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So Arthur actually did the thing, you know. That oh so romantic thing described in all fantasy romantic books, where the main character rips a piece of their clothing to bandage their not so loverâs wound.
So like, Arthur ripped his tunic to bandage Merlinâs bicep. And made a silly joke about it, even? âFirst battle wound :D.â He was so excited, and Merlin was worried about Arthurâs clothes too.
But theyâre not canon, apparently, yeah, okay, fine. Believe what you want. *rolls eyes*
#come on#theyâre so in love and YOU CANâT DENY IT#STARE AT ME RIGHT IN THE EYES AND DENY IT#YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF KICKED INTO OBLIVION#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i bet merlin was giddy about itđ€đ#âuuuuh arthur is taking care of meâNOO MUST BE A WANKER ABOUT ITTTTTâ#âHE CANâT FIND OUT IâM SO IN LOVE WITH HIIIMMMâ#âyou stinkâ#thatâs what merlin probably said to arthur to salvage his last bit of pride
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One of my headcannons is that Primes can't get pregnant because their chests have their sparks, T-cog, and the matrix, there's like, no room for a sparkling. The matrix is like an IUD lmao
so instead their sire protocols are just really strong since their carrier one can't activate, RIP Ratchet though that sparklings gonna be huge
#Ratchet gets his carrier protocols activated a week later and is confused on how Optimus' was so early#it only gets worse lmao#this can be a sequel to the halloween comic i posted earlier đ#to that one person that said optimus was a stronger man then them: he wasnt#optimus prime#ratchet#transformers#optiratch#optimus x ratchet#transformers g1#tf sparkling#mechpreg
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iâm still laughing
#armand really said thatâs enough independence for you peepaw lmao#heâs just trying to have dinner lmao daniel let the man eat in peace#i love how much rashid doesnât like him. or any other human for that matter đ(i know what you are rashid)#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#daniel molloy#real rashid
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Din Djarin x Reader, The Mandalorian x Reader
Summary: Your employer is pissed when you come back from getting information about a bounty with a bruised hand mark around your neck.
A/N: I kinda just wrote this one because I had a vague idea and ran with it. I think everyone is going to learn very quickly in my writing that clearly jealous/overprotective Din is my fave version of him đ
Warnings: reader gets choked and not in the nice way (only talks about it), overprotective Din, Din is your employer but clearly wants to be more, death and m!rder (all in the name of love) đ€, mentions of blood and bodily harm, mentions of slave traders, fluff with a little bit of spiceâš, soft!Din but also a little bit reckless!Din đ smut references but not written too explicitly but still MINORS DNI, business associates to lovers arc? đ
not set at any particular point during the series.
READER does not have a specified gender, they/them pronouns used. Reader does not have a visible disability.
Youâd been gone too long and Din was getting anxious.
This hadnât been his original plan.
The contact for information regarding the bounty had unfortunately been highlighted as a previous foe of his. Heâd busted them prior when their bounty puck had fell in his lap over a cycle ago.
Trust Karga to let the man redeem himself by providing intel on high-level bounties with the incentive of remaining out of the hands of the Rebellion that for some reason unbeknownst to Din, wanted his head on a stick.
Why had Din let you go and barter for the information again?
âHe wonât suspect me to be a threat.â
Oh right, yeah. Thatâs what you said.
Except Din was probably worrying about the wrong thing because the biggest threat would be the ex-criminal you were meeting with at Mos Espa Cantina.
âGo say hi to Boba for me. Get the boy fed and Iâll be back soon.â
Din was losing his edge.
On what kriffin planet did he give in to such a request?
You were in danger and he knew it.
He knew it and he still sat in the markets with Grogu, twirling wupiupi coins in his fingers for the past half hour while his son slurped another bowl of pog soup.
Why?
Well, that was easy.
Since the past year you had been travelling with him, Din had grown to have affections for you.
To start he kept you at arms length.
Brief answers to your curious questions turned into nightly talks between your bunks. Subtle touches to guide you through busy and sometimes treacherous places turned into lingering holds in his grasp, fear of losing you to the crowds. He found himself watching you far longer than he ever had before and during times when he didnât necessarily need to. The sound of you using the fresher while he tucked in his little green son had his heart pounding and a certain area of his armor feeling a little bit too uncomfortable.
