#you’re horrible man
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how that disgusting heartless cunt of a fucking man left me feeling:
I genuinely hope he shoots himself, I wanna watch his blood pour out. Tbh if he really wants to make things better he should die. (If y’all call this too far I’ll explain why ❤️)
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you said forever / tell me why can’t you stay?
#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#weirdmageddon#billford#yeah this is a billford post#WAS IT CASUAL WHEN YOU TURNED ME INTO A GOLD STATUE AND EVERYONE ELSE STONE#i have a lot of thoughts about them#mainly how horrible they are#i feel i could’ve done a better job making ford look golden#but i had a lot of fun with this one#you’re awful i love you by ludo is theirs btw#toxic old man yaoi#as promised#art#digital art#gravity falls fanart#fanart#digital painting#my art#artists on tumblr
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Horrible thing with legs?
That’s an unkind judgment to pass on this salt-of-the-earth farmer, he’s my son who is 208 years old and every day he hand milks those shrimips . It’s a great idea 🙏 it’s a great idea 🙏 god bless 🙏
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Would love to see some emotionally distraught Hiccup
I also love to see some emotionally distraught Hiccup. Let the man cry
#be so fucking for real#that man has actual issues#he was STRUGGLING in Rtte#imagine being a barely adult and leading a war against a criminal king pin#Hiccup please cry for the love of god you’re not okay#hiccup haddock#httyd#httyd hiccup#how to train your dragon#hiccup#httyd rtte#rtte#hiccup how to train your dragon#hiccup httyd#hiccup whump#race to the edge#I love drawing/writing him having a horrible time#he’s so easy to whump it’s insane
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Finally, a god has made me so flustered I couldn’t even properly greet him.
I’ve been quietly adoring and worshiping both Lady Psyche and Lord Eros for a bit of time now. I haven’t had the balls to reach out to them properly, though.
Well, I did. And I learned very quickly how a god can affect you. Especially when they’re the god of carnal love and sexual desire.
I had a whole thing planned about how I wanted to work with him and why, but the minute he was in my room my mouth simultaneously watered and went dry. His energy was overwhelming, it was something I’ve never experienced before. I spluttered, barely getting my words out. Eros got a kick out of it, and I could feel the grin on his face. I quite literally cowered away from him, laughing almost hysterically as my face heated up and my mind went places that made me slightly horrified, as I hadn’t spoke to him before. That’s definitely where my inexperience with this religion kicked in.
Honestly, all my experience flew out the window.
I’ve had a very casual relationship with all my gods, but I can tell I won’t be with Eros, not really. Even though it’s the proper title, calling him Lord Eros makes me laugh nervously and giggle. Absolutely horrifying stuff. But it made me excited to work with him too. I want to become a lot more confident with speaking about sex, even though I enjoy it greatly. I want to be comfortable touching my own body, even though it’s not the right one.
I know he’s going to help me get there.
