#& his hair routine too

[archduchessgortash]

I wish we had a little bit more appreciation for Gortash's actual body.

He's most likely body type two due to his height and how his clothes fit our companions with the same basic body type. I KNOW there's no in-game model of him without his clothes. Damn, you, Larian 😡 [shakes fist ineffectually]. If there was one, though, he would be built about the same as Gale, Wyll, and Astarion.

Body type two is fit, well-muscled, with ripped abs but not crazy swole like body type four.

Gortash is average height, 5'8"-5'9" (175cm) based on the official Larian tweet saying Astarion is 5'9" (because they're the same height). He weighs 150-165lbs (75kg) based on in-game stats for body type two. Weight in-game oddly varies by a little over an entire 'stone' when you swap between metric and imperial measurements.

I almost never see shirtless Gortash without a body mod that gives him a beefy torso and arms that don't match his in-game model in the slightest. When he isn't beefed up, he's pudgy.

I love my men in all shapes and sizes. The art of him with different bodies, including (maybe especially 🤔) femtash, is AMAZING. Keep it up, all of you! Please! 🙏

I just recently noticed that I haven't seen Gortash looking like himself in much besides some beautiful posts from Asian artists on Twitter. The default Durgetash ship is well-fed there. I only wish default Durge didn't have a tail so often, but I digress...

I'm totally behind pre-game Gortash being somewhat more muscular in his youth, and many years post-game Gortash becoming an actual, squishy bear, but he doesn't need all that extra muscle or squish to be appealing.

When I see him like that, I feel like the fandom is reinforcing the perception that only jacked young-ish men and dadbod older men deserve the level of devotion we offer this fictional man. Can't we just admit that a man with an average build (above average, really) and a terrible haircut, but a brilliant mind and a spectacular voice is unbelievably sexy independent of his physical form?

(Also, don't call him dirty or say he doesn't wash his hair. Your bigoted caucasian is showing.)

I agree on him being sleep-deprived, however.

If I could imagine him being a Pact of the Tome warlock, which I can't (unless he was a warlock of the celestial with Bane as his patron 🤔), he would definitely have the Aspect of the Moon Eldritch Invocation from Xanthar's Guide to Everything, which would allow him to never have to sleep again.

He would need it for the Absolute plot's timeline to make a lick of sense...

[brocedespilled]

he's one of the girls !!

[beeincactus]

EKKO AND JINX HAVE THE MOST DOMESTIC SOFT RELATIONSHIP EVER, GO ARGUE WITH THE WALL IF U DONT AGREE

[peachtealeaves]

My hair looks like this now?!

[clowningaroundmars]

so interestingly enough, some ppl have been pointing out that maybe miles42 is slightly older than 1610 miles? and i was like "yeah maybe" but looking at miles42's face more and more lately i'm... i'm starting to see it? :o

like if you just compare the jawlines and cheeks, it actually looks like 42 lost some more of the baby fat 1610 still has

and even without the Dramatic Ink Lines, 42 still looks like he's older than 1610 by at least a little! he has slightly more defined cheekbones imo

its kinda hard to tell with limited camera angles and weird lighting tho. there's also the possibility that bc 42 lives in a household that's clearly struggling financially, one could argue he just happens to be not as well fed as 1610

not only that but the different murals they have of aaron in 1610 and jeff in 42 are also completely different. i've heard ppl pointing out that jeff's mural looked more worn out but actually.... the one thing that strikes me is how simplistic jeff's mural is.

almost as if someone younger than 1610 made it.... someone who lost their father at a younger age and started growing out their hair to braid it around that same time. someone who developed an effective routine with their uncle also around that time, and who's had it down pat by the time 1610 appeared in their universe...

but what do yall think?

[one-pissed-off-child]

Day 6 of posting Nevermore thoughts until S2 drops

I think Annabel and Duke are actually pretty alike. And I think they'd hate it

[yonglixx]

felix bbl today 😂🥰

[fisheito]

So I was looking at waiter Yakumo and noticed that he had wavy hair. His hair straight normally so who was the one who curled his hair? DOES KLEIN EVEN HAVE CURLING IRONS???? Anyways all of this is to say please imagine Eiden helping Yakumo get ready and that involves putting those old timey curlers in Yakumo's hair before he went to bed so he can have curls the next morning

uhdisomFINMF u are making me IMAGINE!!!!!! yakumo about to apply for the job and wondering if he should present himself a certain way eiden going ;))) you look sexy with your hair pushed back ;))) (but before yakumo can stutter out his embarrassment) eiden gives him the very encouraging "but for real i think you look great as you are!! <3" then aster crashes onto the scene and announces that he will not have his servants treasured colleagues looking anything less than PEAK presentable!!!!! *whips out the old timey pink hair curlers*

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel

[lithth]

I need to know undertakers nail care routine 😭🙏

[danwhobrowses]

The only positive with Charles being dead in X-Men 97 is that Magneto can now permanently unleash his glorious mane onto the world

[fizzytoo]

[httpiastri]

okay so!

if we look at the race hair, it has two things, shorter hair is a lot softer while the curls seem more frizzy. Curly hair is often more hard to maintain and if you have curls like Paul then its always best to have curl specific shampoo and conditioner (which from my experience makes curly hair puffy especially if its longer)

I think he might not have had correct hair products or he doesn’t use correct one and uses regular one you can buy at a store just for race weekends (or he uses ones you get from hotels)

what also influences this is weather as he travels alot, curly hair has alot more texture and pulls in more humidity and dryness which makes it seem more frizzy.

its alot more different when it cones to off season hair, it seems like he has correct hair products and is taking more care (maybe even using hair masks) it can also be from feeling less stress that makes the hair seem more healthy

omg elle you really popped off with this 🥰🥰

the frizzyness when it’s short is so 🥺 like in monaco and spa? very cute 🤭 oooo interesting about the haircare, i didn’t think about that…. yeah it would make sense for him not to have the right products (or not have the energy/time to properly tend to his hair) during race weekends, but the thought of him actually thinking about that and putting a lot of time into his hair when he's at home 😭

oh yeah i bet the weather affects it a lot too, and also just the racing in general? i suppose having a helmet rubbing down on it when it's all sweaty and the helmet is fuggy/stuffy is not great for the volume & curls either.... but the off-season hair, the puffiness!! the volume!! love how its sometimes very like individual, tiny curls and sometimes just a big flop of curl 🥺

[tiredtriedfailures]

aww Sawyer is threatening to kill Locke over Hurley "if you harm one hair on his curly head I'll kill you" are his exact words. why is this mans every single display of honest emotion so endearing... i might not be a member of Sawyer Nation but im still gonna clap and slap his ass now and then he can be very cute

[hollowsart]

HAIR ANON HERE TO SAVE THE DAY FROM TUMBLR AND ITS GARBO SITE

Acedia and Mysterio fighting but Mysterio notices Acedia’a hair looks kinda tangly, so he asks if she wants him to help brush it out. She sits and he brushes her hair and then they resume the fight like nothing happened but they’re both thinking about it

I have very unconventional relationships with my rogues gallery.

[feralsteddie]

mid-apocalypse Steve with a shaved head is living rent free in my mind rn