He grew more and more protective the further you strayed without him.
He no longer wished for you to venture into dens alone to ask for information on his behalf but he couldnât deny that you were good at it.
Better than him.
You were calm and collected.
You had a level head.
Something that he could very easily lose control over should Grogu and yourself be threatened by a contact. Though it was the one thing you had learned you could assert yourself over since Dinâs change of heart.
You had a job that needed to be done and you were the best person for it.
So Din caved far quicker than he normally would with allowing you to go the cantinas and talk about bounties, pay and information. It sped up the process for Din to track them and also meant he didnât have to deal with the unwanted chit chat that came with meeting up with Karga.
Something you enjoyed. Something that had Dinâs palms itching whenever Karga took your hand to help you stand from the booth, Dinâs clenched fist aching to wipe the smug look of his face when he turned back in his direction.
âI like her, Mando. Sheâs good at getting what she wants.â
He knew you were.
Din wasnât sure if he was included on the list of things you wanted but you sure as hell were on his.
There was times he had a inkling.
Especially when he was feeding the kid and he caught you looking away when his eyes found you scraping away at your lunch.
Times when you would grab his hand without hesitation and pull him through midnight markets towards the sights of fireworks. Dinâs heart warming at the wide smile plastered across your face, the powdery shades of red, blue and green lighting up in your eyes from the sky.
Damn, he was down bad and he had no idea what to do about it.
Technically, he was your employer.
Juggling Grogu and his job was a difficulty. Most of the time he was happy to venture out with Grogu in his carrier or pod but his bounties got, letâs say, brave in their efforts to deter him. Going so far as to aim shots towards the child. They learned his weakness and Din hated it.
So with much reluctance to start, he asked Peli if she would be interested in babysitting him for a price but of course she refused; even with the money on the table.
âNot a chance but I know just the person for the job.â
He had slid the money off the table and walked back to the ship without another word until she scrambled after him.
âHey, hey, hey! Just hear me out, okay?â Din had sighed, turning back to her from the top of the ramp while she stood hands on her hips and a smile growing. âThereâs this kid that needs a job. Call âem a distant relative, if you will. Theyâre desperate. Need money, board, food, water and theyâll make sure your little boy is taken good care of. I swear!â
âHave they taken care of children before?â Din asked inquisitively but also with a half mind to ignore Peli completely and close the ramp in response to her proposal.
âYeah! Loads of times! Theyâre a professional!â
Din doubted that very much. He knew Peliâs tactics for selling him an offer and he couldnât deny that she was good at it.
Fine, heâll bite. Again.
âCall them.â
He just remembers Peliâs grin, your soft voice on the end of a comlink and then a speeder sounding just outside.
She had presented you to him like a rare gift and he was less than happy to receive you at the time but more than a few rotations later, you had thrown yourself in front of a bounty that had tried to commandeer his ship, their blaster aimed for Grogu in his bunk, taking a graze to the side before Din shot him dead.
You were willing to die to protect his son.
That was more than he couldâve ever asked for.
Later when Din was back at the Crest, you returned.
He had spent the past hours pacing up and down the ramp like a mad man.
Originally, he had planned to detour from the markets with Grogu over to the cantina but you had used your comlink to tell him you were already near the ship.
That was interesting because Din got back to the ship and you werenât even here.
Which begs the question, why did you lie that you were already nearby?
Maybe he was being paranoid. His fists clenching and unclenching repeatedly, stressing about your whereabouts and the obvious reason as to why he was so stressed to begin with.
So when heâd heard your footsteps up the ramp, your voice calling for Grogu, you were both surprised to see the other staring back.
âWhere have you been?â Din questioned gently but you sensed an underlining annoyance to his tone.
âI detoured, sorry,â you sheepishly smiled, holding up a bag of frog meat. âI saw a vendor selling this and I knew Grogu would be happy about it. Not to mention,â you brush past him, eyes focused solely on the sleeping child snuggling into his hammock on Dinâs bunk, âit would be nice to see him not eat a whole frog for once.â
You laugh and it eases Din.
