#$wag Lord

[taygra5shaon]

inspired by an incorrect quote :)

by @web-spinning

[wolfgirltummy]

pushes my pregnant belly against you,,, hi..

[fortepianoman]

was reading correspondence bw tolkien and auden today and encountered this in one of tolkien’s letters

[televenus]

Photos taken seconds before disaster

[glowstone23b]

The nether isn’t an inviting place for anyone, let alone little piglets. Patching up is just part of the job.

[cherry-flavored-sigh]

someone draw tinky with a goat tail and have it WAGGING please

happy goat................ it lives in my mind

[54prowl]

#3 yoichi isagi fan only after iyo and issei isagi

[unproduciblesmackdown]

where would we be without vimeo compilations of scenes from one episode of whatever series that ft. the side character played by the actor who uploaded it also

[angelxcainn]

“The Red Lord Of Alagadda.”

(CLOTHES ARE TEMPORARY FOR NOW)

I finally finished my red lord design!

Heavily based off the mischievous nature of foxes I’ve decided to assign him fox like features to truly show him off. I like to think dealing with the red lord is like dealing with the devil. Being offered lavish and luxurious things. His sugar coated tongue speaking sweet lies into your ears as to trust him. But we all know how devils deal. And you wind up a fool.

Long live the red lord!

(Red lord is open for asks!)

[beelzebubgaylord]

AHAHAHAHAAHAEESHAHAHAHAHAH

[apopcornkernel]

PUTANGINA AYOKO NA

[sociallyrepressed]

we got real life wag yuri btdubs

[ijoinedtoomanyfandomsilosttrack]

i'm not american but even i'm anxious as hell rn

[whimizera-me]

SIX DAMN YEARS TILL I SEE MY LD POOKIE

Six YEARS

[heartsiebyul]

Twisted Wonderland characters when their lover refuses to let them get up for school, clinging to them during a lazy morning in bed.

(Featuring: Riddle, Leona, Jack, Floyd, Malleus, Silver, and Sebek)

Requested by: @ghost3029

Riddle Rosehearts

You roll over and sling an arm across his chest the moment his alarm rings.

“Mmm... five more minutes...” you mumble, nuzzling into his neck.

“(m/n), we have to get up. You know we can’t be late—!”

But you're already wrapping your legs around him too.

He tries to sound stern, but his red face betrays him.

"You’re so irresponsible...” he mutters, but still doesn’t move.

He eventually sighs and adjusts the blanket over you both, whispering, “Just five minutes. No more.”

(You both miss the first class.)

Leona Kingscholar

You’re basically both professional nappers.

When you whine and say, “Don’t get up… just skip,” Leona snorts.

“Heh… who said I was getting up?”

He just throws his arm over you and pulls you flush against his chest.

“You’re warm. Comfy. And your whining is kinda cute. Go back to sleep.”

You don't need to be told twice. You fall asleep on his chest while he dozes with your hair under his nose.

Ruggie shows up 30 minutes later to drag him out, and gets a pillow to the face.

Jack Howl

Jack wakes up early. You do not.

When he starts shifting out of bed, you groan and pull at his arm.

“Stay… it’s warm… I need you here.”

His ears twitch. “(m/n)… that’s not fair.”

But he doesn’t resist when you rest your head on his chest and wrap your arms around his waist.

His tail starts wagging despite himself.

“Ten more minutes,” he says.

(You both fall asleep again and wake up 40 minutes later in a panic.)

Floyd Leech

You’re practically draped over him when he tries to sit up.

“Mmmh, don’t go…” you murmur.

Floyd grins, sharp teeth showing. “Eeeh~? Shrimpy wants to cuddle more?”

He flops right back onto you, limbs entangling with yours.

“Too bad. I was gonna go squeeze some boring students today, but I guess I’ll squeeze you instead~”

He nuzzles into your neck and traps you completely under his weight.

You don’t move for hours. Azul gives up trying to call him by noon.

Malleus Draconia

You cling to him like a koala, sleepily whispering, “Don’t leave me, it’s cozy…”

Malleus chuckles, low and warm. “If that is your wish my dear, I shall remain.”

He tucks a hand under your chin, brushing his lips over your forehead.

“Classes can wait. Time spent with you is far more valuable.”

He strokes your hair as you drift back to sleep, surrounded by his calm, protective aura.

Lilia thinks it’s adorable and takes a candid photo to tease you both later.

Silver

He’s used to dozing off accidentally, but he did try to get up early today.

You tug him back down with a pout. “Too early… just stay…”

His sleepy eyes blink open, and he hums, “(m/n)… you’re just like a warm spell…”

He lets you pull him back under the covers and smiles softly as he closes his eyes.

“We’ll rest… just a little longer.”

Sebek finds him still cuddling you hours later and yells for five minutes straight.

Sebek Zigvolt

He tries so hard to wake up and do his duties.

“Human! Release me this instant—! I must attend to Lord Malleus!”

But you just grumble, “Nope. You’re staying. I’m cold.”

His face goes crimson. “Th-That’s not my problem!”

You nuzzle into his shoulder and sigh his name sleepily.

He freezes. His heart does acrobatics.

“V-Very well… five minutes,” he mutters, as stiff as a board.

You end up asleep on top of him. He doesn’t move for an hour.

my first request~! I hope I did a good job! If you’d like to see the other characters too, feel free to let me know :3

[lambiesvault]

A year post abyss, Peak lords Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua cuddle puddle havers. With or without the privacy barriers, in SQQ's bamboo house or in SQH's office.

Who cares ommgggg who cares we're dead meat anyway or so they think.

Did ask, very much care because people are losing their minds. Rumors are flying. The Sect Leader tactfully (read, tearfully) extracted himself from Master Shen's house after Peak Lord Shang answered the door, telling him that, no Qingqiu is not available and is resting (So was he by the state of his hair and robes). Peak Lord Liu Qingge nearly deviated this one time when he burst into SQH's office for an update on something trivial only to find SQQ curled up on top of SQH who was snoring into SQQ's hair, scrolls abandoned.

It's getting out of hand. They've been spotted casually leaning into each others touch around their peaks. Master Shen insists they need sunlight (it's nearly dusk) as he fills in Peak Lord Shang's official reports (signed SQQ), Peak Lord Qinghua sleepily agrees against Master Shen's side.

Jaws are on the floor with tongues still wagging, the rumor mill is frenzied, enough that the matter has reached the borderlands near the rifts and by extension, the demons and the abyss and one young heavenly demon who is as jealous as he is confused.

Somewhere under Master Shen, Peak Lord Shang shivers awake.