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NORAPINTO NATION WE RISE
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[talking about who they’d take for a night out]
— “I know who you’d pick.”
— “We’d pick the same person.”
#fellas you’re not slick#Lando in someone else’s personal space fork found in kitchen#ln4#fc43#norapinto#norpinto#frando
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yes I’m well, thank you
#size diff size diff size diff#tbh I always swore their height difference wasn’t really noticeable unless they wore their racing boots#but THIS#angle? maybe. do I care? no.#broadscar#alr now guess who’s hands are bigger#ln4#op81#landoscar
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jenson button | thursday | las vegas 2024
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Show a Little Faith
Jendo(ish), M, 13k
Lando's work leads him to the local vampire court, where he quickly realizes he's in over his head.
In which Lando gets a crash course in all things vampire and studiously does not think about Jenson Button.
“We’re not going to the fucking court,” Sebastian said, putting the car in drive. “The nerve of suggesting we send a rookie at a time like this.” He shook his head, then glanced sharply at Lando. “It’s nothing personal,” he said. “It’s about disrespect. There are more appropriate choices on third shift, if it has to be one of us.” Like George, Lando’s brain supplied. George seemed like the type to understand the nuance of all the vampire stuff. George actually seemed a bit like a vampire himself, pale pale skin, big blue eyes. Lando tried to think, but he couldn’t remember seeing George in the sunlight. Third shift had ended before sunrise since he’d made the switch. Lando wondered if it was rude to ask about these things. It was the sort of question he’d have been able to ask Jenson, if he and Jenson were talking.
E1 / E2 / E3
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Doriane Pin on the F1 Academy, Americans Eating Burgers for Breakfast & Racing at 9 Years Old
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my title rivals are wishing to get sick together on holiday what in the woke 💔
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I can't get over how pretty her hair is swooping here
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wait doriane did so good here !! so charming and funny in a second language too, slay
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the look of love
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word on the street is lando smells like a cookie and not like fuckboy dior sauvage… what do we do with this info
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Oscar being Lando's chess engineer, revealing his own weaknesses and guiding Lando when to focus more
praising Lando for making particularly skillful moves
Lando gleefully shouting "Uno!" for himself, to which Oscar beamed at him and hung his head
Lando blaming Oscar for Lando losing the last game, to which Oscar laughs adoringly and even strikes the table himself so technically he did what Lando said
Oscar not gloating or celebrating at all over his wins except a silent one at the very end when Lando wasn't looking
was just as upset as Lando when Lando's pieces stuck and equally exasperated on his behalf when he guffed a move
them both being horny over their competence "that's filthy" "that's a nasty placement right there"
Lando: he'll find me adorable
Oscar: I find him adorable
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#real and true#they’re horrible and awful and watching them makes me feel like I’m encroaching#when competency kink strikes again because why are they using words such as filthy and nasty to describe magnet chess?
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