#young malvie

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U ever read a fic that's similar to ur other ship and go ha... yeah

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For the wip folder ask: what we lost in the muck sounds so interesting

Oh yay! One of my non-Mass Effect wips!

So I am playing a DnD game set in Eberron two years after a war that had lasted so long, my character, Aacid Malvys, has never known a time without it.

Aacid started as a joke. A dragonborn with an acid breath weapon named Aacid. But as I started thinking on her back story, she became quite serious and important to me.

Aacid became a soldier, and eventually proved herself capable of leading a small band of soldiers who specialized in guerilla style warfare. Near the end of the war, her pride causes her to make a bad call, and it costs her very nearly everything, except her life.

This will be the story of her time in the army from a young woman up to that event.

I'll put in what I've got so far (not very much) on this one under the cut!

"Shut your gob, Longhollow," Aacid huffed, voice raspy and gruff with exhaustion. She dropped her feet over the side of the top bunk, and inspected her toe claws for cracks and chips. It had been a long journey from Sharn. Fresh from basic training, they made their way to the frontlines. Young and full of pride and enthusiasm, one might have expected them to be eager to prove themselves on the field. But all they really felt was the dread of being sent into a war that had darkened the edges of their lives since they were born. "The oldest, she gets top bunk.”

It was much easier to joke about juvenile things like sleeping arrangements rather than address the creeping and pervasive sense of doom that gathered in the barracks like a fog. The humor helped fight away the feeling that there was a monster lurking in the shadows cast by the lamplight.

Peotyr batted her great clawed foot from in front of his eyes. “You stuff it, Malvys! You’re huge, if this bunk collapses I’ll be crushed in an instant!” He tossed himself back onto the straw mat that was allegedly a mattress and brushed away stray brown curls that had the audacity to go askance from the motion and block the charming view of the worn wooden slats above him. Initials and crude drawings both scratched into the surface, a time honored tradition of young soldiers.

Aacid bounced up and down causing the aging bunk to squeak threateningly. The crest of her horns nearly scraped the ceiling. “This sounds like a personal problem, Petes. You should try being taller.”

“Should try being smaller,” he groused in return.

“Tell you what, we fight for it, yes? First one knocked on the ground gets the top.”

“Bite me, Ass.”

Aacid shifted suddenly, pulling her legs up and behind her to swing around, her head hanging down to the bunk below. Eyes like molten gold challenged Peotyr almost as much as the sharp, fine points of her teeth did. “What part of you do you treasure most? I will be happy to rid you of it,” she snapped her jaws threateningly a couple of times.

Peotyr sat up in a snap and wrapped his hands around her curled horns. With an impish grin, he yanked, pulling Aacid over the edge of the bunk. She went crashing loudly to the floor with a shouted curse. She wrapped her hand around his ankle to drag him to the floor with her.

“Will you two please shut up!"

[tower-of-hana]

The Rest of My Translation of (some of) Martial's Epigrams

I posted about a part of this translation project and got a lot of replies from sexbots which I thought was funny so here's the rest:

Keep in mind that this was a project that I did for school so please manage your expectations and be nice

2.47 

Subdola famosae moneo fuge retia moechae,

Levior o conchis, Galle, Cytheriacis.

Confidis natibus? non est pedico maritus:

Quae faciat duo sunt: irrumat aut futuit. adultress

I warn you, stay away from the deceitful loose woman, flee from the notorious net of the adultress,

Smoother oh Gallus, than Venus' conch shells 

Do you believe in your butt? He is not a married sodomite: 

What he does are two things: he sucks or he has sex.

7.35

Inguina succinctus nigra tibi servos aluta

Stat, quotiens calidis tota foveris aquis.

Sed meus, ut de me taceam, Laecania, servos

Iudaeum nuda sub cute pondus habet,

Sed nudi tecum iuvenesque senesque lavantur.

An sola est servi mentula vera tui?

Ecquid femineos sequeris, matrona, recessus,

Secretusque tua, cunne, lavaris aqua?

Do the groins of the slaves, tucked up by black leather, become erect for you,

as often as you refreshed yourself in the water?

But my Daughter, to shut up about myself, Laecania, The slaves have the burden of the Jews under their naked skin, 

but young men and old men bathe naked with you.

Or is slave dick alone your truth?

Maybe the wife attained a woman’s retreat,

And your secret, cunt: do you wash in the water?

3.87

Narrat te, Chione, rumor numquam esse fututam

Atque nihil cunno purius esse tuo.

Tecta tamen non hac, qua debes, parte lavaris:

Si pudor est, transfer subligar in faciem.

Rumor tells me, Chionos, that you will never have sex 

And that nothing is purer than your vulva 

However this is not the part you should hide when you bathe:

If you have any shame, move your underwear to your face

3.52

Empta domus fuerat tibi, Tongiliane, ducentis:

Abstulit hanc nimium casus in urbe frequens.

Conlatum est deciens. Rogo, non potes ipse videri

Incendisse tuam, Tongiliane, domum?

You bought this house for 200 Tongilianus: 

 A common accident in this city stole it from you.

You collected 10 times its value. 

Was it not possible, I ask,

that you burned your own house down?

3.43

Mentiris iuvenem tinctis, Laetine, capillis,

Tam subito corvus, qui modo cycnus eras.

Non omnes fallis; scit te Proserpina canum:

Personam capiti detrahet illa tuo.

You fabricate youth with your dyed hair Laetinus,

nevertheless suddenly you are a raven, when just recently you were a swan.

Not everyone is deceived, Proserpina knows that you are gray:

She will remove the mask from your head.

5.9

Languebam: sed tu comitatus protinus ad me Venisti centum, Symmache, discipulis. Centum me tetigere manus aquilone gelatae: Non habui febrem, Symmache, nunc habeo.

I felt sick, and Symmachus, you came straight to me with 100 students.

100 hands frozen by the North Wind touched me:

I did not have a fever, Symmachus, but now I do.

3.89

Utere lactucis et mollibus utere malvis:

Nam faciem durum, Phoebe, cacantis habes.

Enjoy lettuce and soft lesser mallow-plant:

For you, Phoebus, have a constipated face.

4.87

Infantem secum semper tua Bassa, Fabulle,

Conlocat et lusus deliciasque vocat,

Et, quo mireris magis, infantaria non est.

Ergo quid in causa est? Pedere Bassa solet.

Your wife Bassa always has a child with her, Fabullus, which she calls her darling and delight,

And so that you have more reason for wonder, she is not a good mother.

Therefore why does she do it? Because she farts a lot.  

6.36

Mentula tam magna est, quantus tibi, Papyle, nasus,

Ut possis, quotiens arrigis, olfacere.

Your penis and nose are so big, Papyle, 

that you can smell it when you have an erection.

1.19

Si memini, fuerant tibi quattuor, Aelia, dentes:               

expulit una duos tussis et una duos.

iam secura potes totis tussire diebus:

nil istic quod agat tertia tussis habet.  

If I remember, you had four teeth Aelia:

One cough expelled two and another expelled two more.

Already safe, you are able to cough every day:

The third cough has no effect in this situation.

1.23

Invitas nullum nisi cum quo, Cotta, lavaris

et dant convivam balnea sola tibi

Mirabar quare numquam me, Cotta, vocasses:

iam scio me nudum displicuisse tibi.  

You invite nobody except those whom you bathe with, Cotta,

And only baths give guests to you

I used to be amazed you never invited me, Cotta:

Now I know you did not like to see me naked.

2.30

Mutua viginti sestertia forte rogabam,

quae vel donanti non grave munus erat.

quippe rogabatur fidusque vetusque sodalis

et cuius laxas arca flagellat opes.

is mihi ‘dives eris, si causas egeris’ inquit.

quod peto da, Gai: non peto consilium.  

By chance I asked for a loan of 20 Sestertii. 

That is not even a large obligation, 

As I was asking a loyal and old friend who can whip up vast wealth.

He said “you would be rich if you took cases”.

Give me what I ask for, Gaius: I did not ask for advice. 

1.38

Quem recitas meus est, o Fidentine, libellus

sed male cum recitas, incipit esse tuus. 

The little book which you recite from is mine, oh Fidentinus,

But when you recite it badly it begins to be yours.

1.58

Milia pro puero centum me mango poposcit:

risi ego, sed Phoebus protinus illa dedit.

hoc dolet et queritur de me mea mentula secum

laudatur meam Phoebus in invidiam.

sed sesteriolum donavit mentula Phoebo

bis decies: hoc da tu mihi, pluris emam.  

A slave dealer asked me to pay 100,000 for a boy:

I smiled but Phoebus paid him immediately.

This hurt my penis and it complains to itself about me,

And Phoebus is praised, which makes me jealous.  

But his penis gave a silver coin to Phoebus 20 times:

Do this for me and I will buy more.

1.83

Os et labra tibi lingit, Manneia, catellus:

non miror, merdas si libet esse cani.  

The puppy licks face and lips Manneia.

I am not surprised, since your dog likes to eat shit.

