#zam tag

[softichill]

A zombie and a dead little girl for halloween

[nicoandindy]

no minecraft youtuber is completely straight, like clownpierce ? branzy. evbo ? seawatt. keralis ? sausage, vintage beef, xbcrafted everyone else on on hermitcraft. princezam ? bisexual according to his streak today when he said he took a gay test and it said bi. grian ? scar. bdubs ? etho and impulse. tango ? jimmy. scott/smajor ? jimmy (ontop of being just actually gay). ren ? well ren is ren. pangi ? a lil homo. derapchu ? FIRMLY LOCKED IN THE CLOSET, NOT COMING OUT.

the only exception i can think of is skizzleman and lizzie (these are now disproven)

add your own thoughts and additions

[atmonie]

welcome to queerbait smp.................

[chamoemileclown]

my elogies eulogize me

[paddysol]

"i don't want to talk about it."

[lady-hibiscus]

(in)correct lifesteal quotes

-> pt. 2

[bugenjoyer]

oh yes, there is already more

[tomscryingcorner]

If you hate me I think you should kill me / If you can't kill me, then what are you worth?

[alleyesony0u]

evbo wakes up in pvp civilization remembering only three things — his name, his age, and his birthday. he knows it’s some… vague date. he tries to keep track of his days in his home. he is turning fifteen in a few months, after all. wouldn’t want to miss the big one five.

he tries to keep track of the days in his cell too. markings scraped on the walls that tell him time has passed. too much time. one day he wakes up with a horrible feeling of dread deep in his gut. like a black hole. when he goes to mark the day on the wall, it takes him a moment to register the fact that it’s his birthday. congrats kid. you’re fifteen now. do you like chocolate or vanilla? buttercream or fondant? a year from now you can get that car you wanted. for now, how about that exciting new video game or a pair of new kicks?

happy birthday, kid. they’re opening up the door now with shiny blades and prayers. or shiny blades and looks of cruel glee. do you really think they care? do you think when your blood stains the crevices of all the tiny markings on your wall they look at it and think, happy birthday kid, you’re fifteen?

happy birthday, kid. you’re still waking up with a gasp and a new scar, morphing into all the old ones on your skin. that pillow is comfortable, maybe you lay there for a while and dream. not the best present in the world but it’s better than nothing, no?

happy birthday, kid. the guard coming to collect you is the better one, even with all his sneers and insults. he leads you to the red gate and wishes you luck and when you turn to look at him and say “it’s my birthday today. i’m fifteen.” his mask will slip and he will look upon the wobbly kneed calf in horror as the stone door grinds shut behind you.

happy birthday, kid. you’ve died again and the guard coming to collect you is the worse one. he shoves you forward and his patience is tick tick ticking. you could tell him it’s your birthday today, but that wouldn’t change much. birthdays don’t divert destinies.

happy birthday, kid. you’re sitting in your own gore but you’ve managed to snatch a flint and steel at one of your respawns and a twig from one of the trees you pass by on your way down. you light the twig with the flame and it is warm. and it is light. and your cell is so very cold and dark. you close your eyes and make a wish. or two. or three. i want to save tabi. i want to go home. i don’t want to die.

you blow out your makeshift candle and the cell is cold and dark again. not for long though, because the door opens again and your blood spatters on the walls and floors. again. happy birthday, kid. you’re fifteen. remember what you were born for.

and as the day dwindles to its close, a man adorning a golden crown, dressed in yellow opens the door. he says, “fifteen, huh?”

and you ask, “you know my birthday?”

and he says, “of course i do. it’s just practical.”

[freakinator]

the unstable boys and the guys they have a totally normal attachment to

[cupids-carnival]

hi i caught this clip before the tiktok ban so Now i’m sharing it on here because Frankly i think it’s absolutely insane. PrinceZam… When i Catch You. It will Not be pretty…..

transcript:

Zam: Branzy has a cybertruck, he has one. He said, i love— i love the cybertruck, i love the cybertruck, it’s my favorite [..] it’s my favorite car ever, i love it so much. And he has two other cars, and the other ones aren’t very good, yeah.

Zam: And also four wives, yep. Four wives, and he’s in ClownPierce’s prison. And ClownPierce says, “I need to get this man pregnant.” That’s what he says. And Branzy’s just like, “Oh, i love my cybertruck!” That’s what he says.

[ricochetfuel]

"did you mean it when you said you loved me?"

"dear, why would you believe that someone could ever love a weapon like you?"

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god nobody can make me feel normal after imagining conversations that deal with ls!zam. nobody. nope. get away.

nobody said this to zam but i like to imagine things because im occasionally delusional when it comes to devotion duo.

[airystwinsibling]

Slay the Princess except it's the different variations of Prince Zam and you are Mapicc. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[abyssalzones]

lifesteal design sketchessss. mer has been showing me season 5 and it sucks. and yet...it sucks so goodly

[leafatlaw]

Matching Kazam uncertainty screenshots ^_^

[ariaricottoncandy]

complementary's too long, mutiny duo because that's what they do to minutetech✨(and each other) Close ups under the keep reading!