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Majors and Minors

Request: Yes

Info: Everyone is 18 or older. NRC, RSA, and, NBC are all actual collages. Litteraly just what majors and minors the I think twst cast would have.

Tw: None(?)

I will warn you; this is really long and these might get changed over time. I'm also treating NRC as a catch-all school that can easily clear the way for more advanced courses in specific fields later, weather that be on campus or out sourced.

Heartslabyul:

Riddle was going for a medical degree, but after his overblot and some consideration he made the switch to a general law degree, for now, but is considering where he wants his future to go along that path. He is going to keep himself CPR and first aid certified though. 

Trey, in high school, was part of a dentistry vocational for a year, but had to leave for personal reasons. He's now studying Dentistry full time. He plants on becoming a dental nurse, rather than a dentist.

Cater has changed his degree once, in his first year he was going for a liberal arts degree, before switching to a Marketing major, and Broadcasting minor. He's pretty stuck on what he actually wants to do and feels like it's too late to follow any dreams he had when he was younger.

Ace, as of now, is undecided. I have made jokes about him dropping out and becoming a magician before, and I can genuinely see him doing that. So as of right now I don't actually have one for him.

Deuce is also undecided. There's a ton of options and it's pretty overwhelming for him, especially because he struggles academically. Despite that, I think he'd either end up with an Education or Engineering degree.

Savannaclaw:

Leona, for the longest time, did not pick a major and it was going to get him kicked out. He could've gone for a liberal arts degree, but decided to go for Humanities instead. He's really well suited to it in all honesty.

Ruggie is going for an Economics degree for a multitude of reasons (most of which are monetary), but I can definitely see him with something else, like a culinary arts degree, too. He's got a job lined up with Leona after graduation, but going more in depth on money management never hurts, right?

Jack is going for Sports Science, he's had a plan for years now and he isn't going to let anything stop him.

Octavinelle:

Azul is going for a Business degree, shocker. I don't feel like I really need to elaborate on that (but I will anyway), but I can see him with an economics degree instead. He's also minoring in food science. He's actively running a cafe on campus and his family has a restaurant back home that he will likely take over, and expand, when his mother and step-father retire.

Jade also is going for a business degree, again i don't feel like i need to elaborate on that. He's studying for a biology (Mycology) Minor. His family has something going on, but no one wants to acknowledge what. Out of the two of them Jade is likely to take over the actual business side of things and if not, bothering Azul forever is an option. 

Floyd has changed his degree six times in two years, currently he's undecided. I can kinda see him going for a business/fine arts degree focused on fashion (specifically shoes). He doesn't struggle academically, but does struggle to focus and make long-term decisions. Jade and Azul are doing their best to.. encourage (?) guide (?) Him to a path he could stick to.

Scarabia:

Kalim is studying Business Management as a major and Linguistics as a minor. His family are pretty well-known merchants, and he is going to inherit that business, so equipping himself with those skills is a good decision. Even if most of the time he does find it extremely boring. 

Jamil is also majoring in Business Management, mostly because of his position with Kalim. It's not something he particularly wants, so it's really out of obligation. He's taking Food Science and Fine Arts [Dance] as minors, which he actually enjoys. 

Pomefiore:

Vil has a tight schedule both in and out of school. The degrees he's going for reflect that. He's double majoring in Marketing and Acting, and minoring in Business, Alchemy, and Cosmetology. His career as an actor is very important to him, but he knows that putting all his eggs in one basket isn't the smartest idea, thus his expanded options.

Rook is going for a Biology major, no one is shocked number two. He is also minoring in fine arts (poetry), and has an Archery scholarship that's paying for a good chunk of his tuition. He hasn't told anyone what he's going to do after graduation and most people are too afraid to ask.

Epel is majoring in Agriculture. When college is over he plans on maintaining and improving his family's farm. He currently doesn't have any minors in mind, but I can definitely see him with a fine arts (sculpture) minor.

Ignihyde:

Idia is double majoring in Engineering and computer operations. He doesn't have any minors, but dabbles in other subjects as a personal hobby. He also has an Esports scholarship, not that he needed it.

Ortho is also double majoring, but is going for cyber security and data analytics. He doesn't have any minors right now, either, and he's not officially part of any clubs or curriculars yet. He's trying to figure out his place, but also believes what ge was “made” for is all he can be.

Diasomnia:

Malleus is studying Magic theory and Application & Architecture, he also is taking magic history and world history as minors. He doesn't really need to be studying anything, so this is more of a desire to learn than anything. 

Lilia is going for Magic history and World history. He should be getting a doctorate by this point, but we're not going to talk about that. He thinks it's good to refresh and gain new knowledge every now and again. 

Silver is majoring in World History and minoring in Equine studies. Lilia has told him stories about the world as he grew up and he wants to learn more, even if he will likely spend all of his life in Briar Valley. 