2.16

Zoilus aegrotat: faciunt hanc stragula febrem.

si fuerit sanus, coccina quid facient?

quid torus a Nilo, quid Sidone tinctus olenti?

ostendit stultas quid nisi morbus opes?  

Quid tibi cum medicis? dimitte Machaonas omnis.

vis fieri sanus? stragula sume mea.

Zolius is sick: the bedsheets cause his cold.

If he was healthy, how would he use his scarlet covers?

Why is his bed from the Nile, soaked with Phonetian perfumes?

What shows stupid wealth, if not sickness?

What business do you have with doctors? Send away all the doctors.

Want to get better? Borrow my bedsheets.

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The Only Time I Feel Alive Is When I Find Something I Would Die For (Part 3)

Mal’s plots turn personal when she cooks up a plan for her big brother, Jay, and Evie’s brother, Carlos.

Part 1

Part 2

“Fuck, do you think he bailed?!”

Mal glares at her brother from her spot on her bed. Jay’s hasty, frantic pacing to her door and back hasn’t stopped for over ten minutes now. His once perfectly combed hair is already in tangles from persistent tugging, and his lips are chewed red and swollen. Even his clothes are starting to crumple under his constant movements, and nerve-wracking sweat stains are pooling under his arms. 

Gross. Mal can only hope Carlos is into good-looking trainwrecks.

“Will you just relax??” She groans and props herself up on her elbows. One glance to her phone and she’s rolling her eyes. “Oh. My. God. It’s only 3:27. They...I bet he’ll be here in 3 minutes! He’s not even late yet. Evil, just...get yourself together!”

But Jay continues his movements like he didn’t hear her, and Mal can’t tell if he’s ignoring her because of his nerves, or if he’s just being his usual asshole self. Either way, her annoyance level is reaching it’s breaking point. 

She slides off the bed so she can stand right in front of Jay, blocking his path. He stops short with a huff right in front of Mal, eyeing her with growing disdain when she refuses to move. His attempt to step around her only earns him a harsh shove to his chest.

“Hey! Watch it!” Jay bursts, stumbling backwards with a flail of his arms. “You almost knocked me on my ass!” 

Jay’s face reddens, and he steadies himself so he can stare down menacingly at Mal. Normally, Jay is undeterred by Mal’s physical attempts to stop him, so she’s actually startled by his awkward stumbling. Maybe he’s more anxious about his study “date” than she thought.

She sighs at the flicker of uncertainty in his eyes. There’s no way this smitten doofus of a boy will be able to keep up with their usual banter. As much as she wants to continue her clapbacks when he’s being this irritating, he just looks, too...pathetic. Maybe now would be a good time to practice being a...supportive sister? Like Evie is. With Carlos.

She can try it, at least. If Evie does it, then maybe it’s not so bad.

“Look, Evie already texted me that they’re on their way, ok?” Mal does her best to soften her tone and reaches out to grab Jay’s shoulder, trying to rub it reassuringly. “She wouldn’t lie to me. Carlos. IS. Coming.”

“Right. Ok.” Jay winces, pinching his eyes shut. “Right. I’m being a fucking idiot.”

Mal chuckles and grabs his other shoulder to guide him out of the room. “No more than usual,” she teases as she gives him a light push into the hall bathroom. “Now, clean up. There’s no way you want Carlos seeing you like that. You ruined all MY hard work with that little freak out of yours.”

Jay turns to glare, but catches his reflection in the mirror instead, his eyes widening as he takes in his flustered, messy state, touching the frizz of his hair gingerly and leaning in close to examine his lips.

Mal chokes back a snicker, fighting the urge to further comment on Jay’s obvious distress. If she wants things to go well, he needs to keep a handle on whatever self-confidence he can muster before Carlos arrives. And she does want this to go well. For both of them. 

A gentle knock at the door catches her attention, followed by her phone buzzing in her pocket. She smiles to herself, not even bothering to check the text.

“Alright Jay, make yourself presentable and get your ass downstairs. You’ve got 5 minutes,” Mal quips, sliding back into the hallway. 

He nods, and a stuttered squeak escapes his lips. He goes back to brushing his hair, picking up speed to try to sort himself out. Mal leans back in to cast a short glance over Jay’s shoulder and into the mirror, giving her purple locks a quick fluff before retreating downstairs. She can’t stop a smilefrom curling on her lips as she nears the door. 

“Well well, this is a surprise!” she teases as she’s pulling the door open. 

But the rest of her joking is silenced by Evie’s bright smile and shining brown eyes. Mal is frozen, just for a moment, on the pretty girl at her door, not even aware yet of the boy at her side. Not that this is new, really. Mal feels herself weirdly gawking at her best friend no less than a dozen times whenever they’re together. But that must just be something that comes along with being friends with someone as stunning as Evie. 

The pretty bluenette purses her lips into a tight smile, her hand grabbing for Carlos to pull him in beside her. “Ha ha. Nice one Mal,” she snarks, dragging Carlos past Mal and into the house.

“Please, come in, won’t you?” Mal mutters, closing the door behind them. She spins around to face them, flashing a toothy grin. “Carlos!” she chirps, finally focusing on the curly-haired boy at Evie’s side. “Welcome! It’s good to see you.”

Carlos breaks into a smile, wide and bright. It’s almost as pretty as Evie’s. 

“Thanks Mal.”

She tries not to stare, but it’s as hard to look away from Carlos’ smile as it is Evie’s. He’s...absurdly attractive, just like his sister.

Carlos watches Mal for a moment, chewing on his lip. His eyes dart around the room, clearly looking for something. Or someone.

Um, Jay will be right down,” she spurts out quickly. “He had to gather the...study?...materials, that you need. I think that’s what he s-”

“Here! I’m here!”

All eyes dart to Jay, who’s jogging hurriedly down the stairs. He stops in front of Carlos, smiling happily but also panting breathlessly, his chest heaving to suck in some much-needed air. 

Mal smirks at the two boys standing still and silent, with eyes locked and mirroring the same goofy grin. Evie slips back carefully, releasing her grip from Carlos to step up next to Mal, sneaking a subtle wink her way as she does so. Mal grabs at her arm and pulls her away to ease some space between them.

“Well, we’ll leave you two to study then!” Mal shrills, shocking Carlos and Jay out of their momentary trance. “Jay. Just don’t forget your...pencil. Ok?”

Jay rolls his eyes. “Yeah yeah, thanks sis,” he murmurs. He lifts his arm, pausing mid-air, before finally slinging it casually across Carlos’ shoulders. 

“Um. This way, Carlos,” Jay offers softly, steering the freckled boy towards the backyard sliding doors. “I-I set us up outside. To study. I thought...the sunshine, would be nice.”

Carlos nods quietly, walking beside Jay with a pleased smile as he leads them outside.

Mal’s eyes follow them and she bites back a grin. “Come on,” she insists to Evie, grabbing her by the wrist and pulling her along. “I guess, we should study too, right?”

When they get to Mal’s room, Mal immediately flops back down onto her bed while Evie stands and stares in the doorway, her brows furrowed.

“What?” Mal asks when she notices Evie’s befuddled look.

Evie giggles, taking a few steps closer to the bed. “Don’t forget your pencil?” She perks a brow at Mal, letting her fingers toy with a silky blue curl on her shoulder. “You can’t tell me that wasn’t code for something. I know you too well, Mal.”

Mal smirks proudly, patting the spot next to her. She watches happily as Evie follows her silent command, breathing deep when Evie drops down beside her so she can inhale the sweet waft of her perfume.

“Believe me, I had no doubt you’d catch that, Princess,” Mal coos, throwing Evie a wink. “Nothing gets past you.”

Mal delights in the soft pink blush that’s warming on Evie’s cheeks. For a second she’s tempted to reach for them, to feel the warmth under her fingers. But she resists, for now. She’s way too excited to share her plan that’s currently underway with her pseudo partner in crime.

She grabs for Evie’s arm, pulling her close. They’re almost chest to chest, and Mal and can feel the hitch in Evie’s breath as she leans in even closer. “I’m not gonna tell you though...” 

And Evie’s eyes suddenly flash a look of concern. She searches Mal’s face, her features only relaxing when Mal breaks into a wide grin. She scoots herself to the window near her bed, dragging Evie with her.

“...I’m gonna show you. Get over here and look.”

Evie smiles and inches closer, carefully resting her arm on the windowsill that Mal is already propped on. Mal puts a finger to her lips, quietly pointing down for Evie’s eyes to follow. 

Just below them, Jay and Carlos sit at a table in the backyard. Both boys are currently pouring over their own materials, barely looking up and not even acknowledging each other. 

Evie can’t help frowning at what she sees. She was definitely hoping for more of a connection for Carlos, especially with Jay’s obvious interest in her sweetly shy brother. She braves a glance back at Mal, hoping to read her expression, and finds herself suppressing a giggle. Mal is...pouting? At least, that’s what it looks like, with her brows knitted together and nose scrunched tightly. She bites hard on her lip, still staring at Mal and trying her best not to smile. But her normally snarky friend is just...adorable.

