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its a smartass move to create pretty basic blondie himbo oc bc everytime i see a random art with a longhaired blondie himbo i can imagine thats him thats my son erlich
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My memory is not so good 🤓
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
I COME HERE TO BESTOW YOU WITH AN AMAZING SIGHT
smol catgirl on a box
she's very smort and we love her
@eribytevt ♡
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The villain
The real villain
#submission#will somebody give this man a hug im fucking sobbing#rwby be like “salem wont destroy atlas if we destroy it first”🤓#smort#why are you booing me im right#rwde
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Interesting thing
So a while ago i first thought moray eels would eat shrimp cos it makes sense, right?
Well a while ago learned that moray eels and shrimp actually have a symbiotic relationship, the shrimp clean the morays' teeth. in return, the eels protect the shrimp from predators. Pretty cool.
How did i learn this?
Not in school.
Not because i love marine biology (though it is pretty cool)
How i found this is because i play an anime game called Twisted Wonderland, a character named Floyd Leech (The character in my profile picture) is a moray eel merman and calls the player character 'Shrimpy' and i saw a post somewhere about the relationship between morays and shrimp.
Being an anime dork made me SMORT
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Minimoni in the kitchen
Jimin : Hyung , how do you still not know how to use a knife properly ?
Namjoon : I do know how to use a knife
Jimin : then why do you always mess up ?
Namjoon : see , if I pretend I don't know how to use it , Jin Hyung will come to help me . He might hold my hand to explain , or he might just put his hand around me while using the knife .
Namjoon : do you see what I'm doing now ?
Jimin : hyung ! You're a genius !
Namjoon : I know , why do you think I'm referred to as the brain of the group ?
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Did they release like five challenges at the same time. How many of these did they film 😭 i saw a fan asked them or something and apparently they have a big enough supply to keep posting until the end of the month???
#every random guy in the music show hallways getting dragged into it#and its easy bc if u dont do the dance u can do the little skit#smort#wayv#sidney talks shit
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My friend is honestly a fucking genius. They told me that they act stupid all the time so that way when they do know something people are surprised and proud and when they don't know something people don't care because they assume it's normal for them to be stupid.
People never go "how did you not know that" because they assume they just don't know anything.
#jay you are smart#they actually are smarter then a lot of people think#fucking genius#jayley wayley#tumblr#yes#smart#smort#funny
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maybe i’m just dumb but i still don’t know if hannibal actually knew buffalo bill’s real identity or if he just made shit up until clarice figured it out for herself
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yay I get to post more of my OCs! I didn't feel comfortable posting my OCs on twitter for some reason.
These two are Susan and Marcus, the smart ones. they can't all be dumb-asses.
pay absolutely no attention to my incredible background skills! (it's just a photo and a filter, don't look at it!)
btw, it's from this "draw your OCs like this" art meme:
Let's see how long it takes for Tumblr to think this is somehow porn and deletes it.
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Keepers of wisdom of tumblr,
how much is a fuck load?
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ooohhh they’ve been planning this
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she really went “gotta go fast" lmao
Who is your dad, now?
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Y’all I just had a pretty impossible idea where instead of banning people who say something horribly offensive and or problematic, like what happens on YouTube, they get sent to a limited version of tumblr called Dumblr on the first offense. where it’s nothing but posts full of objective information to educate people on why their behavior was bad, and they also can’t post anything or get out of “Dumblr mode” until they can pass a test relevant to the issue of why they got banned to prove they educated themselves on the subject. On the second offense however they just get banished to the void :)
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