Sebek is undecided as of now, but I can see him majoring in Home Economics later, as odd as it sounds. He already takes pride in what is essentially home making, believing it to be what a knight should do, so taking it to the next step would make sense for him.

Ramshackle:

As a base like for Yuu [Reader] they’re going for a photography major (unless requested otherwise) and Grim is going for Magic theory and Application. Because they count as one whole student this counts as a double major. They are required to take remedial classes, because both of them lnow fuck all about this world apparently, and additional classes that focus on familiar training and care. Grim doesn't like that.

Crowley has “gifted” them a “full ride scholarship” as long as they world as his “errand boy.” In reality this is a deal NRC has always had, if a student is chosen by the mirror and cannot pay tuition at all then they are given the option to work for the school until graduation to pay for their place. 

Royal Sword Academy 

Niege I imagine takes his job as an actor just as seriously as Vil, but in a different way. He also has been shown to be a singer in some capacity. So he's double majoring in Acting and Music theory. 

Che'nya… I don't know much about him, I don't know much about Niege either but I can at least guess with him. All I really have to go off of from Che'nya is his appearance and personality, and from that alone I think he'd be going for a Graphic Design degree with a minor in fashion design. I don't know why, but something about him makes me think he would make clothes. 

Noble Bell College 

Rollo is studying Magic Theory and Application, not because he likes it, but because he feels it'll further his goals to eradicate magic (he's a lunatic, someone punch him). He's also taking religious studies as a required course, but he's taking it seriously and made that his minor.

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━ 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐓𝐨 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭.

— pairing; malleus draconia x reader

— summary; set in the future, where there's a threat to you and your unborn child

— notes; i was inspired to write this after watching a scene on youtube where we meet maleanor for the first time. please donate to my kofi if you like my work. and know that i am mentally smooching everyone who reblogs my stuff.

❋ It starts off as an ordinary day.

❋ You typically spend your mornings in the palace gardens, enjoying the breeze on your skin and the smell of fresh flowers. Now that you’re heavily pregnant with the future heir of Briar Valley, you’re constantly monitored by the Royal Guards, ensuring your safety in the absence of their Lord.

❋ But on this particular day, something goes wrong.

❋ The threat to your safety is swift and sudden, leaving you scrambling to protect your unborn child. Your protectors are caught off guard, leaving you vulnerable and unprotected for just a few terrifying moments.

❋ When word of the attack reaches Malleus, his blood runs cold. Then, it boils. His composure cracks, betraying the true depths of his emotions: a controlled, silent rage that emanates a chilling aura throughout the castle hall. His magic crackles in the air, the darkness swirling like a tempest around him. Everyone, guards and servants alike, can feel the suffocating weight of his fury.

❋ The guards — some of Briar Valley’s finest — stand frozen before Malleus, unable to meet his gaze with their heads bowed low. But he doesn't lash out immediately. Instead, he surveys them with a thoughtful, calculating look, purposely prolonging the tension in the otherwise silent room as they await his judgement.

❋ In his mind, he’s analysing every single one of their failings, dissecting the chain of events that allowed you and his unborn child to be placed in jeopardy. It’s a battle to restrain himself; the true depths of his emotions would surely set Briar Valley ablaze. As it is, the sky outside is already grey and overcast, reflecting the blackness of his mood.

❋ Finally, Malleus confronts the guards with a chilling calmness, his voice like the crackling embers of a storm. “Your folly,” he hisses, his words cold and precise, “could have cost Briar Valley its future.”

❋ Lilia watches from the shadows, a fond smile playing across his lips. Secretly, he’s taken aback by how much Malleus resembles his mother in this very moment. Maleanor had once looked at him the same way, with blazing eyes and a terrifying show of lightning magic, when he had arrived moments too late to protect her and her egg, a young Malleus still forming inside.  

❋ Maleanor’s fierce love had been passed down to Malleus, and he would protect you and his child just as she had protected him.

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🧜🏻‍♂️cove

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I'm a dragon fan and after meeting Malleus I recognize and understand that he is a real dragon. And I imagine the school has been hearing my screams and squeals of joy about the existence and presence of a dragon for almost a week. I whisper excitedly, "that dude's a dragon!" The students, hearing this several times throughout the day, sigh: yes, he's a dragon.

Or like, will Malleus allow himself to be touched? He has dragon legs, he has a tail. How little it takes to get my attention by moving dragon body parts. But of course, his little human will get used to the presence of a dragon and won't react so strongly anymore (bro probably get upset)

- Mans already built a nest for you on a smaller scale than his own and sleeps in the nest with you. If anything, the moment he realizes that you are staring at him or his limbs, he's putting a wing, a claw, or his tail in your hands. Petting is viewed as social bonding or even a grooming activity so he won't be against his Hoard- which includes you, a Human- doing the same with him. He will lay back in the nest and let you mess with his wings, touch his scales, throttle his tail, and will use his back claws to grasp things much to your amusement and delight.

