#so the shrimp are just like.
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sergey is so fucking funny to me bc theyre like a deadpan ex-gangster lone wolf pushing 40 but also they fucking love shrimp, they think shrimp are adorable, they make their own shirts that have shit like “keep it shrimple!” and “prawn to be wild” on them, they love jimmy buffet, if they ever got to go to a beach that had safe water theyd run around and jump and frolick like a dog let off the leash, the people who get to see their smile most in the whole facility are probably the wellcheers shrimp
#THEYRE SO FUNNY TO MEEE SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH HER#this bitch loves summer fun!!!#‘you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?’ is genuinely their sense of humor#they’re so DUMB AND CUTE 🫶🫶🫶#after they work with wellcheers they always thank the shrimp and tell them the soda was good. with a rare smile …#so the shrimp genuinely love them#and want to kidnap Sergey to a better life out at sea#but the manager keeps foiling their plans. with resets#so the shrimp are just like.#I don’t think they can talk so they just communicate to Sergey with their big soulful eyes#like. Aren’t you sick of being nice. don’t you just wanna go apeshit.#I also think Sergey has probably never been to a beach before but they probably know of beaches from media#I couldn’t shatter their hopes and dreams so if they ever went to a beach they would love it. it’s where they’re meant to be.#Sergey#nuggets#morse支部#my cutest… my babygirl…
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rolls for days!!!
#the big jar in the back was gonna be a jumping spider enclosure but i think it’d be hard to manage. and i don’t wanna deal w a mesh top#so i’m thinking snails?? maybe??#if i could figure out how to do a shrimp or crab set up. i just want a single itty bitty crab in there#i would name it smthn like. gustav. janet. lawson. miranda. idk#i will gladly take ideas on what to put in it!! moss is also in consideration#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow
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I don’t think we talk enough about how Ford can see shrimp colors
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#mabel pines#dipper pines#ford gets super jealous when his family praises ‘special’ things#I hc he gets so pissy when animals who are born different get awed at and put on news cause like so it’s weird when HES the one??#also not dead#just have not had the motivation to create much#this is actually an old comic but i never had the motivation to finish#doesn’t help that mantis shrimp are so colourful and complicated#like go look them up it’s like the worst thing to draw ever#also I loved going to Aquariams with my family so here they are
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:O I didn't know until just now that Alison Bechdel's website has a bunch of archived Dykes to Watch Out For strips! Neat!
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1 like = 1 beating the triangle to death for fucking up whatever unhinged coworker/roommate/unspecified relationship these two had going on
#chappel roan casual to me#theyre t4t to me btw#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#fiddauthor#fordsquared#fidd is transmasc to me and i think estrogen wouldve saved ford but thats just me lol#i think fidd was lowkey fords trans awakening like#fidd obvs couldnt rlly tell people but trusted ford enough to tell him his identity and then ford was like#wait you can do that? facinating im very deeply interested in this on an anthropological way (egg cracking sound)#NONBINARY BE UPON YE 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️#anyways. yall know my thing is giving characters shrimp genders so
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RIZ “THE BALL” GUKGAK EVERYBODY 👏👏👏👏👏
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#my art#D20#d20 fanart#d20 fantasy high#riz gukgak#riz gukgak fanart#fantasy high#fantasy high fanart#fhsy#fhjy#<- this is supposed to be. Between s2 and s3?? He has his late s2 heaven gadgets and new gun design but no haircut#I love his tattoos but I hate his tattoos#they’re so hard to draw it look me like 2 hours just to figure out#anyways here’s my lovely son. The ball. Little shrimp. Private investigator. Dragon slayer. Lame nerd teenager#He’s my stupid favorite it’s so important to me that he canonically has freckles. They’re in merch. His freckles are so important to me#I’m on the s2 finale as of scheduling this I’m having fun. I need to draw the others soon#also Yes I did give him a tooth gap thank you for noticing!!!#The knuckle tats say “night yorb” with an empty thumb on the other hand. I almost put “nite yorb” as a reference to a tumblr user but-#-decided against it#goblin tag
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first: let me tell you how i know khaotung better than anyone else in the room.
