#"Cricket"

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Cridket: *seductively takes off glasses*

Cricket: Wow...

Blue: *blushes* Haha... what?

Cricket: You're really fucking blurry.

[jameskinniesrise]

football player james this, hockey player james that

CRICKET PLAYER JAMES

PLEASE I FUCKING NEED THIS WRITTEN

[pluralquotebook]

"can bugs hear" (this question is very serious from the person its coming from, hes a 13 yr old w/o a clue in this WORLD)

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[resident-wof-expert]

Luna: I'm back! What did I miss?

Cricket: A lot. You missed a lot.

Luna: Did I really? Did I miss a lot? Because I'm not sure that much even happened.

Cricket: Sundew killed a man, my sister is actually my mother, God isn't real, Blue is under Wasp's control now, the poison jungle burned down, and now our entire fate rests on the shoulders of a single scavenger, we don't know which one.

Luna: Okay. I guess I did miss a lot.

[softichill]

Attempted to throw together a bingo card for the first part of the finale? I'm not super great at these fjsbgksng

[theonekierce]

Insensibly I drew back as the candle swam into our field of vision: it had not traversed many inches when a hand was clapped firmly but silently across my mouth. I could forgive Raffles for that, at any rate! In another breath I should have cried aloud: for the girl with the candle, the girl in her ball-dress, at dead of night, the girl with the letter for the post, was the last girl on God's wide earth whom I should have chosen thus to encounter— -Out of Paradise

[bimesskaira]

Ict Incorrect quotes pt.1

Virat: Shubi fell first

Rohit: No ishu fell first

Mahi bhai: stfu both of you they both fell for each at the same time

Hardik doing his usual antics

Nats: That's mine

Nats: and imma stick beside him

Krunal: and that’s-that’s what you’re gonna settle for?

Nats: Yep 🥰

At a party after a win

Mayank: i dare you to kiss the next person that walks in here

Ishu: what? no.

*Shubi walks in*

Ishu: fine i’ll do it, rules are rules, you know.

Ishu: i’m sorry I can’t be in a physical relationship outside of marriage.

Shubi: OK, I respect that.

Ishu: thank you.

Shubi:

Ishu:

Shubi: so when are we getting married?

Virat/Mahi bhai: So I heard an interesting rumour today

Yuzi/Irfan pathan: one ? I started atleast ten

Virat/Mahi bhai: what ?

Yuzi/Irfan pathan: what ?

[lightlavenders]

i get so autistic writing fanfiction that im rocking and stimming and biting my nails and twitching OVER WHAT. over an autistic princess scientist and an angry alien warlord. oh BOY (positive)

[rambheem-is-real]

Deva: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

[enigma-the-mysterious]

[wof-incorrect-quotes]

Blue: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Cricket: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Blue: Holy moly-

[buttbiscuit]

Breaking news:

TWYLA DECLARES

WE'RE

TIRED

Dolls need a cup of tea and a lie down

[the-galerians-club]

she knows...

[resident-wof-expert]

Sundew: What the hell is THAT?

Cricket: *holds up Bumblebee* A child I found in the dumpster.

Sundew: Well put it back, it doesn't belong to you.

[duckapus]

WarioWare Incorrect Quotes Collection

Wario: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night.

5-Volt: That is the worst thing you could've possibly said.

Ashley: Cauldron Boil and Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast to Fuel My Trouble...

Jimmy: Why do you challenge them?

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Spitz: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.

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Wario, after meeting Mona the first time: I've never been an inspiration before.

Wario: Not sure if I like having this much responsibility.

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Mona: What did you two do?

Kat:

Ana:

Mona: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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9-Volt: Why would anyone hate Wario?

Lulu: Maybe because they met him?

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Red, Texting: Ashley, there's a really big moth on the bathroom door, can you come get it?

Red: Please Ashley I'm gonna cry.

Red: Ashley

Red: Ashley?

Ashley, Texting: Hello, this is the Moth. You're next.

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Lulu: I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.

5-Volt: It's me, I'm that parental figure. I'm telling you now; Do Not Wrestle Bears.

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Orbulon: I had too many magic beans.

Orbulon: The magic beans are coursing through my veins!

Dribble: Uhhhh, Orbulon?

Mike: Ignore him, he ate seven containers of Tic Tacs.

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(During WarioWare Snapped)

Wario, handing forged Health and Safety approval stickers to Kat and Ana: Okay kids, plaster these on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

Ana: Wario, is this legal?

Wario: When the cops aren't around, everything's legal!

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Dr. Crygor, trying to learn internet slang: So Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet?

Penny: Yes but it's just as fast.

Mantis, also trying to learn internet slang: *nods solemnly* The Stars Yeeteth, and the Stars Yoinketh away.

Cricket, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me on impact.

Doris 1, with the tone of someone with Experience: It isn't.

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Ashley's Parents: We raised a perfectly well-functioning child.

Ashley: Oh, I have a sibling I don't know about?

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*Mona, Cricket and 13-Amp are sitting in jail together*

Mona: So who should we call?

13-Amp: I'd call 5-Volt, but honestly I feel safer in jail.

Cricket: *sighs* And Master would probably see it as some kind of learning experience.

Mona: ...Wario?

13 and Cricket: Wario.

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Wario: Clearly, this is the Stars' way of punishing us.

Jimmy T: I thought you didn't believe the Stars are divine beings.

Wario: I do for the bad stuff...

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Cricket: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.

Cicada: That's okay, I didn't throw it.

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13-Amp, reading from an online quiz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million coins?

9-Volt: You stab me, then when my leg gets better we buy all the games we want!

18-Volt: Oh! You stab me too, then we can have 20 million!

9-Volt: Good thinking!

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Wario: While I'm gone, Jimmy, you're in charge.

Jimmy: Groovy!

Wario: *whispering* 5-Volt, you're secretly actually in charge.

5-Volt: Obviously.

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Cicada: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

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Captain Syrup: So, who exactly is in charge here?

Wario: Well, on paper I'm the CEO, but in practice it's usually whoever yells the loudest.

[cricketgirly]

[ MI in ipl24]

Hardik: We have everything under control

Ishan: Is that why everything is on fire?