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"just you and me, my love. and Superman!"

this shit gay af

Superbat Master Collection

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Dick just discover that his cool funny uncle supes is single, and his single since birth dad is getting cranky day by day. if the grown up won't do anything, then the kid is in action.

with the help of his friends that in relationships, and some little advice talk with Dinah, he decide to stepped in his dad's love life.

step one, get the cool uncle attention!

Kon: uh, are you sure about this dick? i mean, this is a 77 story building..

Dick: I've never been so sure in my whole life, kon! push me!

Kon: okay, here goes nothing.

Superman comes and save Dick, he flies him to the rooftop and meet Kon there.

Superman: okay, Superboy is here, and why you don't use your grappling, boy wonder? this is a 77 story building!

Yes, Dick get his attention. and yes, he and Kon get an hour long lecture.

step two, make his hopeless dad and the cool uncle to meet.

Dick bring Kon to the batcave, it's not his first time in there, heck, Kon is dating Tim. Dick basically his in law. and maybe that's why he allowed himself to get dragged here and there with Dick.

but, it's Kon's first time near the monitor. and by intel from agent A, Batman just arrived at the Manor.

Dick: quick! press this!

Kon: what will happen if i press that?! I don't want to get more lecture!

Dick: just believe me! do you want my blessing or not?!

Kon: right.

As soon as Kon pressed the emergency button that right directed to Superman, the batcave lift open. And Superman is already flying in a hurry and worry on his face.

Superman: Br-Batman! are you alright?! it's not like you to push emergency! are you bleeding? dying?

Batman: well, it its not me though.

he pointed to Dick and Kon that trying to running away.

Batman: Grayson, Kent.

Dick knew he fucked up when Batman call his real last name, and Kon feel it too.

Superman: oh it's you two again..

Batman: again? what do they did?

Superman: well, little bird right here trying to fly, from a 77 story building with no grappling, in Metropolis.

Batman: Grayson-Wayne, speak.

Okay, Batman is mixed his last name, it mean he doesn't that mad anymore.

Dick: well, i just.. want to get supes attention! and maybe, maaaybe.. i could.. help you two.. you know.. like Kon and Tim.

Kon: dude, stop dragged me in..!

Batman sigh, maybe this is the time.

Batman: Dick, me and clark.. already in a relationship.

not only Dick, Kon is also surprised.

Dick: w-what do you mean B? i.. I mean..!

Batman: Dick, I'm not a child, either is clark. and I'm not kind of person to do PDA and clark respect it.

Superman: i personally want to tell you boys in private but seems like i already got your approval huh, Dick?

Dick: but didn't you just got single?! did you dip that easy?!

Superman: wow, hold on there, chum.. me and Bruce has been best friend for years and years.. amd when my relationship is not working out, the only person i could think of as a home is.. Bruce.

Dick: that didn't explain anything but great to know! well, me and Kon have to go now, bye dads!

Batman: wait.

just before Dick and Kon could run away from the cave, Batman cold voice cutting their legs.

Batman: let's get back to the ".. like Tim and Kon" sentence.. are you dating my Robin, Kent?

Kon: *whisper* please tell Tim that i love him!

Dick: chill, my other dad is your brother, remember!!

Superman: *shielding them* wait there, B. what's wrong with Tim and Kon dating?

Batman: there's nothing wrong with it.

Superman: so why did you mad?

Batman: I'm not mad.

Dick: i see you sulking, B.

Kon: wow, you're not helping, dude!

Batman frowned,

Batman: you two better wash the batmobile, don't leave any crumbs or dust and wax it two layers. now.

Dick n Kon: aye aye!!

as Dick and Kon run for their life, Superman just chuckles.

Superman: i see you sulking, B. is that because you discover your kid in a relationship this way?

Batman: no.

Superman: i see you're calling Tim right now, B.

Batman: ... i have mission for his team.

Superman just laughed.

Superman: sure, sure.. wanna grab a dinner together later? in Metropolis, i pay.

Batman: ... ... ... as long as the place is clean and the food is good, i can dine in no fancy restaurant.

Superman: well, you should because I can't take your princess ass to eat caviar with my reporter salary. is 7 p.m doable for the Gotham's knight?

Batman: accepted.

Superman: what about your patrol?

Batman: *point to Dick and Kon that wiping batmobile shiny.* they can do.

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Superbat Injustice AU

where the justice lord is still searching for batman, when in reality, it was just nightwing in the batsuit wondering where bruce is gone.

superman, searching every corner of gotham city, spotting "batman" here and there, but let him loose since he knows it's not the real batman.

how did he knows?

because he's already captured him. but he didn't notice the other justice lords and just kept bruce by himself, in a small house around the big farm in kansas.

already brainwashed, superman turned bruce into a house husband. waiting for him to come home and greeted him with his (empty) warm smile.

it was hard to make bruce submitting into him, since he has a strong will. but it's bruce's fault to put too much trust into superman, hoping the Kal El inside him is still the same. well, he's not anymore since lois' death.