“Ugh, this is NOT what I was expecting,” Mal grumbles, fisting her hands. She glares down at Jay, eyes boring through the top of his head with angered determination. “He fucking better do what I told him. That down there is the most G-rated shit I’ve ever seen. He could have a study date like that with...with...our grandma!”

Evie tilts her head, eyes wide with renewed interest. “Oh, so you told Jay what to do with my brother? Is this some long, elaborate scheme to seduce Carlos or something?”

Mal lets the hint of a smile slip, her eyes still focused on the boys below. “Maybe,” she teases, letting her gaze shift to Evie. “Or maybe, I’m just teaching my clueless brother how to flirt.”

“Flirt??” Evie exclaims, brows raised in mock surprise. “He...needs your help? With that? Does Jay really think his pre-teen sister knows how to flirt better than he does?”

“No,” Mal snaps, her smile fading for a moment. “But I do.”

Mal lays a hand on Evie’s shoulder and turns her to face the window. But Evie’s too distracted by the touch to really realize what she’s doing. It feels almost...electric, prickling at her skin and sending a shiver down her arm. She can only hope Mal doesn’t notice, that she can’t feel the sudden racing of Evie’s heart, as if it just thudded to life under their skin-to-skin contact.

But Mal’s now sporting a smug grin and looking down at her brother, seemingly unaware of Evie’s inward struggle. “I guarantee you Jay’s going to do what I told him.” Mal muses, her eyes still trained on him. “My advice was way too good to ignore. Just watch.”

Evie exhales and leans into Mal’s touch, watching Carlos and Jay along with her in silence for what seems like, forever. But it soon becomes painfully obvious that...nothing is happening. Both boys are buried in their own books, occassionally letting their eyes drift to the other, but neither is saying a word. It’s...boring. Not that Mal and Evie have much experience with dating, but they might just keep it that way if all dates are like...this.

Mal drums her fingers nervously on Evie’s shoulder, speeding up their pace with each passing minute. Evie chuckles at how frantic they are now, the thrumming of them is practically ringing in her ears. She places her hand over Mal’s to calm her, giving a comforting look into bright green eyes.

“It’s ok, Mal. You did your best. Maybe Jay has his own moves he wants to try. Eventually.”

Mal scoffs and looks away. “Please. He wouldn’t have even gotten this far with Carlos without my help. He’s hopeless without me telling him what to do.”

Evie just shakes her head and starts to move away, ready to urge Mal to get to work on their own project. But Mal tightens her grip on Evie’s hand all of a sudden, yanking it down and squeezing tightly.

“Shit! Fuck yes, look!”

Evie’s eyes dart to Jay, who’s finally looking Carlos’ way. He’s leaning across the table, moving so slowly that Evie’s eyes can hardly register the motion. His hand is extended toward Carlos, and it looks like he’s going for...his notebook?

“W-what, is he doing?” Evie asks, stealing confused glances back to Mal. But the smirk on her face is evidence enough that this was part of her idea. 

Jay’s hand stops just short of Carlos, but is close enough to catch the boy’s eye. He looks up from his writing, eyes narrowed on Jay’s hand, then up to meet his gaze.

“Hey Carlos?” Jay smiles softly, and Carlos relaxes, letting himself smile back. “I can’t find my pencil. Can I, borrow yours, just for a second?”

As he speaks, Jay’s hand slides forward again. His fingers raise just enough to cover Carlos’ hand with his own, his fingers curling to grasp up to Carlos’ wrist.

Carlos’ eyes drop down immediately at the touch, his brows raised in surprise as he watches Jay’s hand encompass his. When Jay finally withdraws, he makes a show of lightly scraping his fingers down Carlos’ knuckles. The sensation is soft and almost teasing, and Carlos finds himself swallowing sharply to avoid making any pleased sounds from something as simple as touching hands. When Jay reachs the pencil resting in the crook of Carlos’ hand he closes his fingers around it, pulling it along with them and slipping it out of Carlos’ grasp.

“Thanks,” Jay whispers, his eyes still on Carlos. “I’ll give it right back, I swear.”

Evie’s attention is diverted just as Jay starts writing, feeling another tight squeeze to her hand. She had almost forgotten Mal was still holding onto it. Mal is looking at her, teeth clenched into a broad, catlike grin, and she squeezes Evie’s hand again.

“Yessss! This is going to be gold,” she squeals, looking intently at the paper Jay is writing on.

Jay looks up and grins toothily at Carlos as he finishes his note, and pushes the the pencil back across the table. He follows it with the paper, giliding it across the table to stop right in front of his freckled crush.

Carlos perks a brow, examining both Jay and the paper with a growing curiousity. Jay nods his reassurance and slides the note further towards Carlos, resting it just under his Carlos’ fingertips.

“Go ahead,” he urges. “It’s for you.”

Carlos inches the notes towards him with his fingertips, finally dropping it into his lap and snatching it up quickly. His lips twitch eagerly as he reads along.

“Carlos,

I hope this note makes you smile, because you have the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen. I’ve liked you for a long time. Will you go out with me?

~ Jay”

Jay beams as he listens to his request read aloud, his eyes sparkling with hope when Carlos finally looks into them.

“Well, what do you say, Carlos? Will you let me take you out on a date? A real one, not for studying,” he clarifies with a chuckle.

Carlos bites his lip through his smile and starts to nod eagerly. His whole action is so vigorous even his slight body is shaking along with the movement.

“Eee-!”

Evie’s excited shriek is silenced by Mal’s hand clamping down on her, muffling the  sound.

“Shhhhh, there’s more,” Mal rasps, pressing her face close to Evie’s. “We haven’t even seen the best part.” She drops her hand from Evie’s mouth and directs the girl’s chin back down with one finger to keep her watching.

Jay walks around the table to stand behind Carlos, who twists his head back to watch, confusion setting deep in his eyes. Without a warning, Jay pulls out Carlos’ chair, causing him startle and yelp. Jay then slides himself between Carlos and the table in front of him, crouching down to eye level so he can flash his most disarming smile, the one that Mal assured him will make anyone absolutely melt like ice cream on a summer day.

“I had, just one more question, Carlos,” 

Jay slips a hand under Carlos’ palm, rubbing circles into it with is thumb. “I just...I’m wondering. If it’s not too much. If there’s one more thing you might let me do?”

“Uh, yes?” Carlos chews on his lip while trying to look Jay in the eye, but his thoughts keep drifting back to the hand now holding his. “Of course. What are you asking to do, exa-”

He’s cut off by lips on his own, Jay’s hands cupping Carlos’ cheeks and pushing their mouths together. Jay keeps the kiss soft and gentle, letting his lips slide over Carlos’ lightly, stopping only to suck a bottom lip between his teeth, and giving it one delicate tug before pulling away and sitting back upright.

Carlos sits stunned for a moment, his eyes still closed, before opening them to meet Jay’s unsure stare.

“Um. I hope that’s, ok?” Jay’s voice sounds surprisingly meek given his bold move, and he rubs a shaky hand at the back of his neck.

His uncertainty fades, though, as soon as Carlos breaks into a grin and lunges towards him, fisting his shirt and pressing their lips back together. Jay can’t stop from smiling into the kiss, and grabbing at Carlos’ waist to push their bodies in closer.

“Well,” Jay muses, still holding Carlos tightly when they part. “I hope this a good sign for how our date’s going to go.” 

Carlos smirks, and without a word dives back in and kisses Jay firmly. “Just shut up and kiss me,” he mumbles, their lips still connected. “You made me wait long enough, don’t you think?”

Jay chuckles and places a hand at Carlos’ neck, anchoring him in to deepen their kiss. “Whatever you want, babe.”

Evie giggles from her vantage point above, watching Jay and Carlos’ kiss unfold with glowing elation.

“Oh! That’s so sweet. I’m so happy for them,” she coos, clasping her hands together.

Mal chuckles and scoots away from the window. “You’re welcome,” she says matter-of-factly, leaning against the wall to face Evie.

“Someone seems pretty sure of herself,” Evie muses, with an edge of mocking in her tone. “Do you really think Jay would’ve struck out with my brother without your flirting tips?”

“Oh, I know it,” Mal answers smugly. “He’s lucky he’s got a sister that’s so good at it.”

“Mal,” Evie sighs, shaking her head. “You’re twelve. How could you already be a master flirt?”

“I’m so glad you asked that, Eves.”

Mal stays focused on Evie as she drops down on all fours and starts to crawl across the bed. Evie sits, frozen, her eyes following Mal’s every movement. She wants to speak, to ask Mal what she’s talking about. To ask, to dare, and see if it might be what she’s...hoping for. But her tongue is too thick, too dry at the sight of Mal hovering ever closer, and she has to force a labored swallow before Mal is upon her and she completely loses her ability to talk.

“So, you should know, that Jay is not the reason I’ve worked on my flirting.” Mal confesses. She’s close to Evie now, so close she can feel Mal’s breath ghosting her face.

Shit, Evie needs to say something. She swallows again, and this time it seems easier. She can feel her tongue, at least.

“O-Ooh. Really?” She squeaks out. Her voice is barely a whisper. “Why, then?”

