thislittleoneiscurious

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I'm the type to learn a language to read a story.

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My MC is OP and that's all I care~

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When Tadashi blushed to Adam calling him a dog, I finally gave up telling myself this is a sports anime and not a yaOi SM slow burn erotica.

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Japan's Anime, Korea's Manhwa, China's Novels. The rest can scram!

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If Mahito-san bad, why Mahito-san hot?

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So apparantly they call those who like and relate to fictional characters as 'Kinnies'. Hello, I am a Kinnie. Nice to meet you :))

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Imagine.... Studying

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Every day I suffer knowing I do not exist in the same world as Ushijima Wakatoshi.

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If my parents ever know what I do on the Internet, I will be homeless. 

Just kidding, I am as transparent as I can be after adapting to the Societal/feudalistic restrictions of my culture. For example, My Mom knows and understands I love Mo Dao Zu Shi so much I’ve seen it in all the versions it comes and that my wallpaper is Hanguang-jun holding Yiling Laozu’s hands BUT has no idea it is a danmei/BL. Luckily my grades make up for the hole in my brain and social media, fangirling over real-life people, bloggers and influencers, soap operas, movies and them all pisses me off every. single. time. My Mom praises me for being a model daughter hehe and I am here simping over fictional characters, lost in this endless abyss of fantasy and nothingness. You see why I am bothered? Anyway, what do you think of Mo Dao Zu Shi?

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Make do ideas for high school projects and assignment in this pandeMisery year.

I was suffering with the sudden dump of projects on my head and reached out to here for what the netizens think. What can you do with your teammates thousand miles apart? Especially for Physics, Chemistry, well actually every subjects. But maybe because Imma newbie, I couldn’t find the trace of a dog wink. So I decided to include some ideas my class came up with. (Hehe I happen to be the Class Leader [It’s a thing in Indian classrooms, I don’t get the hype, I thought we become democrats?), the only advantage is that you get the novelty of all these school stuff. Sorry classmates, this is for the greater good.]

Btw, this is most applicable for Indian high school sufferers in the CBSE system where they come up with colourful but often catastrophic ideas to humour us. (Art integrated project, sister this is the reason for my mental decline) 

1. The ever so easy Power Point Presentation - Split them works, put them together, record it and make your lives easier. Ain’t no way you are gonna present it from cute little boxes on your google meet/whatever without being pissed off cause that one classmate in the Antarctica with ‘heavens, show mercy’ wifi couldn’t hear you. We have a special breed of classmates known as the ‘I’m not in the same world as you are’ classmate. It’s me, I am the ‘I’m not in the same world as you are’ classmate. We tend to blame it on the poor wifi, play for keeps, mute the speaker, ‘who you bruh?’ and ‘Leave me alone Stacy’ everyone.

2. Video Role play - (no, if you think of what I though of ‘role play’, we need saving, internet, what have you done to us?) The Pig teammates exist, the good teammates will try their best to perform, the nice teammates edit and the legends of the group write the script, y’all know how this works. Find a similar background, record, put it together and screen share, thus ending the misery of waiting for someone to recite their lines thus ending the awkward ‘who am I, where am I’ scenario. One of the good teammates of mine is cosplaying, sis I’ll worship you if you did.

3. Talk show - like role play but make it a coincidence, all natural and casual look. My friends did it on ‘Whether laws work in India’ and dude, it left us on wheeeezee for three days straight. (Extra: Praise heavens, in India, you can be a doctor, an engineer or a family disappointment)

4. Model Making - Science people, this is our easy fix! wanna talk about Fluids? bruh i’ll show you how ships float! You say Hexasodium Hexametaphosphate? here’s a cute lil ball and straw model. Even my pig teammate made this with some m&m’s (Do not miss out on this excuse to sneak in some candies!!!). You can use Clay, some sticky flour mix (go organic brother), all types of sweet tiny candies and them stuffs. I mean, flip through that holy chemistry book of yours that now successfully collected hundred layers of dust. Show them some love.

