#have a fucken thought

[fishthegenderwitch]

Coworker tells me she was walking back from the bank to the store, saw smoke, went to see.. Someone had thrown a cigarette into a bush and it caught fire because EVERYTHING IS DRY and some people were trying to put it out

So like, if you gotta smoke maybe crush your butt underfoot on the sidewalk and make sure it’s out and DON’T BURN DOWN THE FUCKEN NEIGHBOURHOOD??

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EDYN TIDESTRIDER, CHALLENGER OF THE UNDERSEA, RIVAL OF THE DEEP. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BROTHER WAS CHOSEN TO BE A WEAPON OF THE GODS? HOW WILL YOU UNDO WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO HIM?

[sea-buns]

MISFITS AND MAGIC SEASON 2

IT FUCKEN WIMDY

[herodzn]

JRWI [episode 15 spoilers]

“ This is all your own battle to win 

This is your ship and you are the captain”

[pigswithwings]

A Guide On Lessening Yourself

(Or, What To Do Before They Cut You Open)

This guide has been created to prepare you for your upcoming procedure. Please read carefully and follow all directions in order to have the safest experience.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

- Do not eat. (Required; at least 3 hours before the procedure starts. No meats, no vegetables, no grains, and especially no fruits. Any remaining food that is being digested will get in the way.)

- Do not drink. (Required; at least 2 hours before the procedure starts. No water, soda, juice, soup, milk, coffee, or energy drinks. Any remaining fluids will get in the way.)

- Do not bleed. (Required; at least 1 month before the procedure. No paper cuts, nosebleeds, injuries or other form of your own blood leaving your body. Restriction of the expression of your mortality is imperative.)

- Do not dream. (Strongly suggested; at least 1 month before the procedure starts. No daydreams, no hopes, no wishes, no lifelong goals, and no nightmares. Avoid losing yourself within any fantastical trappings - these are the vestiges of a mortal mind.)

TIPS:

BEFORE

- Make sure to confirm your procedure date. Whether by checking online, asking your doctor, or praying, it's of utmost importance that you remember the specific time and day of your event.

- Make certain that this procedure is for you.

Though the process has already been scheduled, you still have options if you're unsure. Asking God or previous patients are the most authentic ways to learn about this process. Consider the benefits and consequences of the procedure as a whole - this will undoubtedly affect your life, but will it be more negative rather than positive? Will you be able to be happy again? If you are willing to accept such possibilities, continue on. Should you choose to, however, you may still opt out before the scheduled date by telling your doctor and/or healthcare provider.

DURING

- Make sure to arrive early to your procedure. Timeliness is key.

- Be flexible with your interviewers. Many angels are unfamiliar with human languages and may instead choose to communicate directly inside your mind. This may cause discomfort as well as the feeling of being stripped into nothingness. Don't panic and remember that you deserve a chance at holiness, regardless of your humanity.

- Be polite. Though your angel interviewers may have already visited Earth before, human customs are often difficult to adjust to. If an interviewer makes a social faux pas (such as revealing their true form), brush it off and continue the conversation as best you can.

- Be prepared for any questions regarding your past attachments, relationships, possessions, etc. If you've prepared well, you'll be able to answer with full honesty that you have left all possible remnants of humanity behind - that means no mistakes, no regrets, and no emotions.

- Should you pass the interview (you will be told after they have finished), be ready to experience anywhere from a small to large amount of pain. This experience usually lasts around 20 seconds, but some say it feels like an eternity of blinding, searing light. The scale of your pain will be a direct result of how successful you were at stripping away your humanity; the agony that follows will be the angels burning it off of you.

- Wait through the pain.

- Wait through the pain.

- Wait through the pain.

- Wait through the pain.

- Wait through the pain.

- Wait through the pain.

- Wait thought it.

- Wait through it.

- Wait

AFTER

- If you've successfully passed the interview, survived the procedure, and become an angel, congratulations! The following tips are only suggestions, but may help you in adjusting to your new existence.

- Avoid brightening your divine light too much at once. You'll quickly realize that your new eyes are far more adjusted to light than a human's, making the world appear dimmer than before.

- Avoid speaking out loud to others for the first few millenium, as this may cause harm if done incorrectly. Instead, practice "speaking" through the visual and audible expression of abstract concepts.