Mal grins. “Because, there’s someone I’m interested in, too.”

Mal’s eyes drift briefly to Evie’s lips and back, so quickly it’s easy enough to miss. But she catches it, and in that same instant Evie’s heart jumps into her throat.

“Is it. Someone I know?”

“You might.” Mal replies cheekily, her grin growing toothier as she now, very clearly, looks Evie up and down. “She’s the prettiest girl I’ve ever met.”

“Ah.” Evie’s confidence is growing, but she still ducks her head to hide her blush. “Are you...close, with this girl?”

“The closest,” Mal whispers, inching closer. Their noses are touching, and Evie can’t bring herself to even blink. “Especially right now.”

Evie tries to giggle, but it’s breathy and awkward and dies in her throat.

“Evie, I was wondering...if there’s something you would let me do?”

Mal’s boldness falters for just a moment, and Evie recognizes the hopefulness in her eyes. She’d seen it today already, only a few minutes ago.

But instead of answering, Evie surges forward, meeting Mal’s lips and kissing her intensely. She revels in the muffled moan of surprise, vibrating from Mal’s mouth through her own parted lips. When she pulls away, it’s Mal that’s flushed, her mouth puffy and red and eyes wide with surprise.

“Yes, Mal. Of course,” 

Evie leans back in for another light peck, smirking proudly. “Unless, I already answered your question?”

Ahhhh! I finally finished this one! This is meant as a big “welcome back” to @bunny-lou, and also as big hugs for @hersilentlanguage and @fuck-you-i-am-spiderman. Hope you like it! 😘💖😘💖😘💖

[unapologeticallyjaylos]

okay but this picture makes me so nostalgic 

look at these kids

children 

[hannahhook7744]

In defense of the Doug and Ben;

Disclaimer; Mainly about Doug. If you like Mal, this isn't for you. If you ship Malvie, not for you either.

Okay, this is gonna be long and ranty, but I am so done with all this Ben and Doug slander and hate! They are two of the most wholesome characters in this series (especially Ben) and do not deserve this crap. So, I am gonna be explaining their actions from the common complaints I see. But first, let me start off by saying you can ship whatever you want as long as you aren't disrespectful towards others and bashing characters for the stupidest reasons. If you don't like this, than don't read it and go on. Now, let's start with Ben since their reasons are the PETTIEST;

The reasons people dislike Ben and discredit his relationship with Mal;

He yelled at Mal for using magic, not telling him, and trying to turn back time. He must be abusive and controlling.

He doesn't spend time with her friends.

He is naive and dumb and tried to bring Uma to Auardon.

He forgot the isle kids.

He hurt Audrey so he'll hurt Mal too.

He is fake and it's his fault Mal has been unhappy all her life.

Mal is a much better person than him (I have seen all of these reasons personally and it's infuriating).

These are all bullshit reasons and I'll tell you why, one by one;

Ben had EVERY FUCKING RIGHT to be mad at Mal. He thought she was trying to adjust to Auardon and if you didn't notice, Magic is a no-no in Auardon. He doesn't give a fuck about the magic. He doesn't want her to get in trouble or too reliant on it. Magic can work like a drug you know and if she got caught using it before he got the council to agree to him changing the rule, it can cause a scandal and her more pain. He's also just as stressed as she is and upset she didn't tell him she was using it still or struggling. Because HELLO she's lying to him AGAIN. and what does she do instead of talking it out with him and dealing with the consequences of her own actions? She tries to fucking use magic to turn back time so he wouldn't REMEMBER the incident at all! Do you know how many problems her magic has caused in the books, series, and movies? Look at things from Ben's point of view. He's a 16 year old boy who's been trained to be a king his whole life by controlling parents, his people disrespect him constantly and thought and still think his proclamation is a bad idea, and now he's king and has to FIGHT for a whole generation of kids who are trapped with abusers. As well as the core four and Freddy who are in Auardon. All 6 of them have eyes on them at all times and he's trying to make sure nothing messes it up. His dad was cursed along with his staff as a child on Christmas. He probably feared the same happening to him as a child and he's been spelled once before. And ended up hurting his now ex who was a childhood friend by breaking up with her in front of two whole schools by singing a song about another girl. He knows if he tells anyone, Mal and her friends could get shipped back to the isle and his entire plan ruined. And then she tried to make him forget about this moment-- their first argument as a teenage couple-- while he is stressed as all living fuck, having to drop tourney and swords and shields to run a kingdom while still in school, while she's been abusing her magic to make things easier for her. Wouldn't you be pissed too ? And who's to say she hadn't done that before? He was probably terrified that she'd do it again or that she had before. And he felt horrible for blowing up at her and went to the isle to bring her home. He is not abusive.

He is a 16 year old king. He has barely any time to himself and their is 6 month long time skips between the movies. He probably has spent time with them. Alot more than we do see in the movies and he and they clearly care about eachother. They can't show us everything on screen you know.

He is not dumb. Naive yes. Dumb no. He is an empathic, intelligent young man who wanted to give every kid on the isle a chance. Even the girl who kidnapped him. Does that make him naive? Yes. Does that make him stupid. No. He is a good, smart kid who understands that Uma is hurt and rightfully angry that the core four were chosen first and that no other kids other than Freddie have been removed from the isle. He understands she's mad about the 4 at a time rule and wants to help her and her crew without any blood being spilled. He tried to negotiate so she could have a say without having what he thought was the real wand. Mal has taken the real one before. How was he supposed to know that it wasn't the REAL one? Especially since he probably wouldn't have thought of printing out the wand with a 3rd printer? Most people wouldn't have. Why does that make Ben dumb?

The whole idea of him forgetting the vks is also ridiculous. Auardon has a system and a council of heroes who don't want to listen to him. He's probably been working his ass off negotiating and writing out scenarios and plans attempting to get more kids off the isle in bigger numbers while also attempting to show how well and adjusted the other vks are so the public would agree and make it easier for him. Not to mention the whole running the kingdom part has probably been drawing the whole thing out longer than he planned/assumed it would. That doesn't mean he forgot them.

The whole fucking 'Did I mention' break up thing with Audrey is absolutely NOT HIS FAULT! That whole thing is the core four's fault--mainly Mal's for coming up with the idea! They drugged him with a love potion -- one thay was WAY TOO STRONG-- and that is what lead to Ben breaking up to Audrey in front of two whole schools. Yes, he should have apologized and that is his fault but the whole Audrey heart break thing isn't his fault. And he will not hurt Mal. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised If things happened the other way around due to Mal's track record that all of YOU seem to keep forgetting!

No, it is not his fault. It's his parents fault that the isle was made, not his and he is trying to fix their mistakes, so why exactly does everyone blame him for the vks' terrible childhood and their suffering? And why exactly is it his fault that the girl who drugged him and lied about the reason is miserable being queen? Especially when she hasn't communicated this with him! Ben is alot of things but he is NOT a fucking mind reader at the best of times-- and being stressed as all living fuck at 16 with no free time for himself does not turn him into ONE for godsake! And he isn't fake. He loves her for her and stands up for her and what he believes in all the damn time.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 uh, no she's not. Dude, have you read her wiki? Did we watch the same movies? Ben is a sweetheart who wants to help the isle kids. Mal terrorized the isle kids nonstop. She stole candy from a baby. In the wicked it is stated that "But she does enjoy coming up with evil plans and is the most feared at her previous school because of her reputation." She got Evie banished for 10 years because she didn't get invited to her 6th birthday party (her mother probably sent the invites, mind you). She used Jane's insecurities against her and manipulated her, causing her to try and steal the wand. She tried to push Evie into Cruella's fur closet that she knew was filled with bear traps knowing that it could kill or maim her. She was gonna go along with Maleficent's plan and let Evie grab Maleficent's scepter so she could take a 100 year nap. She forced Carlos to throw a party at Hellhall despite knowing how dead he'd be if Cruella found out. She spelled Ben and lied about why she did it, and didn't apologize to Audrey for a long time. The apology she gave Uma was weak as fuck. She tricked the sea three and Celia into working with her and lied to her friends. She was gonna close off the isle forever and not tell her friends about it until it was too late. She was gonna let a ton of kids die. She dumped shrimp on Uma's hair and got her stuck with the nickname 'Shrimpy' and still calls her that when she is a hero. Mad Maddy had purple hair but before Mal ruined it with lye which forced her hair to be aqua green as Mal felt like she should be the only purple hair girl on the Isle. And she also destroyed Maddy's dolls and so much more. Mal is not a better person than Ben at ALL .

Now enough about Ben. Let's move on Doug and the bullshit people are spewing to justify their hatred of Devie (and his character) even though they could just say 'I don't ship them' like reasonable people. Reasons they hate Doug;

He's boring and has no personality.

He's a stalker.

He's a jealous prick who assumed she was cheating on him 'for no reason' yelled at her and that's 'abuse'.

He pretended that her true love's kiss didn't work .

He only likes her for her looks.

They have nothing in common.

He forgets his own family members names so he'll forget important things for Evie too.

