goats-ablaze
One (1) [Singular] Goat
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goats-ablaze · 17 minutes ago
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En Español: Aquí
“Small Observations”
Some of Narinder's expressions and a little headcanon about his relationship with the lamb in my AU (owo)
¡I hope you like it!
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goats-ablaze · 2 hours ago
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What
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goats-ablaze · 3 hours ago
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im in the house¹.
¹ like carpet.
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goats-ablaze · 6 hours ago
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DAY 18 - DRIVE
Drive Home
love these mfs canto 8 is going to make my brainrot so much worse
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goats-ablaze · 6 hours ago
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DAY 31 - LANDMARK
Observation Wheel
thinking. what if she. fear of heights. thanks for listening ,, DONE WITH INKTOBER!! HAPPY INKTOBER EVERYONE YPIE
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goats-ablaze · 7 hours ago
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modern times is using a mobile app and being like christ this sucks. let me get on a computer to do this instead. and then on a computer it's just as bad but in a totally different way.
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goats-ablaze · 8 hours ago
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Bari gave him a cellphone (awful decision) . this is high effort shitposting
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goats-ablaze · 10 hours ago
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read R - > L
Happy halloween!
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goats-ablaze · 10 hours ago
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Come and See Him
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goats-ablaze · 10 hours ago
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last post for @cityfrightspm! woe. get spooky 💥💥
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goats-ablaze · 10 hours ago
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I’m setting things right this election!!!
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goats-ablaze · 10 hours ago
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I’m curious as to why they thought giving Quiet a gold paint job is something anyone wanted?? Whatever we are besties now 💖
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goats-ablaze · 16 hours ago
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you guys really need to get it through your heads that criticizing politicians, even politicians who you intend to vote for, is completely fucking normal. stop calling everyone a Russian bot over it, you sound fucking insane.
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goats-ablaze · 19 hours ago
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
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goats-ablaze · 19 hours ago
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“google is free” actually now that you can’t turn off ai answers google is 5.6 billion gallons of water.
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goats-ablaze · 19 hours ago
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By the way, here's a quick update on what's been going down on the worst part of the internet this week:
Five days ago, Rosanna Pansino made a video where she opened up a package of Lunchly taken straight off the store shelf (2 months before its expiration date), and found that the cheese was absolutely festering with mould.
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Not only is this absolutely disgusting, but, as Pansino points out in her video, they're selling this to kids. The young kids opening up and eating this might not know what mould looks like, and therefore won't recognise this for what it is.
A source associated with MrBeast told Newsweek to "consider the context and the source", essentially accusing Pansino of faking the video. She responded by posting the full unedited video of her opening the box.
And while officially representatives for MrBeast, KSI and Logan Paul declined to comment, two days ago Logan Paul dropped an episode of his podcast guest-starring KSI where they kinda-but-not-really responded to the video/tweets in passing, implying that Pansino was clout-chasing.
But over the past week more people have been posting their own videos of finding mould in Lunchly.
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goats-ablaze · 21 hours ago
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tiktok user who takes a walk in germany and determines everyone is autistic
[this post is commentary on the watering down of autism to 'social norms I personally find odd'. in reality you cannot identify autism on social behavior alone as what is and is not considered socially acceptable differs by culture. this post encourages the reader to stop being stupid]
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