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Me waiting for the next Friday to see the next episode of WandaVision:

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Loki: you’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Hela: as defending champion, are you nervous?

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Peter P: Harold New Year, Mr. Stark!

Tony: ...Harold?

Happy: the kid’s been replacing everything that has the word “happy” in it with my name, please make it stop

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IMAGINE

Imagine Loki seeing you wear the necklace he made you himself for Christmas

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Merry Christmas from The Avengers✨

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SIGNS’ GREATEST DESIRES:

Aries: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Taurus: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Gemini: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Capricorn: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Pisces: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Cancer: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Virgo: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Libra: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Leo: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Scorpio: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Sagittarius: Loki to survive the Infinity War

Aquarius: Loki to survive the Infinity War

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Happy birthday Loki!

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# I thought you were straight

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Yes, Tom, it is

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Can you hear me scream?

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Peter: *hugs Loki*

Loki: what is this?

Peter: umh... affection?

Loki: disgusting.

Loki:

Loki:

Loki:

Loki: do it again.

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He doesn’t even look happy. He just looks pained because Loki can tell when someone is lying, and Odin isn’t lying

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and there it is

his name changes

who he is changes

how people see him changes.

...

this is what lies look like.

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Seriously, pay attention.

Loki before discovering he was a frostgiant, when he couldn’t understand why Odin never treated him the same as Thor, why he always felt out of place, why he was different, why he couldn’t be like the rest...

And Loki now, like 1-2 years later.

evil isn’t born, it’s made.

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Peter: psst mr. loki

Loki: what?

Peter: I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Loki: you know, i’m not really a jewelry person.

Peter: oh. well you don’t have to wear it-

Loki: no! i’m gonna wear it forever, back off.

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When Thor went full of lightning, everyone were in shook, except Loki, who’s like “I always knew that bitch had it in him”

I am: soft

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I can’t believe they made Tom Holland say this