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Dick: The real reason Howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion.

Jason: This sounds like a joke but I read the book. This is the literal reason.

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Anyone else not cut out for all this

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Art Poll lmao

Please look at the pet AU tag for more info lmao. Tee hee.

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My painting, "Cat in Boat Pose."

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im quitting tumblr

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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Duke introducing the bat fam

"This is my older brother, Tim, his spleen is being kept in a jar by my younger brother's grandfather and he has no sleep schedule."

"This is Jason, he's been missing for 5 years because he was in witness protection because he witnessed the Joker killing Robin, no he wasn't dead."

"This is Dick, yes everyone really does call him that, except for the youngest."

"This is Damian, he will try and kill you but if you bring him an animal you will be temporarily spared."

"This is Cass, she's knows what you're thinking."

"This is Barbara, Bruce has been trying to adopt her for years but the commissioner is still alive somehow."

"This is Bruce, if you give him puppy dog eyes, he'll probably give you money."

"This is Stephanie, we don't know where she came from but she's staying and we can't get rid of her."

"This is Alfred, yes he is the boss."

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Tim is Janet Drake’s son left and right.

Tim HATES being Janet Drake’s son left and right.

Don’t get him wrong! He loves the woman but he would prefer… not… being her. She’s cold, manipulative and would not care about running you over if that’s the way to reach her goals.

Tim, sadly, is cold, manipulative and will not care about running you over if that’s the way to reach his goals.

It causes creeps in his family’s back every time that Timothy Jackson DRAKE shows up.

Bruce decides to show up to a broad meeting to see if his teenage son is doing good in his spot as CEO, and he almost leaves the room immediately when Tim starts to absolutely roast every decision ever made by Bruce or any other person in the room, with the most emotionless expression ever seen. It was all Janet Drake and Bruce was scared.

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me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

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Source

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How it started...How it ended

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Ok bare with me!

1. Amity Parkers in Gotham...

2. They somehow knock out the Joker

3. They hijack the Batmobile

(2 and 3 take part in different parts of the city but they eventually meet up)

4. They joyride around Gotham in the Batmobile with the Joker tied up and attached the the Batmobile via a long piece of rope.

*patiently waits for prompts and additions*

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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watching batwheels and i love them

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Ok bare with me!

1. Amity Parkers in Gotham...

2. They somehow knock out the Joker

3. They hijack the Batmobile

(2 and 3 take part in different parts of the city but they eventually meet up)

4. They joyride around Gotham in the Batmobile with the Joker tied up and attached the the Batmobile via a long piece of rope.

*patiently waits for prompts and additions*