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Jason not wanting to be Robin anymore but still piss off if Batman picks Tim than him.

Batman: "we're going, robin."

Jason: "nuh uh."

Batman: *frowned* "i was talking to Tim."

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: "well, fucking replacement!"

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Wanna be moots?

sure !!

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just Dick adores Superman and he wanted the best for his dad.

it's the first time Dick makes a public appearance in Metropolis as the Wayne's heir, Bruce takes him to a Gala which was held by one of his colleagues.

"Remember, no swinging on the chandelier, no dangerous acrobatics, we're in an important meeting." Bruce said as he put Dick's tie.

"pfft, boring!" Dick just rolled his eyes.

being the rebellious kid himself, Dick secretly runs to the rooftop. looking down from the tall building, he's ready to make his dad's heart jump.

Well, this is the city of Superman, might as well try calling him right?

throwing himself from the building, he yelled, "Help! Superman!"

and in a second, Dick already in the arms of Superman himself. Looking up to him, it's a love at first sight for him. not in a romantic way.

"you alright, chum? it's not good to throw yourself from the high building and make your dad worry." Superman said as he looked at him, smiling.

Dick, smiling widely. "you'll look good with my dad!"

"s-sorry?"

"Dick!" Bruce calling him from the rooftop. Superman quickly flies up and puts down Dick. he's quickly run to Bruce's arms.

"oh you rebellious kid! always making me worried sick! you never listen to me, thank God you're alright!"

Superman can feel Bruce's heart beating fast, he's really worried about his son. he's a good dad beside being a billionaire, huh?

"thank you for saving him." Bruce said.

"it's.. no worries." it's the first time Superman looks at Bruce Wayne in person, and you bet his heart skipped for a beat.

Later, after the Gala, Bruce and Dick walk outside with lots of reporters lining up to take his picture or just want a quick interview with him.

Dick, holding Bruce's hand, looks up to the tall reporter near him with 'Clark Kent' name on his tag. He smiles, and the reporter smiles back.

as the Wayne's walking away, he can't help catching the son's words.

"told you, you'll look good with Superman!"

"oh shut it, sports."

the reporter can't help blushing alone.

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by @3lluon

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clark is dating lois lane, but he also had a crush with their CEO, bruce wayne.

like- okaay his boyfriend may be blushing at the CEO's flirty comments, or getting a little too excited to interview the bruce wayne.

but she can't comment since bruce is always his number two, and she always comes first. if she needs something, he would do anything for her, but if she didn't need him? he would just wagging his tail to the Wayne's.

dinner cancelled?

clark: It's okay, I'm invited to Wayne's manor dinner anyway.

date cancelled?

clark: No worries, I'm babysitting mini Waynes today— Dick, no!! don't do that again for the love of god, and Tim! Jesus, don't eat dry nesquick!

movie date cancelled?

clark: well, i could use the ticket to watch it with Dick or Bruce. just tell me when you have free time later.

with wayne this, wayne that, lois kinda fed up with it and decided it's not good for her mentally and physically. she decided to just be friends again, and it's kinda worked. clark is looking down, for sure, but like weeks later, he's doing fine and getting better. he's keeping good touch with lois as a friend.

and a few months later, clark, who never has any rings around his fingers, suddenly has one. and it's easy to guess who it is by the kids around him.

Jason, on clarks's shoulder, hissing everyone that come near him.

Jason: *hisses* don't touch my dad!

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people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.

you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.

like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.

wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?

batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing

the league:

batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*

the league:

batman:

batman: *coughs awkwardly*

superman: *sighs*

batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-

superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.

the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?

wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.

superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.

batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me

green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?

'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.

they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.

wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?

batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.

wonder woman:

green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?

superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.

the league:

batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...

the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?

'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.

the league, concerned:

superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-

batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!

superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.

bonus

the league, squinting at batman:

the league: ...

superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*

the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*

duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?

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So I’ve read fics where the Justice League assumes Batman and Nightwing are dating, but what about where SuperBat are a known couple and the Justice League believes Nightwing is trying to be a home-wrecker?

Picture Dick just trying to go for a hug from his father because he had a very rough day but instead people keep trying to get between him and Bruce. So he goes for the next best thing… a hug from his favourite hero Superman which also goes wrong

League members thinking Nightwing might be asking for a threesome (which already went horribly wrong the last time another JL member asked—SuperBat was furious and talked about their monogamous closed relationship) and they’re trying so hard to prevent another fight between SuperBat and the Justice League

Nightwing, Batman, and Superman have no clue what’s going on / why the JL is acting so odd

JL assumes Batman and Nightwing are Dating

I noticed a few reposts of people asking for fics where the JL assumed Batman and Nightwing are dating. I did add the ones I knew about to the comments, but just adding here

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45564442

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52988497/chapters/134046937

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50032252