#‘you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?’ is genuinely their sense of humor | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

warriorfujoshi · 1 year

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sergey is so fucking funny to me bc theyre like a deadpan ex-gangster lone wolf pushing 40 but also they fucking love shrimp, they think shrimp are adorable, they make their own shirts that have shit like “keep it shrimple!” and “prawn to be wild” on them, they love jimmy buffet, if they ever got to go to a beach that had safe water theyd run around and jump and frolick like a dog let off the leash, the people who get to see their smile most in the whole facility are probably the wellcheers shrimp

#THEYRE SO FUNNY TO MEEE SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH HER #this bitch loves summer fun!!!#‘you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?’ is genuinely their sense of humor #they’re so DUMB AND CUTE 🫶🫶🫶#after they work with wellcheers they always thank the shrimp and tell them the soda was good. with a rare smile …#so the shrimp genuinely love them #and want to kidnap Sergey to a better life out at sea #but the manager keeps foiling their plans. with resets #so the shrimp are just like.#I don’t think they can talk so they just communicate to Sergey with their big soulful eyes #like. Aren’t you sick of being nice. don’t you just wanna go apeshit.#I also think Sergey has probably never been to a beach before but they probably know of beaches from media #I couldn’t shatter their hopes and dreams so if they ever went to a beach they would love it. it’s where they’re meant to be.#Sergey #nuggets #morse支部 #my cutest… my babygirl…

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