Of course he was just being paranoid.
âAnd the contact?â He says and you remain with your back to him, reaching your hand in carefully to tug the blanket over Groguâs body. âHe give us what we need?â
âHe did,â you respond and Din satisfied, presses the button to bring up the ramp and close the hatch. The sound of it whirring so loud, in need of some oiling so much so that you had probably thought he missed your quiet words.
âWhat was that?â His helmet turns your way when the hatch closes with a loud creak.
âI said, somewhat.â
Okay, maybe he wasnât being paranoid after all.
Din feels his nerves wash over him, noticing how youâre not even turning around as you address him. He takes you in. You donât seem discomforted, angry or emotional. Youâre incredibly calm.
Though that was worrying.
Normally, you came back from having debriefs with the informants with a story to tell.
âIt was quite scary actually. They had this wookie with them but then youâll never believe this guy! Stood there, blaster in hand, immense glare in his face, goes and shoves a fist in his satchel, Iâm ready to throw hands and I shit you not, DinâŠwookie pulls out a cookie and starts crunching away at it!â
âHave you ever met a Gungan, Din? I think theyâre my favourite people Iâve ever met. I mean they were all like, yousa follow us now, okeyday? Seriously! Oh gooberfish! I love them!â
âWhat do you mean by somewhat?â
You sigh.
This wasnât good.
âIâm sorry, Din. They gave us the last location. I think thatâs the most important thing.â
âWhat about if theyâre solo or run with a crew? We need to know what weâre walking into, otherwise we could get bombarded the moment we land.â
This wasnât a simple bounty. This guy was one of the worst out there.
A slave trader.
It angered Din to even think about it.
âSomething happened,â he doesnât let you tip-toe around the subject. âWhat are you not telling me?â
You fall silent and thatâs enough for him.
Something did happen and whatâs worse, you donât want to tell him.
He moves towards you and you turn on your heel, ready to protest. Din had only meant to just embrace your shoulder gently to ease you into a conversation he thought you needed to have but the slightest wince had him drawing back almost immediately.
With his steps halted in front of you, the air cold, the crest filled with silence, Dinâs visor drops instinctively to your neck.
Was it getting cool? Sure, when it was getting late. Though right now, it was still early afternoon and you never wore a scarf in Mos Espa outside the settlement and in the dunes.
âDid he touch you?â
Din has to bite back the growl threatening to crackle through his modulator.
Your head drops, eyes on the floor and the look of regret on your features make Din pray to the Maker that heâll kill the man just for the expression on your face.
Then you unravel the scarf and Din wastes no time.
His hand had pulled your collar back gently, his shoulders stiffening at the purpled marks there.
You grimaced before trying for a smile but he sees the way your eyes plead with his, âBefore you ask, it looks worse than it feels. Iâm fine, Din. Letâs just go.â
He remembers you calling his name after that.
Only once because you knew as you watched him brush past you, grabbing two vibroblades from his armoury and charging down the steps towards the town, that there was nothing you could say to stop him.
And you were right because less than five minutes later, Dinâs blades were impaled on the informants hands, stapling him indefinitely to the table at the cantina while onlookers ran completely, hid or dropped their heads from his view.
Then his gloved hands were on his throat, squeezing the life out of him.
An eye for an eye.
You hadnât explained why the man had strangled you and it was pointless anyway.
He had no right to touch you.
To hell with Karga.
Heâd lose an informant but that informant chose to fuck with what was his and that was worth more than any information.
When Din felt the life leave him, he dropped a number of credits to the table, looked up at the barman and walked away. His last words being, âyou can keep those,â shrugging his shoulder towards the blades on the way out.
Now back at the ship, you sit rigidly on the bunk while Din gently swipes a lotion of bacta over your wound with a cotton wipe.
âI shouldnât have let you go.â
Your eyes flicker to his visor and you know heâs evading your gaze.
You sigh and for a moment, he think youâre not going to reply until your hands gently take his, stopping him from tending to you.
He lifts his visor then, meeting your concerned eyes, your fingers intertwined with his on your lap.