- Don't expect to visit Earth again. More often than not, angels avoid the human world (most say it's too painful to linger), so it's very unlikely that you'll return. Don't come back if you possibly can.

Finally, enjoy your new status as part of the divine. Not many people get to experience the feeling - you have made it! Please enjoy the rest of infinity.

[nocofamilyau]

total drama moment (4/8)

[sluckythewizard]

had this thought rotating in my mind since arthur had to wear that Anti-Sun disguise. and well. now u see it too

[moongothic]

You know when you think about it, like, yes, Crocodile was theoretically weak as shit when he got his ass handed to him by Baby Luffy in Alabasta. His sudden power-up in Marineford and current bounty feel kind of out of place for him, right. Like if he lost to Baby Luffy, then surely this man can't be that stronk, right

But of course, to be fair, by the time the two fought Crocodile had been sitting on his ass for over a decade in the middle of Paradise, never having to lift as much as a finger to completely overpower the weak haki-less pirates that would pass by Alabasta every now and then. It is an entirely fair argument that Crocodile was just straight up rusty and Luffy just gave him the first workout he's had in a decade (which he was not prepared for, at all) (Also Crocodile was overconfident, it's entirely possible had wasted a lot of energy toying with Luffy, and by the time he started to take things seriously he was already starting to get worn down. So like, he lost to hubris, his own overconfidence)

But also, considder this

The only person we know Crocodile's ever lost to (besides Luffy) was Whitebeard. And more specifically, Whitebeard, when he was young and spry and not dying of Old Man Disease. Crocodile lost to Whitebeard when he was arguably at his strongest.

So theoretically speaking, Crocodile's power level doesn't have to be tied down to his defeat to Pre-Gear Luffy, rather, we know his power level just doesn't reach Primebeard Levels. It's a scale

Regardless of wherever Croc might actually land on that scale specifically, Primebeard is just beyond Crocodile's max. Or at least was, when Croc was in his early 20s. He did spend over a decade lazing around, but he's also had a full timeskip to workout and get swole again, so who the fuck knows, maybe current Croc COULD sweep not just WB but also Primebeard

[sillycyan]

I FOUND THE BETTER VIDEO OF THIS SO IM REPOSTING BC THE OTHER ONE CUT OFF A PART HAHHA BRO I LOVE THIS VIDEO

[dykeredhood]

That ad with the father asking ai to write a letter “from” his daughter to her favorite athlete is fucking bleak

[daddy-ul]

Metallica 100 years in the past and Heavy Metal.

May 2023 (x) ; subtitles added by me

This interview is very good, you should def watch it but what I wanted to add to this, to this magnificent insight by Kirk is pointing out what Kirk is implying here in his speech: no matter what, even 100 years in the past, they would have found each other and created together. And that is so heart-warming.

[unganseylike]

currently reading invisible life of addie larue and its fine so far but cant figure out why the fuck everyone is obsessed w her fucken freckles. like am i not understanding what they define as freckles??? bc i simply cannot imagine why anyone cares having 7 freckles is hardly even a distinctive feature let alone a goddamn constellation

[giftplane]

mmmmm gotta go to bed at some point soon but anyways here's a fun new wip of a thing. personal character interpretations. anyways when i first saw mal du pays in the closeup shot i did not realize it had the eyepatch so thats why i'm going with this angle. dont worry about it,

[euclydya]

like ok i thiinki i can words this decently but it's like. being a fictive of a Younger Version Of Yourself is weird. Like. the people i knew baxk then are now like 20-30 years older than me. My boyfriend is now 30 years my senior despite us supposed to be the same age. I'm a snapshot of a man on the precipice of losing his mind and I cannot outgrow that. It's like being stuck in a timeloop. hey y'know that scene from str.anger th.ings with El's mom and howthe audience finally saw into her mind and it was just like 4-5 scenes rapidly repeating on loop for all eternity. like she was just Stuck There Repeating the worst final moments of clarity she had before The Horrors happened to her. Yeah this feels like that in a way. I cannot word it (thought disorder. brain hell.) but it feels similar.

[outlying-hyppocrate]

There Is Only One Way I Can Be Productive Today And That Is Through My Music. Expect Work On Song #6 Specifically Because It Is Not Leaving My Young And Tortured Mind Alone.

[carcarrot]

i lied i did watch the oscars