5. Posters - how you ask? let’s say you wanna do something on ‘Twinkling Star’, your Master Picasso can draw the sun, he a star too. Kind sir Socrates can pen down a poem about the blinding light and Mister Dickens can write a ‘See through ceiling to watch the stars’ essay. All the great literary prodigies that mastered the art of internet can give out snippets. (pig teammates? Ma’am I am the face of the new era) Anyway, put this together with a photoshoot tool and make it look like y’all are not separated by the 100 mountains and 7 oceans.

6. Comic strips - If you have been a netizen for years without knowing what them comics, mangas and anime are, sir you are doing life wrong. Weebs, sympathise! Anyway, you don’t have to create a ‘Demon Slayer’ series or draw a seggy Gojou Satoru (Simping? I am simping, you are simping hehe). You know, them circles and 5 stick limbs hangman would do! Here you have to be creative if you want to be looked at with respect (RESPECT, POWER, BANANA! ...BANANA!) . Please don’t be that average Cathy who steals others’ work and not give credits. 

7. Demonstration video - say you wanna explain some simple concepts like laws of motion, do an experiment. My amazing teacher did that ‘drop and throw the ball simultaneously and voila! it reaches the ground at the same time too because horizontal velocity doesn’t affect vertical motion’ and stuff. Split the work and edit dude. There is the ‘Candle, glass and water’ kindergarten experiment that actually is related to PV=nRT and stuff. 

8. Document containing random drawings, writings, photographs and all that makes you look you know what’s going on and you are doing a marvellous job at it.

9. Performance - Say unlike me, you like to dance, act and sing, go for it. Hmm, you have centre of mass concept in physics, dance ballet while your nice teammates explain it and all that. Sing a song about TCA cycle and how ‘why do I deserve this pain’ it is. Act out what happens in a Replacement reaction, eg. how Iron mercilessly wrecked Copper Sulphate’s ionic relationship. (make it dramatic and fun so your ‘I’m not in the same world as you are’ classmate can have some fun as well.)

10. I will never do this but a prim and proper research will do. With hypothesis and participants them bois. I did an individual research with 50 of my reliable and inner circle friends exclusively during pandeMisery. Guess what, we all are going to hell after graduation. Freaking dummies, we be spending an average of 6.3 hours online doing dumbest of things, like this post for example. 6.3 hours, average among 50 people, India’s gonna have 50 blind people in another 50 years for sure. I’ll be the first probably. Research is hella deep, for reference, find chapter 2 of NCERT class 11 psychology.

Thats it for now my dear reader that read until here. Really, school works are a pain but once you figure this, you will have real fun. Don’t be stressed as my classmates. In a year or so, you won’t remember this anyway. if something ain’t important in 10 years down the line, it ain’t important now too ;p that’s what I tell myself. 

I am evidently not a native english speaker, but I said what i wanted to say. multilingual people, is your brain like this too? mentally google translating on its own?

If there is another clueless but curious ‘me’, I hope you see this and cut some stress out <3

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Imagine having pig teammates for a group project worth 20% of your grade.

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I realised I have a great potential to be a weeb but heavens said 'you think you have time?' like girl sit the hell down and suffer like the rest of you do. Yes, I am crying.

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Woke up at 10ish am for a class that ended 5 minutes ago. Anyway, let's talk about how--

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[purely fictional, you know it, I know it] There's that dude from 50 shades, also that bj MD, and all those masters taming wild kitties but can any of them match He Tian's oppressive tyrant energy? Like he is so gentle and harmless but you know he is a crouching tiger greedily watching his prey? Like he has this hypnotic eyes makes me wanna worship him as well as get the hell away? He spews honey and finishes with a cool kick to hospital? What same dynamic? He tian is such a top power generator. MGS is a super mend 0 who is insecure with his guards all up. Only a closeted crazy bastard like He tian can tame him okay? You know he will never change the way he is, he will be a crazy mafia boy for how long 19 day goes. And I'm there only for this side couple. It's just me, no offence.