#you’re horrible man

[cupidppup]

how that disgusting heartless cunt of a fucking man left me feeling:

I genuinely hope he shoots himself, I wanna watch his blood pour out. Tbh if he really wants to make things better he should die. (If y’all call this too far I’ll explain why ❤️)

[misterpseudonym]

you said forever / tell me why can’t you stay?

[elodieunderglass]

Horrible thing with legs?

That’s an unkind judgment to pass on this salt-of-the-earth farmer, he’s my son who is 208 years old and every day he hand milks those shrimips . It’s a great idea 🙏 it’s a great idea 🙏 god bless 🙏

[thereweredragonshere]

Would love to see some emotionally distraught Hiccup

I also love to see some emotionally distraught Hiccup. Let the man cry

[helpolnix]

Finally, a god has made me so flustered I couldn’t even properly greet him.

I’ve been quietly adoring and worshiping both Lady Psyche and Lord Eros for a bit of time now. I haven’t had the balls to reach out to them properly, though.

Well, I did. And I learned very quickly how a god can affect you. Especially when they’re the god of carnal love and sexual desire.

I had a whole thing planned about how I wanted to work with him and why, but the minute he was in my room my mouth simultaneously watered and went dry. His energy was overwhelming, it was something I’ve never experienced before. I spluttered, barely getting my words out. Eros got a kick out of it, and I could feel the grin on his face. I quite literally cowered away from him, laughing almost hysterically as my face heated up and my mind went places that made me slightly horrified, as I hadn’t spoke to him before. That’s definitely where my inexperience with this religion kicked in.

Honestly, all my experience flew out the window.

I’ve had a very casual relationship with all my gods, but I can tell I won’t be with Eros, not really. Even though it’s the proper title, calling him Lord Eros makes me laugh nervously and giggle. Absolutely horrifying stuff. But it made me excited to work with him too. I want to become a lot more confident with speaking about sex, even though I enjoy it greatly. I want to be comfortable touching my own body, even though it’s not the right one.

I know he’s going to help me get there.

[Side note: Lady Psyche was also there, and while I was able to slightly get my words out a bit more with her, she got such a kick out of my anxiety around him. Overall a wonderful first meeting, and I can’t wait to get to know them better and share my experiences with you all so you can also reach out to these two <3]

[edwinisms]

pro tip if you want a positive fandom experience: do not follow confession blogs. you’re just asking for a bad time if you do that just don’t

[spineless-lobster]

Twitter is being wrong again so I’ve decided to make my own poll that’s correct

[stargirlfeyre]

Nesta thinking it’s okay to make jokes about Azriel’s mother in the Hofas bonus chapter and him having to snap at her to let her know that joking about someone’s mother isn’t okay just speaks to how emotionally stunted she is and how she doesn’t understand boundaries at times.

Thank god Azriel is forgiving cause….

[bilestat]

[skyblueartt]

Born to draw two tragic middle aged men doing romantic things. Forced to go to my cringefail food service job

[dilf-phoenix-rights]

Anyway I love aa4 Phoenix

[britcision]

Anyway I solved the mystery of how Dragon Age made the first unfuckable trickster and it’s because Solas isn’t a trickster he’s just a revolutionary

Tricksters have to know how to have fun

The Dread Wolf was just to convince people he was lying, mans won’t even come to fucking poker night with the gang and then bemoans how no one seem like real people

[megan-renee]

Being a homeowner is kind of crazy and is definitely altering my perspective about things and it kind of pushed our marriage into a different level as well. We’ve been living here for almost a month and it’s not easy to talk about because I still don’t really understand how things are changing

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

I don’t know y’all, I think something about people I deeply cared about doing wildly uncaring and cruel things to me all while saying “I really care about you” as if that somehow made it okay has done something to my brain and well being and the way I perceive love in a horribly irreversible way…. Just a thought….

[hawkogurl]

Listen I think that redeeming Raimi Norman can be accomplished if you acknowledge he’s responsible for his behavior and don’t excuse it and just have him change aka the thing a redemption arc should be BUT know that if in the process you make Emily or Caroline Mulder or whoever the hell Harry’s mom was in this situation out to be worse or more abusive or more of a villain or in any way imply that Norman’s behavior was caused by her I am in your walls and you will not survive the night.

[silntfangs]

People say the most… wildest thing, and say it so proudly.