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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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play kiss marry kill between the Tom H’s
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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all Natasha Romanoff got was a badly edited slideshow made by a group of teenagers. she deserved better.
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
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I am risking nothing
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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
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sorry followers :(
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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THANK YOU FOR 1k NOTES
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losing father figures and mentor(s) at a young age
i love me british bois <3
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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bruce: i’m an astrophysicist
thor: okay... i’m a gemini
i’m not active on here anymore :(
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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Peter, to Ned: Aight BET
Steve: Hey Peter! What does “bet” mean?
Peter: Uhh it means you don’t agree with someone? I guess?
Steve, writing it down: Thanks kid
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Tony: Bucky killed my parents I have a right to be mad!
Steve: Aight BET
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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MCU! Peter, has an ig meme account with a whole 129 followers: SO DO YOU GUYS HAVE MEMES???
AlternateUniverse!Peter: HELL YEAH MAN. “SUCH MEME, VERY DOGE” AM I RIGHT
MCU!Peter: …what
AU!Peter: oh, you don’t have th- what about rage comics? Y'know, trollface
MCU!Peter:
AU!Peter: Harlem shake?
MCU!Peter:
AU!Peter: overly attached girlfriend?
MCU!Peter:
AU!Peter: AT LEAST RIDICULOUSLY PHOTOGENIC GUY?
MCU!Peter:
AU!Peter: GRUMPY CAT???
MCU!Peter, coughing up blood: Please stop
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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How Hydra ACTUALLY Captured Bucky
Bucky: *joins the Screw Steve Rogers club*
Hydra Idiot: In this club, WE HATE STEVE ROGERS!! Every time he BREATHES, we say “screw Steve Rogers! We hate you!”
Bucky: *stands up* I’m sorry, there has been a misunderstanding with the name, I thought you meant we were gonna do Steve but whatever. I have to leave.
Another Hydra Idiot: Yo where do you think you’re going
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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tony, about to throw something in the trash: yee-
peter: :)
tony: -t?
peter, as a tear rolls down his cheek: that’s my dad!
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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16,900 more to go!!!
if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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losing father figures and mentor(s) at a young age
i love me british bois <3
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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i love robert downey jr so much it hurts
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A big THANK YOU to the most amazing fans in the universe
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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Peter: Hey Mr Stark, can I have an apple?
Tony: Sure thing, kid.
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Peter, surrounded by iPhones and Macbooks, sobbing: i meANT THE FRUIT NOT THE COMPANY-
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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HAPPY 38th BIRTHDAY TO THE BIGGEST CUTEST DUMBHEAD IN THE WORLD, CHRIS EVANS!! love you 3000 💗💗💗 he deserves the world uwu 🥰
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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half of the audience when cap lifts mjolnir:
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and the other half:
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perfectly balanced. as all things should be.
[image description! half of the theater when captain america lifts mjolnir: chris evans on his phone taking a video/photo. the other half: robert downey junior screaming]
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whymcu-blog · 5 years ago
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wat
no one:
absolutely no one:
natasha romanoff everywhere:
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