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#guess what i finally watched today#love how he's posing with the gun like he's throwing a peace sign lol#terrifier
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seeing nov 5th trending five fucking days before the day itself is the pretty much the tumblr equivalent of hearing mariah carey's 'all I want for christmas' come on at the grocery store at exactly 12am on November 1st
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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 馃槶
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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Literally the funniest post on this website
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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does anyone have more images like these i really like them
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m told me today that japanese visual key bands are gaining on k-pop in relevancy recently
nature is healing jk
#apparently vkey bands tour more in smaller usa cities compared to k-pop groups when they do tours#so i guess they have bigger outreach#glitch.txt
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
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the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.
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