âI can handle myself. You know that, right?â
Oh. So thatâs what this was?
You were worried he thought you incompetent to end up in this circumstance?
Of course you would think that. Heâs your employer. You only want to deliver good work for him.
Thatâs not all this is anymore though and Din canât pretend and let you go on feeling like a failure especially with the tears dancing on your waterlines.
âYou are very capable, meshâla but-â Din sighs.
How can he even begin to explain to you that heâs more angry at himself for not protecting you like heâs supposed to?
Kriff, youâre not even a bounty hunter. Trained to use a blaster as a novice, he noticed how you flinched whenever youâve had to pull the trigger on his behalf. Youâre at your calmest when youâre rocking the small boy before bed, singing lullabies to him in a hushed tone probably so Din couldnât hear. You had no idea that he stood just above the ladder to the cockpit and listened.
You were ethereal and he couldnât get enough of you.
Thatâs why it made his hands shake to even think that anyone would harm you.
Heâs so caught up in his own thoughts, he misses the way your eyes widen at the term of endearment he let slip and the quick gesture as you shake yourself from how affected you are by it.
âI justâŠâ you break through his racing thoughts, his eyes latching onto your dipped chin, eyes shadowed in the corner of the docking port, just outside his bunk. You look solemn but rather than feel dread, Dinâs heart stills when he notices the flush of pink across your features.
If he didnât know any better, heâd say you were nervous.
âI just want to be able to do more for you.â
The words play on a loop, almost like theyâre colliding against the inside of Dinâs helmet, repeatedly soaring through his ears again and again.
âI want to be more useful for you. Ya know?â
Useful? You think youâre not already useful?
âSometimes I just feel like I have more to offer. I know you brought me in to be a babysitter but I can be more than that. For you.â
Was the carbonite freezing system failing or was it getting hotter in the crest?
Din felt like he needed to tug the shroud off from around his neck. The air was suffocating.
âPlease say something?â Your small voice says quietly.
âYou are more to me than you will ever understand, cyaârika.â
Your eyes meet his then.
Well, his visor at least and Din curses his creed for having him hide his face at a time when he wants- no needs you to see how much he means what he says.
Youâre silent but the increasing rouge of your cheeks is enough to see that you understand him and that perhaps there was some truth in his suspicions.
You felt for him just as much as he felt for you.
âDinâŠâ
And just like that, his eyes roll back momentarily hearing his name leave your tongue like a pleading prayer.
He couldnât pretend like you werenât affecting him too.
He needed you to know.
âGet in the bunk, ner karâta.â
Your body stills a moment in surprise and you donât move.
Maybe he misjudged or maybe heâs being too forward but then you stand and without taking your eyes away from him, you seat yourself on the side of his bunk.
Waiting for him.
Waiting for further instruction just like youâve been doing ever since you walked onto his ship.
One thing he realised he misjudged.
All those times you obeyed every command, it was never out of the need for his money.
You never questioned him, never refused an order but with Din and the matter of Groguâs safety, it was never a request and thatâs all it was to start.
It was just a matter of his sons safety until he realised he loved you too.
Din stands and steps in front of you, you look up at him as he tugs the shroud from around his neck loose.
He notices how your eyes drop to his waist, evading the reveal of his tanned skin while youâre positioned below him. He wraps the material a couple of times before placing the fabric over your eyes.
You donât move.
You donât flinch.
You just allow him to remove one of your senses, leaving nothing but darkness over your sight. His heart aches at the trust you have in him, allowing him to render you vulnerable before him.
He ties it behind your head, making sure itâs not too tight as to hurt you.
Heâs not the same type of man as the monster from earlier today.
His fingers itch at the memory and he shrugs his gloves off, setting his bare fingers against the cold metal of his helmet.
You await patiently and he watches as you jerk your head slightly at the familiar sound of his helmet releasing.
The sound youâve only ever heard from a nearby room, hiding away from him when you brought him supper.
You await patiently while Din removes each piece of armor, setting it aside.
Then thereâs just silence.
Until you hear his knees hit the ground in front of you and a warm breath hits your neck, a shudder running up your spine.
