#// Non canon

[wendinope03]

To add to that, I also have whimsy.

My happiness surpasses all that is canon, including yours.

And for you visual learners:

My whimsy, people and related beings.

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

[delightfulhidingnook]

His Best Knight, The Queen

(Dark Cacao Cookie x reader)

Chapter 2

You were right, both the Milk and Coffee Village were very grateful to Dark Cacao cookie for vanquishing the dragons, he didn’t stop there either, with your help, you both stopped an invasion from the Licorice Sea in the Milk Village.

“That village must be struggling if they keep coming back over here to beat this nearly dead horse of a town, ugh, we just barely began recovering too.”

Sweetie barked as if agreeing.

“Oh yes Sweetie, you were such a good boy, who’s a scary, flesh-eating puppy, you are, yes you are.”

Dark Cacao Cookie seemed to stare into the distance, you noticed this and were about to ask what was on his mind before being interrupted by the high pitched voice of a child.

“You guys should build a big wall.”

This voice belonged to a very tiny Oat Milk Cookie, accompanied by his twin brother Almond Milk Cookie. As usual, they startled you, having had a talent to seemingly appear out of thin air.

“AH!! I’m gonna put a bell on both of you! Anyways, I already started on a wall, just never got around to working on it that often because I’m always so busy.”

“What wall?” Asked Almond Milk as both siblings synchronized their confused head tilt.

“Whaddya mean what wall, it’s right over there.” You pointed to a very small pile of stone that seemed to be falling apart.

“That’s not a wall, it’s a pile of old rocks.”

“I like it, it’s like a metaphor for our broken society.”

“Or perhaps a cry for help, are you clinically depressed Y/n Cookie?”

Your eyes widened, where the heck were these kids parents. “Alright enough, I’m perfectly fine, go back to your mother.”

The children ran off giggling and you turned back to Dark Cacao, his expression blank and unchanged.

“Oh, uh, those are the twins, Oat Milk and Almond Milk, they’re creepy, but they don’t bite, most of the time.”

“I see, they seemed, unsettling considering their village was under attack not too long ago.”

“Oh yeah, honestly I think it’s just the cyanide they were baked with, if anything, invaders should be more afraid of them. But besides that, how about we continue that wall.”

“Hm, you mean start it.”

“I did my best and I don’t want to hear another word unless it’s encouraging.”

“I encourage you to face the fact that what you have there is very much not a wall.”

You see a small smile form on his face, was he holding back a laugh, oh you were gonna show him alright. You crouch and pick up some soft icing snow, packing it into a ball before throwing it at him, hitting his sword out of his hand. He keeps his small smile and picks up his sword, the two of you beginning your work, there were people occasionally offering their help as well as they were passing by, which was very kind. Slowly the wall was coming along very well, the construction was even bringing people together, you soon decide it time for a good break, a good portion of the wall was done. As you turn to Dark Cacao, you notice he’s already distracted himself in a game of fetch with Sweetie, the giant cremewolf wagging its tail as it returned with the thrown stick. You laughed as you approached them.

“I’ll get us hot jelly stew, you’ll love it, my own secret recipe.”

Dark Cacao nodded before attempting to wrestle back the stick from Sweetie, looks like he was now up for a game of tug of war. It doesn’t take you long to return with a large piping hot pot of stew, you set the pot down in the snow, causing it to melt its surroundings. Sweetie, having still been in a game of tug of war with Dark Cacao, suddenly let’s go of the stick, causing the warrior man to fall backwards as the wolf made his way towards the pot of stew.

“Oh my goodness, Sweetie sit! Are you okay?” You laugh as you walk over to Dark Cacao and help him up.

He nods as he takes your hand, you pick him up, helping him steady himself on the snowy ground, man, his purple eyes really were absolutely gorgeous, you wish you had eyes like that. You’re both broken away from your thoughts as you hear a clang of metal, Sweetie was trying to get into the pot.

“Sweetie!! No! Bad boy!!” You walk over and open the pot, shoving away Sweeties face with your elbow as you served the stew in two bowls.

“Okay now the pot is yours.”

