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I am now dating the guy and I’m so pleased however I am now in a straight passing relationship 💔

Realised I’m bisexual after thinking I was a lesbian for 7 years and I feel like a fraud. I fear no one experiences pain like “lesbians” losing their identity to straight men. I feel like I’ve single handedly brought feminism and gay rights back 40 years by liking this boring man.

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Realised I’m bisexual after thinking I was a lesbian for 7 years and I feel like a fraud. I fear no one experiences pain like “lesbians” losing their identity to straight men. I feel like I’ve single handedly brought feminism and gay rights back 40 years by liking this boring man.

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I simply do not trust people who treat the muppets as puppets instead of celebrities.

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Writing a lengthy angst hurt/comfort fic about autistic, catholic, trans fem Chase being in love with bisexual (closeted lesbian?) Cameron

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63595873

Cause Chase is my babygirl

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I headcanon Chase as autistic cause obviously. But also I headcanon him as having ocd and I feel there’s actually a lot of it that makes sense so here are problems I think he’d suffer from;

- ocd commonly causes an inrational fear of accidentally or deliberately hurting others.

- asking for and needing reassurance (which he is kinda shown to desperately crave).

- Religious ocd. (He would/does struggle a LOT with morality, ethics and faith)

- Perfectionism (he needs it he craves it in everything in his life, relationships, career, himself).

- sexual orientation (I also hc him as queer in some way but if he isn’t he has at least questioned in intensely).

I’m not an expert in ocd (or autism but I have first hand experience with that one) so this comes from research, the nhs website and people I know who have it so if anyone with ocd or with more knowledge agrees with me let me know your thoughts.

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HOUSE MD HEADCANONS

(Mainly about Chase tho, and in the first few seasons cause I love the og group)

- Chase and House both love working with kids, their easier to talk to and they don’t lie as much.

- Foreman HATES working with kids, they’re loud, they’re messy, they’re hyper, they’re annoying.

- Chase hates the jokes made about his dad or his upbringing but doesn’t want to seem overdramatic so doesn’t say anything.

- Foreman and Chase frequently have religious debates (Chase chose religion/Foreman was raised religious) both of them have a love/hate relationship with it.

- Chase is really understanding and patient with children and the mentally ill, he is incredibly short tempered with everyone else.

- Cameron, Chase and Foreman all keep their apartments spotless for different reasons (Cameron’s a neat freak, Chase is a snob, Foreman’s just really well organised).

- Cameron will sometimes buy small things for the others if it reminds her of them or if she thinks they’ll like it.

- Chase reads encyclopaedias for fun.

- they all insist on the Dr. Title; Foreman, Cuddy and House cause they earned it, Wilson and Cameron cause they love their jobs and like people to know, Chase cause he doesn’t like being called Mr. (Trans chase propaganda).

- Wilson and House are both bisexual and waiting on the other one to make the first move.

- Chase definitely experimented with men and liked it but he’s also a whore and likes just about anyone.

- he also definitely experimented with some freaky stuff whilst dating that one banker girl, he also definitely liked it.

- sometimes house just makes things up about one of the doctors to the other two cause he thinks it’s funny that they believe him.

- Cameron likes to see how many outrageous jokes and comments she can get away with before one of them questions her.

- Chase is autistic in the overly loyal, gullible, black and white, rule following way.

- House is autistic in the curious, over thinking, superiority complex, ‘rules are made up’ way.

- Cameron is also autistic but masks a lot better than house, who doesn’t mask, and Chase, who tries to and fails.

- Cameron is “straight” cause she doesn’t want to admit to anyone else that she’s bisexual, she’s “bisexual” cause she doesn’t want to admit to herself that she’s gay.

- Chase believed in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy until a concerningly high age (like 14-16).

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I loveeee in the earlier seasons when house will ask the ducklings to do something insane and Foreman and Cameron will be like “no! Ethics! It’s wrong!” And House just looks at Chase who’s like “on it :D”

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Thinking about how Eggsy was devastated when he lost Harry who was a mentor, a friend, a boss, a partner and a father to him. Harry gave him a new meaning to life.

