#yummy bread

[charliethinks]

my girl dinner is plain toast.

[ghosteii]

dumps a bunch of fresh baked bread on you and runs off

oh !!! hello !!-

hey wait !!! come back !!!

I CAN'T EAT ALL THIS BY MYSELF

runs after you while munching on some of the bread

[trans-masc-trashpile]

Bread 👍🏻

[flowersprite]

As promised here is the Lord of Bread, with his baguette sword

TIL that the English word “Lord” in the sense of the head of an estate comes from an Old English word of Germanic origins, hlāfweard, later hlāford, later lord. 

Normally I wouldn’t remark on my romps through etymology, but “hlafweard” is a compound of hlaf, or loaf, and weard, which means guardian (see also Ward or Warden, etc). Meaning that when you call someone a lord you are calling him an esteemed keeper of the bread. 

HEY THERE BREADBOX PETER WIMSEY. LOAF GUARD PALPATINE. BREAD CLIP VETINARI. 

Lady also derives from hlaf, but in this case hlafdige or bread kneader. She makes the bread, he monitors it. Women have to do all the work as usual. 

Now, the reason I was looking this up was that I wanted to develop a gender-neutral analogue to lord/lady; there are analogues already out there naturally, but the Shivadh must be different and anyway I didn’t like the ones I’d seen suggested online. 

Given that the origins of Lord and Lady aren’t all that strongly gendered anyway (they’re about what the person does, not what their gender is), I decided that if a woman is a bread-kneader and a man is a bread-guarder, a nonbinary person should be A BREAD EATER, which would be Hlafetan.  

Thus I present to you the gender-neutral analogue to Lord or Lady: Ledan.  

[stickerskingdom]

BBQ bread

[fluffygif]

Elegant luxury

[eat-love-eat]

Bacon & Cheese Rolls with Garlic Butter

[yummyfoooooood]

Cheesy Garlic Bread

[yummycrummy]

[musubiki]

🎂 birthday time 🎂

[ani-bunnie13]

HAPPY ASEXUAL DAY!!!

HERES SOME GARLIC BREAD AND SOUP TO FEED THE MOOTS AND ACES!!!!!!!

you are so loved and appreciated!!

[droplets-of-neptune]

That lady took focaccia art to the next level 🫒🍞

[roocii002]

[toyastales]

Steak & Eggs For Breakfast

[stickerskingdom]

cartoon bear chef foodie sticker set