Sweetie wasted no time shoving his entire muzzle into the pot of, now-warm, stew while you walked over and offered a bowl to Dark Cacao which he took. After one bite, while hardly expressed on his face, he was absolutely in love with the food, the flavor, the texture, everything was perfect.

“You’re a good cook.”

“Aw, thanks, it’s just a little something I picked up with the help of the people in the villages.”

“Well I’ll be, if it isn’t Mister serious face.” You turn and see a large and muscular woman with two pink buns in her hair, she looked so pretty and it sounded like she knew Dark Cacao, friends perhaps?

“Hollyberry, what brings you here my friend?”

“Oh, I was just doing some exploring, my kingdom is just a ways down south of here, you should visit, bring your pretty girlfriend too.”

You choked on your stew and Dark Cacao, though his facial expression was unchanged, the color of his cheeks radiated a deep red as he blushed, eventually you managed to dislodge the jelly from your windpipe after a few coughs.

“I’m not- we’re not- together!” You chuckled nervously.

“Aw that’s too bad, you’re absolutely gorgeous.”

“Aaaaawww thank you, you’re gorgeous too, the names Y/n by the way and that giant hog snout-deep in a pot over there is my cremewolf Sweetie, I would also like to say that I personally, would still love to swing by your kingdom once the wall is done.”

“Oooooohhh, I’m Hollyberry, a friend of the grump you got there, is this your kingdom?”

“Oh no no no, I could never be a royal, I’m more knight material at best, heh.”

“Really? Well now I’ve gotta see for myself, let’s spar, if you win, I’ll call in some construction to help you get this wall done in no time flat, but if you lose, well I’ll still call in construction, but then you both gotta come back to my kingdom so we can get absolutely wasted on redberry juice.”

“Absolutely not.” Dark Cacao turns away from Hollyberry.

“Well good thing I’m not asking you, I’m asking her.”

You nod your head, seems like a win-win, plus you’re almost always open to new things.

“Sure, I will admit though, maybe I’ll let you win just to see what redberry juice tastes like.”

“Oh my goodness, your tongue is untouched by the goodness that is redberry juice!! You better give me your best cuz now I’m really gonna kick your butt and drag you to my kingdom!”

“For your own sake win Y/n.” Dark Cacao said.

You went and grabbed your bow and arrows, this was gonna be too easy, all you had to do was keep your distance. You stand a good distance away from Hollyberry and, on Dark Cacao’s mark, you both were going to have an exciting battle.

[sams-princess-hair]

Okay, hear me out on this. Please. What if Sam and Dean were actually completely crazy and monsters don't exist. Hear me out! Mary died in a house fire, and John was never the same, he moved the boys around a bit, trying to visit family and friends so he has support while he grieved, He tried taking the boys to church so they could grow up with good friends and values. That's where it started for Dean, angels, and demons. He convinced himself that a demon killed their mother, he began to leave salt circles around his and Sam's bed, stealing knives and keeping them under his pillow. Sam grew up with his brother's words in his ears, seeing what he saw, and they fed each other delusion. They are beautiful and mad, frantically trying to save people who aren't in danger, killing people who pose a threat. They found the old bunker, which was actually a very expensive nuclear war shelter built by a wealthy man after WW2. They dug themselves in and filled their minds with old scriptures of thousands of religions. Every new book fills their world with more monsters, all looking for them.

[lizzy-not-found]

AU yap post: The Explorers edition

The Explorer's mannerisms are slightly different:

Hamber- He's more of a gentle British tea guy now. He's not hostile towards the Volt Tacklers unless he's given the direct order to attack them. Fun example is that him and Lizzy end up having a "tea party" together at one point and yeah the two Second in commands are just chilling....and he also has a Banette which I spoke about in a previous post. He also has a mega keystone in a pocket watch which is a cool detail ig.

