#youre infecting me

[someoctober]

i dont wanna SHOWER 💜

me TOO 💜

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[garpen]

*Jason and Stephanie arguing over something, that devolved to them just calling each other names*

Jason: Gremlin.

Stephanie: Jerk.

Jason: Asshat.

Stephanie: Douche.

Jason: Bitch.

Stephanie: Bitchass.

Jason: Motherfucker.

Stephanie: Bastard.

Jason: Cunt.

Stephanie: Slut.

Jason: Gold digger

Stephanie: Fucking whore.

Jason, having fun at this point, his love language being words of aggression: I hope you know I love you so much you bitchass motherfucker.

Stephanie, also having fun at this point: Love you too you fucking piece of shit.

[juliamccartney]

gentle reminder that it's not too late to get into the habit of wearing masks again 😷

[vellichorom]

you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

hope you feel better soon!

I am riddled with ailments, but I stay silly!

[dustykneed]

so jim got bit by a space mushroom that takes away his impulse control... welcome to daycare on the bridge with his xo and cmo

obviously the salad cat meme is still going strong in the 23rd century because these guys reenact it on a daily basis lmaoo

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "mask off" 🩵💙💛

[demaparbat-hp]

Want to know what I believe? It's right here

Dig a little deeper and it's crystal clear

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(WIP)

[swiftmitsu]

Erm so have some fluff yk. U deserve it

NO

SUNNY

SUNNY.

SUNNY.

WHY.

"Killer never got to say it back."

MY FUCKING HEART???!??!???

im CRYING

THE STUPID NIGHTMARE IN THE MIDDLE ISNT MAKING IT ANY EASIER

I WANT TO THROW HIM AGAINST THE WALL WTF

[notthesaint]

I am so lazy and tired to draw that i used my old art and edited it to explain my horrible idea

I would like to imagine that the infection made nosk horribly drunk and beguiled it's mind which made it think that its own reflection from the pale ore is a potential mate

It explains why the pale ore is in nosk's lair, so basically you killed this poor spider and stole its wife. In my conclusion nosk x pale ore is indeed canon 🪨🤘

"Yes this is a potential mate, I will offer this stalking devout I killed earlier as a gift of my love" **points to a shiny rock**

**sees dirtcraver next to pale ore 6 meters away** "IF YOU TOUCH MY WIFR I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU ALIVE SKREEEEEE"

[ch3rr13zk1n]

Lamperty hfjiONE

I also have multiple alternative versions of this image since i never know which version i like more!! (I have a problem please help)

Like and reblog or i'll force you to like Gnarpy or smth

[otiksimr]

For @avianreptiles

[odetoscavengers]

what was that

@crazysodomite

[just-null]

Fr bro I love your energy! Noritoshi is so pretty and so criminally underrated. Keep up the good work in making more of us lusting publicly for him. You've done amazing job! That boy well-deserved it :)

tysm!! I try to open the eyes of the public to his qualities. join my cult yall, Noritoshi is so good listen to me.

but on the topic of energy, whether you're high or low energy, Noritoshi loves it. the only difference is how he reacts to it.

Let's say you're low energy or prefer subtlety in your affection..

Noritoshi will initiate first! ..after a while... in his own way.... He needs to gather enough courage and collect his thoughts properly, then hes good to go! He prefers more subtle displays of affection too, but if needed he'll be blunt about it. He'll learn to adapt to slightly teasing remarks, going as far as to banter and tease back, moreover he's just very loving. So loving it can be embarrassing from time to time because of how intense the atmosphere can get.. the best way he can be described here is princely.

A small smile forms on Noritoshi's lips when he feels you're around. He turns to you, already memorizing each and every quirk you have so that he doesn't waste any time setting his sights on you again. His hands reach out to tug on your sleeve as he looks at you with a gaze so needy you can practically tell what he's about to ask. "May i hold your hand?" His voice comes so smooth that if you didn't know him, you would've missed the twinge of desperation it carried. You couldn't help yourself, you shook your head, a mischievous grin slowly creeping onto your lips at the sight of Noritoshi's pouted lip. Of course he'd do as you say even if it was clearly unfair, but not without some complaints. He clicks his tongue, a quiet mutter of "cheeky.." escapes under his breath. He knows you do this on purpose to mess with him, he was tempted to beg a little, but decided against it. it was an embarrassing thought to begin with. Seriously, how mean can someone be to make a guy think like this? ..Extremely, if the guy's pouting is cute enough! Noritoshi lifts his hand to his chin, thinking of the many ways he can try to get around this obstacle you cruelly placed in front of him. He leans in close, hovering next to you as he usually does when he thinks. He faces you as who knows what goes on in his head, his closed eyes not even giving you a hint as to what he could be thinking. "Ah, pardon me, I got lost in thought. I suppose i can keep my distance, so long as you keep looking at me with that charming gaze of yours." Ah, so he was just winding up for a pick up line. How lame, but.. get used to it. He's going to shadow behind you the entire day with more one liners like that unless you shut him up yourself. Wait.. was that his plan? The faint sly smirk tugging on the corner of Noritoshi's lips and the warm hue on the apple his of cheeks are all you need to figure out the rest.

