#you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY small

[microwavethemicrowave]

Fun Microwave Fact:

I'm not "actually" in new Mexico. That was prop of Ganda they made to try to connect me to Walty whited.

[therewillbenoromance]

Rate my blog themee

10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[localparalysisdemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[uhmbrella98]

I've come to make an announcement:

Moles Harding's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his human-fuckin' fleshy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Moles Harding, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

That's right, baby. All points, no flesh, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[hellsite-proteins]

Hi, im sorry if this violates no nsfw but i thought i might try coz its been an old meme; delete if you dont want to ans it, no pressure!

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

tbh i'm not going to be super strict about the no nsfw thing, but i also don't entirely trust the internet and wanted to make sure no one would submit anything truly vile. this is more comedic than anything else though, so you're all good!

letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:

IvecmetmakeanannncementShadwtheHedgehgsaitchassmtherfckerHepissednmyfckingwifeThatsrightHetkhishedgehgfckinqillydicktandhepissednmyFCKINGwifeandhesaidhisdickwasTHISIGandIsaidthatsdisgstingSImmakingacalltpstnmyTwittercmShadwtheHedgehgygtasmalldickItsthesiefthiswalnteceptWAYsmallerAndgesswhatHereswhatmydnglkslikeThatsrightayTallpintsnqillsnpillwslkatthatitlksliketwallsandangHefckedmywifesgesswhatImgnnafcktheearthThatsrightthisiswhatygetMySPERLASERPISSEceptImntgnnapissntheearthImgnnaghigherImpissingntheMNHwdylikethatAMAIPISSEDNTHEMNYIDITYhavetwentythreehrsefrethepissDRPLETShitthefckingearthnwgettfmyfckingsightefreIpissnyt

protein guy analysis:

if you've been here long enough or have a general idea of what proteins are supposed to look like, i'm sure you could write this analysis from looking at the picture for about two seconds. all i have to say is this: why is it so spread out??? the answer, of course, is that all of the many polar and charged residues are way too hydrophilic to make anything real, and instead are just flopping around uselessly with all the water. proteins were never meant to have this much entropy, and this chaos is downright infuriating

predicted protein structure:

[ratlesshonret]

Sancho:

I've come to make an announcement:

Don Quixote is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Bloodfiend fucking red-stained dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Limbus dot com: Don Quixote, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

That's right, baby! All points! No stakes! No helmets! Look at that, it looks like two twists and some blood. He fucked my wife, so guess what I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER SPEAR!

EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH... I'M GONNA GO HIGHER!

IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DULCINEA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!

YOU HAVE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPPLLLLLETS HIT LA MANCHALAND! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

[peachyfnaf]

I've come to make an announcement: Dark Sun the Celestial's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he murdered my fucking wife. That's right, he took his time-stop fucking white dimension out and he murdered my fucking wife, and he said Nexus' ego was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's bullshit," so I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr.com: Dark Sun the Celestial, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] BOOM. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He killed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna kill the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER FIX-IT FANFICTION PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE ASTRALS! How do you like that, Taurus?! I PISSED ON THE ASTRALS, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[the-sonic-crew]

(cursing warning)

Dear all,

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

-Eggman (Universe 8008)

boob hehe

what the HELL

[darlingisthirsty]

It's a firm law in my mind that 2018!Donnie is one messy breakup away from doing a Eggman-Moon-Piss style announcement.

"I've come to make an announcement: Dastardly Danny's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking girlfriend.

That's right, he took his rat-fuckin' furry dick out and he pissed on my fucking girlfriend, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Dastardly Danny, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like [I don't want an accurate description in my search history]. He fucked my girlfriend, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"

[amberkendslacy]

I've come to make an announcement: Count Orlok's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his vampire-fuckin' sickly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Count Orlok, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. 

[eepop-stuffs]

I've come to make an announcement: Pucca Jimmy's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking hyperfixation. That's right, he took his crypto-fuckin' scammer dick out and he pissed on my fucking hyperfixation, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Pucca Jimmy, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller—

[fool-counter]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.

HE SAID HIS DICK WAS

t h i s b i g

AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHY MY D O N G LOOKS LIKE

*walnut fucking explodes in outer space showing eggmans beautiful ass face*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS- LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET:

MY

SUPER

LASER

P I S S ! ! !

*piss laser from the walnut passes the earth*

Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher:

I'M PISSING ON THE

MOON!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU I D I O T!!!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

[end scene lol]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE.

HE SAID HIS DICK WAS

t h i s b i g

AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING, SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHY MY D O N G LOOKS LIKE

*walnut fucking explodes in outer space showing eggmans beautiful ass face*

THAT'S RIGHT BABY. TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS- LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET:

MY

SUPER

LASER

P I S S ! ! !

*piss laser from the walnut passes the earth*

Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher:

I'M PISSING ON THE

MOON!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU I D I O T!!!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

[end scene lol]

fool count: 9

[feathergail]

I always meant to ask this, are you a lee, ler, or switch?

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[falthiere]

CALLOUT POST FOR THE KEEPER OF PRECEPTS

Zodiark the Esper is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his fishy fucking scaly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said THAT'S DISGUSTING. So I'm making a callout post on Twitter Dot Com: Zodiark The Esper, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE

TALL BEAMS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

He fucked my wife so GUESS WHAT, I'm gonna fuck the Earth, that's right, this is what you get! My

SUPER

LASER

PISS

[kaosanddestruction]

Adam: I've come to make an announcement: Lucifer Morningstar's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wives. That's right, he took his shapeshifting-fuckin' fallen angel dick out and he pissed on my fucking wives, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Lucifer Morningstar, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. PSHEW! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wives, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, God?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRRROPLETS hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!