#i jest

[tealfling]

I really like the interpretation that Astarion's so full of shit when he throws the corny, totally fake, "I've been waiting since the moment the moment I laid eyes on you..." Line.

Like "har har, the moment he holds a knife to your throat?"

Yeah. The moment he throws you on the ground and holds a knife to your throat. In an unfamiliar place after a traumatic experience. Where you have a knife to your throat and your body is going through a danger response. With your adrenaline spiked. And your blood pounding in your ear. And your neck. Right where Astarion's holding you. Right near his face. Where he can smell you. Sense it gushing through you.

I'm sure the man that spends the rest of the game telling you how delicious you smell (and taste if you let him) didn't have some small fraction of something awaken in him in that moment. I'm not thinking about this right now. It's probably nothing.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

0 days since i last suffered from a papaya pookie-based attack

[revivemyreverie]

Yumeno Myskova- Playful Land SSR

"Stupid fox dude, stupid cat kid, stupid butterf-- Argh!! Stupid ribbons getting caught on nothing!"

[joodles98]

slices of life

[sixteenthtry]

Call me shallow but I'm a firm believer of the "but he's Gerard Way" rule

[violent138]

Butlering at Wayne Manor has to rank amongst the top ten worst workplaces.

[lemonlimestar]

enough!!! i like the red robin cowl. i think it makes him look like a freak. and he needs that because when ur siblings with dick grayson and cass cain u gotta step up ur creepy factor.

[mordmortis]

hey guys check out this new oc his name is boothill

[what-even-is-thiss]

No, common misconception. You actually become asexual by beating Cupid's ass in a wrestling competition.

[incorrect-house-of-nine]

Arrested on charges of Assault with a Pointy Weapon, Trespassing, Kidnapping of an Imperial Heir and Saint to the King Undying, Driving Without a Licence, Breaking and Entering, Not Getting In Line and the most heinous crime of all, not saying hello to Noodle.

[ghoulfangz]

teenagers are currently scaring the living shit out of me

[humanfox030]

The Dog and the Dragon

[joejhang]

bro some of the aftg police gotta calm down and just let the characters (neil josten) be cunts.

[catgirljaneway]

if there's one thing Kathryn Janeway is gonna do, it's look at her employees like the 🥺🥺 emoji

[syneester]

Laundry.... But gay....

That's just TAMN by @uhohbestie

[gh0stcav3]

riptide actually cant return from hiatus anytime but pride month. its law bc theres not a single straight character in that campaign