- Once he realizes his Human's interest is slowly fading back down to normal, he will willingly enter his full draconic form to garner that same reaction. Others are quaking in their boots when they see him as you climb on the Dragon and mess with his scales, giggling as he lazily flaps his wings in a show of motion. Lilia will join in the merriment as he is happy Malleus is embracing his full draconic form more as usually it was only used for combat or to hold his entire Hoard prior to you and your unique interest in him.

- He can hear every time you squeal or scream about him being a dragon near him as his ears are quite attuned to his Hoard. He will laugh to himself about it even if it is the 100th time that day he hears you chatter excitedly about him and how excited you are that he is a Dragon. It is the most he has genuinely smiled in ages and Lilia is over the moon with joy that Malleus has found someone that makes him smile so much.

- Be patient enough and he will take you flying with him- despite how terrified this makes those in Sage island- and take you on a flight through the island. Anywhere you excitedly point to will be flown to by Malleus as he lands and lets you poke around- watching for any predators or poachers- before flying back to the school with you. Lilia will sit and listen to your excited tales of soaring through the sky on the Dragon's back and the many places you visited in absolute safety thanks to the scary dog privilege the Dragon provides you.

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quick question, I was thinking I might make some fanart of your humans are extinct AU. Specifically, I was thinking of drawing up malleus. I was just wondering if you could give me a physical description of his appearance so that I know how to properly visualize him? Love your writing!

(Malleus in my AU has large black/purple dragon wings, a long tail that is barbed on the end and his lower-legs/feet are similar in shape to that of a canine/feline but are scaled. He has scales that frame his face around his eyes similar to smokey eye-shadow, those scales being black with a slight green shine)

- Malleus has a tendency to follow his instincts more than general common sense as his instincts have yet to steer him wrong. It was these instincts that told him the Human would make a very good Hoard member, even before he knew they were Human. Those who are part of his Hoard- new and old alike- are the most precious and treasured beings Malleus has in his life and he would kill for his Hoard at a moment's notice.

- As a Dragon, Malleus is genetically programed to guard and protect that which he considers his Hoard or those he values. Not only does he become fiercely protective, but the presence of his Hoard nearby soothes him and makes him feel a certain sense of peace. Any threat to his Hoard is taken seriously even if it is just a verbal threat or an attempted act of intimidation. Any disrespect directed at any member of his Hoard is disrespect at him, and he refuses to tolerate such behavior. Only his Hoard can sass him without him taking it personally (though only the Human and Lilia would have the courage to sass the Dragon) and he is much more compliant towards requests by members of his Hoard.

- Malleus believes no one is good enough a mate for his Human other than Himself and his Hoard. He primarily believes he should be the mate to the Human as there is a complex binding spell only the Dragon can manage where he uses his own life-force to prolong the life and youth of his Human. He believes this is the proper duty of a mate and he would happily do so for his Human. He is tolerant of the idea of sharing the Human with his Hoard as his Hoard is comprised of those he trusts and cares for most. He knows Lilia wants to breed the Human and have hybrid infants and wishes for the Dragon to do the same. He isn't against the idea in the slightest.

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Been thinking of a Corpse Bride AU between Malleus (Malleus getting the role of Emily/the bride lol) and my MC, Percy, and I need to figure out who Percy is originally intended to marry 😭. I say originally because in this AU I already have it planned that he ends up with Malleus in the end.

I've already thought of a few options:

1. Riddle, I think his mother and Percy’s mother are both the type of people who arrange such a marriage for their only children. He also just kind of fits the vibes for the Corpse Bride setting, or at least I imagine he would. I think in this case, Riddle is in love with someone else (probably Trey...), and while he doesn't want this marriage, he's not supposed to question or go against his mother.

2. Kalim, he really would be the person to worry about him and Percy liking each other. His parents probably want to get him a match and all that. He'd much rather marry for love but is probably being brushed up by everyone as it is his duty as the Asim heir to have a beneficial marriage.

3. Leona, and yes, it is purely for the shits and giggles of it. But I will stress that I don't already have a potential story for why him. I just do find it funny to pit him and Malleus against each other. Even if, in this case, Leona doesn't care much for marrying Percy, he just doesn't want to "loose" to the, well for this AU: dead lizard.

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Big Red (Idk man, but this is smut)

Relationship(s): Eden/Lucifer (main), Eden/Asmodeus (mentioned), Lucifer/Diavolo (mentioned a few times lol)

Word Count: 2575

Warning(s): Massive dildo… Eden is AFAB here, mentions of both Eden and Lucifer having other relationships (I promise they both know, not each other’s partners, but know the relationship is open), talks of Diavolo x Lucifer so yeah, there aren’t really many warnings for this one, oh and not proof read

   Lucifer’s room is relatively quiet, the scribbles of pen against parchment and the flipping of pages are the most that can be heard. Lucifer himself is sitting at his bedroom desk filling out and reading the endless paperwork. Eden lounges on the demon’s large bed, reading a book Satan recommended. All in all, the two enjoy the other’s presence in the room even if neither spoke and they seated away from each other.

