#you’re cute but dumb

[paperglader]

they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

[chellychuu]

♡

[frnkiebby]

He's so kiss me coded 🫠 and Hoe does he still not look serious in corpse paint? I don't get it🥲

he’s too damn proud of himself in corpse paint to even attempt being serious lmfao pls. also, have some gifs of said corpse paint frankie~🎃

[eff-exor]

cursing them (spelling their name out in alphabet potato shapes and eating it)

[puppyeared]

Get sillay

Xīn Yá (left) belongs to me, Little Sailor (right) belongs to @crow-cap

Song: piranha creeper creek from super mario 3D world

[maddie-grove]

So I was watching Beastly and it occurred to me that it would be interesting to make a non-supernatural modern-day version of “Beauty and the Beast” where the Belle figure and the witch figure are one and the same.

She’s a poor, weird girl who has a crush on the Prince equivalent, and he finds her endearing enough that he’s a little bit friendly/flirty when they’re alone, and it builds her hopes up. But he’s too embarrassed to act the same way in front of his popular friends, so ultimately he blows her off in a snotty, hurtful way. He doesn’t do anything over-the-top cruel, like call her names or deliberately publicly humiliate her, but it goes beyond just politely icing her out. She’s understandably angry and sad, and she goes home and puts a “curse” on him (she found it on the internet and it’s some goofy mall goth shit but the feelings are real).

That same night, he gets into a car accident, and it’s just stupid, random happenstance���he isn’t doing anything particularly foolish, like driving drunk—and he’s seriously disfigured. And (as in Beastly) his family is shallow and emotionally avoidant, and he also doesn’t want to see anyone from his old life, so he ends up dropping out of school and taking classes at home and generally not going out.

But the Belle-Witch girl comes back into his life. He feels guilty about having hurt her feelings and doesn’t want her to feel bad for him, so he lies about his identity. She knows who he is but thinks he doesn’t remember her (they only interacted briefly, a lot of stuff has happened, and maybe she’s changed her look somewhat). She feels guilty about having wished this fate on him, because it’s not satisfying to see it actually happening, just horrible. And eventually the mutual deception has to unravel and there’s probably some kind of external obstacle as well. He does not turn un-disfigured, and also she is not conventionally hot and she dresses weird and that never really changes. But they fall in love.

[m4ggotm0ld]

i would be such a good boyfriend honestly

[meaningtotellyou]

people think she's not allowed to be sad or angry ever because she's very privileged but what they don't understand is that both those things can exist her privilege won't fix her relationship or cure her depression its not mutually exclusive

this ask takes me back to the think pieces posted after she revealed the “you don’t get to tell me about sad” variant like… what are we even talking about here

[peachyykira]

Anyone wanna support me through getting my library science degree so I can just follow my passion and nearly life long dream of being a librarian? That would be super cool.

[goodpvppy]

isn’t my owner just so wonderful… flustered by just reading my words… he’s so cute ♥︎ let me praise you on my knees too, hm?

[choface]

☀️

[animationismycomfort]

was I the only one that thought season 2 of green eggs and ham was a total let down oooorrrr

[warriorfujoshi]

sergey is so fucking funny to me bc theyre like a deadpan ex-gangster lone wolf pushing 40 but also they fucking love shrimp, they think shrimp are adorable, they make their own shirts that have shit like “keep it shrimple!” and “prawn to be wild” on them, they love jimmy buffet, if they ever got to go to a beach that had safe water theyd run around and jump and frolick like a dog let off the leash, the people who get to see their smile most in the whole facility are probably the wellcheers shrimp

[sometimesanalice]

ALEXA EZHY CAN I NOT SEND YOUR SIDEBLOG AN ASK I FEEL ROBBED

I ALSO FEEL ROBBED THAT @bradshawburner CAN’T GET ASKS! (a fact I was unaware of until just now 😭)

I was Tumblr dumb when I made that account, thinking that side accounts had all the same functions that a main account does (spoilers: they do not). And I was so attached to the name (aka my Bradley Bradshaw burner account) that I didn’t want to delete it and start new just in case I couldn’t secure the name again.

I originally wanted a separate TGM only account, but I played myself and here we are 😂

‘Tis a TRAGEDY I tell you!

[ilostyou]

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[rosicheeks]

hey, i know covid sucks right now, but it’ll get better ok? maybe read a book you’ve been meaning to read, get plenty to eat and drink, and take care of yourself above all. i wish i could be there to hold you and take care of you while you’re sick, but you’re always in my thoughts. and i wish it was under better circumstances, but i hope you know: i’m happy to see you on my dash again. i missed you a lot.

-🌸