#!THIS IS A JOKE TO BE CLEAR!
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scarletlight-has-issues · 9 months ago
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Cursed joke Scarab drawing request from my algebra teacher. (I love him)
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hellenhighwater · 16 days ago
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My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:
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Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:
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crabussy · 1 year ago
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reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago
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Soup solves everything.
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sreppub · 1 year ago
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how could i not reference the brothers of all time….
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fuckyeahneopia · 2 years ago
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transhitman · 10 months ago
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Found this weird VHS in my oma's attic??? Delicious in Dungeon I guess? Anyone know if it's based on a book or something?
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brw · 4 months ago
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When people talk about my favourite minor character: omg Hiiiii do you like Blorbo Dongus too? That's soo cool! I love talking about them! Doesn't matter that your interpretation is different than mine, isn't it so cool that such a minor character can still have such varied interpretations?
When people talk about my favourite popular character: Everyone But Me Is Wrong, This Place Is A Freakshow And I Respect None Of You, Next Person To Misinterpret The Source Material Gets Executed On Sight, You'll All So Fucking Stupid–
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laurajameskinney · 9 months ago
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too many of you are treating this + the various discussions of real sexual assault/abuse in the notes as fun drama or using this post as a vehicle to spread misinformation so im turning reblogs off until you can behave
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straightlightyagami · 1 year ago
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“ok is this math really useful though what’s the point of it existing does it matter or is there no practical application” alright. if you write a poem does it matter? Is there an application? What if I killed you
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foone · 4 months ago
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I'm generally in favor of decriminalizing/legalizing/etc sex work. Even full service sex work, you know?
But here's the thing: the other day I went to the grocery story. Before I even made it in the door, I had two emails, a text message, and an app notification, because I had to pay 2$ for parking. We are living in a world that increasingly has to email and notify you for every time you spend any money, and it's annoying as hell.
And I hate the idea of that happening with sex work! Not because of the "oh no, paper trail" reasons (I'm not worried about the cops or my partner finding out I got a Fancy Massage), but just because I'm already drowning in notifications and emails and apps! I don't want to have to sign up for another app that just works as a fancy menu and delivery tracker, I currently have at least SIXTEEN installed! Don't make me install another that'll send me four notifications and three emails every time I orgasm.
I mean, we should still do it, make sex work legal, but god. The notifications.
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rendevok · 1 year ago
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favorite thing ♡
the inspo:
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aaaaand some inner dialogue for your viewing pleasure:
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pjchatters · 7 months ago
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nah guys it’s not that Grian’s homophobic, it’s just that Smallidarity is his NOTP and instead has platonic or familial headcanons for them
meanwhile Joel and Jimmy are the number one supporters of their own ship and it’s their OTP, much to Grian’s eternal suffering
Scar doesn’t hate it per say, but he’s definitely on team Smalletho and he just watched one of its rival ships kiss in canon, his dislike is understandable
and Impulse is having fun, he doesn’t have any favorite ships cause he likes all ships very casually
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago
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Don't Wormy About Me.
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waitineedaname · 2 months ago
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"hualian invented love" well bingqiu invented telling your partner that if you were his mother you wouldn't have aborted him even if it killed you, so. im not sure what that is, but bingqiu sure invented it
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hobe-bryant · 1 year ago
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Young people when corporations tell them to die in a foreign war for resources:
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Young people when corporations tell them to die in a foreign war for resources but they have a big robot and a Dom in their headset doing pet play on comms:
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