#yourpalwhale

[saiintvalentiine]

SAIINT. SAIINT. YOU NEED TO WATCH PARROTS VIDEO AT 2:34:18 TO 2:34:33. SAIINT. SAIINT ITS KWW STUFF

?????? HE JUST FUCKING SAYS HES A CLONE AND NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGES IT ????????????

[random-holly]

PARFIES <3 the only guys ever actuually

also follow @yourpalwhale they are the literally the only way i know about these sillies they are so cool

[skylandart]

Chibis #17 Zaiyon!! @yourpalwhale like I promised :3

[ajgrey9647]

@yourpalwhale

Here's a reference for my Coinless Jason. The fan art was made for me by the talented @skyland2703. I believe the comic one is from The Coinless

[piglinmyfeet]

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Ooh I like that idea for how to implement Jimmy into the actual plot, I can imagine him showing up about halfway through the shenanigans and being so confused trying to catch up, as well as desperately trying to find a job so he can get out of there, except nowhere will take him because everything just goes wrong when he's around. Real just some guy energy with that one.

For Skizz, I like that idea, I think it could do with a bit of workshopping and development, but I think I could definitely make that work with the larger plot.

YES please pretty please talk about your historical life series au

So, the setting is roughly late 1900s to early 1910s. Pre-war era England. London to be specific, though I am looking for a specific year to set this in (partly for the sake of character design)

The au contains all members of the life series, but some don't have set roles yet and I'm open to input on those, as well as ideas for characters who already have roles

The central characters are Joel and Scar (and to an extent, Grian), though the story is more from Joel's perspective overall.

Joel is an artist, as a reference to his empires s1. He was raised by his aunt and uncle in Yorkshire, along with his cousin but moved to London at a young age to pursue his career in art.

Scar is an American nouveau riche car manufacturer (a reference to hermitcraft S8) who recently moved to England and is a new patron of Joel's art.

Ren is Scar's old money neighbour who has a suspiciously familiar manservant. Spoiler but Ren is also the legitimate brother of Joel.

Martyn was the second son of an Earl and highly respected officer in the British army, however he died recently. Another spoiler, he faked his death and is disguised as Ren's manservant.

Grian is another neighbour of Scar's, though his family's wealth goes back much less far. Grian grew up with Martyn and Ren but has a deep hatred for the two of them and is determined to find something to ruin their reputation, such as an illegitimate sibling or the truth about a suspicious death.

Gem is an officer in the British army who replaced Martyn after his death. She has been disguised as a man since joining the army and is widely disrespected due to her age, despite how strict she is with the troops, rivalling many other officers.

Etho is an older army officer and the only person who knows Gem's status as he was the one who helped her make her way into the army.

Cleo is Martyns so called widow, making her a dowager. Don't ask why there was so much alcohol at her husbands funeral, a woman may cope however she pleases.

Scott is Cleo's new fiancé after the death of Martyn. He is a bankrupt noble due to a series of bad investments at the hand of his older brother and has agreed to marrying a wealthy dowager (Cleo)

Lizzie is Joel's ex-fiance who went missing a few years ago. Yet another spoiler, she got heavily involved in the suffragette movement (theyre the violent ones, the suffragists were the more peaceful ones) and is on the run from the law and under Cleos protection.

The two with less fleshed out roles at the moment are Jimmy, Joel's cousin he was raised with in Yorkshire, and Mumbo, a mechanic who works for Scar, so they need to be further developed

Then there's Pearl, Impulse, Bdubs, Skizz, BigB are Tango who I honestly have no clue where to fit them in here so please give me ideas 🥺👉👈 i literally love using that sequence of emojis its so silly

Places I took inspiration from for this are: A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder (Musical), The Unexpected Heiress (Visual Novel) and The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue (Book Series)

The last one is set in a completely different time period (1700s), however I took inspiration from it's mystery aspects (this also only applies to the first two books in the series) (it also has no relation to GGLAM, ignore their similar names, and the fact both have main characters who go by Monty)

(By the way, don't expect perfect historical accuracy, this is not the time period I've studied the most extensively. The one I have studied is not really suitable for Minecraft fanfiction, however I am still a history lover.)

[cobble-stone]

hey! don't think about the fact that there's no lives to dictate the colour of your eyes in the afterlife. don't think about etho finally seeing bdubs again. don't think of them finally seeing what eachother *really* look like

ohhh OW- but also, you're so RIGHT-

bdubs is almost scared of etho for a second, seeing the bright red in his injured eye, before realizing that the other doesn't share that red and that the two of them finally escaped the fear of being doomed to go red, the fear of knowing that they were doomed to die. they finally got to rest now.

[writer-room]

I humbly request more of the lost au pretty please

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE

credits to @yourpalwhale for giving me more ideas on the original post

more under the cut

Etho had shifted so far into Single-Player Mode that when he first sees another human being he just freezes like a possum trying to figure out if it should play dead or not. Makes eye contact with Beef in the distance before retreating back to his house like a skittish feral animal. Beef silently set up his house in the distance, only barely visible from Etho's house, and they haven't acknowledged each other since.