If you're high energy or prefer more blunt methods of affection..

Noritoshi gets overwhelmed and flustered from such raw approaches from you that he comes off as a bit rude. It's only because you make his heart so full that he needs to shut you down or else he'll do something embarrassing!! He wants to impress you, of course he enjoys your advances very much, but it's not very slightly to see someone like him act like a crushing school girl!! or so he thinks.

Noritoshi yelps in surprise as you snake your hands around his waist from behind. He doesn't push you away or even move for that matter, he's frozen stiff. Is he still alive? Like any good lover would, you benevolently press your ear against his back to listen for a heart beat. ..You didn't hear anything until the sound of Noritoshi sharp inhale came through. That was unexpected, but it works. He squirmed a little, seemingly trying to shrug you off but quickly giving up, accepting the fact that you've got him trapped. "You imbecile, e-enough of this!" he scolded, though he made no actual effort to stop you. Noritoshi remains stiff for the most part, but looking at the back of his increasingly flushing neck reassures you that he is, indeed, alive. He's just being stubborn! Not turning or even a greeting, just rude name calling again! You raise one hand and place it over his heart to hold him tighter in your embrace. As expected, its practically pounding against his chest. He swats your hand away and finally turns back to you with those cute furrowed brows and rosy cheeks. "You're such a bully, you know that?" he huffs out, any semblance of sternness failing to take effect as his jutted bottom lip quivers. Mercifully, you finally let go and spare him by not pointing out the quiet whine he let out. He stumbles forward and turns around to face you fully, trying to keep an eye out for any more of your stunts while he catches his breath. He felt so dizzy from being in your arms, if he were held for a moment longer, he surely would've melted right then and there. Noritoshi's hands trembled as he smoothed out his clothes, his mouth opening and closing as any and all words died in his throat. He wanted to yell at you for being so forward, for giving him no chance to prepare, for letting go of him, for a lot of things..! Yet he just pouted as he tried to calm the flush on his face. His hands instantly whipped up in front of him when he noticed you took a step towards him. He can't handle another display of affection right now, he'll go weak at the knees! But how can you hold back when he's just so damn cute?

The most likely outcome is a mixture of both with a heavy leaning towards one. Either way, you're very right!! He's extremely pretty.

[ping-ski]

Pinggggg, may I give sugar!clip a ring pop, please? I'll get a real one later once I find a job 🥺💖 also, what kind of date ideas do you think he'd like? Oh and, I wanted to gift some sugar cookies that are ocean-themed for the kiddo, Atlas! Thanks if ya answered this in advance <3

He would HAPPILY take a ring pop from you. Eclipse finds it endearing and cute!

Yeah, he could always buy a nice ring for you two, but it lacks the sentimentality of the ring pop you gave him!

As for date ideas... Eclipse is particularly fond of botanical gardens and late night walks! City life is alright, but he's always had a love for nature and the outdoors. :)

He'd also appreciate a hole-in-the-wall cafe or restaurant. Generally, something lowkey or in stark contrast to the bright lights of the nightclub/music venue he owns! If you're broke and / or refuse to let him treat you, he's happy to just cuddle with on the couch and watch a movie or just chat. Any quality time is a good time for him <3

(Atlas says, "Thank you!" for the ocean-themed cookies :] He spent a good bit playing with them before only eating the blue cookies! He gave away the purple ones for Eclipse to "eat" <3)

[this-is-specifically-for-art]

Watched a 2 part series by @/mimimuta and grew insanely ill from the disease called a hyperfixation on fellswap gold i have plagued this poor youtubers life thrice once on tumblr twice on youtube purely because of this obsession so I'm saving them the ping /silly