#zhanna x pauling

[cyantt-does-stuff]

Chart made by @peachdalewd on Twitter.

I don't really ship the big ships, which is a first for me. I see most of the mercs as just friends, only a few do I actually ship together.

And this.

[nes-meshno]

HI! idk if you’re still taking requests and its alright if not i just wanted to come here and say i love your drawings so so much !!!!!! they way you draw demo in specific is so special and awesome i love him. also thank u for making demosollyzhanna art because i never ever see that ship and its always fantastic.

ok if you need requests heres some ideas!!!!!!

- zhannapauling … i love that ship but i never see it ☹️

- trucksnvans (demo and sniper) i love that ship and i think it would work really well in ur style!!

- engiespy!! my friend really likes this ship

- non-ship suggestion : heavy giving archimedes a little scritch!!

ok thats all, dont feel like you have to all or any of these but i just thought i would send them in anyway !!

hello!!! zhannapauling is here. although i think of them as friends (and pauling totally had a crush on zhanna) i like that ship, dynamic is awesome..... VERY DISSAPOINTING THAT THERES NOT A LOT OF CONTENT WITH THEM!!!!!

i'll draw your other reqests some time later, gammagoop (i think i'll tag you dont worry) <З

[solid-white]

Tf2 details that a lot of people get wrong:

Demoman is most likely under 30, making him either the third or second youngest out of the cast. I GET IT. YOU CAN ALL STOP TELLING ME HE'S "not actually under 30" IM TALKING ABOUT THIS COMIC ISSUE AND THE GRAVEL WARS. NOT THE ACTUAL FULL COMIC SERIES WHERE IT TAKES PLACE 5 YEARS AFTER.

Scout can drive. He even has that taunt where he drives that little scooter.

Snipers glasses were likely given to him by his dad.

Engineer is NOT the most """sane""" of the mercs, that actually goes to Heavy. He has a severe God complex (line: "I am a GOD!") And cut off his arm cuz why not. He also has green eyes, not blue.

Medic is terrible at naming things. I just think this has a lot of potential for jokes.

Pyro is completely aware they're setting stuff on fire, they just like wearing their mask. They also aren't a kid despite how Miss Pauling talks to them.

Spy isn't as professional as people think. He takes 7 seconds to piss on a wall, and Miss Pauling tells him to wash his mask since he never takes it off.

Soldier WAS "racist" (I really don't know how to describe the term here) until he met Zhanna.

Finally, Heavy. I don't even need to explain anything. His entire CHARACTER is always mischaracterized to be Medic's alpha boyfriend. He's arguably the most caring one out of the mercs.

[lenny-link]

Magma collab with my AMAZING friend @homkamiro ‼️‼️

[donethatbeforelong]

No one asked but here ya go, my ships ranked (with exception from the threesomes)

[zigzaz]

Zhanna… I dont think she wants your man…

[cause0fchaos]

Alr heres my TF2 ships that I like / am uncomfortable with because nobody asked 🤩

Now the thing with me is that I'm am NOT a multi shipper, if I like one ship the most, then that is the one I'm going to be sticking with, every other ship just becomes 'meh' to me. It's also just a matter that I really dont see any dynamics between other characters once I already have one ship.

My favorite Ships:

Heavy x Medic Ofc. Also any other variation of Heavmedic (bluexblue, emesis blu, ect just as long as it isnt Red x Blue)

Engie x Spy (I also like Red x Red, Blue x Blue but mainly Red engie and Blue spy because I like the Red Spyma ship as well. And Blue Engie and Spy because of Little Pootis)

Soilder x Zhanna (God they are so cute, only straight ship I support ong /j)

Soilder x Demo (Yes.)

Scout x Sniper (They're cute, but not one of my absolute favorites, probably just bc I think scout is odd)

I think that's really it for those ones, As I said I dont have a lot 🤷‍♂️

Now the stuff I'm uncomfortable with.

Scout with really any other merc besides Sniper. Like yea hes a consenting adult, but like I WOULD NOT GET WITH SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER. I also dont see him working well with any of the other mercs, not at all.

Any of the 'cest' ships, Like Medic x Medic ect. This one to me is more personal because I'm am an Identical Twin and I would never get with someone who looks exactly like me. Its just super hella weird to me and makes me squirm.

Pauling with any of the mercs. Like erm, I could see scout but that's one sided. But like my girl is very clearly a lesbian or something and shes far too sophisticated for the other merc's bullshit.

PYRO WITH ANYONE. To me Pyro is Aroace. I also dont see Pyro taking their mask let alone suit off for anyone. Also wasnt some sort of filter attached to their lungs or something idk.

And then ofc the obvious things yk, like.. gross Scout and spy, Icky yuck.

Anyway this isnt any disrespect towards people who do ship any other things, I just dont care for many of them an I'm quite honestly close minded about my ships 🤷‍♂️

[kinos-fortress-2]

straight couples can be funny tho

[mashedbootatoes]

Doodle dump

[honkshoo-zzz]

more whiteboard shenanigans cause i love them smmomuch

[buggieart]

miss pauling!!! so underrated i luv her!

[bruisedkneesdirtysocks]

I need him to die

[jevilowo]

Conceptualising! Plotting! Theorising!

What if in Tf2 comic 7 Olivia summons the Horseless Headless Horseman? I'm pretty sure HHH was supposed to protect the Manns and she is like. The last one left. So.

Helen's debt has sOMETHING to do with the Darling-Mann connection (Redmond, Blutarch and Gray's mother, Bette, was a Darling, as shown on their birth cert), I swear.

My favourite connection theory is "Bette had an affair (cough cough Barnabus was the only one to mourn her cough they totally did it cough cough) and Charles was the result of that", which would make Charles technically a Mann and technically eligible to inherit Mann Co.

He would have no qualms on JAGUAR ATTACKing Olivia and this is where my favourite boy HHH comes in FIGHT TO THE DEATH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!

Meanwhile the mercs are having a kickass party to celebrate the events of comics 1-6. Heavy and Medic are making out sloppy style in one corner. Soldier and Zhanna are doing the same in another. Scout's Ma is here and both Spy and Pauling (she deserves a positive interaction with another woman damnit!!) are frothing at the mouth. Scout is doing the Shinji pose.

Dell is haunted by visions (Fred is alive probably). Pyro will not let go of him. Everyone who hasn't died yet gets to, as a little treat. Probably because of the aforementioned jaguars.

Cmedic shows up because that is a whole thing that hasn't been referenced yet. Maybe he is Charles. That would be deranged idk why I typed that. Saxton and Mags are making out in yet another corner.

Chell and Gordon show up. Gman says some shit like wake up and smell the jarate mister freeman and they all get jarated and Kleiners stupid teleporter brings them back.

The comic ends with HHH adopting Olivia because they both deserve nice things. They bond over a shared enjoyment of Running A Business. Merasmus shows up for three seconds to yell at Soldier for killing the beatles or some shit. I personally hit Gaben in the face. The end.

[auxiliary-support]

Hello!!!

I'm a TF2 blog that really wants to get into the fandom :3 I want to write x reader teensy bits for everyone else while also sometimes gushing about my love for the mercs (as well as share my own)

I will write for every merc, as well as Ms. Pauling, Saxton Hale, and others of the sort. I will also take questions as them! This may eventually turn into a roleplay blog, I dont know yet.

[pinniepon]

Soldier and Zhanna

Sam and Frodo

Meridia and the dragon born (holding the beacon)

Pyro and miss Pauling

Kerfur (mad) and Meatball

James and Jessie

Soldier and Merasmus

[tf2shipswag]

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