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horrible apocalyptic vision from the future
at a sold out stadium show, dave chappelle triples down so hard on defending jk rowling that he does a 15 minute way-too-earnest bit about how karen is a slur and it completely reingratiates himself with the liberal media. he does a primetime one-on-one disccussion with hillary clinton that is so anticipated it doubles cable tv subscriptions. on it he makes a joke about how "no one's ever called beyonce shrill"
#dave chappelle#stand up comedy#stand up#comedy#white women#trans rights are human rights#jk rowling#dave chappelle white woman arc
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I think if you were to butcher a minion the meat would have a squid-like texture. wouldnt be very good.
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been thinking a lot about Drake becoming an anchorite sealed in the raptors arena
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Bob Dylan's rendition of Arthur McBride sucks so much. Its a song about fun and mischief with your cousin and he sounds like he's going to kill himself
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Me: there will never be another avatar Me: *spits out warm bowl of green slime that I eat for breakfast every single morning*
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old screenshot of the one ethics ai
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If you think about it, those transvestigator people who believe in "EGIs" or whatever are basically queering David Icke
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Black Midi 🔥🔥
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I work in the lab that Elizabeth Warren did her dna test at, so since 2019 me and a couple of my friends have been using the sample to do a Boys from Brazil
#politics#political#progressive#elizabeth warren#boys from brazil#big structural change#big structural bailey#democratic party#girl power#democrats#election#dna testing#dna#cloning#attack of the clones#clones#clone wars#bernie sanders#harvard#political satire
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Charles Schulz: It is only by the grace of god that I can do what I do. I feel incredibly lucky. Jim Davis: Garfield has a higher q-score than Jesus. His face is a more recognizable symbol than the cross
#comics#newspaper strips#garfield comic#garfield#jim davis#garfield the cat#garfield and friends#peanuts#charlie brown#charles schulz#christianity#christian#cartoonist
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Pretty sure I have epigenetic memories of the patmos lab
#patmos#epigenetics#assassins creed#in loving memory#memories#white#white people smh#caucasian#albinoid#genetics#heritage#ancestors#ancestry#science#laboratory#macrocephaly#random thoughts#random#inheritance series#whiteness
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I was talking to this girl from New Jersey the other day and somehow Shakespeare came up as a topic. Anyway, the conversation was going pretty normally until, for some reason, she started INSISTING that Othello was a makeup artist of all things. I figure she must have been fucking with me but she genuinely seemed very frustrated with me so idk lol
#shakespeare#shakesqueer#othello#new jeresy#makeup#makeup artist#mua#james charles#english language#conversation#media literacy#critical thinking#linguistics#linguistics humor#linguistics memes#miscommunication#anecdote#insane#absolutely insane#truly iconic#the sopranos#strange encounters
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Feeling really insecure about my pinhole-sized nostrils, I used to always get made fun of for them :/
#depression#vent post#venting#trauma vent#nose#nasal#nostrils#pinhole nostrils#cocaine#smelling#smells#sadness#melancholia#bullying#harassment#anti bullying#awareness#small nostrils#incredibly small nostrils#insecure#insecurity#feeling insecure#i feel ugly#ugly#disgusting#monstrous#pinhole#pathetic#puny#small
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