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"𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐀𝐗𝐄𝐃 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐖𝐞𝐛-𝐌𝐚𝐧!"

I've been on a Raimiverse nostalgia trip lately...

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It's been 16 years but I am still annoyed at how the TSSM fandom hates Harry Osborn.

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born already missing you by qquinnster

Peter softens. “I’ll always know you, Harry. No matter what’s happened between us.” “That’s not it.” He bites the inside of his cheek and waits for a metallic taste to burn through him. “God, my father was wrong. I’m more like him than he thought. Greedy. I want more than I should, more than I deserve.” Confusion flits across Peter’s handsome features. “What are you…” “I want you to say I love you and mean it,” Harry whispers, “the way I do.”

On his deathbed, Harry commits one last selfish and utterly evil act—a love confession. Only, he survives, and Peter stays, and the two are left grasping at a daze of memories, the domestic life, and the impossible question of what lies for them next.

(Written for @parksbang 2025.)

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Im gonna fight you for the title of number one raimi sandman fan

You’ll lose

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Before I fully got into the comics I was fully convinced Harry stays single because he's in love with Peter parker but doesn't end up with him and I also believed he's too gay for a woman

So it was obviously a big shock for me when I found out he has a wife and kid 💔💔

Anon open your mind. Harry can be gay and in love with Peter regardless. A man who can repress the fact that Norman Osborn was a bad father with even moderate success can repress aynthing

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Feeling like falling down a rabbit hole

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Every Harley Keener fan is guilty of racism until they prove they are not. So I say it, and so it is.

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One half of my contributions for @parksbang, in collaboration with perhaps best parksborn writer @qquinnster. Read their fic, I must return to the dungeon.

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What worth is there in the paltry existence of one useless female?

-Norman Osborn, Amazing Spider-Man #122

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opening my eyes to the potential of calling popular nothingships between two interchangeable men jakey4jakey

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Forbidden chaotic evil Harry Osborn

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I just can't stop thinking about how Peter's thoughts and view on age and growing old (and perhaps older things in general as well) would be influenced by being raised by two senior citizens...

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Okay so bad news for everyone on YouTube right now

Starting the 13th, we will have an AI determine if we are children or not and if you are a child, than you are forced to send your ID, send a selfie or a credit card

This has the obvious cons of having your privacy being revoked from you and and in case there is a security breach, major identity thefts.

So what do we do in this scenario?

Well right now I have real idea as this is relativity new to me, but I do have two plans

Plan 1. Bug the shit out of them, send letters and send emails about how much of bad idea this is.

Include why the AI will mess up and target adults who watch cartoons, include privacy issues, censorship issues, anything you can think of that relates to this. I want you guys to bug the hell out of YouTube until they reverse this idea

Plan 2. Blackout.

Since the thing is coming out on the 13th.

The plan will be to completely avoid YouTube at all cost for that day, no watching, no sharing, no uploading, no nothing.

Download videos before things go down, watch Netflix. Whatever you do, don’t touch YouTube.

That’s all I can say right now, I also want you guys to let YouTubers know of this situation cause if it’s important for everyone on the website to talk about this immediately

Spread this stuff around, let people know of YouTube’s upcoming policy and how it’ll hurt everyone

Edit: I have taken into consideration and I am going to agree that the blackout should be until the decision is reversed, this is so we are not out at risk as users and so YouTube doesn’t just ignore the original black out

I might have a more detailed plan posted later today, but it depends on everything goes

Another edit: just to remind yall to send in letters and emails about this to google to force their hands to reverse this decision

There is also the law itself, though I can’t speak much on it other than finding lawing bodies that can force YouTube to reverse this decision. If anyone can find a place to file or call for this, that will be greatly appreciated! (I heard maybe the FTC and or the California Consumer privacy right can be considered, but that needs more research)

BIGGER UPDATE: we have a new plan in motion, here is the updated plan for you all to see

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Visa and Mastercard may be getting a lot of calls about their adult content policies, but I just called in to PayPal and not only was there no wait, the customer service rep I got had never had one of these calls before (they were very nice about it.)

Don't overlook the online processors - even more than Visa and Mastercard they are the ones pressuring online retailers. PayPal is the one that's been pressuring Patreon over the last year or so.

I've had no luck reaching Stripe, all of the numbers people have dug up ring through as disconnected.

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Happy yaoi day and Spider-Man day to the first Spider-Man yaoi

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Muppet Adaptation of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Who's the one human actor remaining.

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had a nightmare that marvel gave us canon parksborn in the mcu by introducing their relationship in brand new day but they genderswapped harry osborn to make it a straight ship and woke up in a cold sweat