He didn't support or defend her at Family day.

All of these reasons can easily be explained away and are also complete bullshit and here's why;

He is actually pretty interesting when you pay attention to him. He knows Spanish, he's a band nerd who can play guitar and a trumpet, he's great at chemistry, and he's good at accounting and helps Evie because he cares about her and wants to help her. And he is fine with Dizzy living at Evie's cabin where he presumably will move into when he graduates. He also seems to have a bit of mischievous streak and isn't blind to Chad's bad habits. He's also kind and was nice to them from the beginning-- not just Evie. And he's not against magic and actually seems interested in it and history. He is not boring and y'all need to stop blaming the writers' lack of expanding and showing his character more on him being boring and bland when that is not the case.

That whole stalking thing is complete bullshit. He followed her once that we know of and eavesdropped on one conversation. Is that a bit creepy? Yes. But he only did it after he saw Chad-- a boy he's known his whole life and knows can't be trusted-- slip her a note. He followed her to warn her about Chad, fully admitted that he followed her and listened to the conversation, seemed embarrassed, and told her info she wanted to know. He is not a stalker for any of that shit. It was one time and he was just looking out for her, which is why Evie wasn't too mad or freaked out in that scene by it.

Have you guys not seen descendants 2? He had every reason to think she was cheating. She was acting werid and secretive, keeping things from him, and he's an insecure teenage boy from a big family in a land where everyone values looks and manly things. He knows she's out of his league and he's probably heard one too many jokes about how she'll leave him for someone better, how his princely classmates will steal her from him, and how she's probably using him or dating him until she finds someone better because kids are cruel and tactless. He's probably been convinced by everyone that he isn't good enough for Evie. He's been overlooked and ignored by teachers, adults, his peers, and girls before because he isn't a handsome, manly prince. So of course he'd suspect she was cheating and that stupid lie the boys told about her camping most certainly didn't help. Sure, she could have been throwing him a surprise party but he knows when his birthday is and if it isn't close than he knows she isn't doing that. She told him nothing and acted suspicious. Her friends avoided him and acted suspicious, and told him a lie that made no sense. As far as we know, Evie doesn't like camping but if she did and was going camping, she would have told Doug that and not been acting suspicious. And y'all forget the most important thing. He asked if she was (by yelling, but still) and took her word for it when she said no. Most people wouldn't have believed her. Does he get credit for that? No. He gets hate.

Dude, he's a fucking teenager. Yes, it is a dick move but he only pretended for like a minute and stopped afterwards. Teenagers do shitty pranks at the wrong time. That doesn't make him abusive or awful. It was a one time thing. Y'all telling me you weren't a dick once as a kid or teen?

False. He loves every single piece and part of her, including her looks, and isn't surprised when she does well on her test without the mirror. Next.

Lies again. They are both incredibly smart people who love chemistry and their friends and history and so many other things. They love and support one in several ways, and I will not stand for this slander.

It is obvious that some of y'all ain't come from big families. He has at least 6 uncles and presumably they all have spouses and kids. He has one brother that we know of and 8 known cousins. That does not take in account cousins-in-law, grandparents, and over extended or unknown relatives. I come from a big family and let me tell you, it is hard to remember names and dates when you have that many people to keep track of. That doesn't make him neglectful or a bad person, and it won't make him a bad boyfriend.

He may not have defended her at family day but he did defend her and stand up for her to Mr Deley. A teacher. When he is literally a nerdy kid with no sporty talents, good looks, or known royal blood. He risked his own neck to advocate for her there and stopped her from ratting herself out and getting in trouble. And as for family dad, he apologized to her for having to go. He is a scrawny nerd who could get beat up by Chad or others if he ignored Chad to talk to her and yelling at an adult, let alone a royal adult, in front of several other adults (family included) in Auardon would not ended well for him. He would have gotten in trouble and wouldn't have been able to help her later on and Evie clearly knows this, or else she would have been angrier.

These are two inexperienced teenage boys who were nice to these kids who they had heard nothing good about with no ulterior motivates. They're kind hearted souls who want the best for those they care about and they see the best in people and neither of them turned on the vks when they showed no interest in them. So stop the fucking slander and stop claiming any characters who yell and argue with their partners are abusers. These two aren't and are probably some of the best things to happen to Evie and the others. Humans make mistakes and shouldn't be defined by them when they aren't that fricking big of a deal.

Requested by @descendants-extended . Hope you enjoy.

[drarreckyninja]

The Huge Fucking List of All My [drarreckyninja] [Nonanimated] Fandoms & Ships

The Originals - Klelijah

Forever - Wahlgan

Gotham - Nygobblezsaszdahl

Riverdale - Joavin; Jarchie; Choni; Beronica

Once Upon a Time - Gold Hook; Swan Queen

Ant and Dec - Decant

Harry Potter - Wolfstar; Drarry

LazyTown - Sportarobbie; Trixanie

The Flash (2014) - Coldflash

Psych - Shassie

Full House - Kadstone

Smallville - Clex

Veronica Mars - MacVallace

The Andy Griffith Show

The Love Boat - Dopher

Holes

Two and a Half Men - Jael; Aleg

NCIS - McNozzo

Criminal Minds - Moreid

Kyle XY - Keclan

Glee - Brittana; Klaine

Perception - Dewicki

Family Ties

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Back to the Future - Mammett

Umbrella Academy - Kliego

Numb3rs - Charry

Growing Pains

9-1-1 - Buddie

Suits - Marvey

The Outsiders - Ponycake

Will & Grace - TruFarland

That ‘70s Show - Beric

Sky High - Strongpeace

The Facts of Life - Warnerczek

White Collar - Baffrelle; Baffrey

Shadowhunters - Malec

High School Musical - Chyan

Sanders Sides -  Sandart; Logicality; Prixiety; Dukeceit; Remile

MacGyver - Macdoc

Young Sheldon - Missycus

The Big Bang Theory - Shelnard; Howraj

iCarly - Cam; Frencer

Shyland - Shane/Ryland

It Takes Two

The Challenge

New York Minute

Hannah Montana - Joliver

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Spander

Supernatural - Destiel

The Mentalist - Chane

Boy Meets World - Shory

Rizzoli & Isles - Rizzles

Melancholy Fantastic

Moving On

Sherlock - Johnlock; Mystrade

Elementary - Lockbell

Jeopardy! - Kames

House - Hilson

Community - Jean

Stranger Things - Byler

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory x The Santa Clause - Wonkafrost

