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*Takes several parts out of a suitcase from an optimal sniper position and when I’m done assembling them, I’ve made a maid outfit*

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The polish experience is actually seeing something in czech and skimming over it because "idk what this says" but actually... hold on...I DO know what this says

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If yes, I'd love to know what kind?? Was it an instructional video? A mukbang? Just a rant?? Tell me please 🙂

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Have you looked at Whimsy today?

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don't know what i did for the algorithm to think it but tumblr has been advertising me things for home water filtration the past few days

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Fuck it!

Titty pictures on main!

UH OH YOU FUCKING MORON

You just got ALVIN'D

Reblog and tag your friends to totally ALVIN them

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grammy nominations for record of the year 2025

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by far cardi b’s greatest contribution to human civilization

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

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"Good night, son.

Good night, changeling who tried to kill and take my son's place before I stopped you and adopted you.

Good night, time-traveling assassin from the future who tried to stop my son from fulfilling his destiny before I adopted you, too.

Good night, dark dimension counterpart of my son who comes out at night.

Good night, daughter."

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Just thought to myself "can't women have a bad time in fiction without rape being involved" which really shows you how much you're in the fucking trenches if you are both a horror fan and women fan