He also later found Bdubs wandering about. Managed to get his thoughts in order enough to wave at him before vanishing back into his forest like the cryptid he and most the other Hermits are. Bdubs was questioning the meaning of life and his own sanity for days afterwards, couldn't find Etho or Beef for the life of him.

Nobody ever sees Etho except in quick glances or in the vague distance, really. He's made himself scarce and only talks to people through signs and whatnot. Still isn't completely convinced he's not just hallucinating them.

Joe's the one who finds Xisuma in the Nether while he was trying to collect blaze powder. Xisuma was pacing around inside a room he made in a Nether fortress, quite literally going in circles debating if he should leave or not. Joe watched him for a bit before throwing a blaze rod at his head. Xisuma was so excited to see one of his Hermits again that Joe couldn't get rid of him for hours afterwards. It was sweet, but Joe was kind of working here, Xisuma.

Joe didn't even do any convincing. He just said "alright, headin' back to the Overworld" and Xisuma then kinda started talking out loud about going back up n Joe just Left while he was having a mental turmoil about it. Xisuma eventually strapped on all his best gear and decided to venture out on a Quest to find the rest of his Hermits. He proceeds to immediately get blown up by a creeper.

Tango runs into Iskall first, technically, but thinks he's an alien so he starts doing David Attenborough impressions while following him around. Iskall thinks he's actually losing his mind and starting to hear voices. Tango wanders around and finds a couple other people (Bdubs, Mumbo, etc) and always thinks they're weird aliens and freaks them out for a bit.

Hypno has become One With The Deep Dark. Fears sunlight, stares at people, and has become very attuned with his hearing, smelling, and touch. This is not helped by the fact that Hypno actually has the ability to hypnotize people with his eyes and has accidentally done so on multiple mobs, including a Warden. TFC finds him in one of his strip minds by accident and now Hypno pops up every time he emerges from his home to go mining like a homing beacon, following him around. Does he think TFC needs a protector? Is he just lonely? Is he curious? Who knows! But he adamantly refuses to go anywhere near the surface. TFC doesn't mind the company, Hypno's pretty quiet.

Cub went into full Hardcore Survivor Mode and made an entire base. It looks small and normal enough on the surface, but if you go down you'll see a giant megabase under the water. He's got a Guardian farm, he's Harnessed The Dolphins, he's talking to coconuts, all that stuff. Believes he's the only one alive and makes logs about his days. Has absolutely no idea that if he moved to the right, he'd be able to faintly see Ren and Doc's base in the distance.

Keralis actually did see Ren and Doc's base, just looked up one day and saw it. He stared at it for a bit before immediately turning around and going the other way. He's definitely going to tell everyone there's a haunted tower and to stay far, far away from it.

Cleo's made friends with the endermen and has like 10 pairs of elytra because she has nothing else to do in the End. Probably finding lost civilizations in there or something. Has been waiting for someone to find her in the End so she can immediately shove them into the Void for SO LONG

False left her eagle for TEN MINUTES and when she came back it was trying to eat Zed, who was just trying to study some flowers and instead got lodged in an overgrown birds throat. False easily knocked him out of there and now Zed follows her around because he is terrible at defending himself against the elements and False has everything worked out. Has resigned himself to listening to her talk about trying to find a way off the server to the next MCC for eternity.

Gem and xB accidentally came across each other while Gem was trying to get more cats for her horde. They just kinda stared at each other for a moment before xB slowly set down the ocelot he was holding in front of her so she could tame it. xB has since moved into her base and looks after the cats and farms while she's out making things look pretty.

Wels found Stress first, somehow. It was like one of those typical fantasy movies where he's trudging through the snow and comes across a castle made of ice he takes refuge in, unable to find the owner but at least happy to be out of the blizzard. He tries to eat some of the food on the table before Stress kicks the door in and he immediately slams into like 4 things in his haste to get his sword ready. She let's him hangout at the edges of the arctic.

Wels also happened to find the village where Jevin was, and together they both pissed off the iron golem trying to make more SOS signs for anyone passing through, so Jevin got kicked out. Stress opened her front door to see a puppy-eyed Wels holding a dejected, goopy Jevin in a bucket and asking if they could keep him.

Boatem is divided on what to do when they make it to the surface. Scar and Grian want to set up base and wait for someone to come across them, Mumbo and Impulse want to go searching for others, and Pearl is so happy that the moon is finally normal again that nobody can get her inside when it's night anymore so they had to build her a little glass enclosure so the mobs wouldn't get her. Your honor she is a patron of the moon and she is going to make that everyone elses problem.

It eventually ends in Scar and Grian getting on that building grind while Impulse and Mumbo search the surrounding area, so long they come back before dark. Scar has already made a scam shop. Grian is making a base of operations with no back to it. Pearl's decided to make a giant spyglass. They don't know what they're doing, but Grian is definitely preparing to make another war.