[Side note: Lady Psyche was also there, and while I was able to slightly get my words out a bit more with her, she got such a kick out of my anxiety around him. Overall a wonderful first meeting, and I can’t wait to get to know them better and share my experiences with you all so you can also reach out to these two <3]
#the horror of realizing you’re attracted to a god#like no shit you’re attracted to the god of carnal pleasure#I made one horrible and nervous joke and that was “Psyche please come get your mans#eros devotee#eros deity#eros worship#lady psyche#psyche devotee#psyche deity#deity worship#hellenic polytheism#helpol#deity work#hellenic worship#hellenic polythiest#hellenic devotion#hellenic deities#hellenic gods#hellenism#hellenic community#greek deities
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pro tip if you want a positive fandom experience: do not follow confession blogs. you’re just asking for a bad time if you do that just don’t
#‘why is this fandom so toxic’ genuine suggestion stay away from the Bad Takes Factory#I hope whoever runs that blog doesn’t take this as a personal attack it’s just. man im sorry i just think confession blogs are a horrible#idea.#im tempted to block it just because I do actually use the For You tab in order to explore new blogs and posts I wouldn’t otherwise see#and confession blog posts just keep coming up and I have to zoom past them or else they’ll make me mad or exhausted half the time#I saw someone saying we don’t deserve a s2 because of how toxic we’ve become and im just like dude. you’re kind of doing that to yourself#most of the conflict being talked about is so ridiculously minuscule and taken out of proportion. like. most of us don’t actually argue#about that. most of us aren’t going around yelling about what’s problematic or not. or whatever. that’s a minority and you gotta learn to#either not engage or block and move on. then the world is magically a better place#sorry hope this isn’t a hot take. that’d be ironic#rambling
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Twitter is being wrong again so I’ve decided to make my own poll that’s correct
#how does this man keep losing these dilf competitions can we not have anything????#how does one look at him and go ‘ehhh not as hot as (some guy)’#fucked up really#anyways you can vote wrong on this poll so you’re welcome#ben willbond#six idiots#bill (2015)#yonderland#horrible histories#bbc ghosts
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god. i’ve been chewing on vex’s “save him.” to percy when she died in c3e114 for her knowing percy’s one-track vengeance mind reasons but i’m currently rewatching/reading through transcripts for unrelated rotting reasons and was reminded of the moment in c1e102 after both the twins had been killed (vex via power word kill iirc & vax via disintegrate) and vex was brought back only for the moment the fight ended to ask “where’s vax?” and her horror to realize her and her brother had both been dead and now only he was and that he’d been left alone (and she’d been left without him) and when vax came wandering out of the woods as a revenant but still undoubtedly Vax how vex was ready to accept him without question even when percy raised the very real question of vax’s identity, given that they were fighting the perversion of death and i’m just head in hands about the consistency and the heartbreak that is the twins and the fact that vax’s deal to ensure he would not lose his sister ensured that vex would lose her brother and regardless of the circumstances vex accepting whatever version of him she might get to keep: the one who walks loomingly out of a fey forest and the one who speaks stiltedly at her wedding and the one who is stiff as he returns her embrace while she explains the children who carry her legacy (and his as well, she’s ensured).
like. nearly 30 years ago vex came back from death knowing she left her brother behind only to soon learn that he’d be returning to not-quite-death in a matter of (little) time and that she’d have however long her life would be left to live without him. and then she’s on a battle field fighting to free a version of her brother that isn’t quite right, that is dead and isn’t, who is lost to her but still in her grasp, and she thinks she’s dying and she begs the man she’s gotten to spend a lifetime with (nearly the same length of a life that her brother’d gotten) to save him. and i wonder if that was a plea to save vax in the sense of somehow bringing him back or to release him to the raven queen, so that vex could be in the reach of her brother again, not the matron’s champion, even if she was dead alongside him.
#a rhetorical wonder here. it’s a very get him out of the orb Save Him but. god#these TWINS MAN. fucking improv?????#you’re telling me this poetic horribly ironic death sentence greek fate ass story#stemmed from two friends going ‘no I WANT to play the half elf rogue’ ‘FINE i guess we can be twins.’#magic of storytelling i guess but chresus jist#critical role#cr3#cr1#vex’ahlia#vax’ildan#vax & vex#also important addendum this is not a . vex is casually suicidal without vax post. y’all who think that are losers who need therapy fr#this is more a. if vex knew she was about to die (as she did in that moment) it’s reasonable for her to find comfort in the fact that her#brother will be waiting somewhere along the way
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Nesta thinking it’s okay to make jokes about Azriel’s mother in the Hofas bonus chapter and him having to snap at her to let her know that joking about someone’s mother isn’t okay just speaks to how emotionally stunted she is and how she doesn’t understand boundaries at times.
Thank god Azriel is forgiving cause….
#nesta archeron#azriel#nesta x azriel#hofas#house of flame and shadow#hofas spoilers#is she not able to read a room?#you met this man two years ago and have never spoken with him about his mother. why would you think it’s okay to start making jokes about#her? you don’t know this woman. just because you’re horrible that doesn’t mean everyone else is.
