Logan: Damn, the power went out
Wade: Donโt worry, I got this.
Wade: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Logan: What-
Wade: I swallowed a glow stick.
Logan: WHY WOULD YOU-
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*Wade comes home from work to find Logan sitting on the floor with a bottle, but its not alcohol*
Wade: What are you drinking?
Logan: .....
Wade: Honeybadgerrr.
Logan: 'M drinking Althea's nail polish remover..
Wade: Why???
Logan: ... I had a really bad day today at work and you refuse to keep alcohol in this house anymore.
*Wade goes over and sits next to him on the floor wrapping an arm round Logans shoulders and gently taking the half empty bottle away*
Wade: Oh peanut.... Al uses the non alcoholic kind.
*Logan just stares at the floor and starts crying*
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Bless him ๐ญ
Whenever you feel stupid just remember that Wade tried to block Logan's metal claws with his hands
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Wade, standing with their back turned: Iโve been expecting you, Logan.
Logan: How did you do that without turning around?
Wade: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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