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“John-Boy’s hormones are raging worse than a Grey Hulk in a traffic jam.”
— Olivia Daly Walton (The Waltons)
#the Walton#John boy#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#quoteofthemorning#funny#humor#classic tv#richard thomas#goodnight John boy#grey hulk#incredible hulk#hulk#marvel comics#marvel#rage#hormone
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“Some weird shit is about to happen. Oh yeah: Twilight Zone. Can I get my check now?”
— Rod Serling phoning it in.
#rod serling#twilight zone#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#quoteofthemorning#funny#humor#lol#twilight zone joke#sci fi#science fiction#fantasy#classic tv#the monsters are due on maple street#to serve man#time enough at last#outer limits
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The Heath Care System in Outworld must be fantastic.
— Joseph Lewis Szabo III (Get Over Here!)
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#quoteofthemorning#funny#humor#video games#video game jokes#joke#netherrealm studios#heath care#outworld#earthrealm#millena#liu kang#raiden#johnny cage#sub zero#scorpion#fatality
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“Jesus take the wheel.
Too fast. TOO FAST! BRAKE! BRAKE!”
— Joseph Lewis Szabo III
#jesus#jesus christ#jesus take the wheel#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#quoteofthemorning#funny#humor#lol#religious humor#christianity#joke#joking
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“It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba.”
- James Earl Jones (1931 - 2024)
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The City of CROM (My City, Dystopika)
#youtube#dystopika#cyberpunk#blade runner#science fiction#Science Fiction Art#crom#blade runner 2049#video games#city builder
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“How about the one where two leprechauns won an all expense paid trip to Italy where they were later abducted by Space Turtles to fight in an intergalactic war over some girl’s g-string?
If you believe that…what’s wrong with you?”
—-Johnathan Frakes (Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction)
#johnathan frakes#beyond belief#beyond belief fact or fiction#90s nostalgia#90s tv shows#90s tv series#Star Trek#supernatural#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#funny#quoteofthemorning#humor#fake quotes#lol#weird stuff
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Grieving before a loved one's death, or Anticipatory Grief, is basically an expectation, be it a grim one. And like all expectations or most of them, they don't happen how we think they do. They can be less or more painful but never how we imagined them.
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“Fuck, it’s hot!”
— Paul “Muad'dib” Atreides
#dune#frank herbert#paul atreides#arrakis#feyd rautha#baron vladimir harkonnen#beast rabban#leto atreides#timothée chalamet#chani#zendaya#denis villeneuve#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#funny#quoteofthemorning#humor#fake quotes#lol#geek humor#geek jokes#nerd humor#nerd#paul muad'dib#muaddib
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“But that’s modern medicine.”
—Norm Macdonald
#norm macdonald#quoteoftheday#qoute#self quote#quote#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#funny#quoteofthemorning#humor#modern medicine#Doctor joke#joke#lol#ha#dark humor#dirty humor#conan o'brien#late night with conan o'brien#Conan#sex jokes#laughs#laughing#laughter
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"You know you've achieved the level of Ultimate Badass when you sing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On and the bikers say nothing to you."
-- Joseph Lewis Szabo III
#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#funny#quoteofthemorning#humor#my heart will go on#titanic#biker#badass#tough guy#jokes#joke#humourous#celine dion#James Cameron#leonardo dicaprio#kate winslet#laughing
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“You should only read what makes you happy. But sometimes you don’t know what makes you happy, so read everything.”
- Joseph Lewis Szabo III
#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#quoteofthemorning#reading#joy in reading#writing#reading and writing#read a book#x reader#read everything#literacy#literary#literature#fiction#nonfiction#read#great books#book#bookshelves#bookworm#bibliophile
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In hindsight, I don’t think a bowl full of Salsa with crumbled Doritos mixed in is a good, "before bedtime" meal.
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“I’m sorry for enjoying my life. I apologize.”
—— Joseph Lewis Szabo III (Apologizing for Whatever The Fuck I Laughed At, At Any Fucking Given Moment, At Any Fucking Given Time.)
#laughingstock#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#funny#quoteofthemorning#humor#i apologize#apology#sorry#insincere#ironic#inappropriate behavior#fuck you#lol#funny humor#funny quotes#funny quote#victimhood#dark humor#humorous#enjoying the moment#enjoying life#sincere apology#sorry guys#i’m sorry
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I’m surfing Wikipedia, just passing the time and I come across this entry and I wonder: Do I really need to know Zooey Deschanel is allergic to soy?
I mean, how is it important that I know that? Her doctor should certainly know that but why do I and the thousands, possibly millions of Wikipedia readers need to know if she eats a sprout or a little bit of tofu that she’ll shit all over herself. Are we suddenly all going to invite her over for dinner and need to change the menu quick?
How would you like to see that episode of New Girl?
“Who’s that girl? Who’s that girl? It’s Jess…(fart) Christ it hurts! Keep wiping! No one told you to stop!”
#new girl#zooey deschanel#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#funny#quoteofthemorning#humor#lol#comedy#soy#soy allergy#fart jokes#who’s that girl it’s Jess#joke#gas#gas joke
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“What a perv.”
- Dr. Alfred Charles Kinsey.
#alfred kinsey#kinsey scale#perversion#sex#joke#sex joke#sex jokes#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#funny#quoteofthemorning#humor#fake quotes#fake#lol#humour#geek humor#psychology#sexuality
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Here is how you control your fears:
Don’t let them control you.
Influence you, sure, but not control you. Because if you do, you really will fuck up.
#quote#self quote#qoute#quoteoftheday#self qoute#philosophy#quoteofthenight#fear#control yourself#control your fears#control your emotions#thoughts#screwing up#afraid#i am afraid#I am not afraid#self control#bladder control#mastering fear#be the Batman#uncontrollable#blade runner
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