When he seen him at the Statemens it was probably one of the happiest moments of his life. Realising that he was still alive, that he didn’t lose him.

In less than 10 minutes he learned that Harry was alive, then watched as a stranger pointed a gun at his head. He couldn’t do anything to safe him, then everything was okay. No one was hurt he got to see Harry again except it wasn’t Harry, not a Harry that knew Eggsy.

He had to experience the heartbreak of knowing he was about to lose Harry three times.

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Eggsy Unwin is the type of guy to do backflips when he’s excited

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Desperately need good Btvs fics where spike is pathetic and lame and loser but like also badass 150 year old killer of slayers and psychotic, but in the lame loser way?

Spike radiates more poor lame malewife energy than any character I’ve ever seen yet there’s no fics about it?

We’re are my fics about spike adoring his strong violent badass girlfriend? Whilst he simultaneously protects them and is protected by them.

Idc if it’s spuffy or sprusilla I just need pathetic spike.

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My only new year's resolution is to leave more comments on AO3

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Music people of tumblr I need help, I play the violin, have done for a couple years but I recently got an electric one. The problem is I have absolutely no ear for music. I need sheet music cause I cannot just hear a note and play it I’ve tried I don’t have that talent.

Does anyone know any good places to get sheet music for electric violin music (preferably solo)

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Help

My inbox says I have messages but when I open it there’s none there?

Does anyone know why this is happening or how I can fix it so I can see the messages?

Also sorry if you’re one of the people I’m ignoring it’s not deliberate

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My Tracy Beaker returns/dumping ground headcanons

(For @chrissamaxwell)

Warning some of these are a bit sad :(

- Johnny considered Tee and Cameron to be his best friends (they just thought of him as brother and Tee’s brother).

- Cameron had a small crush on Johnny when they first met.

- Johnny has autism and ocd.

- Liam thought of the other kids as family and stayed in contact with everyone who left.

- Ryan, Floss, Mo, Joseph, Charlie and Gus all had autism.

- Ryan had a small crush on Tee before she was mean to him.

- Elektra was a lesbian.

- Sasha, Ryan and Alex were all bisexual.

- Kazima grew up to be a care worker/foster mother.

- Gus was accepted into a super fancy music school and later given the opportunity to be a famous pianist and turned it down cause he didn’t like people watching him.

- Liam was dyslexic and never told anyone because he preferred people to think he was trouble and didn’t try than to think he couldn’t.

- Gina and Mike were a lot of the kids emergency contacts even after they left care.

- Mike was Tracy’s emergency contact for years even once she was an adult.

- Candi-rose and Chloe go on monthly girl days to assure they stay in touch.

- Ryan bought a small dog to try and help him get over his fear, it didn’t work so he gifted it to Chloe who jokingly named it ‘Ghost’ to annoy him.

- Tee made a group chat and added all the older tdg kids, it isn’t used very often but they update eachother when one of them gets a new job, gets married, has kids, etc.

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Any avatar fans interested in an angsty hurt/comfort fic centred around Spider Soccoro

(Where maybe Neytiri realises he’s just a kid and not a monster?)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53880829

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AAHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS YES YES YES

to: @bamboozledcorvid​ from: @fangshunter​

“Heartbreaking Benny angst”

How about mystery Benny mom angst

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AHHH doing the holiday exchange was like one of the best parts of my Christmas it was so fun!

to: @pixxiesticksys from: @bamboozledcorvid

title: A long week | words: 2769 | summary: rory’s getting bullied, and while he thinks what a human thinks shouldn’t affect him, it hurts him a lot. when erica and benny find out, rory is comforted and the bully is taken care of.

Rory walked into school with his usual goofy smile spread across his face, he wore a t-shirt with a cat playing a piano and carried vampires Sasquatch underneath his arm. He rounded the corner toward the computer base where he had agreed to meet Erica when he walked right into one of the hockey players.

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