#zolu incorrect quotes

[onepiecehiperfixation]

Luffy: That's the plan. Rule the world. You and me. Anyday! Zoro*spaced out* Luffy: Love your hair... Zoro*going back*: huh? Luffy: Nothing, nothing. i.. I... Love the air.

[bitchapalooza]

Nami: So how long have you known each other?

Zoro and Luffy: Three hours. Why?

Nami: N-no reason….

Zoro and Luffy:

[andaniellight]

An interviewer: What kind of a person you're attracted to, Roronoa Zoro?

Zoro, solemnly: My captain, Luffy.

The same interviewer (whistles): And how about you, Trafalgar Law? What kind of a person you're attracted to?

Law, still pissed because Wano: Zoro's captain, Luffy.

Zoro: HEY- 💢

[lonelysatoru]

in celebration of me making it to timeskip, here’s some quick fishman island tweets

[just1more-fangirl]

Zoro: I thought I might stay over tonight. Luffy: Why? Zoro: Because we're boyfriends. Luffy: To do what? [pause] Zoro: I'm actually not sure.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

4

Sanji : Did Zoro just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Nami & Usopp : Yeah, he did.

Sanji : And did I just do finger guns back?

Luffy : Yeah, you did!

[foolilazuli]

Zoro: Back off, bitch. No one touches my tits

Zoro: Except for my captain

Zoro: And maybe the cook if he’s been good

[brainyxbat]

Zoro: Ugh, I'm so bored.

Luffy: Ooh, why don't we play "Question-Answer"?

Zoro: What's that?

Luffy: A game I learned at Foosha Village. I ask you a question, and then you answer; and then you ask me a question, and I answer. And we just keep going.

Zoro:

Zoro: That's called a conversation.

[multifandomnonsense]

Luffy: Guys! I have an announcement! Zoro and I are dating

Nami: we've all known for the last two years. you two are inseparable

Zoro: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks!

Usopp: Then what the hell were you doing before that?

[onepiecehiperfixation]

Nami: We need to talk about money. You two start talking *silence* *usopp and Luffy look at eachother* Usopp: Well that wave didn't break the porch swing of the sunny! Luffy Did! He wanted to see how fast it would go. Luffy: Hey! Usopp hasn't been developing new weapons, he just borrows your money to continue his collection of masks! He's been doing it for A YEAR. Usopp: Luffy and Zoro are doing IT! Luffy: Usopp and Sanji got married in Saboady drunk! And got divorced AGAIN! Like Skypeaa.... *Nami pale* Franky *stepping in*: I LOVE NICO ROBIN! Sanji*sad*: I wasn't supposed to put beef on the triffle... Chopper*holding into Nico Robin leg*: I wanna go! Nami: That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.

[supernovayuko]

What she expected tbh

[bitchapalooza]

Nami: First kiss GO!

Luffy: Zoro:

Nami: A kiss on the cheek and CPR doesn’t count.

Zoro: It does if it strokes my ego enough.

[kicsisziv22]

Nami: I wish I could take this puppy home, but we don't have enough space for him.

Luffy: I'll take him!

Nami: U sure? I don't think Garp would be happy bout it.

Luffy: No worries, it's fine. If I can sneak Zoro in night after night without him waking up, I can take this puppy with me.

Nami: What?

Luffy: What?

[just1more-fangirl]

Zoro: Hey. Luffy: How'd you find me? Zoro: This is where we came the night I won our bet and you fell in love with me. Luffy: Zoro. Zoro: The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

3

Franky : How the hell did you crash the Sunny?!

Zoro : So I was just driving today, right? And Nami told me to go straight.

Zoro : I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Jinbe :

Brook : fair.

Luffy, with a proud smile : And THAT'S who I'm in love with, everyone!

Straw hat minus Chopper Zoro and Luffy : Us too!

[foolilazuli]

Zoro: Please tell me I didn’t get so drunk, I declared Luffy as my husband

Nami: I would, but then I’d be lying to the future Queen of Pirates