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#jaguar#jaguar mark 2#customized#moded#power#speed#torque#muscle cars#great british bake off#zero engineering#grey#beauty#wheels#ian callum#jaguar mk2#restored#straight six engine
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✌🏽😎🦅
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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artstuff
#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress two#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#tf2 sniper#tf2 saxton hale#saxton x engineer#i fear theres near to zero content of saxgineer which is so sad#engiespy#napoleon complex#trucks n vans#i tuink#im not sure#tf2 fanart#my art#some of these are old
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My roommates keep stealing my tools because they don't have any, so I'm curious
#random rose rambles#popular post#polls#tool box#tool set#adulting#it's just so weird to me#that my engineering roommates have ZERO tools between them#they keep stealing my stuff. which is fine#most of the stuff is for the good of the house. and i'm not using it 24/7 anyways#but one specifically was like 'why don't you have xyz? everyone should have that'#and I was like 'bro you don't have anything. what do you MEAN'#like I got a tool bag in high school#it's not the highest quality stuff but it all works
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Lancia Stratos Zero, 1970, by Bertone. Designed by Marcello Gandini using a mid-mounted Lancia narrow angle V4 engine. It was was first shown to the public at the Turin Motor Show in 1970
#Lancia#Bertone#Lancia Stratos Zero#Lancia Stratos#concept#prototype#design study#1970#V4#mid-engine#Marcello Gandini#Turin Motor Show
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A sketch of a Combine Suppressor cause they're goober to me
#half life#half-life#half life alyx#HL:A#Combine suppressor#half life combine#blood tw#shmorps art#They look so goofy and I love them for it#Just little guys (Bio-engineered war machines with zero empathy for human life)
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The engis n spys
#hello tumblr i have absolutely zero idea what i am doing#im too dumb for this place really#anywayyysss first post#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 sfm#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#engiespy#tf2 engiespy#practical espionage
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This game hates me
ZZZ:Here’s an S Rank
Me:Is it an electric character?
ZZZ: Grace W Engine.
Me:Man that would be nice if you gave me her, or any S Rank I don’t have. That’s a three out of six chance on characters.
ZZZHere’s another S Rank
Me:…..
ZZZ:C2 Lycaon.
Me:Six different options and you keep handing me the same one. Am I just not allowed to comfortably fight robots? Is that too much to ask?
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"It was at this point, Captain Zero and I were turned into tugs. Out of all things, it was the very thing we commanded... Ironic, is it?"
Inspired by this idea from @mintydeluxes-blog about Sir Topham Hat as a train, and I want to spin that idea about Captain Star & Captain Zero turned into tugs (under the names Anthony & Zcaramuccia, which their fleets don't recognized).
Star was the not enthusiastic about this predicament, but was willing to put up with it.
Zero on the other hand…
He's taken it bad, and he's very pissed about it.
Ooooh boy, this would be a humbling experience for them...
Also to mintydeluxes-blog, if you're feeling uncomfortable being tagged please let me know! ^^
#this is tugs#tugs enginized#shitpost#tugs captain star#tugs captain zero#and doubled pissed with the stupid shenanigans his tugs do behind his back#how do you like that zero! I turned you into a boat you idiot!#lunarfeat's art
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@majorproblems77
BEHOLD. DAS BRUDERS
I cannot break the number one rule of Star Wars and post them separately. So here they are together, as it should be :D
Featuring: A totally-normal-looking Fives and Actual Ray Of Sunshine Cadet Echo, with whom I had to get creative while shading XD
Enjoy!!!
(part of this game)
hey! if you enjoy my work, please reblog it :)
#okay so the LINEART for fives might in fact be the best drawing i've ever done of him#but#the coloring. was. uh. DIFFICULT.#he's very green. as you can see XDDDDD#echo gave me zero problems except that he looked too Young and i couldn't figure out how to fix that so i just rolled with it#and went cadet-era#astute observers will see that echo's number is a bit mashed together. this is because apparently he had TWO SEPARATE numbers#at one point or another#and i was like. why would they change it. so i just welded them together like some kind of mad engineer and went with it#i kept his current canon number of 1409 but apparently his other number had a 21 prefix- which i kept cause it went with fives's 27 prefix#and in my mind. they have the prefixes cause they're twins. anyway canon can be whatever i want thank you and goodnight#star wars#star wars the clone wars#the clone wars#fives#echo#arc trooper fives#arc trooper echo#look at me. being a big girl and doing big girl things (tagging my posts properly)#expression game
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Assorted doodles (the guy in the last pic is X2-Zero from the 1964 Stingray series disguised as a groupie from the episode Titan Goes Pop. I found about him from The Animated Peter Lorre, he's a Peter Parody)
Please look at this, too:
This is from Operation Olive Branch. Low on funds: $5,404 / $58,098 �� 9% . Latest update under the cut
From December 4th,
"Dear Supporters,
From the depths of my heart, I want to express my endless gratitude to each and every one of you who has generously supported my family and me during these incredibly challenging times in Gaza. Your kindness has been a beacon of hope amidst the darkness we face daily.