   Eden’s head looks up from the book when they hear the pride demon groan. From their spot on the comfortable mattress, they see him messing with his reading glasses…. Oh right, earlier that day Satan and Belphie had asked the human to bring one set of Lucifer's glasses for some prank. They recall Satan casting some sort of spell on the reading glasses.

   “Eden…” Their thoughts are brought back to the present as Lucifer says their name with a noticeable edge. No doubt the demon knows they have a hand in whatever is wrong with his glasses.

   “Yes, Lucifer?” They try to sound innocent, and they do… to anyone who isn’t Lucifer.

   “Care to explain why there is a minor curse on the lenses of my glasses?” Straight to the point. Not good.

   “Hmm? I wouldn’t know. Did you leave them on one of the side tables in the living room?” They know he did not. And so does he.

   “No, they were in my room. My room that is locked to anyone I do not wish to enter,” he says calmly, too calmly, as he sets the reading glasses on his desk. Knitting his gloved fingers together and resting them on the desk, he glances over at the human. “Am I going to need to lock you, my lover, out of my room as well?”

   Eden sighs and closes the book after glancing at the page number. They try this every time, and every time, the demon sees through their lies. “I surely hope not…” They mutter as they sit up on the bed, swinging their feet over the side.

   “And why should I not?” Lucifer pushes the question with a sadistic smirk. Knowing his little human lover has no strong defense.

   “I’m not the one that placed the curse,” they point out with little hope.

   “But there wouldn’t be a curse if you’d not handed over my stuff.” He frowns as he gets up, mentally thinking of a punishment for them. He can deal with the most likely duo later. First though, he needs his other pair of glasses as the curse will be gone by the morning. Reading while swirls of rainbow colors danced across his lenses proved to be difficult. Walking to the opposite side of his bed to where the human sat, Lucifer picks up his other glasses from the nightstand.

   He senses no curse on these and opens up the top drawer to pull out a cloth to clean the glass. A faint blush flitters across his face upon spotting something else in the drawer… clearly he forgot to put that back— Oh, actually, he steals a quick look at where Eden watches him over their shoulder. This could work just as well.

   “What?” They raise a brow as Lucifer stares back at them with that cruel smirk back on his face. Bloody hells, what does he have planned?

   He puts on his glasses first before pulling out the object at the back of the drawer, placing it upright on the nightstand. The sight of it gets a stuttering gasp from the human. They look at the huge, red dildo then back up at Lucifer and back at the—

   “I never took you as someone to have a dildo…” Eden mumbles which gets a chuckle out of the demon.

   “Well, for your part in this little prank… I’d like to see you take all of this in you.” He starts walking back to his desk, offering no help in achieving that goal.

   “Ah– I’m no miracle worker Lucifer! No way… that is fitting anywhere in me!” They complain with a strong blush on their face, as well as a small pout.

   “Then don’t,” he answers as he settles down at his desk once more. Implementing the other part of the darling human’s punishment.

   “What is that suppose to—” Eden notices how the demon doesn’t look at them, doesn’t acknowledge they started speaking again. He’s ignoring them. They bite their lip in frustration, they know how long that smug bastard can just ignore them. It’s an illusion of choice. Their arms cross and they look back at the forgotten book on the bed, then over to the dildo. Stubbornness demands they ignore him back, don’t give him the satisfaction of even trying to fit that monster in them….

   They groan at the growing wet feeling between their legs, how annoying. Ignore it all, Eden picks up their book trying to push aside their arousal. Their eyes see the words on the pages, but their mind doesn’t read them. They’ve ‘reread’ the same paragraph five times and groan in frustration. Still, nothing from Lucifer. He keeps working with no regard to human’s mental battle with themself.

   They don’t get far in ‘ignoring’ everything… glancing at the door, they could leave. Sleep in their room; if they really wanted to still get off, they need only stand near Asmo’s door and the lust demon would absolutely indulge them. But that’s not what they want, the pride demon has been so busy as of late and that is frustrating. Now he is going to ignore them for their part in a prank… probably justifiable.

   Once again, Eden sets down the book and reaches out to grab the dildo. The thing is hefty in their hands and they guessed correctly that it is quite a few inches bigger than Lucifer’s cock. Thicker too…. How are they supposed to fit this inside?! A lot of lube and stretching— They mumble under their breath as they stand up, leaving the dildo on the bed for a moment. Pulling open one of the middle drawers of the nightstand nearest to them, they pull out one of a few bottles of lube. They can't believe they are about to attempt this as they begin to strip out of the dragon fruit themed clothes they are wearing. Only leaving on their thigh high socks.