âIs it okay if I show you something?â
His whispers hit your ear drum in the most delightful way.
You nod dreamily.
Then you feel rough, warm lips graze your neck.
If heaven was travelling at light-speed through space, it was right here and now with Dinâs lips travelling along your jawline, mapping out the path to seal against your lips. He tugs gently, coaxing you out of the shy shell you had created when you realised the butterflies he made you feel when you first met had more to do with how attracted you were to him than to how intimidating most people found him.
Every step he took on each planet you travelled, Din carried a powerful aura that most people cowered away from but it only drew you to him more.
You knew Din was strong.
You knew not many could beat him in a fight, yourself included but that was the whole point.
Din would never abuse his strength over you.
Ever.
Though, you wish he would, in special circumstances.
Like right now.
âHow do you feel, cyaâre?â Din inquires breathlessly, lips pressing soft kisses down your throat while you bite back the urge to be vocal.
âI wish weâd done this sooner,â you say uneasily, your hands gripping the bunk below you.
Dinâs chuckle hits your ear, reverberating against your ear drum exquistively.
âDin?â He hears your voice rattle with every nestle of his lips stroking over your skin.
âYes, meshâla?â He raises his head, lips brushing the underside of your jaw, watching your lips turn up into a small smirk. Though you couldnât see his expression returning yours, his adoring smile awaited your next words patiently.
âYou killed him, didnât you?â
You feel a thumb smooth over your bottom lip.
âHe deserved it,â you shake your head slightly, fighting away an amused smile on your lips that he quickly wipes away, replacing with an expression of longing when his lips meet your ear.
âYouâre mine.â
#din djarin x reader#the mandalorian x reader#Mando x reader#the mandalorian x you#din djarin x you#Mando x you#ppcu fanfiction#mandalorian imagine#pedro pascal cinematic universe#ppcu#joelsbloodyhands writes#GROGU IS NOT IN THE BUNK!!!đ©đ#<I feel like this needs to be said#because I know someone guna read it be like đ um where is baby pls#is he looking over the hammock like O_O#NOOOOOOOOOOOO#maybe uncle boba has him idk đ#itâs fictional metal manâs job to father child not mine#đđđ
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My favourite thing about the Hobbit is that both Bilbo and Thorin are not considered attractive by their own peoples beauty standards, but they find the other insanely attractive
#theyre insane for that#thorin just rocked up to bag end and said dibs#and the shire was just like đđ alright?? take him??#and thorin took that personally#also slightly insecure throin who cannot show weakness but who has always been compared to Vili or Frerin and found less attractive#and then in comes Bilbo Baggins#who CANNOT stop looking at him and adoring him and telling him how beautiful he is#and then thorins blushing heheheh#bilbo baggins#thorin oakenshield#thorin x bilbo#bagginshield#the hobbit
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Commission for @pandamaniacuwu of their gorgeous turian, Tecus! Thank you again for the pleasure of drawing this absolute flirt of a man!
#acedraws#acecomm#commission#art commissions#mass effect#mass effect oc#turian#turian oc#Tecus#digital art#art#mass effect art#heâs really out here solidifying how gay I am#WHO SAID THAT đ#anyways#thanks again panda!
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One of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in season 1 for me is when Galadriel is trying to convince Tar-Miriel that she definitely needs to take the threat in Middle Earth seriously
And the two of them are just trading scathing comments back and forth and glaring daggers across the table like
"The audacity of this bitch??" - literally both of them
And then there's poor Elendil, increasingly terrified of where this is going,
visibly regretting every decision he has ever made that has led him to this moment
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â Alex Lex Luthor & Jimmy Olsen in My Adventures With Superman, "More Things in Heaven and Earth" (2.01)
+ bonus:
#my adventures with superman#maws#mawsedit#dcedit#dcmultiverse#maws spoilers#lex luthor#jimmy olsen#maws 2x01#maws 2x02#my gifs#okay fine the pathetic wet cat and mad scientist energies have pulled me in#an ideal combination of lex characteristics I fear#and this was such an unexpectedly sweet little moment#even though poor jimmy has no idea that he just gave clark's future nemesis the exact pep talk that he needed lol#I kinda hope he and lex stay friendly and continue to interact here and there without either of them knowing the Wider Implicationsâą#or better yet they should dateâ wait what who said that hahaha certainly not me đ
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âLover, where do you live? In the sky, in the clouds, in the ocean?â
#our flag means death#ofmd fanart#edward teach#stede x ed#i started this painting a month ago but january was a shitshow so it took a while to finish#it was pretty therapeutic to work on tho#i especially enjoyed drawing the tentacles#i sure hope this doesnât awaken anything in međ#my art#blackbeard#ofmd#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#who said i was finished with the stede/ed angst??#oh right it was buttons#well he lied!!
