#“…oh”

[tales-of-a-puppeteer]

Analog horror idea!!!

Ok so basically This is based off the stargate project, but its if it worked !! Only one of the soldiers could use the psychic abilities and saw something she shouldn’t have , going insane in the process and going missing! Around that time a little horoscope hotline propped up, and got super popular for some reason.. most who talk about it talk about how scarily accurate it was, even predicting deaths of friends and family members and exactly how they died. Soon it became a whole thing, but nobody could figure out who this “shadvi sanders” guru girl is, or how she knew these things. It’s gonna be a compilation of audio files and calls, as well as some on TV commercials that nobody knows how they got on air and stuff!!

Earlier concept

Realistic Shadvi from edited photo (NOT FINAL)

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[nikoisme]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[smashorpassgilf]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

[that-sweet-jester]

shimmer family being silly

[nicomoon69]

the song made me giggle a lil as a trans guy

[willgrahamscock]

when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing

[lightyakami]

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

[justatallstick]

i’m literally going to end it all

[skipppppy]