   The bed dips once more under their weight as Eden tries to figure out how best they want to do this. Ultimately settling for having their back against the headboard and their legs spread open in front of them; at least for the prep work. The position itself feels vulnerable with how Lucifer could, if he so chose, look up from his desk and see everything. Though it's not like he hasn't seen it all before. But should anyone knock and come in… there'd be no hiding. They suppose they'll have to pray that doesn't happen or that the demon will turn anyone away. Save them the humiliation… or not, knowing how Lucifer can be.

   With a sigh they put those thoughts aside and trail a hand down to the growing arousal between their legs. They ease into it, starting with slow but firm circles on their aching clit. A pleasant sigh escapes them as they continue the small movements soon moving to sink a finger in. Start slow… they needn't break themself trying to prepare their pussy to take that monster of a dildo. They can't even completely wrap their hand around it. They moan at the thought mixed with beginning to ease their finger in and out. Feeling the pooling of wetness as they continue, eventually slipping in another finger. They begin a scissoring motion to begin stretching their hole for the massive dildo. Why do demon dicks and therefore demon dildos have to be so big?

   Soft and small moans and keeps slipping out of their lips as Eden’s fingers stretch them. It's not enough, not nearly enough. So with a whine they pull their fingers out and grab that bottle of lube, generously coating three of their fingers with a mix of lube and their own arousal. “Ah– mhmm…” They push the slick fingers back in and the third alone proved to be a bit of a reach. They grip the sheet with their other hand as they try to get their pussy to quit clenching around their fingers. “Slowly…” They mutter to themself as they begin to move again. It takes a few minutes more of stretching before Eden is used to the feeling on their fingers inside them…. But one glance at the red dildo and they know it is still not enough. 

   Groaning with clear frustration, they look over at where Lucifer is still working. They aren't sure he's looked up at them at all. That bastard. The bastard they love. Breathe, breathe and have some patience. They move to add a fourth finger, trying to keep their breathing calm and their body open. Relaxing would be… a bit hard. As the fourth and final finger is pushed into their aching pussy, Eden bites their bottom lip to stop from screaming. Not yet. They don't even have that thing in them and they feel full. One thrust of their fingers after another, they try to get accustomed to this feeling. Oddly enough they haven't ever added this many of their own fingers to any of their holes. Usually it is someone else preparing them.

   Impatience and need for release fuel them to pull out their fingers, leaving their pussy feeling empty. The more lube the better, Eden grabs the dildo and has to use both of their hands to begin coating it in the slick liquid. They are pretty sure they've used half the bottle of lube on this endeavor, but so be it. Lucifer has more lube in that drawer… and in a lot of other drawers.

   They sit on their knees, spread open, on the silky sheets. Positioning the large toy at their entrance, they slowly sink down onto the tip. “Ah… uh…!” Already groaning, they try to take more of the toy in almost crying out at the stretch. Their blue painted nails dig into their knee as they use to cover their mouth. “Bloody hells… this is ridiculous…” Eden mumbles as they sink down to take a couple more inches. They throw their head back, forehead glisten with sweat, and brace both their hands on their knees. Just a bit more… they slide down taking the last few inches, “Aaaahh–! Fuck…!”

   The curse catches the most of Lucifer's attention as Eden rarely says that word. He has to hold back his own groan at seeing that his human lover took the whole toy in. Not a miracle worker they said… they must be something of the sort if they can prepare themself to take a dildo in the shape of Diavolo's cock. He grins as he stands up, walking over to where Eden trembles on the bed. “I thought you said you couldn't take that toy in?” He leans down to whisper in their ear and he sees the way they shiver at his words.

   “Why– why do you own this toy?” They ask as the bed dips behind them. Lucifer pulls against his chest with one arm while the other snakes down to where the base of the dildo is. Grabbing it, he pulls it agonizingly slowly out of their pussy leaving just the tip in. With force beyond Eden’s comprehension, he slams it back into their needy hole! “AAAHH! Lucifer!!”

   “If you have to know, it was a gift.” While he loves looking at Eden’s face, contorted with pleasure and mouth hanging a gap letting out all of their sounds, he’s eyes don’t leave where he thrust the dildo into them, over and over. His thoughts wandering to wanting to watch Diavolo actually thrust into the human. It’s not a new thought for him, now it just seems realer. Knowing Eden can take in the demon prince’s massive cock.

   “Hah– Ah– a gift?!” The explanation seems absurd to the human. Who in all of the Three Realms would gift Lucifer a huge dildo?! “Who— Hmm—” Their question gets cut off by their own screams of pleasure, “Aaahh! Please— Lucifer!!”

