#//Fucken everywhere

[dutybcrne]

If one were to find flowers or even apples having mysteriously appeared in one’s pockets or bags, chances are Venti was behind it

[lucienarcheron]

Do you think the theory that Gwyn is a Vanserra true? Eris could be her grandfather. It would be funny if Gwyn ends up mated to Azriel. Dude has spent centuries hating that family only to end up mated to a Vanserra💀😂 Eris as Azriel’s grandfather-in-law would have me dying of laughter😂

See, I’m all for her being a Vanserra but I think it’s fucken weird to picture Eris not only being her father but grandfather?? That doesn’t make sense to me. Rhys and Eris are supposed to be around the same age or something and Rhys just had a baby. Eris is going to have a whole ass daughter who had a granddaughter? Idk idk but not my cup of tea and it would be a hard pill for me to swallow personally. A little much in my book 😂

On the other hand, her being Beron’s daughter from a secret little dalliance he doesn’t want people to know about because he’s a prejudice hypocrite? Now that, I’d be all over because the dramaaaaaa. I also think Gwyn being all that she is and having ties with the Autumn Court would be cool. Azriel would still have to deal with Eris as a potential brother-in- law which would be hysterical considering she also has three other brothers hahaha.

It would be one hell of a family gathering that’s for sure.

[disasterwriter]

I walked into a tattoo studio and got greeted by a creature

Took him home of course

(The artist is @sonia_szpakowska on instagram)

[leadendeath]

random secret-share time.

i used to have tf/2/ blocked in my tumblr savior (remember those days before the built-in blacklist, and it was only available on desktop? tumblr olds like me remember) because, like with many medias, seeing it everywhere pissed me off.

i am brutally killing past me from around 10 years ago with my bare hands and also rocks

imagine two pictures of me. one picture is labelled “past synth (t/f//2/ disliker)”. one picture is labelled “the COOLER current year synth (loves t/f/2)”.

[percentstardust]

all it takes is one swing and i'll humiliate him. matter of fact, make one wrong move and i'll debilitate him. and if he even starts to slip, i'll eliminate him!

ALL IT TAKES IS ONE WRONG LOOK AND I’LL—

harry, we get it CHILL!!!

[bill-cipher-enjoyer]

you look at human!bill and you think he'd be into like. jazz. classical music. classy shit.

then you open his spotify and he's got "10 hours of silence occasionally punctured by "what the dog doin"" "three hours rising shepard tone" and shit like...chronic wasting disease. the most batshit insane, high tempo, wierd-ass (/pos i love the song i named here) songs known to man.

[fishthegenderwitch]

Coworker tells me she was walking back from the bank to the store, saw smoke, went to see.. Someone had thrown a cigarette into a bush and it caught fire because EVERYTHING IS DRY and some people were trying to put it out

So like, if you gotta smoke maybe crush your butt underfoot on the sidewalk and make sure it’s out and DON’T BURN DOWN THE FUCKEN NEIGHBOURHOOD??

[oceanxveiined]

Honestly, even when I add a new verse for the oc(s) and work them into a still-expanding canon, I like to think their presence in the area/time of the narrative is best justified as essentially them running a B-plot in a sitcom to the main quests/protagonists' journeys. Or like. Half the shit Team Rocket gets up to in the movies-

[sargent-venom1926]

A BAGEL.

genuinely cannot believe that the two best multiverse movies of the year both had the main villain’s motivation be a BAGEL

[extrabonesforreallycheap]

[dutybcrne]

Kae most definitely bells his kids by giving them anklets, send tweet

[iveneverbeentothestars]

why sleep when you can be sending small essays to your friend on why hanahaki is just so fucking brilliant

[daytonasand]

i think i’m gonna english teacher actually. i love social studies but idk english just comes more naturally to me and idk social studies focusses so muchhh on the politics aspect over the history aspect and. idk. politics are very ‼️‼️ to me but they don’t come as easily as just like. everything to do with english. guys i don’t know

[percentstardust]

ghostface: time to die sam [ holds up knife ]

sam: haha no [ pulls out gun ] vibe check.

[clowningaroundmars]

Love seeing more and more little trucks out in the wild lately

Nature is healing 😌

[bill-cipher-enjoyer]

fun story, at the summer camp that I just got old enough to not be allowed to go there anymore unless i wanna be a counselor, its acceptable to write on the walls and pretty much anything you can reach in the cabins.

so, i enlisted the help of a friend (who lives 4 states away and I connected with because I was making shooting star earrings and she was making a clay bill cipher statue in Crafts) and we flipped a mattress.

We wrote "flip over for a message" on the top.

On the bottom, we drew the zodiac circle.

with full knowledge that the cabin that we are in is usually inhabited by 12 year olds (there's a week where older kids go to the camp :3) and that it's a christian summer camp

have fun sleeping, idiots.

I love leaving little drawings of Bill Cipher everywhere I go in hopes one day someone will find them and be spooked. It's all I want in this life