#cricket speaks

[crickets-lovely-place]

It's my birthday today and I'm thrilled to announce that I'm entering my Viktor Nikiforov Era™️

I'm 27! I'm starting a whole new career next month! I'll be moving somewhere super different!!!

Will I meet the love of my life??? Remains to be seen!

In any case I'm excited 😁

[crickets-lovely-place]

For a second I thought I was reading an addition I didn't remember writing, so here's ours!

Story time!

My father, who is a FRATERNAL twin, has older sisters who are identical twins and one other older sister. So in the late '60s, when my Grandfather is waiting to find out on the newest baby, the doctor comes out and says

"Good news! It's triplets!"

And my Grandfather says, "WHAT?"

And the doctor laughs and says, "Actually it's only twins again, congratulations!"

And my Grandfather in the retelling says, "And I tell ya, I was so relieved that it wasn't triplets!"

I love that doctors/fathers everywhere find this so funny, these people are taking their shots 😂

Surprise triplets 😂

[arithmonym]

locked tomb failed lyctorhood call that can’tbalism

[fleshadept]

very sad to me that people seem to have a knee-jerk cringe reaction to the idea of asmr videos because it's some of the most inherently, unambiguously kind content on youtube. literally just an entire genre dedicated to helping people fall asleep or relax, with a huge variety of types to choose from. it's just nice innit

[doodles-with-noodles]

Hey. Psst. Don’t cry. Crickets interrupting trans exclusionary conference

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[crickets-lovely-place]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

DO IT IT'S SO FUN

I didn't comment that often when I started reading fic and now 6 years later I comment on almost everything I finish!!! And it's SO FUN. I've have delightful interactions with authors and other readers and every comment makes the next one easier to post!!!

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!!

ITS TIME FRIENDOS!!! NO EXCUSES, JUST RESULTS!!

[splankie]

guys i got called in for yuri duty

[crickets-lovely-place]

Shuffled playlist tag game

Rules: you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put a playlist on shuffle, list the first 10 songs and then tag people :)

@barrioghost tagged me and—holy shit i just noticed ur new little bio i'm obsessed with you—anyway i've been putting off doing this bc i couldn't decide what playlist to use??? I'm using one called "Deja Vu" which.... is made entirely of songs with the same title as other songs on the playlist. this is not a curated vibe, it's just a funny concept. but like. good music tho. so here she goes!

Heart Attack — One Direction (lol i forgot this was on here)

jealousy, jealousy — Olivia Rodrigo (I LOVE HER)

SKATEBOARD — PENTAGON (this one is only here bc @revjem told me it exists)

Boyfriend — Big Time Rush (this section of this playlist is WILD i love it so much)

Airplane — IZ*ONE (ngl every kpop group that has a song called airplane made it one of their best songs)

FIESTA — IZ*ONE (please understand that they are only 5/746 songs on this playlist, shuffle is playing. also i do love them tho)

Domino — KAI (is this the worst Domino on my playlist? maybe... no shade to mr. rover)

Amnesia — 5 Seconds of Summer (if you ever catch me NOT going feral about this song i am actually unwell)

Dangerous Woman — SuperM (forgot about this one too XD)

WAVE — CIX (not the wave I feel the strongest about, but it's a good one)

anyway this was fun and I'll tag @lines-on-ice @neutronstarchild @probablytoooldforthis @balladoftime and @revjem 🫶

[crickets-lovely-place]

Okay I'm calling the left brunette and the right blonde but to me the crucial difference is where the hair started! If you've always had brown hair, it's brunette. If it was lighter/blonder when you were younger, then it's a dark blonde now.

Assume you have not forgotten all descriptive words in your moment of need, and that you can speak this language. Regrettably, circumstances do not permit you to spend more than a paragraph scrupulously describing the effect of highlights, and the audience is not necessarily interested in the tiny specific variations of hair color in white people. WHAT COLOR. PICK ONE. GO.

[delightfuldevin]

The best part about not knowing a single thing about a media is that whenever I see Blorbo In Law (friend’s blorbo), that’s all I can associate them with. Like I may not know you, sir, but you are Beloved Friend’s blorbo so I am happy to see you :)

[galedekarios]

love how ppl constantly invalidate gale's bisexuality

[lottiestudying]

18.02.2024—magical night in melbourne for taylor swift 💜

[crickets-lovely-place]

seeing you game changer posting brings me such joy in my life. also i too adore zac oyama

let it be known that Zac Oyama is my favorite person in the Game Changer finale

[chelemlem]

Brits vs Aussies: Who Speaks Proper English? (ft Oscar Piastri)

endlessly charmed by this video of oscar just saying things...

[deejayponethree]

I still need to do color palettes but for now. Horse moment

[dennisboobs]

i dont know what this is but i've noticed it