   “Already so close? Well, since you are taking the toy so well…” Lucifer pauses knowing he’s trained Eden well to not cum until he gives his permission. They let out a whining moan as the demon keeps thrusting the red dildo into their aching pussy. They are a mess and desperate to cum!

   “Lucifer, please! Please let me cum!” They cry out.

   “Very well, cum my love~” The words barely leave his lips as the human’s whole body tenses up and they scream out his name as he uses the dildo to fuck them through their orgasm. It takes more effort to pull the toy as Eden clenches down.

   “Mmm… Lucifer…” They whine and try to pull away from the overstimulation of the thick dildo. At that, he pulls the soaked toy out of their spent hole.

   “You did well, love,” Lucifer says as he kisses the red curls atop their head. He holds them close for a few minutes as their breathing regulates. When their head falls against his chest, the demon knows he needs to get them cleaned up now or else they will fall asleep. Hooking an arm under their knees, he begins to carry them to his bathroom; despite the squirming human’s protest.

   “Nuuu… I want to stay in bed…” They’re far less articulated when they have been fucked out of their brains.

   “We can go to bed when you aren’t a sweaty mess.” He sets Eden on the edge of the bathtub, knowing they aren’t going to be able to stand. He has a hard time standing whether it is when he uses that toy or when Diavolo himself fucks the living daylights out of the Avatar of Pride. Actually if it’s the latter then he must assuredly be incapable of walking.

   Lucifer gets the bath water ready before gently setting his lover into the warm water. They pull at his waistcoat, wanting him to join them in the bath, but he knows how that will end. And Eden does not need him thrusting his cock into them as well. They can build up to that later.

   While the human washes up, Lucifer goes about cleaning up his bed and the dildo. Though this time he puts it away in its proper drawer. In that time, he grabs a set of sleep clothes for Eden and puts them in the bathroom.

   Eden, to their credit, manages to dry themself off while sitting at the edge of the tub. But the rest, they need the demon’s help as their legs feel something akin to jelly.

   In bed with Lucifer, the question of who gifted the pride demon that toy, comes to their mind again. “Who gifted you the dildo?” They ask before a yawn hits them.

   “I’ll tell you later, get some rest my love.” Lucifer kisses Eden’s forehead, then their cheek, and finally, their lips. He will tell them later, after he tells his boyfriend what happened. Then again, he expects Diavolo to be far too thrilled by this development. “Goodnight, dear.”

   “...goodnight… Lucifer…” Eden falls asleep without a clear answer… but that’s alright for now.

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Her Garden continuation: Water Fight!

Word Count: 1336

Warning(s): None I think…

A continuation of the mentioned water fight between Eden and Mammon! Mostly just silly and fluffy!

   “Oi, do you mind holdin’ this for a moment? I think these guys need some of that new fertiliser Lucifer bought…” Mammon asks while holding out the hose to me. “Just keep watering in this direction, I’ll be right back.”

   I nod and reach for the garden hose, and for a moment we are both holding it. The demon pauses for a moment… staring at where our hands are so close together, but letting go suddenly and turning— “Ah!!” I can’t control it! The hose flings about in my hold, not at ALL pointing at the one garden bed I am supposed to be watering!

   “Gaahh! What the hell Eden— Oh shit!” I hear Mammon shout a few feet away as water rains everywhere! My grip tightens and does… absolutely nothing to gain control. Two hands? Same thing! What is in the Devildom water to cause this?!

   “Mammon! Please help—!” I barely shout as the water sprays at me! I think I could hug this hose and it wouldn’t be enough!

   “Shit, shit, shit! I guess that’s what Lucifer meant by strong water–!” Mammon panics and tries to get ahold of the wild hose— “GAAHHH!!” Only to get sprayed in the face when he takes a step towards me! I almost want to laugh— “Let go of the hose!”

   “What?! Why?!”

   “If ya keep clinging to it, ya are bound to get hurt—” He ducks as the water darts in his direction again. “Let go! And do it now!!”

   The idea sounds terrible! But I’m barely dodging getting hit in the face by the hose and I’m totally soaked! “Ah—!” The hose starts dancing back and forth as soon as I let go! It’s like a bucking horse! “Eeek—” I drop into a crouch with my arms over my head, which does nothing to protect me from the water… or the hose as I’m still in the middle of the garden.

   “ACK—! Come on!” Mammon shouts as leaps at the hose— and misses! Landing on the muddy ground beside me. Does he seriously plan on trying to wrangle it like some lowly cowboy?! (Though I suppose his boots are fitting for that description)

   “Why not just turn off the tap?!” I yell, but not before the demon is up and fighting the hose. My question gives him pause— “Watch out!” The warning comes too late and Mammon gets hit straight in the chest by the hose!

   “Aah—” I wince at his pained gasp and bite my bottom lip. I look towards the direction of the tap and— make a dash for it! We aren’t going to be able to grab hold of the hose! “Oi human– What are ya—” Water sprays him in the face again.