Gibeon- He's actually less cold funny enough. At one point he questions if he was too hard on Amethio when he was expelled from the Explorers and he starts to regret his decision since that means he has no more family members within the Explorers. Poor gramps :(

Spinel- Yeah he's almost the same except he's a lot more....ehhhhh-𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 /j (I'm kidding don't worry) but he is more violent than the other Explorers and is considered by Lizzy, Friede and Amethio extremely hostile and sometimes (how Amethio sees him) overly affectionate towards certain targets (friespinel mention sigh). He also gets his hands on a Darkarai (CRESSELIA HELP US)

That's it for now- if anyone has questions I'll gladly answer them ^^

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

glitch-eclipse suffers from cuteness aggression in the readerbot au. sorry i dont make the rules

[coquexari]

I'm curious what the other people in the palace especially the suitors think of Athena in your au. Because from their prospective, this strange warrior woman shows up and starts living in the palace one day, and is really close with Penelope and Telemachus for some reason, and then she starts kicking the suitors ass despite the fact she can usually barley move her arms at all without pain. They've got to be spreading rumors right? Especially given the sexism of the time period.

It would probably be safer in some ways for Penelope and Telemachus to not provide a backstory, but also they could very easily spin a dramatic tale about how she fought with Odysseus in the Trojan war.I It's honestly kind of wholesome to imagine Telemachus dramatically telling the story of how she disguised herself to go to war, and one of the many times she saved his farther during a battle

Oh they absolutely are, they are also livid that there is this, stranger that appears one day and suddenly has the respect and care of the royal family, no threats, no gifts, nothing. They despise her. This, gave me an idea, non canonical at the moment as it would most likely be Telemachus twisting these tales while Athena watches, standing guard. But! I needed to sketch something, so heres the silly your thoughts have ignited :3

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

I know you’ve done Canon Tom meeting your Tom but how about the other Canons meeting your versions too? :]

edd has experience with copycats

matt has experience with himself

tord has... experience... from japanese cartoons...

[kahtiihma]

when I first joined the Malevolent official discord in April 2021, there were some goofs being made about fanfiction and I made a quip about tender hand holding. HG send me this file the very next day.

Transcript:

Arthur: I- I don't understand- John: I want you to hold my hand, Arthur. Arthur: Okay! John: Tenderly. (Music starts playing) Arthur: All right. John: How does it...how does it make you feel? Arthur: It's...nice. I quite like it. John: Me too. (dramatic clang sound effect, music fades out)

[thewordslastcowboy]

LET ME COOK ON THIS!!

This is still a WIP by all means but IT ALREADY LOOKS SO PRETTY and I’m so exited to finish this piece!!

Also If anyone can think of objects etc I can add to the table space in the corner or some smart little details PLEASE lmk bc I wanna go all out for this?!

Goes without saying but this artwork is like completely compliant but I’m just being silly and imagining some situation where Dan dies (ofc temporarily) and Herbert is about to bring him back 😈

TRAGIC DANBERT TILL I DIE

[dunmeshistash]

Racial Distribution world map

Map based on the population majorities living in the Dungeon Meshi World

Map from this pixiv post and was created based on the "Areas with the largest populations" mini maps from the adventurer's Bible.

Legend Translation by @heattth Thank you!

Mini maps and addional map under the cut.

Adventurer's Bible mini maps

Religious Distribution (non Canon)

This map shows the religious distribution on the world map, but I'm not sure what its based on. I believe it's a headcanon.

edit: checked with some friends and indeed the (妄想) at the description of the pixiv post indicates this one isn't canon

[ruddyhotelau]

i still wanna draw Peter but with his adoptive father this time

(not canon to our AU btw)

[kyleesarthell]

Telemachus attempting to bond with his half-brother...

[miyuka1709]

Without me, you cannot hold any one of the shapes of your multitude. Emotions dance across your ever-changing vessel's face; apathy, anger, pity, satisfaction, shock, as you witness the life drain from my very eyes.

[You... You've won. What else did you expect?] (This one's an actual dialogue I put in the coding assignment.)

I'm not very good at frame by frame animation, but since Shifty is kinda.. uh shifty, I decided to make this gif for funsies.

Shock, satisfaction, anger, apathy, pity.

[corromon]

You're crushed by pressure.

[therealtbonetpm]

SURPRISE MISSION OMG???

The third wall joke got me 😭