The words "I have an idea" are uttered from Grian and Doc instantly wakes up in a cold sweat, practically across the other side of the world. It Begins

[irys-97]

happy holidays to @yourpalwhale !! heres a ll etho n bdubs drawing :]

[Id: a digital drawing of etho and bdubs in last life. they are drawn in a simplistic style. etho is standing behind bdubs, smiling cheekily with flowers around his head, showing his fiend innocence. he is holding a gift box wrapped in red paper with a yellow ribbon. bdubs is shown from behind with his moss hoodie pulled up so it obscures his face. he appears to be annoyed. both are shown to be on top of their last life base. end id]

thanks to @mcytblrss2021 for putting this together !!

[the-haiku-bot]

Listen I know I

never post but this came to

me in a vision

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Listen I know I never post but this came to me in a vision

[saiintvalentiine]

I'm so crazy about atitk genuinely one of my fav fics I've read in a while and I GOTTA know what you think about parrot calling ken in to help break wifies out. Like if that was in atitk what would kens reaction be....

omg im so happy you liked it so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY. SO. TECHNICALLY. I CAN'T SPEAK MUCH ON THIS BECAUSE IT'S GONNA COME UP. KINDA.

The epilogue is gonna set up how Wifies talks about the whole experience with Ken, and then after there will be an interlude where it's gonna get Developed some more.

I firmly believe that Ken wouldn't really like Parrot that much if we argue that they know each other through Wifies, and that UU!Wifies is also KWW!Wifies, which is my conceit in ttwf. In ttwf canon, that will be the explanation as to why Parrot calls Ken to help; Parrot would be a little bit too suspicious of inviting somebody new in regular UU canon, unless we consider that he would trust Ken because Wifies trusts Ken and speaks highly of him. So even though Parrot very much wants to solve the issue with his own abilities and skills to prove that he would be worthy of having Wifies back, he absolutely would eventually crumble under desperation and that's when he calls Ken.

I tried in widen by one and cat's cradle to establish that Ken doesn't really approve of Wifies doing dangerous things, meanwhile all Parrot does is bring Wifies to trouble. So I think that Ken would use the opportunity of breaking Wifies out of the chunkban with Parrot as a test of whether Parrot can be trusted with his Wifies. Ken absolutely pretends that he has no strong feelings about this, meanwhile the whole time he's like testing Parrot by commenting on like how important this person must be and wow this is so much effort to see just how desperate Parrot is.

Was this kinda what you were thinking of?

[random-holly]

posting here to show off concepts for post-story OC designs 😋☝️ these are my (also @yourpalwhale's) boys Eira and Jenico I love my boys

[ajgrey9647]

@augment-techs A juicy tidbit for you! Thanks for the recommendation to @yourpalwhale

[kipp-your-secrets]

@yourpalwhale you. you get it. bdubs apologising almost by accident, his thoughts getting flooded by vision of stabbing his friend and said friend being soooo confused 😈

hello how are we feeling about bdubs being afraid to step into tangos hermitcraft build and saying sorry for last life and tango answering with its a TOTALLY different world idk what u talking about. CAUSE I FEEL A LOT

[cobble-stone]

cobalt. cobalt hear me out.

How many survivors are there now? What, five? If there's more than one boogyman,,,

Well, let's just say that third time's the charm.

oh you're so right- i completely forgot the boogeyman existed-

i don't know What would happen if etho was chosen- he can't go after grian since grian is also red. i think pearl would definitely be a possible target though, being the only dark green left.

or there's always the possibility he doesn't go after anyone and intentionally lets himself go red so he can finally wreak the havoc that he and bdubs wanted to together (i actually read a fic with that premise earlier today dkdhjdk-)

i personally don't know what's gonna happen but etho getting boogeymen after last session is the Ultimate punch in the face and i'd Love to see it happen

[cobble-stone]

I just think it would be funny if they had no idea the others were there

KDHDJDKEJ- that'd be absolutely amazing. they all just show up there like "oh shit i KNOW that guy"

[cobble-stone]

ITS LATE I SHOULD BE ASLEEP BUT MY BRAIN SAID WHAT IF BDUBS HAD A VILLIAN ARC BEFORE HE DIED. WHAT IF HE BELIEVED GRIAN AND TANGO AND WENT AGAINST ETHO. WH. WHAT IF. WHAT IF BDUBS BRINGS ETHO DOWN TO RED, BUT THEY ARENT TOGETHER

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

OW. I'M GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT THIS. OW. THE "HE LOVES ME" SCENE HURTS SO MUCH WITH THIS.

just. bdubs having gone from "he loves me, he cares," and being so sure about it, then someday the "loves" turns into "loved," until finally bdubs dies by etho's equally red hands and they both realize that the love they held was long dead. and that grian's nihilistic ideas of people only making bonds to survive was correct.