if the cats were to have lunch together, what food would they eat? (im hungry)
is this post from november? yes. do i suddenly want to reply to this? also yes.
(lumi= the cat/ white cat, mint = green cat, glacier = blue cat, pepper = red cat.)
they would get chick fel a. here’s what they’d order :
lumi: a large fry; would share with mint, vanilla milkshake, yogurt parfait, an ice cream cup
mint: a large fry; would share with lumi, a side salad, lemonade
glacier: market salad with no chicken, iced coffee, an ice cream cup
pepper: spicy chicken sandwich, a cookie, coca-cola, two large fries, Mac and cheese, waffle potato chips, and chicken nuggets (don’t worry he’ll save some for later)
tag me in cats are liquid lunch if you use this idea!!
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THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:
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