   I reach the tap and grip it with my damp hands and— Nothing!? “Bloody hells I should have known—” Like most things, as I’ve come to learn, the tap is built with demonic strength in mind. Not humans. I groan, but try again with both hands as I see out of the corn of my eye Mammon getting up again to lunge at the hose. Come on– Something, anything! My eyes close as I continue trying to get the bloody tap to just MOVE—! I feel the metal twisted under my grip! Just a little, but I keep working at it and slowly— painfully slowly— I get the water to start turning off!

   The hose slows and falls to the ground, to which Mammon picks it up. I grin wildly at just the simple fact that I turned up the water. “How did ya—” The demon stops and his jaw hangs slack as he stares at me…. No, at my chest, I look down and see my brows rise. The pact mark, right over my heart, is aglow in a bright yellow.

   ‘Through pact marks you can borrow a demon’s strengths or the demon can more directly lend you their strength…’ Still I’ve never seen either option in action. I’ve only used my pact with the greed demon to… antagonise him. Or I ignore it. “Huh… It’s never glown so bright before….”

   “Well, of course, not! You pulled from my strength to turn the water off!” Mammon explains what I already figured out. Then he suddenly grins and puffs out his chest more, “Guess ya need me more than ya thought, human!”

   I shake my head at his boasting as an idea, a rather mean if not evil idea, comes to mind. He has the water hose half pointed at himself and since I can still feel his strength… I turn the tap again, turning on the water. Spraying him in the face right as he opens his mouth to speak! A laugh courses through me as he screams at the sudden flow of water!

   Unfortunately, he too thinks to use this against me, pointing the hose at me, resoaking me! “Ahah! That’ll teach ya to spray the Great Mammon!”

   I turn off the water with a smirk, “Oh, Mammon~ freeze!” His body goes rigid, a telltale sign of the pact working. I skip over to him and point the hose back at him. Then place my hand on the tap—

   “Don’t ya darn, human! You will regret this!”

   I ignore his complaints and turn on the water. Laughing at how he screams more, unable to move as the water hits him again. My giggles become so immense that I lose concentration of the pact hold— And promptly get doused in water! To which starts a wild game of water fighting, me running and dodging Mammon’s attacks.

   We both laugh and every once in a while, I get another command in: “Stop!” “Back!” “Freeze!”. All only lasts so long before he has control again to spray the water at me! Each time I get a command in, I run around him and point the hose at himself! We are dripping in water by the time I turn off the water again.

   I double over into the damp ground with laughter and soon Mammon joins me in my fit of laughter. His jeans are covered in mud and dirt, much like my own, paired with being soaked through. “You– haha, you don’t laugh– hehe, this often!” He says through his own laughter while looking at me.

   To which I giggle more… I don’t laugh this much. I don’t remember the last time I’ve laughed this hard, with so much raw joy. “I’ve– only been here for a little over a week—! That’s an unfair judgement!” I try to defend… even though he is right.

   He shrugs with another chuckle and for a few minutes, we lay there in the wet grass, in our wet clothes, with bright smiles on our faces. “You have leaves in your hair,” he mentions and reaches out plucking out a stray leaf with another laugh at seeing me so… messy. “Ya should go inside and get cleaned up.”

   “And you?”

   “Nah— I’ll meet ya inside, gotta make sure ALL of the plants got watered. Don’t need Satan yelling at me for tracking mud in the house AND failing the water half the beds when I already forgot yesterday.” Sitting up, he stretches and takes off his wet jacket.

   “Don’t complain when I use all the hot water!” I give a cheeky grin and sprint over to the gate. I reach out to open it, but stop, looking back at where the demon has gone back to watering the plants. Maybe he’s not so bad…. I don’t linger on the thought, walking back to the house. I take my dirty shoes off before walking in and let out a sigh of relief when no one is around to see (or lecture) me in my messy state. Hair is a mess, my clothes as well… memories from long ago flicker in my head as I get ready to clean up. I wish those memories would last a bit longer before flying just out of my reach yet again….

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a writer who writes about taboo subjects doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they write what they write

an artist who draws dark, macabre art doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they draw what they draw

a writer who writes about taboo subjects doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they write what they write

an artist who draws dark, macabre art doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they draw what they draw

a writer who writes about taboo subjects doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they write what they write

an artist who draws dark, macabre art doesn’t owe you any explanation as to why they draw what they draw

hope this helps 🥰

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Oh my gods I was not expecting Wyll to take the lead! Go, Mr. Blade of Frontiers go!! Ah- they'd be so cute together!

Who should Torment romance??

Doing youtude live streams of this boy, Torment:

He is a Dark Urge playthrough and a tiefling fighter, who I think is pretty gay lol. So who should he romance???

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Who should Torment romance??

Doing youtude live streams of this boy, Torment:

He is a Dark Urge playthrough and a tiefling fighter, who I think is pretty gay lol. So who should he romance???