Twisted - Dacey

Victorious - Robbex; Cade

Twisted x Victorious - Jeck

The O.C. - Syan

Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) - Stobotnik

Backstrom - Valenmeyer

Marvel Cinematic Universe - Frostron; Stucky; Spideypool; Widowshock

Castle - Rysposito

Leverage - Sparkison

Grimm - Monick

Friends - Jandler

Happy Days - Ronzie

Carrie

The Dead Zone - Juce

Barney and the Backyard Gang

A Nightmare on Elm Street x Friday the 13th - Frason

Child’s Play - Chandy

Stand By Me

Gilligan’s Island

Alex Rider - Harrider

Under the Dome - Barnior

Highway to Heaven - Markathon

Home Alone - Harv

Lizzie McGuire

Quantum Leap - Beckavicci

The Uninvited

Desperate Housewives - Gabree; Anstin

Red Band Society - Lordi

The Suite Life

Schitt’s Creek - Brose; Texis

Phan - Phil/Dan

Are You Being Served? - Lucumphries

Drake & Josh - Drosh

Crossing Jordan - Nug

Good Omens - Ineffable Husbands

This Means War - Tank

Instinct - Dandy

2 Broke Girls

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Verucolet

Bones - FSWAN/FAWNS

Lucifer - Lucidan

Wizards of Waverly Place - Alevie

Scomiche - Scott/Mitch

The Last Day of Summer

Jennifer’s Body

Daddy Day Care

The Good Son

Christmas in Wonderland x Unaccompanied Minors - Matherine

Station 19 - Trant/Gravis

Star Trek - Spirk

Halloween

Casper x Beetlejuice - Kydia

Charlie’s Angels

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

How I Met Your Mother - Barned

The Librarians

So Little Time

Merlin - Merthur

Halloweentown

30 Rock - Kevon

Pirates of the Caribbean - Turrow

Let Me In

Little Women

The Vampire Diaries - Donnie

The Thundermans

The Chronicles of Narnia - Casmund

The Maze Runner - Newtmas

4+ futuristic fandoms that I barely started

Charmed

The Addams Family

The Descendants - Garry; Benlos; Jayma; Malvie

The Beverly Hillbillies

21 Jump Street - Toug/Penson

It’s a Wonderful Life

Little House on the Prairie

Anne of Green Gables

Leave It to Beaver

The Bad Seed

Pretty Little Liars - Haleb

Firestarter

The Waltons

Better Watch Out

Knight and Day

Freaks and Geeks

Kindergarten Cop

Jingle All the Way

Raise Your Voice

Camp Nowhere

My Two Dads - Moey

Baby’s Day Out

To Grandmother’s House We Go

Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble

How the West Was Fun

Billboard Dad

Passport to Paris

Switching Goals

Winning London

Holiday in the Sun

Getting There

When in Rome

Accepted

The House is Burning

Last Day of Summer

Would You Rather

Person of Interest

The Good Wife

Law & Order: Organized Crime

True Blood - Complotte

Nurse Jackie

Cheaper by the Dozen

Modern Family - Lanny

Lie to Me x Castle - Alexily

Brothers & Sisters

News Channel 5 Nashville

A Cinderella Story

JoJo Siwa

James Bond

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Sound of Music

Poltergeist

Baby Driver

Mean Girls

Good Luck Charlie

Orange is the New Black - Chause

Big Little Lies - Zigbella

A.N.T. Farm

Zoey 101

Heroes - Mylar

Bewitched

Breaking Bad - Heisenbitch

Uptown Girls

Honey I Shrunk the Kids

Teen Wolf - Sterek

Reba

The Nanny - Cniles

Our Gang

The Little Rascals

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Odd Squad - Orenchid

The Brady Bunch

Carpool

The Smurfs

Orphan

Zathura

Little Miss Sunshine

Covert Affairs - Walkerson

Dark Angel

Dawson’s Creek - Jacey

The Golden Girls

Life with Derek - Dasey

House Arrest

The Good Doctor - Shea

The Sixth Sense

Kick-Ass

Because of Winn-Dixie

Jessie

The Breakfast Club - Allindy

3rd Rock from the Sun

American Gothic

How to Get Away with Murder - Coliver

Alphas

Legacies

Baby Daddy - Benshua

Blank Check

Scales: Mermaids are Real

Septiplier - Jack/Mark

Girl Meets World

Big Fat Liar

Dog with a Blog

Grey’s Anatomy

Babysitter

Fine Bros Entertainment

Lemonade Mouth

Charlotte’s Web

Turkey Drop

The Young and the Restless - Maressa; Niktor

The Good Place

Roseanne

7th Heaven

Yours Mine & Ours

Party of Five

Greek

Pretty in Pink - Anduckie

Grease - Olzuko; Dannickie

The Princess Bride - Fezzigo

Jungle Cruise - MacWolff

Knight Rider - MITT

iZombie - Raine

Dead Poets Society - Anderperry

Malcolm in the Middle - Malcreese

Three's Company

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Jumanji

The Little Vampire - Tonolph

Vicious - Fruart

Heartland

Get Out

Nerve

The Crucible

Superhost (2021)

Bad Teacher

The Librarians x Hawaii Five-O (2010) - Camy

Mary Poppins

Family Affair

[thebluestbluewords]

Polyship week 2022 lets goooooooo

Prompt for today was: COMPERSION. I chose to do dressing one partner up for a date with another. Malvie and implied Jayvie, the context was SUPPOSED to be within rotten ot4 + Ben but I didn't get quite as far as I wanted to for that within this fic. Oh well, I've still got the rest of the week to go!

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“Wear the dangly diamond earrings,” Mal suggests, from where she’s draped over the bed upside down with her spellbook clenched between her knees. “They make you look elegant.”

Evie glances at her in the mirror. Mal is wearing a hoodie that’s more paint stain than fabric, and sweatpants that are completely covering her feet. They’ve got a tiny crown embroidered on the pocket. Her singular sock, peeking out of one fold of her pants, is hot pink. “This isn’t some event where I need to look deadly and distracting, you know,” Evie says, brushing a curl back from her face with her pinky finger. Her eyeliner needs to be perfect. It’s the first time she’s been out and about like this in ages, and if it’s smudged, she’ll just die. “It’s just a minor social function for say, half of the high council and their families. I’m just supposed to show up and be a pretty-princess representative for the isle.”

“You’re always pretty,” Mal shoots back, staring back at her through the mirror. “And you’re going to look nice no matter what you do, and I like it when you come back with interesting bruises.”

“And what does that have to do with my earrings, babe?”

Mal grins. “They make you look like a movie star, and someone likes to mess you up when you look so perfect.”

“That person being you?” Evie says, lifting a single eyebrow. “I need to look put-together tonight, sorry babe. I’m young and carefree and beautiful, all thanks to the good work of the Isle Affairs office. I don’t think hickeys all down my neck are exactly what they’re hoping to see from me”

“I think that if you tell Jay he can’t mark you up, with you looking like this, he’s going to have a great time trying to hide them,” Mal says, still grinning like a goblin. “And I like finding them all later.”

“You and your possessive fucking bruises,” Evie breathes, shaking her head slightly as she leans forward over her makeup table to slide the long, dangly diamond earrings into place. “Everyone already knows that I belong to you, babe.”

“They could know more.” Mal insists. “Wear the darker lipstick, it’ll look better when it’s coming off later.”

Evie arches a perfect brow at her. “What makes you think it’s going to be coming off tonight?”

Mal grins. “I’m pretty sure you have a date, and he’s going to be pretty upset if you cover him in that blood-red stuff you like to use when you’re being possessive, princess.”

Evie plucks the lipstick in question from her makeup stand with nails that are shimmering black, softly rounded and scattered with sparkles that shine like the night sky of Auradon. The isle doesn’t have visible stars, thanks to the barrier. The first night they were here in Auradon, they’d stopped, on the way to the museum, just to stare at them all. “I think someone is doing a little bit of projecting, killer,” she shoots back. “Besides, you already said you didn’t want to go out with me tonight.”

“Mmm, maybe I’m learning how to share,” Mal says, stretching out like a cat until Evie can hear her spine pop. “I have a date of my own, you know.”

Evie hums. “What you have is a mountain of homework,” she says, gesturing at the books spread across Mal’s bed. “Hot date with the library?”

“Oh yeah, seduce me with knowledge,” Mal says, with a laugh in her voice that she’s just barely holding back. “And let me worry about getting you ready to go out, princess. My books will keep.”

Evie’s already all dressed up to go out, but it’s fun to have Mal in her space, so she drops her chin and opens her mouth a little wider as she’s running the dark tip of her lipstick over the red bow of her mouth. “Oh, I’m ready for you,” Evie says, holding eye contact with her ridiculous, perfect girlfriend. “Get up off that bed babe, and come over here. I’m just so hot in this dress….and if you really want to help me get ready, you could find my shoes.”

“I had something else in mind,” Mal growls back, rolling up and off of the bed. “You really wouldn’t want to mess up your lipstick at the party now, would you?”

“Mm, you want to be the one I mark up?” Evie asks, tilting her head up to meet Mal’s lips, which are suddenly an inch above her own. “Let me cover you in my makeup, make it so everyone who sees you knows just what we’ve been doing together?”

Mal whines. “Eves–”

“Kiss me,” Evie whispers, tilting her head up just-so, angling her shoulders so that they’re both clearly visible from the door, highlighted in the bright light she’d been using to apply the lipstick, a perfect contrast between elegant, glamorous princess and soft, cozy dragon.

Mal swoops down and kisses her, firm and deep and hot.

Evie pulls back for air, nibbling at Mal’s lip as she does it. “You wanna give the boys a show?” she breathes, winding a hand into Mal’s hair, working around the messy pigtails that Mal’s had in for going on three days now.

“Mm,” Mal groans, working her own fingers into the silky hair at the base of Evie’s neck, underneath the smooth curls that Evie’s got cascading down her back tonight. Her dress for the event is black velvet, with a low back and shimmering blue lining that shows whenever she spins. It had taken both of them to lace her into it earlier, Mal’s hands leaving hot tracks on her body that Evie can still feel lingering. There’s a secret bruise on the space between her thigh and her ass, and it’s going to be a delight for Jay to find later, when they’re done with being the clever, beautiful young people who were so graciously saved from the Isle of the Lost by the good people of Auradon.

It’s not always fun to be paraded around like a captive animal whenever the high council wants to feel like they’re doing good work for the slums, but with a beautiful girlfriend to get her ready, and a beautiful boyfriend to spend the night dancing with, it’s not as bad as it could be.

There’s footsteps outside. It’s 7pm on the dot, and Evie’s tongue is so deep inside Mal’s mouth that she can practically taste a hint of smoke on her tonsils. The boys should have a great time picking them up tonight.

A knock on the door.

Showtime.

