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If ideas are light bulbs, then the issue is that we're trying to light up too many at once

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had an attention span

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Sir Isaac Newton approved of the "dummy thicc". Essentially he said "oh yeah. The thicker, the better."

To be fair, his exact wording was "The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"

But still!

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Why is it called "attention deficit" when I have a surplus of stupid thoughts all the time

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The problem is that my mind doesn't brain, and my brain doesn't mind

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Go to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Go straight to hell

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Rum raisins are just dry grapes in wet grapes

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Wine is just old grape juice, with experience

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The fact that a newborn horse can walk better after a few hours than me my entire life should say something

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My brain is just a big pile of wet spaghetti

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Here, meet my braincell

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Potatoes are just edible rocks

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Remember that thing? I don't. My brain is a sieve with the mesh cut out

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Growing up just means you get to sound like a glowstick when you move

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Some people just drain my braincell.