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Max Verstappen mentally restraining himslef from kicking his feet up onto Charles Leclerc's lap circa imola 2024
Max seeing Charles with that straw and thinking when is it his turn đ€
#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#formula 1#imola gp 2024#I JUST KNOW HES THINKING ABOUT IT#i can see in his eyes#you guys im not delulu#liek there is some real restraint from him here#also this pic???#adorable#max n charles bored out of thier minds#charlie thinking about leo#max thinking about how good charles looks on his kn-#*gunshot*#omg who said that đđđ#to those of you who actially read the weirdass tags i put on my posts#thank you#this is my favourite part of posting#:D
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May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. âïž *dodges rotten tomato*
Hey, if you didnât want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Whyâd you give him bedroom eyes?! đAnyway⊠as I was sayingâŠ
Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dudeâs totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.
Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), canât do anything but think of Eddie. Itâs his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddieâs name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth heâs ever received.
Steveâs not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patchesâthe one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, heâs naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesnât mind the cold. :)
He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. Heâs looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Yâknow, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.
Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man whoâs walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vestâheâs busted Munson enough times, and heâs always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but thereâs no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.
How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steveâs far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)
#I havenât seen the movie is this the plot#I saw a TikTok about how insanely unhinged it was and my cavewoman / monster-fucker brain immediately was like#new possible creature!blorbo opportunity?????#stupid and unhinged you say???đ#well jokes on me I like that shit#except I donât actually want to watch the movie I want to play the scenarios in ny head with my blorbos plugged into it#idk you guys itâs late and Iâve been sick for 3 days#this might be the neocitran talking#but#Eddie looked at that Steve snow man and he said: wouldđ#time to sleep#steddie#Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington#write Rae write#idk why I have Steve wandering around towns confused so much lately#head empty is a good state for Steve to be in ig#head empty but face so *so* beautiful#himbo Steve Harrington#human disaster Eddie Munson#Steddie headcanon#monster fucker Eddie Munson#creature Steve Harrington#hot frosty#hot frosty AU#Steddie AU#my writing#crack#crack treated seriously
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too fucking easy.
#narumitsu#ace attorney#my work here is done good night#hey capcom why are you making sure your series is easy to catch up on and accessible to new players all of a sudden đ#god these relationship maps are so funny#ANYWAYS pw:aa Phoenix's description says he idolizes Edgeworth what if I just *attacks someone*#I like when their relationship is a little messy teehee. I like when they have to grow before they can kiss what who said that
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My bad, Yak. I wasn't familiar with your game. Congratulations on the horizontal beach tango.
WANDEE GOODDAY (2024), Ep. 4 // Ep. 12
#wandee goodday#wandee gooday the series#yak x dee#yakdee#userspicy#userpharawee#esmetracks#tusersilence#tuservic#userrlaura#vishingwell#userlinnea#userbon#userlana#user25shades#boyslovesource#raemakes#s:wg#inn sarin#great sapol#he really said#'since you like winning sm đ'#and finessed himself some beach sex#dee truly met his match lol
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Hi guys, long time no post! Been working on Art Fight and life stuff, but I've got something kinda fun for you.