[vilevanity]

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[bisexualoftheblade-old]

how many wips do you have? like what are they all, and not the number of wips in a fandom? what are all the names?

okay. fuck you. fuck you so much. fuck you.

i’m putting this under a read more cut no one else deserves to see this shit. a lot of these are requests, and for those i will just write out the request itself

Shadowhunters:

domestic polycule fluff with tem, jessa, and will because im not a coward

Supernatural

- hehe hoho i request destiel hehehe

- request 61/? cai cai cai cai i need you to rewrite the destiel scene but yk. GOOD. not like i'm in the know about the spn fandom or anything, it's been years for me. but DO IT

Bright Sessions

- caleb/adam grisha AU

- mark bryant vs. united states aka sue the AM

- caleb/adam college fluff

Umbrella Acaademy

- request 31/? i want a ben and klaus drabble please spare me some brotherly bickering

- AND SO BEGINS NIGHT 4 with request 13/? oooh oooh can i get a raymond and allison playlist??? i think their vibes together would SLAP

- hi there night 2 is technically morning 3 but who's counting not me anyway request 5/? can i get a ben moodboard? gotta rep my tua bb

Percy Jackson

- request 9/? can i get a percabeth moodboard or quote edit?? like god they're the og couple goals take me back to high school cai

- For the 100 follower things :D Jercy getting caught in the rain

- request 29/? a drabble about literally anything to do with pjo. i’ll be happy with anyone and anything i’m love these children

- *somersaults in like I’m a real fancy acrobat* hello ello ello may I request some camp half blood chaos possible involving *does a flip* ✨side characters✨ <3

Penumbra Podcast 

- request 52/? drabble about the penumbra podcast. this is for ren bc ren likes it and i don't actually know anything about it. juno? i think? that's the one ren likes. write it for ren

- Tpp ghost hunting / buzzfeed unsolved au

- sad juno smut

- final resting place fic go brrrr

Marvel

- request 6/? i'm going to my roots y'all can i get a spider-man playlist? if not a playlist then i'd honestly be happy with literally anything involving spider-man

- request 15/? i'm going crazy this is recorded evidence of me actually losing it ANYWAY can i get a quote edit for something from iron man? literally anything that man says is gold so cai's choice :D he deserved better in endgame i'm still bitter

- request 42/? do another spidey thing that differs from the other spidey thing

- request 73/? you have Opinions. rant about infinity way and/or endgame. go.

- request 74/? quote edit for deadpool!!

- spideytorch relationship character study

- peter parker as a tired grad student monitoring the young avengers (send help)

Six of Crows

- okay listen i wasn't going to request anything bc i worry about you but also? if you want to/have the time hit me with a playlist for our girl nina zenik

- request 43/? fuckin give me the ending anya should have had. she is alive and with her new son and having a great time

- request 45/? inej moodboard?

- request 47/? will you make literally any meme of your choosing for six of crows?

- request 48/? write a drabble for kaz, my favorite bastard

- okay so i don't actually like nina or mattias that much but i still wanna hear about your thoughts (and also see if you'll change my mind)

- kaz brekker turning 18 fic. birthday party, everyone singing, whole shebang. i need it stat

- religious trauma fic aka i started shipping kaz/alina/inej and i can’t stop

- kaz trauma soup (he has D.I.D. and you can’t prove me wrong)

- my two redacted fics for @grishaversebigbang​

- wesper fake dating

- six of crows bright sessions crossover: everyone gets therapy

TMA

- uhh... s1 gang having a nice time? melanie getting to have some Pride™️? some "fun" horror thing?

- request 7/? spare steph and jason bonding? please sir? spare some for a humble child such as myself?

- okay so this was meant for night 3 but i had midterm shit SO this is honorary night 3 let's DO THIS request 8/? i want a moodboard of extremely out of context magnus archives shit like i mean confuse the FUCK out of me i don't go here i know Nothing about it

- request 11/? OKAY so i need tim stoker meeting tim drake now i need my timmy to meet your tim plus i want to see character differences no i'm not trying to create a tim stoker in my head so i can read a's fic while NOT thinking of tim drake whaaaaaat you're crazy

- request 18(i think)/? i need a quote edit of every time within the first like. 15 eps of tam where jon is like “sounds fake but go off” thank u bb

- request 40/? i challenge you to write a tma drabble based only on the episodes i've heard. i'm currently halfway through episode 23

- Jon being lovingly bullied into taking a break. I'm aware this has been written a million times but it is one of my favorite things.

- spiral!sasha AU

- extinction martin go brrrrr

- high school era timsasha. they've both been friends for years, and everyone always asks when they will be a couple. they decide to fake date, to prove everyone wrong and show what a bad couple they would be. turns out that's a bit trickier than they thought

- after sasha comes back, tim is broken. he can't let go, scared that if he looks away for even a minute he'll lose her again. sasha suggests shibari as a way for him to give up control

- sasha pov mag 19 au, sacrificing herself to save the others, knows that if she gives herself up to the not!them it will let the others live

- this is the "tim finds a polaroid of sasha" trope

- early archives days,, long nights in research,,, clothes sharing,, somft. late nights and falling asleep at their desks warm and safe in the other's presence

- two parts: timsasha as kids, each picking a constellation that is "theirs". just soft kid antics. tim at sasha's grave glancing up to see their constellations

- continuing your job’s a joke (you’re broke)

DC Comics

- TIMSTEPH HADESTOWN AU,,,

- my redacted fic for @batfam-big-bang​

- request for you to get a decent amount of sleep? serious answer, dickkori, SAL's Venus

- request 4/? timsteph morning after 👀 mayhaps?

- a concept: nonbinary stephanie brown

- teehee hi mom, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but can i request damian angst for your accomplishments 100 followers?

- hi you can ignore my first request if you want, or you can ignore this one. but bls possibly write some bikini ra’s? -the bikini bitch

- request 27/? jay is asking through me for a jondami playlist but tbh i also want it so win win yk?

- "I don't know how to help you but I can help you find someone who does" with bruce and jason? im just craving bruce being a good day to jason for once

- “I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.” with steph and jason as dumbass disaster bi best friends pretty please?

- request 32/? timsteph patrol date!!!

- request 33/? timsteph *gala* date? mayhaps??

- request 37/? tim drake drabble but make it Edgy cai

- request 39/? drabble of a prank war between tim and damian

- joyfire cuddly fluff please? or like just any outlaw fluff if joyfire isnt your thing (feel free to add every member of the outlaws, dont feel like u gotta stick with jason, kori, roy i love them all)

- barbara and robin! jason fluff? bonding over books or something?

- request 62/? i need a drabble about the chaotic trio jason, tim, and steph i'm love them ty

- request 63/? batfam x mcu crossover. batfam meets ironfam. give me ALL the cliches. ALL OF THEM

- request 64/? young justice x young avengers - jay cuz idk SHIT about the young avengers

- request 66/? jondami moodboard pls and ty

- request 67/? timsteph moodboard!!!!!!

- request 69/? HEHEHE kinky 😏 i would v much like a timsteph drabble of the almost first time. does that make sense? like i don't want you to go all the way NSFW cuz i know that's against the rules and i'm a rule follower. but like they *almost* go all the way. this could be fade to black or some shit i don't care just make it a lil steamy and have Fun

- i request damian angst! all of it

- hmm... maybe i request? jondami?

- mayhaps,,,,some batfam,,,,,committing crimes? ily be gay do crime <3 - lu

- How about a ficlet with Steph and Cass?

Found Family Bingo Prompts

- no powers au

- tunnel

- first day

- join the club

- hurt/comfort

- experiment

- playing favorites

- hold on

- possession

- 10 o’clock

- singing

- road

- snitch

- curfew

- timer

- fantasy au

- zombie au

- dreams

- campfire

- are you okay

- movie night

- games

- scared

Miscellaneous

- a request: Write A Drabble, Coward

- is it too late to request a moodboard for me?

- request 20/? i’m going off book because i’m in a Chaotic Mood™️ can you just absolutely vibe check me like go off cai demolish me

- request 21/? i formally request that you pick a favorite cai. i don’t care what that favorite pertains to, just pick a favorite something

- request 23/? roast me

- request 24/? can i have a buzzfeed unsolved spoopy playlist but spoiler alert it’s not spoopy bc shane doesn’t believe does this make sense it has been a Day™️

- request 25/50 i want a jake and amy fic make it Soft cai i’m love them b99 is so good

- request 28/? i know nothing about the lord of the rings so make something that will confuse the shit out of me

- request 34/? malvie and jaylos moodboards 😈

- request 35/? a moodboard for the bbb mods!! perceive all of us!!!

- request 36/? moodboard for the tua mods too???? mayhaps??

- request 41/? doctor WHO? idk but i want a drabble of him and the one character i know from doctor who which is rose

- request 46/? make an alignment meme with our group, have fun!!!

- request 49/? i want you to kin assign me a character from every fandom you can/want to. go feral

- request 50!!!!/? this is a special request. the most special request. can you make a bastards tbh playlist? i want our vibes encapsulated. i want us in music form. i want to hear those songs and be like "that's me and cai" and smile.

- requests 51/? i know jack shit about good omens. explain it to me in the most confusing way possible. make me know less by the end than i know now

- request 53/? can you write a mel aesthetic? i'm Curious

- request 54/? give me a list of book recs cai i want some good book recs pls

- request 56/? edit a picture of US together too

- request 58/? oooh can i have a disney edit? like. hm. i just really love disney and i want anything to do with disney. like a quote or an aesthetic or an aesthetic edit i just want disney.

- request 59/? i would v much like a recipe for carbonara. i've never had it but it sounds fucking delicious

- request 60/? ooh hey can i get a makeup tutorial? i know you like makeup, i'm shit at doing makeup. teach me

- request 65/? i need the most emo playlist you can make that vibes with dear evan hansen thank you

- request 68/? i want a superwholock moodboard. this can be serious, with the actual fandoms in mind, or literally what the era felt like. the insanity. the horror.