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Young Kyrell: Mummy! Mummy! Did you know dog spelled backwards is god?

Mum: That's right, dear. You're such a clever little kid.

Bhaal speaking through a dog... for some reason: Kill your parents Kyrell.

Young Kyrell: *gasps* I will god!

Kyrell actually doesn't murder thier adoptive parents until they are in their 20s.

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Let's just say: Math skills aren't important in the Temple of Bhaal

Also Shadowheart is horrified at Kyrell’s logic

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V'anilee does not care for Astarion's plans and manipulation

Astarion at the goblin party: So, what happens next?

V'anilee: We keep partying...?

Astarion: Don't pretend you don't understand, I meant sex.

V'anilee realizing he is flirting on her: Between us?? Nothing is going to happen.

Astarion: Ah, come on, I'm sure you felt something between us.

V'anilee: No, I didn't and it is not happening.

Astarion: Fine, I suppose I'll entertain myself then.

Barking up the wrong tree there my vampire spawn. V'anilee is a drow lesbian so you really didn't stand a chance. Still, I've never had him reject me yet.

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Not a warlock, but my Durge is a paladin and was a paladin of Bhaal, obviously. Same thing happened after they rejected Bhaal, they made a new oath to Withers. So, they are basically a paladin of Withers/Jergal :3

Durge HCs (with appearances from Gortash)

Some hc rotating in my brain about my durge but I'm too lazy to write fics rn so this is my outlet

The Dark Urge and Gortash learned how to ballroom dance together. Gortash knew he was going to take over Baldur's Gate and figured he should know how to dance like the rich do (he's the kinda guy who believes in dressing for the job you want). So, he decides to teach himself and Durge too since he wants to rule with them. It was clumsy, messy, and got a little violent, bloody, and even erotic at times.

Gortash also made Durge do some other proper society training. Obviously, Durge wasn't built for proper society but Gortash dreamed of it and now thay dream included Durge. So, he made them also learn what fork to use for when (the beast and belle dinner scene frfr) and posture training. Durge hated this very much. They threatened Gortash life many times and many fork were stabbed into hands.

I refuse to believe that Gortash doesn't know how to lace his shirt. Therefore, I've decided that durge used to lace them that way because they were always dressed by their followers so they didn't know how. And now Gortash keeps it that way.

I 100% think that Gortash is obsessed with money and appearing rich. He buys gaudy expensive clothes but doesn't know how to wear them or the current trends because he didn't grow up rich. So, he looks kinda silly with his ugly red shoes and anxiety robe but no one dares make fun of him for it.

And because he cared about clothes and presentation he would buy Durge a lot of clothes that durge probably never wore.

Durge probably went to the shoe store Gortash's parents own when they were a kid before becoming the dark urge.

Orin and Durge are kinda like Zuko and Azula to me. Like even though they're both kinda fucked up inside and hate each other, they're still siblings. They probably had dumb arguments as teens like normal siblings but a little bloodier. And they probably braided each other hair and cared for one enough without admitted it was that. I wish so badly their could be an ending with Orin with a redeemed Durge like their was with Zuko and Azula.

Kinda fucked up but I wouldn't put it past them, Orin and Gortash hooked up after the Durge was taken. Buuut Orin would be shapeshifted into Durge for Gortash. Additionally, Orin used the Durge form to mess with Gortash just for fun.

Redeemed Durge HCs

The general public does not know about Durge being from Bhaal's temple and kinda being the cause of it all. Except for Duke Ravengard (if alive). Which makes it really awkward for a Durge romancing Wyll because his father is so clearly scared of Durge. They feel bad and they're trying to calm him but he's definitely resents them a little.

Durge probably killed Gortash's parents after the whole saving the world thing in the good ending. Like this might be a redeemed durge but they still killed them cause they still felt bad for Gortash and his parents sucked.

Durge made a memorial for Orin, Gortash, and Ketheric. Maybe they even added The Dark Urge too, just to remind themselves that's not who they are anymore.

If Durge is a warlock then original their patron is Bhaal but after they reject him Withers is their new patron.

Since they're kinda the hero of Baldur's Gate now, Durge was forced to do a bunch of public appearances and go to fancy parties and balls. Unfortunately, they've forgotten everything that Gortash taught them before about being in the upper crust so Durge is totally lost and feels like a rabid wolf in a bowtie. However, the gang helps them where they can. Primarily, Wyll and Astarion. Lae'zel offers advice but it's never any good...

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Angst idea where documents and knowledge slip out on the actual involvement of Kyrell and the plot of the Absolute. And that one of the famed is reformed Bhaalspawn. Now, there are some bring to question if it is safe to let them and specifically their child, who could still be influenced by Bhaal, to live in the city. Or, on the extreme end, some question if the child should be left to love at all.