#zam tag

[softichill]

A zombie and a dead little girl for halloween

[nicoandindy]

no minecraft youtuber is completely straight, like clownpierce ? branzy. evbo ? seawatt. keralis ? sausage, vintage beef, xbcrafted everyone else on on hermitcraft. princezam ? bisexual according to his streak today when he said he took a gay test and it said bi. grian ? scar. bdubs ? etho and impulse. tango ? jimmy. scott/smajor ? jimmy (ontop of being just actually gay). ren ? well ren is ren. pangi ? a lil homo. derapchu ? FIRMLY LOCKED IN THE CLOSET, NOT COMING OUT.

the only exception i can think of is skizzleman and lizzie (these are now disproven)

add your own thoughts and additions

[chamoemileclown]

when i'm in a beautiful princess competition and my opponents are foolish gamer's daughters

[hoolyelina]

guess whos entire s6 vod catalogue i just finished watching ^o^

[atmonie]

welcome to queerbait smp.................

[lady-hibiscus]

(in)correct lifesteal quotes

-> pt. 2

[alleyesony0u]

evbo wakes up in pvp civilization remembering only three things — his name, his age, and his birthday. he knows it’s some… vague date. he tries to keep track of his days in his home. he is turning fifteen in a few months, after all. wouldn’t want to miss the big one five.

he tries to keep track of the days in his cell too. markings scraped on the walls that tell him time has passed. too much time. one day he wakes up with a horrible feeling of dread deep in his gut. like a black hole. when he goes to mark the day on the wall, it takes him a moment to register the fact that it’s his birthday. congrats kid. you’re fifteen now. do you like chocolate or vanilla? buttercream or fondant? a year from now you can get that car you wanted. for now, how about that exciting new video game or a pair of new kicks?

happy birthday, kid. they’re opening up the door now with shiny blades and prayers. or shiny blades and looks of cruel glee. do you really think they care? do you think when your blood stains the crevices of all the tiny markings on your wall they look at it and think, happy birthday kid, you’re fifteen?

happy birthday, kid. you’re still waking up with a gasp and a new scar, morphing into all the old ones on your skin. that pillow is comfortable, maybe you lay there for a while and dream. not the best present in the world but it’s better than nothing, no?

happy birthday, kid. the guard coming to collect you is the better one, even with all his sneers and insults. he leads you to the red gate and wishes you luck and when you turn to look at him and say “it’s my birthday today. i’m fifteen.” his mask will slip and he will look upon the wobbly kneed calf in horror as the stone door grinds shut behind you.

happy birthday, kid. you’ve died again and the guard coming to collect you is the worse one. he shoves you forward and his patience is tick tick ticking. you could tell him it’s your birthday today, but that wouldn’t change much. birthdays don’t divert destinies.

happy birthday, kid. you’re sitting in your own gore but you’ve managed to snatch a flint and steel at one of your respawns and a twig from one of the trees you pass by on your way down. you light the twig with the flame and it is warm. and it is light. and your cell is so very cold and dark. you close your eyes and make a wish. or two. or three. i want to save tabi. i want to go home. i don’t want to die.

you blow out your makeshift candle and the cell is cold and dark again. not for long though, because the door opens again and your blood spatters on the walls and floors. again. happy birthday, kid. you’re fifteen. remember what you were born for.

and as the day dwindles to its close, a man adorning a golden crown, dressed in yellow opens the door. he says, “fifteen, huh?”

and you ask, “you know my birthday?”

and he says, “of course i do. it’s just practical.”

[manticorecure]

fuzam? zamrina? close enough....... anyway you can close your eyes and imagine this as normal ouji fashion zam if you ignore the furina de fontaine jumpscare in the bg

alternative purple outfit under the cut

[nevervoterfrauded]

i made a zam design!!!!!!

[mikaikaika]

Zam learns about the two badboyhalo chairs

[lullambre]

oh dove you won't draw tr!zam the day she drops..... okay so I might've drawn tr!zam the day she dropped.... hashtag, the people's princess! according to my boyfriend (she doesn't watch mc SMP content bruh)

something something, zampili, smth stmh, zamocha,,, smth smth... uhm.... lambchop duo.. new name just dropped they are lambs to the slaughter guys she's gonna get reset soon I swear 😭😭😭

gonna yap about my tr!zam design and thoughts abt her under the cut btw

OHHH TR!ZAM immediately she's just like Penelope bruh.... waiting for your husband (ball date aka pili) to come back from presumable death... tr!zam refusing to go with anyone who helped with mocha's death.... and ignoring and rejecting pangi's warnings about him? she loves pili 2 so much chat.....

something about "The Challenge" from Epic the Musical made me go WAIT THIS IS TR!ZAM RN... it's like.... idk something about epic!Penelope is so zam core....

oh and yes she's holding Pili's great axe .... I'm so sad I forgot to color the blood but gg, this is just a wip to put out tonight before work tomorrow morning anywho.... what else... she's a unicorn again!! I love making princezam a little unicorn, except her horns all twisty and twirly because she had to be transported to the realm somehow ... the travel screwed her up vro 💔😞

wellllll.... I hope you like her chat..... lemme know ur thoughts pretty please <3

[chamoemileclown]

my elogies eulogize me

[freakinator]

the unstable boys and the guys they have a totally normal attachment to

[hoolyelina]

attempt at a tr!zam design.. wanted to make it more flexible than a dress but still princess adjacent

[loki-feline]

Traitor Wemmbu PVP Civilization theory goes hard wtf

I think the theorists were really cooking with this they dived in so deep.

This theory has a stranglehold on me

Context:

READ THE FULL THEORY!!!

https://www.tumblr.com/oh-snapperss/776417825127596032/minecraft-but-i-kidnapped-five-people-and-forced?source=share

Also one post I came across:

https://www.tumblr.com/dead-minecraft-fandoms/779040568524324864/written-in-the-stars135-hi-first-off-the?source=share

[chair002]