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Cursed joke Scarab drawing request from my algebra teacher. (I love him)
#Genuinely one of the best humans I've ever had the pleasure of sharing whatever percentage of my life with#I think having a drawing tablet is too much power for me to wield.#!THIS IS A JOKE TO BE CLEAR!#My art#scarlet draws#scarlet speaks#scarlet shitposts#shitpost#prohibited wish#adventure time#fionna and cake#the scarab#scarab the god auditor#prismo the wishmaster#owo whats this#I have committed a crime against god#specifically one god and his name is Scarab#I am sorry
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My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:
Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:
#god i love my coworkers#our secretaries are great i adore them#to be clear this was a joke and was taken that way by the secretary in question
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reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!
#IF ITS NOT CLEAR THIS IS A JOKE POLL#I'm poking lighthearted fun at all the clearly biased polls that go around on this website#many of which were made by yours truly#e.g. the queer/not queer polls#like its tumblr. you are not looking at the general population#anyway its all in good fun ^_^#unreality
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Soup solves everything.
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#Senshi#izutsumi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#marcille donato#THE SOUP CHAPTER HAS BEEN ANIMATED#I have so many thoughts about senshi's backstory and how much that experience has shaped who he is.#This is such a powerful moment because it makes it clear how *stuck* senshi has been because of his trauma.#Up until now he has been a mystery! He's the chef guy! Don't worry about his apparent reclusiveness from society!#Don't worry about his intense need to make sure 'the young ones are fed'!#Senshi still has a lot of healing but this was the moment he could finally forgive himself.#This chapter is so important to me because sometimes you truly do need to face the most terrifying things to move past them.#This joke here is a bit too narrow to be funny for the masses...but mdzs fans know.#MDZS :handshake: Dungeon Meshi: Soup moment.#Laios and Jiang Yanli have a powerful magic call "Eat some soup and maybe you'll feel better'#That is also a spell you can cast upon yourself. Go eat some soup and you will feel better. Merry Soupmas everyone.#One more week of Thistle Thursdays....I'm not ready to say goodbye B*(
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how could i not reference the brothers of all time….
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#twitter#neopets#also apparently some people think this is serious#so to be clear: this is satire#aka a joke
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Found this weird VHS in my oma's attic??? Delicious in Dungeon I guess? Anyone know if it's based on a book or something?
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#art#if the joke isn't clear these are done in the style of the rankin bass hobbit/the last unicorn#the color scheme of the third one is actually ripped directly from a screenshot of the hobbit lol#izutsumi is supposed to look like smaug also LOL#I was gonna do more of these but I got distracted lol.
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When people talk about my favourite minor character: omg Hiiiii do you like Blorbo Dongus too? That's soo cool! I love talking about them! Doesn't matter that your interpretation is different than mine, isn't it so cool that such a minor character can still have such varied interpretations?
When people talk about my favourite popular character: Everyone But Me Is Wrong, This Place Is A Freakshow And I Respect None Of You, Next Person To Misinterpret The Source Material Gets Executed On Sight, You'll All So Fucking Stupid–
#brieuc.txt#How I talk about Simon vs how I talk about Vision#Fellas. I've seen so many bad takes. Fellas.#Nobody but me is allowed to interpret The Vision marvel comics because it's clear some of you cannot be trusted!#(joke I am just defensive about my angry mean red robot)#1k
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too many of you are treating this + the various discussions of real sexual assault/abuse in the notes as fun drama or using this post as a vehicle to spread misinformation so im turning reblogs off until you can behave
#gg og#comics#marvel comics#undescribed#tom king#greg land#cb cebulski#realized the joke of the original post wasnt clear enough so i made this#thank you for izzy sharkjumpers for suggesting tom king cia#1k
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“ok is this math really useful though what’s the point of it existing does it matter or is there no practical application” alright. if you write a poem does it matter? Is there an application? What if I killed you
#iso.txt#last sentence obv not serious just the thing where u say something violent as a joke to make a point#TO BE CLEAR! idc if ppl r just curious about applications but i hate it if they’re like weirdly pushy about it#mathematics#mathblr
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I'm generally in favor of decriminalizing/legalizing/etc sex work. Even full service sex work, you know?
But here's the thing: the other day I went to the grocery story. Before I even made it in the door, I had two emails, a text message, and an app notification, because I had to pay 2$ for parking. We are living in a world that increasingly has to email and notify you for every time you spend any money, and it's annoying as hell.
And I hate the idea of that happening with sex work! Not because of the "oh no, paper trail" reasons (I'm not worried about the cops or my partner finding out I got a Fancy Massage), but just because I'm already drowning in notifications and emails and apps! I don't want to have to sign up for another app that just works as a fancy menu and delivery tracker, I currently have at least SIXTEEN installed! Don't make me install another that'll send me four notifications and three emails every time I orgasm.
I mean, we should still do it, make sex work legal, but god. The notifications.
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favorite thing ♡
the inspo:
aaaaand some inner dialogue for your viewing pleasure:
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#just so we’re clear on what’s what: the MAIN joke is that phoenix is disagreeing with him#what his favorite thing IS… well.. i’ll leave that up to you (but you can read my thoughts later in tags)#fan art#ace attorney#aa#rendoodles#weirdly proud of how these turned out despite how uncleaned they still are#one of my interpretations of this would be Phoenixs favorite thing isn’t disagreeing with Miles but rather the faces he makes when he does#you could also go for the sappy ‘you’re my favorite thing’ or the less so ‘your ASS is my favorite thing’#truly the options are limitless. please let your imagination fly like the wind
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nah guys it’s not that Grian’s homophobic, it’s just that Smallidarity is his NOTP and instead has platonic or familial headcanons for them
meanwhile Joel and Jimmy are the number one supporters of their own ship and it’s their OTP, much to Grian’s eternal suffering
Scar doesn’t hate it per say, but he’s definitely on team Smalletho and he just watched one of its rival ships kiss in canon, his dislike is understandable
and Impulse is having fun, he doesn’t have any favorite ships cause he likes all ships very casually
#real life smp#grian#smallishbeans#solidaritygaming#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv#smallidarity#just so we’re clear I am just joking#pj chats
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Don't Wormy About Me.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#yu ziyuan#Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters#For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son.#A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now -#-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her.#Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive.#The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling.#Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone.#Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string!#WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it.#Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look!#Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.
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"hualian invented love" well bingqiu invented telling your partner that if you were his mother you wouldn't have aborted him even if it killed you, so. im not sure what that is, but bingqiu sure invented it
#svsss#their freudian bullshit knows no bounds#i was gonna include a screenshot of that passage but i forgot it's like a whole page long oh my god#sqq really needed to get that monologue out there#i like to joke about the abortion love confession but that's because if i start thinking about it too hard i get emotional#bc on the surface it's like haha sqq is comparing himself to his mother and saying he wouldn't abort him#but then in reality it's him telling lbh just how loved he is and wanting him to know he's cared for#the fact that he's alive at all is proof that he was loved#and making it clear that he loves lbh to the point that he'd let that love kill him#god. i need to lie down.
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Young people when corporations tell them to die in a foreign war for resources:
Young people when corporations tell them to die in a foreign war for resources but they have a big robot and a Dom in their headset doing pet play on comms:
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