This is a compilation exploring how a mortal Bill may interact with our world if there were still some kinda Euclidean instincts buried in there. Y'know, before the Book of Bill ruins all my headcanons >:P (EDIT: IT HAS BEEN READ. YAHOOOOOO)
Also quite an experimental piece as you can probably tell. Lots of details on both said headcanons and the art stuff under the cut, but I invite you to study the colorful texture yourself beforehand and think about what it might be representative of, just for fun because I got some really cool answers from my friends when asked :]c
TL;DR: the headcanon is that Euclideans have exceptional eyes for geometry. They find things like symmetry, tessellating patterns, graphs and fractals very aesthetically pleasing. If pushed into our 3D world, they feel comforted by the familiarity flat objects/spaces bring, as well as high-contrast patterns. Shadows especially are a familiar dimensional reduction that may bring them much comfort.
Bill would surely not be happy about these inclinations, constant reminders of a past long gone, but I'm not sure he's even aware of them here :P I think his ego gets in the way to the point where he just views these interests as common sense, which, of course, us lame humans just don't understand because we aren't nearly as cool as him. Of course he likes perfectly symmetrical leaves and staring at the kitchen floor, it's called taste, look it up!
And yet, he can't seem to shake the strange sense of melancholy he gets from viewing his own shadow.
~ End of TL;DR, long version below! ~
đș Headcanon Development
So, the catalyst of this idea was in relation to my friend and I's AU ( @love-triangles-au ). TL;DR, Bill's brought back mortal, meets another triangle named Y.V. (it's his hand holding the paper in the piece, actually), at some point they fall in yaois together, you know how it is. And, in writing a pair of triangles (or, more broadly, writing from the perspective of a different species), something I've had to consider was that you really can't get much further removed from a human being than sentient geometry.
The anatomical aspect was mostly figured out (see my piece on Bill's eye-mouth), but I wanted to consider what psychological differences might be at play. I wanted them to be weirder, more alien, double-so for Bill. At first I explored these possibilities through the lens of Bill and Y.V.'s relationship, specifically the question "what might a triangle find appealing about another triangle?"
Well, really the only things that came to mind were straight lines and symmetry, anything related to the geometric form of such a creature. That's more-or-less where that ended until the thought struck me that there's no reason this aesthetic appreciation couldn't extend to the rest of the environment, and then further when I realized, "wait, this is a species that is designed to live in a 2D environment. Like, they should seriously be really weird. I need to push this like 200% more."
So...yeah! I did some thinking and brainstorming with others and came up with a pretty long list of things a Euclidean in our world may be inclined to enjoy or find some level of comfort in. It's worth noting again that in this piece specifically this is a mortal/powerless Bill, so he can't really escape this Earthly environment. IF he's aware of these instincts at all (and that's a big "if"; when have you last been cognizant of your own instincts let alone known where they were stemming from?) I think he'd have snuffed them out in immortality and/or purposefully gone against them; he doesn't take kindly to being told what to do.
In order from left-to-right, top-to-bottom, here's an explanation for each!:
Flat objects such as paper are something he may find particularly engaging. It's basically 2D!
Tessellations are especially fascinating, and our world has them everywhere in the form of tile floors. Symmetry and such a predictable pattern...as the infinity of the starry sky might for us, the infinite potential of tessellations might invoke a similar sense of awe in him. Add on the maximum contrast of black on white kitchen tiles and the forms are only even better defined! A sensitivity to contrast would be very helpful for a 2D being navigating their environment.
Fields are flat and open, much like Euclydia itself. Laying flat may make him feel a little more at home.
More tessellation in the honeycomb of hymenopterans (bees, wasps and friends)! It helps that pain is hilarious.
The city is an absolute treasure trove. Rectangular buildings, precise architecture, square sidewalks and straight lines abound...he may as well be looking at a rainbow or an art gallery! I think a Euclidean's brain is very fine-tuned to mathematics, especially in regards to trigonometry. What may appear to be a straight painting might appear obnoxiously crooked to him.
Zebras are high-contrast :]
Another flat surface, another relaxing space <3
I think graphs are about as high as high art gets to most Euclideans.
I've touched on shadows before, and for good reason; truly they must be something borderline magical to the Euclidean and perhaps bitterly nostalgic.
This one kinda speaks for itself. Dweeb.
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Lately I've been trying to find ways to fit more color into my work, as color is perhaps one of my favorite things in the world. My wardrobe is rather garish; my dad jokes that you could see me from space. My fursona is obnoxiously bright for a reason -- I feel my soul is a very colorful one!