As winter sets in, the harsh cold amplifies our struggles. We are in urgent need of essential supplies to endure these difficult months, especially with the added hardships of my father's injury, my mother's illness, and the needs of my little sister, Sarah.
Sarah, with her pure and hopeful heart, has a special message for you all:
"I love you so much, even though I’ve never met you. Your kindness gives me hope that one day I’ll overcome this pain. I dream of the day I can thank you face-to-face. You’ve given me strength to hold on, and I wish you all the luck and happiness in the world."
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With deepest gratitude and hope,
Adham"
#artists on tumblr#boost post#vetted#canada#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedghog fanart#robotnik Junior#johnny#snively robotnik#dr robotnik#sonic underground#archie sonic#thomas and friends#ttte#thomas and the magic railroad#lady Thomas the tank engine#cats#stingray#stingray 1964#peter lorre#peter parody#x 2 zero#special agent x 2 zero#cat trains#thomas the tank engine#lady#low on funds
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very tempted to design a humanized al-an, not as if it were a human au, but as if he needed to sneak his way into alterra space or something and so he full-metal-alchemisted himself a human vessel who is very normal yessiree.
weird mannerisms? oh, he'd been another survivor stranded on 4546b for a while, it's been a very long time since he's interacted with another hu- person, sorry.
strangely distant emotionally? he'd never been neurotypical, but the head trauma from the crash and the regular trauma of isolation could've definitely done a number.
can't balance on his own two feet? sector zero was so cold he'd opted to spend his many years on the planet completely underwater, so his inner ears might be a little messed up from the pressure. sometimes he wishes he wasn't a bipedal creature, haha!
just picturing robin thinking "his disguise fucking sucks and we are going to get killed /reference" and good ol Alan Manning, structural and civil engineer, just blending right in as just a somewhat eccentric guy using just the knowledge of how humans think from his time in robin's head, and it just Works because humans are so odd anyways that it seems perfectly plausible for him to just be Like That.
#pheb speaks#subnautica#subnautica below zero#al an#robin ayou#please appreciate structural and civil engineer joke. please. i am laughing so hard at it#he's an engineer of buildings and transportation and the like. so he's a. he's an ar
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Sometimes I remember that I have free will - I can make killerwatt autistic coded in my fanfics. I can give Electra heart problems, I can make Wrench a tragic lesbian, I can make Joule adhd coded, I can make Volta/Zero trans... I can do whatever I want, and no one can stop me.
#killerwatt the security truck#stex killerwatt#his special interest is weaponry#he likes to take guns apart and put them back together#electra starlight express#electra the electric engine#electra the engine of the future#wrench the repair truck#stex wrench#joule the dynamite truck#stex joule#volta the freezer truck#zero the freezer truck#stex volta#stex zero#Electric polycule#starlight express
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between Dread continuing from a game on GBA (and really every game prior to that too) and Prime 4 continuing from 2 games on GameCube and Original DS, Metroid has the longest narrative endurance of any multi-creator series I've ever seen. Threads left in stasis decades ago when the series was shelved picked right back up once development resumes—an entire generation of developers later—like nothing ever happened
#metroid#time to play Hunters#I literally wrote like 2 months ago “if they do this right Sylux will be a series household name the same way Dread is now”#theyre doing it#honestly footage they showed looks like absolute garbage though.#utterly unevolved gameplay with worse graphics and animation than Prime Remastered#hopefully it's an extremely alpha engine version with overdeveloped visuals for a teaser.#pray it's another dread/luigis mansion 3/fe echoes scenario where the barebones trailer footage doesnt do the real game justice#currently a Prime Remastered romhack would look and play better than what they showed#and shots STILL dont even cast light. How are you supposed to have immersive environmental atmospherics without dynamic lighting#the Gamecube games UNDERSTOOD that. N64 GAMES UNDERSTOOD THAT#bloom and 4k rendering fog haze doesnt do anything but dilute atmosphere. clarity is what makes graphical engines feel rich#anyways samus' Prime 4 suit design is Peak. THATS Samus. not this form fitting “Zero Suit+Armor” early game bs from the new 2Ds (love u)#ALSO METROIDS ACTUALLY BEING DEPLOYED AS WEAPONS [homer rain gif]
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