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"you have to buy a stand mixer" a stand mixer? stanD mixer, with a d???
THEYRE CALLED STAND MIXERS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS STAN MIXER, STAN LIKE THE GUY???? ITS STAND WITH A D?????? OP UR TAGS ARE ROCKING MY WORLD WHAT THE HELL
you have to outlive donald trump
#i was today years old when i learned its stand mixer#stand with a d#i feel like ive been lied to for 19 years what the fuck#you have to buy a stand mixer#← compleatly rocked my shit#text#also true#true true#i agree with you yes#but what the fuck man
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im still sad botw2 was cancelled and we got that weird, non canon sandboxy spin off instead
i guess it was fun to play around with for a bit and the music was surprisingly good but 70 bucks is way too much for that imo 😔😔😔😔
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#posting this here too bc its funny#also true#no i wont ever be not salty about this#i consider totk to be akin to links crossbow training#still wish we would have gotten botw2#and not links sanbox adventure with ganondorf cameo
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maybe in another life things would've worked. in another life it's you and me, and me and you. my letters don't go unmarked and unread. in some life we would be in love. for now, all i get is "returned to sender."
#good night#lee yaps#i'm not sure what this is#fall out boy#this has nothing to do with fob#pete wentz#or pete#i love pete wentz#also true#sm4sd
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Also true
I like the gritty ones best
About emotions and
Events
Nobody talks about
At least not in
Polite company
I don't have
Polite company
My company is
Rude and scary
Raw and gritty
True and honest
Yes, Flowers and birds and trees
Also honest
But that's all
Polite company
Can tolerate
I get it
But
Space for the truth that hurts
Exists
I make room
The truth
You can't always articulate
Sometimes you don't know the words
Sometimes the horror
The cinders and broken glass
The maggots of it
Shut your throat
Cripple your lips
Poetry
Writing it down
Brutal eye contact
Say the things
That also
Need said
.
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The Mask of Life is technically God’s defibrillator.
Shut up you know I’m right!
It just happens to be a CURSED defibrillator with a mind of its own but still.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#bionicle#lego#lego bionicle#Bionicle lego#ignika#mask of life#defibrillator#bionicle lore#my poor attempt at a joke#also true#from a certain point of view#this sounded funnier in my head#cursed Bionicle lore#kanohi#kanohi ignika
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Today on BL Fashion
Mr. I Don't Have A Crush On My Best Friend
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Another 2 and a half weeks without daniel 😭
#i sound dramatic but i JUST MISS HIM SO BADLY#i need his happy sunshine radiance BACK#who cares about a healing hand when I NEED HEALING TOO???#jk but#also true
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lovely lyrics in this song spotify wanted me to listen to. truly deep stuff
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Spheal propaganda: bright, happy, friendly
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One of the worst things our groomer did was try to (and genuinely get somewhat close) to turning us into a good Christian wife and had he balanced out his two goals better, there might have been an alternate universe where we are Good Christian Wives which god, as bad as what happened is, I am always thankful for living in this line of events and not that one.
#alter: riku#half shitpost#also true#its not actually the worst#its one of those things that aren't really experienced as a trauma#but one of those things in hindsight is really terrifying honestly#he was bad at grooming though so both goals fell through if we are talking in terms of what he wanted#cause hes a dumbass#and at a point we caught on at some point#dont remember the details for good reason#but still#grooming tw#groomer tw#dark humor#christian tw#religion tw#feel free to clown on this#this is an invitation to clown on the fact there is an alternate story line where we are christian wives
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Lots of War Dogs activity in my notes this morning
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(Source: Instagram: The Pulp Girls )
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Look at Robin’s smile before she makes that net disappear and sends all those people crashing down
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how would i watch the movie confidential assignment 2: international in my house without paying any money
#'but you have no time' yea i dont#'but you dont like action movies'#also true#'youve watched movie in the last 7 months why are you now going to watch an action movie you have no reason to believe is even good'#i didnt say im gonna watch it i just want to know how i could. if i WERE going to.#anyway the actor i based kadokuras design on is in itcarrying guns around so i could get reference pics from there. if you must know.#someday#memecomradeoriginal
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two days ago 😭 her 5 stans really dropped like flies
Ok but if u think about it I only found out about Olivia stuff back then through harries that hated her and made vague posts every time she breathed so it’s not so much her fans dropping like flies it’s that harries don’t care anymore which thank god it was truly insufferable
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Everything is Good Omens 🤣
whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable fandom#good omens fandom#good omens brainrot#too funny#also true#soulmates
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