#"Fresh Prince"

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Hey, Nat. Who’s more desirable? Me or Tony?

Natasha: It’s a tie.

Clint: Really?

Natasha: Yeah. You both lose.

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, knocks on his mom’s door:

Inko: I-Izuku?!

Izuku, comes in: Hey mom, can we talk-

Inko and All Might, staring at Izuku from her bed:

Izuku, crying: MAMA NO!

Inko: Izuku-

Izuku: AHHH! YOU, HIM, HERE! I NEED A MOMENT!

Izuku, stops crying and takes a deep breath: I’m old enough, I can do this, I’m okay.

Izuku, looks back over at them:…MAMA NOOO!

All Might: My boy, would you calm dow-

Izuku, points at him: I’M NOT READY TO TALK TO YOU YET, YOUNG MAN!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Hey, April. Who's more desirable? Me or Casey? April: It's a tie. Casey: Really? April: Yeah. You both lose.

[batfamgalore]

Bruce: Damian have you seen my keys?

Tim: Excuse me what did you just call me?

Bruce: I called you Tim.

Tim: No you didn’t, you called me Damian. I’m not Damian, okay. I don’t look like Damian, I don’t act like Damian, and most importantly I don’t look like Damian.

[fandomnerd9602]

Tommy: dad how do I attract a girl?

Y/N: I’m gonna show you the technique I used to attract your mother. First you take her hand and you pet it. You look her in the eye and let out a little deep purr

Y/N demonstrates as Wanda walks by

Wanda: oh detka! Our first date

Y/N smiles only for Wanda to smack them on the back…

Wanda: you were lucky you got a second one

[fatherfigurefusion]

(In the DRDT Afterlife...)

Ace: (depressingly eating from a fruit bowl, having fully reflected on his actions)

Xander: (watching Ace eat, alongside Min and Arei) Okay, I think I know how to help Mr. Ace. This calls for tough love! We gotta draw him out! We gotta bait him, confront him, attack him until he defends himself! Only then will he start to feel better!

Arei: (looking away) I don't know about this...

Xander: (calmly) Look, just follow my lead.

Xander: (yelling) MR. ACE, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Arei: (upset) How can you do such a thing?!

Min: (deadpan) Hope you never get envious of me.

Ace: (anger slowly rising)

Ace: (too burnt out to even be mad, so he just starts tearing up)

Xander/Arei/Min: (instantly regretting what they just did)

Ace: (yelling through his tears) Why y'all screaming at me?! I was minding my DAMN business eating some fruit!

Arei/Min: (glaring at Xander)

Xander: (awkwardly) Well, I could be wrong...

[smh0217]

Weiss: Jaune you should be ashamed of yourself!

Ruby: How could you do such a thing?!

Blake: Hope you never get mad at me!

Jaune, looking at them while he’s holding a bowl of fruit: …

Jaune, starts tearing up: Why are y’all screaming at me?!

Weiss, trying to comfort Jaune: Jaune, we didn’t mean to-

Jaune, still crying: I was minding my damn business eating some fruit!

Yang, laughing her ass off: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

Ruby: Yang, stop laughing. That’s mean.

Weiss: I’m sorry…

Jaune: I was gonna share, but screw you guys!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

{This incorrect quote is inspired by Fresh Prince Bel Air S3 E20}

Poppy and Howdy are trying to keep a laboring Eddie calm while Julie goes to find frank

Poppy: Deep breaths honey deep breaths Julie will be back with Frank any minute

Eddie: o-oh gosh I hope it is soon I don't think I can take another minute of this!

(Winces in utter pain as another contraction starts)

Eddie: s-speaking of I can feel another one coming!

Howdy: hey hey it's OK here take my hand don't be afraid to squeeze it I can take i-

(Sounds of a bone break echos throughout the bodega)

Frank, who's currently in a butterfly field trying to catch one: is that screaming??

Howdy:

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Young Bradley(to Maverick, about Iceman): So, did he

pop the question?

Carole: Bradley, honey, where are your manners?

Bradley: I'm sorry. Did he pop the question, PLEASE?

Maverick: Not yet, but he's planning on building this dream house and he did mention double sinks in the master bathroom.

Carole: Worry about the sinks later! What does he drive?!

Goose: The important question is does his mother like you?

Maverick: She's dead.

Goose: Dude, YOU'RE IN.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: Hey, Shiho-chan. Who's more mature? Me or Shinichi?

Shiho: It's a tie.

Kaito: Really?

Shiho: Yes. You both lose.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Jennifer: You know something? This is all your fault.

Agatha: What is that, like the theme of this coven? “When in doubt, blame Agatha.”

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Stan you should be ashamed of yourself!

Bill: How could you do such a thing!

Eddie: Hope you never get mad at me!

Stan: …

Stan: *Starts crying* Why y’all screaming at me??

Stan: I was minding my damn business eating some fruit

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Raph: Mikey, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Leo: How could you do such a thing!?

Donnie: Hope you never get mad at me.

Mikey: ........ *he starts crying* Why are y'all screaming at me!? I was minding my damn business eating some food!

[emmikay]

Havoc: Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet.

Al: No, what?

Mustang: (glares from across the room)

Havoc: T-They say, “Damn, those are some big feet!”

[middleearthmistress]

Reuniting with Gandalf in Fangorn Forest

Gimli: Is that you, Gandalf?

Aragorn: No, that's Sauron wearing a Gandalf mask.

Legolas: No, I think that really is Gandalf.

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: I could never fall for a pick up line

Y/N: wanna bet?

Wanda: alright hot shot, try it

Y/N kneels before her…

Y/N: Wanda my life is but a mirror whisper before you came into it. Call it fate or luck I feel like I cannot go one more day without telling you how deeply you affected the very core of my being 

Wanda: oh baby!!

Wanda tackles them to the ground…

Natasha: I think Y/N won the bet