I also realized recently that I don't actually know the exact style that speaks to me. I could talk about the phenomenon of the "style crisis" that many artists have all day, but in my mind the best cure for this feeling is to go against it entirely and begin stealing as much as possible.
So, I've tried to keep an eye out for more sources of inspiration everywhere I go, physical and digital. I've tried to train my mind into making a habit of considering, "can I do anything with this?" everywhere I go, and it recently paid off!
The glittery rainbowy texture you see plastered all over Billiam is this one, a photo-manipulated set of fruit stickers. I must confess I've been obsessed with this image for the past 72 hours, and this seemed like a good excuse to try it out!
I worried throughout the process if it might be so abstract that it loops back around to being horribly deliberate, if that makes sense -- like each sparkle was not a piece of a whole but rather an object in itself -- but it seems like that hasn't been a problem, so I'm grateful for that :Dc
I hope it can dazzle and delight you as it does me, but as long as you find it fascinating at the very least then I consider it a success! I really enjoyed hearing my friends' interpretations while workshopping it, and got tons of amazing answers from opal to kaleidoscope to fossilized bone marrow! I truly believe that the best art has some room for interpretation and it really excites me to be surrounded by that kind of creative energy that follows said pieces. That definitely adds to my pride in this work. It's weird, it's colorful, it's detailed and yet ambiguous. I'm feeling pretty autistic about it
Alright, I think that's about it. Thanks for listening!
#digital art#gravity falls#fan art#bill cipher#artists on tumblr#posting this and running! not returning to social media until my book is here and read front-to-back >:Dc#this may age terribly or it may not...i'm inclined to think it may not. bill's a flatass he already basically said as much#i use the term âflatland(er)â as a placeholder; he's not literally from the same universe as the book Flatland#...probably đ#EDIT: YEP. words have been changed!
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What would be your dream team for le mans?
Max: Iâve been speaking to Fernando about it (Le Mans as teammates), he said heâd only like to do it (again) with me.
Iâm quite a heavy driver, so I need to find a lighter teammate. I need to have a look.
Marc: I'm lighter than Fernando ;)
#'he'd only like to do it with me' đźâđš#i need my war criminals teammates so. bad.#max n marc were flirting too#like imagine marc with max n nando đ„”đŠ#max verstappen#fernando alonso#marc marquez#a lighter teammate must be something less than 65kg.. seb đ? i remember seeing he was planning le mans entry but then said not for 2024 hmm
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So I met Jessica Madsen (Bridgerton's Cressida Cowper) on the weekend and she is now one of my favourite people đ„č
Got her autograph, sat in on her panel, and thanks to encouragement from a new friend I also went along to a special lil event and got to chat with Jess over dinner for 2 hours đ« It was her, Sam Phillips (who plays Lord Debling and is also a joy of a human) me and 7 other lovely folk.
They were both really relaxed and chatted openly about the show - both love the change to Michaela and that there will be more queer rep. They asked which order of Bridgerton siblings we thought the show would be going with and seemed really amused at our guesses (I dont know if they even know what the order is themselves, they were playing very coy about it đ
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A highlight of the night tho was early on I mentioned that I had to drive 2 hours to get home afterwards, and didn't think she even heard me. But then when she was leaving she touched my shoulder and told me "drive safe!" And I just đ« - so sweet she remembered đ
Anyway, I am now forever a Cressida defender, my girl can do no wrong and deserves the world
#like it was a full 2 hours so there was SO much said#cant repeat all of it#and wont repeat a few things cos đ#but it was amazing and i love her#oh i asked about the ice cream scene#tho i think other people did at the con too but nice to hear about it directly lol#she just loves Cressida so very much#and Sam is so invested in the show and Debling too#he has a whole back story for him#hes a truly lovely person too#hope he comes back next season#and i hope jess comes back for another con!#this was her first ever i hope she had a good time#i think she did#oh i dont have any photos from the dinner cos we werent allowed#but there was a group photo taken we just havent gotten it yet#i need some proof i didnt imagine it đđ#cressida cowper
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