- request 70/? ooh ooh ooh do you have a good bread recipe?? i wanna get that bread

- request 71/? i want a playlist with the vibes of summoning a demon. please don't ask questions. i don't have answers. and if i do, no i don't.

- For the requests, how about writing something based on a friend?

- request 75/? MMMM i want literally anything to do with natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812

- request 76/? i want some healthy recipes. help a girl out

- a feral bbb quote or two?

- you perceive my plant but now I dare thee to perceive mine own visage

- okay this is a two for one request. 1. you did the bee movie script so now we need a shrek two script edit 2. sleep please

- Pansexual mb for my lil queer soul?

- my (probably) final request is just for you to ramble about something, i don't really care what

- HI ILY CONGRATS AS WELL CAUSE IM LATE BUT CONGRATS. could i request a pirates of the caribbean (or just pirates) or whatever you what to do, free range.

- mood board for the beluga whales who got brought to the animal sanctuary in Iceland please?

- 100 follower request: Moodboard for my stuffed cow Oaky?

[sparrowmoth]

Concept: vaguely Tam Lin-flavoured Malvie love story where mortal Evie and faerie Mal meet as strangers in the forest and slowly fall in love, prompting ever less fanciful talks of how they could marry and run away together (not necessarily in that order).

The problem is that Mal’s mother is not just any fae, she’s queen of her court and she expects Mal to inherit her position someday. Worse, Maleficent thinks of mortals as beneath the fae. She would never approve of Mal being with Evie.

The solution, Mal decides, is to stand up to her mother and tell her that either Evie’s accepted as her consort or she’s leaving the court to grow old with her.

Mal tells Evie of her plan, but insists it’s something she has to do alone. Evie has a bad feeling about that, so she decides to follow Mal back in secret...

As expected, Maleficent is furious at the notion of her daughter with a mortal.

She’s more stunned than anything when said mortal steps out from the crowd and challenges her ruling, which would have forbidden Mal from stepping foot in the mortal realm again until such time that Evie would be long since dead.

Maleficent, though... she thinks she knows this story. She had a mortal lover once. She knows how weak the passion pumps through their hearts, no matter what their lips say, so she decides to teach her daughter instead of sparing her.

“Hold her,” says Maleficent. “Prove your love.”

It’s too easy a way to convince her. Mal knows that. Evie knows that. But still, Evie is stubborn and determined and, in Mal’s eyes, naive to what Maleficent is capable of, so... when Evie rushes to Mal’s side and wraps her tightly in a hug, Mal lets her because, in her own mind, this is the last embrace they’ll ever get.

“Hold her,” Maleficent says again, now smiling cruelly as she works her magic on her daughter’s form, shifting her from the soft, small girl with tear-brimmed eyes to a hissing serpent with dripping fangs—then a wild dog, barking and drooling—then a boar with blood-stained tusks—then a dragon with burning scales, growing more and more and more until Evie can scarcely grasp her...

“Hold her,” Maleficent commands with venom as she draws out Evie’s truest fear: her own mother. Grimhilde. The monster she was born to, but has never held like this, because—because—

“Let go of me! You’re embarrassing yourself! What kind of behaviour is this for a proper young lady? Men will think you’re desperate. No one will ever love you.”

All these words spill from Grimhilde’s mouth as if it were Mal who spoke them, or... it were truly Grimhilde herself, or—no, but it’s not, and Evie knows it’s not, so if it’s not, then it’s Mal, but it’s not her face, so... are those still her words?

Evie closes her eyes and holds tighter, refusing to let go even as her mother continues to berate her. It’s a strange thing, because if it were really her mother, she’d be shoved off, but she isn’t. Her “mother” holds her like she never has before. It doesn’t feel good, like Evie thought it might. It feels wrong.

But isn’t all of this?

And then, finally, with a screech of fury and impatience, Maleficent recalls her magic and, when Evie dares to open her eyes, it’s Mal she’s holding, trembling and weak and vulnerable, drained by her efforts to resist her mother’s magic.

Mal, though she can barely stand, takes Evie’s hand in hers and whispers simply, “Don’t let go.” Then, with a last long look at her mother, she turns away and pulls Evie with her, out of the court and into the woods, to the borderline.

This time, when Mal steps through into the other world, she sheds her wings and nearly collapses from the rush of magic leaving her body. Evie catches her before she can fall to her knees and, as she holds her up, the both of them shaking from adrenaline, she whispers to Mal, “I won’t let go. I promise.”

[shuffleoflove]

intro post!!

about me:

lova

she/her

21

bisexual

autistic

english/british

fandoms:

main fandoms: heartstopper/osemanverse, julie and the phantoms, andi mack, diary of a future president, young royals (currently on hold as i haven’t seen season 2), and high school musical: the musical: the series.

also post about: knight squad, descendants, high school musical, lemonade mouth, and 100 things to do before high school.

ships: willex, julynn, flarrie, boggie (jatp), tyrus (andi mack), cartero (doafp), wilmon, sara/felice (young royals), madlyn, jetwen/bowet, seblos, gini, caswen, redky (hsmtmts), malvie (descendants), and pretty much every canon ship in heartstopper/osemanverse, though i especially like taoelle (if you couldn’t tell lol)

links:

original posts

ao3 (i haven’t published anything yet but bear with me <3)

other info:

this is a sideblog (@concerto-roblox is my main but i wouldn’t really recommend following it as it’s just a jumbled mish-mash of everything i like)

i used to be @sapphicflynn but i changed to @taoelle in october 2021

i don’t post nsfw but minors can still block me if they feel uncomfortable (anyone can block me if they want tbh, i won’t be offended). the highest rated thing i post about is young royals, which is rated 15 in the uk.

usual dni criteria applies; if you’re a bigot or just an asshole in general i don’t want you interacting with me (that includes but is not limited to: being a terf, transmed, exclusionist, MAP, or someone who ships kids with adults for some fucking reason). also just as a heads up i'm pretty critical of hsmtmts and can be quite mean about it (still love it tho).

proud member of the britgate beesteas 🐝☕

uhh yeah i think that’s it. thanks for reading!!

[fuck-you-i-am-spiderman]

(you are) always the one that makes my heart race faster than the speed of light [Read it here!]

↳ Feel The Beat au written by @moorsgrimhilde 

After a Broadway mishap Evie returns to her hometown feeling downhearted. Can teaching a group of misfit young dancers show her what she’s been missing? Or maybe seeing her ex-girlfriend Mal will help Evie remember her passion....and why they fell in love in the first place.

If you haven’t started reading this fic I would highly recommend it, it’s the Malvie content we all deserve. It’s sooooo good guys, seriously please go read this and give this fic all of the kudos and comments. It’s got so much depth, the little details and soft tender moments. It’s angsty, it’s fluffy and everything in-between. I just had to make a moodboard to go with it, because it’s what this fic deserves!

[roman-reigns-princess]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing them tryna hold Kavita back while she tries to fuck BB up some more 😂😍😂

[telli1206]

Okay, si The Wedding Date is an honorable mention (of course), but my FAVORITE is that one-shot you wrote for me, I think when I failed my class a few months ago, Cat Scratch Fever. Just so fucking cute. Second is House of Tricks because Pirate!Jay taking Carlos as his treasure is 😍😍😍. In third place is young Evie and Mal trying to be matchmakers because the Malvie is so pure and the awkward flirting between Jaylos is the highlight of any fic ever.

Thankkkk you @bunny-lou 🥰🥰🥰 You know that means so much considering you’re the reason I even started writing for this fandom! I literally love every fic you’ve ever written so I’m not even sure I could try to narrow down to even a few favorites. But at the very least, the cuteness of your Tutoring and Superpowers AU are what drew me in, along with Submission. But it’s literally still EVERYTHING you write that is my favorite 💖💖💖💖💖

PS - I was just thinking that I still need to finish that last chapter of The Only Time I Feel Alive Is When I Find Something I would Die For (young Malvie) so I’ll get to work on that to celebrate the end of your externship 😉

[bunny-lou]

For the fake fic titles meme! -- how about "Kintsugi" and "Mobius"

I had to look up both of these words!

Kintsugi is the Japanese art of repairing dishes, using the idea that breaking and repairing is a part of life that shouldn’t be hidden. So this would be a fic dealing with the trauma of the Isle, I feel like maybe a Mal centric thing? Or, if you want to bring in the Japanese history, a cross over with Big Hero 6, maybe Carlos and Hiro bonding over their tragic pasts. Carlos came from a home that never loved him and lived through horrors on the Isle with Hiro has to deal with losing his parents (and brother if you want to follow canon) and they’re both isolated due to their extreme intelligence as young scientists!

And I can’t find a meaning to the word Mobius unfortunately! According to Google, it’s a group of libraries in Missouri, so a cute Jaylos/Malvie/OT4 fic of them visiting Auradon’s best library and Carlos and Evie being nerds and Jay and Mal being smitten!

Send me a made up title!