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#why do you have to thirst over this horrible old man though lestat#make better choices#love that he basically said he though David was ugly before he lost his vampire senses#also him only finding him attractive after everyone else abandoned him lmao#stop liking him I’m begging you#you’re not in love you’re just desperate#courtney reads tvc
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Born to draw two tragic middle aged men doing romantic things. Forced to go to my cringefail food service job
#WAHHHHHH I DONT WANNA. I wanna draw toxic old man yoai#or maybe this is a good timeline YOU DECIDE <3#wip#glitch you’re so real for requesting this ily#William’s calling him a handsome gentleman. how sweet. wish ya weren’t so fuckin horrible willy#this is pre 1983 shh 😭
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Anyway I love aa4 Phoenix
#brought to you by me seeing another bad take#or rather a huge oversimplification#like listen I’m not saying you can’t be mad at Phoenix for 4-1#but if you totally ignore the horrible position he was put in and think he just did it to be a dick#… I think you’re bad at reading between the lines and maybe need to replay the trilogy for all the instances of#‘good people in desperate situations will do desperate things and should be judged with some sympathy’#[insert the ‘congratulations you have fallen for their front’ character post]#like for fuck’s sake after everything the man has sacrificed for others does he not deserve one fucking moment of self preservation
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Anyway I solved the mystery of how Dragon Age made the first unfuckable trickster and it’s because Solas isn’t a trickster he’s just a revolutionary
Tricksters have to know how to have fun
The Dread Wolf was just to convince people he was lying, mans won’t even come to fucking poker night with the gang and then bemoans how no one seem like real people
#dragon age inquisition#dai#dai spoilers#dragon age spoilers#solas dragon age#solas dread wolf#xoxo love you horrible egg man you’re just a little dull#revolutionaries don’t gotta be interesting tho#it’s just way more fun if they are#like that one lady who stole peoples’ moustaches and danced with a bear
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Being a homeowner is kind of crazy and is definitely altering my perspective about things and it kind of pushed our marriage into a different level as well. We’ve been living here for almost a month and it’s not easy to talk about because I still don’t really understand how things are changing
#things are somehow more intense and serious I didn’t expect it to feel SO different but it does. we’re fully out here man…#on our own figuring things out. this is how i imagined having a child would be like as in everyone is thrilled for you before they#absolutely disappear from sight and you’re like. left with this new burden completely alone except not as horrible because you don’t have a#newborn baby you’re responsible for#but it’s still jarring. I feel kind of adrift#personal
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I don’t know y’all, I think something about people I deeply cared about doing wildly uncaring and cruel things to me all while saying “I really care about you” as if that somehow made it okay has done something to my brain and well being and the way I perceive love in a horribly irreversible way…. Just a thought….
#mine#text post#idk man but saying you care about people usually implies#that you’re gonna try your best to not be cruel to them#it’s inevitable to hurt people because we’re human#but like using that line to justify treating people horribly intentionally#is kinda really awful#but what do I know 🤷🏾♀️
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Listen I think that redeeming Raimi Norman can be accomplished if you acknowledge he’s responsible for his behavior and don’t excuse it and just have him change aka the thing a redemption arc should be BUT know that if in the process you make Emily or Caroline Mulder or whoever the hell Harry’s mom was in this situation out to be worse or more abusive or more of a villain or in any way imply that Norman’s behavior was caused by her I am in your walls and you will not survive the night.
#it feels like 2012 era fanfic with mlm couples making female love interests into horrible abusive cheating villains#or killing them unceremoniously#in a different font#if you’re retroactively painting her as a monster to make Norman seem sympathetic#using her to prop up this shitty white man’s redemption#I implicitly don’t trust you#harryposting#harry osborn#norman slander#Norman Osborn#raimiverse#raimi trilogy#spider man#spiderman#Emily Lyman
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