy to see you put down your type and who you get crushes on, that makes my job a lot easier and almost guarantees I can give you a character you like!

h o w e v e r -

I kinda went off tracks with this one

👁👄👁💧

Rion's Flower Shop: Tulips

Please consider the following:

Bokuto Kotarou

you never know what to expect amirite? 😀😀😀

Relationship Dynamic

♡chaos waiting to happen, but in a good way?

♡opposites but the same?

♡while you are indecisive and impulsive, he is very decisive and impulsive. It’s really hit or miss on whether or not you make good decisions together

♡you don’t mind what people think, but Bokuto is almost sheltered from harsh comments to keep him out of emo mode

♡you are very good with school, and is constantly stressed, however Bokuto has slightly lower grades (not horrible), but is not always stressed about it

♡but both of you are very determined and dedicated to something once you have your mind on it!

♡do you see what I’m getting out here?

♡you two are almost the perfect balance of each other, having similarities but being very different at the same time!

♡use this to your advantage! Combine your decision making to come up with the better impulsive decision, bring his spirits up and teach him to ignore harsh comments while he shows you sensitivity and other ways to see what people say, you bring him up in his studies and he helps you relax, and both of you will push each other to be their own best!

What you guys do together/What it’s like with them

♡Bokuto was probably the first to approach you!

♡he had noticed you reading the book for class and asked you to help him out a bit!

♡and over and over again he would keep visiting you about your books. Even if they weren’t for school and he had no interest in them, he just thought you were cool to hang out with :)

♡he also liked to look at your diys and have you teach him some, he likes to keep his hands moving as it helps him focus!

♡he was about ready to explode when he saw you show up to a game of his one day

♡after you start dating, he tries to make sure there's never a boring day in your life, at the very least you had one fun memory

♡whether its watching movies, then completely shit-talking them, comparing them to the books, or taking you out to do some random thing he heard of, or messing around on school grounds once his practice is over 

♡and his attempts at romance are the absolute best, the range goes from completely butchering old poems, to bringing you flowers he found outside, to yelling all the way across the hallways at you, to giving you little bits of origami

♡they’re all slightly embarrassing, but that doesn’t matter, they’re really sweet and its the thought that counts

What they like about you

♡is this even a question? he would probably love every bit of you, without reason

♡when he fell for you, he fell for all of you and he wouldn’t dare exclude a bit

♡but if he were to really choose, its your energy and enthusiasm! He enjoys having someone who can (somewhat) keep up with him and doesn’t get annoyed at the smallest things he does

♡its also great to have a chaos buddy

♡he finds it admirable how dedicated you are to your opinions, values, and projects. To care about something that much? Even if its just an idea, a theoretical bit with no physical value? Amazing. 👏👏👏

Me: *pairs you up with Bokuto*

*realizes you had a type*

Your type: smart, short boi, confident but not cocky

Me holding an over 6 foot himbo, almost (if not) overly cocky character: 👁👄👁 shit-

Seriously though, if I really fucked up, or even if you are just slightly unhappy with this, let me know and I would be thrilled to write for you again, I know I kinda went off on my own with this one-

*sighs* *inhales* HI WELCOME IF YOURE NEW, THIS IS A PART OF MY EVENT GO CHECK IT OUT IF YOU LIKED THIS!

This is gonna get really old really fast-