#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#gmmtv actors#thai actor#gmmtv boys#bibi gifs#gmmtv actor#thai bl actors#thai actors#and this is the last one#just bc i think it's cute he answers for himself and for khaotung#also getting shrimps is so hard where i live but i did go to the coast in january and had shrimps for the first time in like a decade#and i agree when they are fried well it's tasty#never thought of first as a picky eater tho i learned a lot
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inspired by real events
#sludgeart#mspaint art#art#my art#marina ida#falin touden#bridget guilty gear#reisen udongein inaba#gigan godzilla#coach z#jay eazy#dungeon meshi#guilty gear#homestar runner#touhou#splatoon#shrimp#transgender#clarification i have nothing against people shaving their legs if you want to do it its fine i just think leg hair is awesome#also i have to shave my legs because of sensory issues and it sucks so bad i hate the earth#my commissions are open btw. in case you wanted stupid bullshit like this
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my little pony skinny and boney laaaaa laaaa
#zeno's art#sketches#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#humanisation#gijinka#fluttershy#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#applejack#might finish these but it is highly unlikely#mostly just body type practice#and also because last time i posted mlp art bronies on derpibooru made blackface edits so i'm a bit scared of making mlp fanart again innit#but that same art got liked by thee lauren faust last year when i posted it. TAKE THAT INCELS 💥💥💥#bro i ate like 10 of those shrimps btw my guts are doing gymnastics#ok enough#um#bye
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fabian seacaster = 🤏🦐 happy dimension 20: fantasy high junior year eve to all that celebrate <3
(feat the dumb costume i saw on pinterest)
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fabian seacaster#fabian be like shrimp heaven now#i ran out of time to do proper fantasy high art sdfhjdksasjdh so now its this#cant wait for tomorrow!!#just like art
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I think we should headcanon Percy as having more weird powers based on actual marine life and similar, just for fun. he spits bioluminescence as a defense mechanism. and also is bioluminescent himself sometimes. he can see shrimp colors. he can breathe through his skin. sometimes if he punches things underwater he briefly creates a bubble hotter than the surface of the sun (real thing that mantis shrimp do). he can echolocate. he can regrow his teeth. he can be frozen solid and thaw out and be fine. he can hibernate in mud. he’s poisonous.
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#it's already canon that he can withstand extreme aquatic environments and also see in low-visibility aquatic enviornments#so like why not. let's get weird with it.#i wanna see a joke where they find out Percy can see shrimp colors and Percy explains that he just figured he was slightly colorblind#cause he was seeing colors differently but didnt realize he was seeing MORE colors#also i know i extended slightly to amphibians here but i think Percy can have some frog powers. as a treat.
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The Case of the Ramshackle Prefect’s Pajamas
read from left to right
starring: Vil Shoenheit, Rook Hunt, Epel Felmier, Kalim al Asim, Jamil Viper, Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Grim, and Ramshackle Prefect (Siphok)
please read the spoiler warning⚠️ SORRY GUYS IT’S CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS NOT 4!!!
I hope the photos aren’t pixelated 💀 but yeah here’s the long awaited comic! It’s supposed to be like the prefects card vignettes? But i digress-
#grinch jamil#Jamil in his grinch arc#tldr vil didnt like the shrimp pjs so he bought a better one#fun fact i don’t have a wolf cut anymore but i still like drawing my persona with a wolf cut💔#this is platonic btw#deuce is just nervous around pretty people#twisted wonderland#twst first years#ace trappola#deuce spade#twst vil schoenheit#rook hunt#epel felmier#jamil viper#kalim al asim#comic#☂︎︎siphok-museum☂︎︎
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Transcript:
Machine, you are telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#it's shrimply not possible#how would you fry something underwater#headcanon that he cant cook for shit#a shrimp would do better#feeding him rice 1 grain at a time through his stupid helmet holes (yes i know they arent actually holes)#i just like to pretend they are holes. so i can put a straw in there#and also for blood to leak out of#can never have too many holes
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lmao i was doing a science quiz (as revision for a test on thursday) and suddenly this appeared :
a shrimp and an eel right next to each other!!! :o
"Wow look at that, it's like eels and shrimps are meant to be with each other" - Jade/Floyd probably
#mochi asks#wonderlandcrown#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#okay but like the eel is so cartoony and cute#and the shrimp is just a shrimp#not a cute cartoon shrimp jsut a shrimp aslkdjalskjdas
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Continuation of this
#superbat#batman#superman#toast art#Clark rolling that beautiful bean footage in his head#the beans are non-conductive silicone and I KNOW would be good to touch#feels like….Polly pocket clothes#also…#emphasizing here that Bruce is NOT small Clark is just a 6’7 freak#big body big hands big head big gay thoughts#which makes Bruce (hulking 6’3 slab of meat) look like a demure little purse dog#idk why I need to let everyone know this because it has nothing to do with this art (which is about toe beans) but I digress#I’ve said enough in these tags#but I think the idea of Bruce being a big guy by regular standards but then being thrown into a group of super human giants#thus making him a little shrimp by compairison is like….so funny augughgjfj#little man who can’t fly and gets thrown around like a beanbag#okay okay I’m done
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hes my cringefail little daddy issues goblin
#the way he was so pumped for megatron to storm in and then megatron stormed in and he fled the city & his city fell#LMFAO#love how jetfire has to hit the erm what the shrimp bad back&neck posture bcs the datapads have to be lower#like hes huge but theres literally a second set of datapads just for goldbugs height like#hes got his lil booster seat basically#jetfire basically trying to gentleparent this gremlin until hes had enough#golgbug bites the hand that feeds him/bites in general then has a fucking panic attack at the consequences of his actions#hes so pathetic and neurotic and cute to me#i love my bitches bad and neurotic#god forbid a girlbug have some fun#splicer just staring down at him#goldtrying to to be intimidating and he looks like an impudent chihauhau squinting at u and growling rlly high#i want to squish him#chewing chewing on him#goldbug#jetfire#wheeljack#splicer#emo explosive ass#tf sg#tf#transformers#shattered glass
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