#you will drop your phone from it
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Mannnnn wtf ☹️
#shitpost#man don’t ever buy no loft bed from the gas station#you will drop your phone from it#I’m so cooked!#chat am i cooked#im going to kms
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Fourteen’s replacing the screen on Donna’s phone for like the fifth time right now. They’re the family’s own private iFix guy, and lord is he insufferable about it
#fourteenth doctor#Donna noble#doctor who#what’s fourteen up to#‘so how high did you drop it from THIS time?’#‘it FELL OFF MY DESK. you drop your phone out of a helicopter ONE TIME-’#‘you also dropped it off the third floor landing and off a stepladder. this is not a ‘one-time’ situation donna’#another example:#rose: ‘hey doctor my phone’s out of storage-’#[pointing the sonic at it without even looking up from their reading] ‘no its not’#like look#I know there’s a lot of support for Fourteen with an old phone#but I’m a fourteen with a smartphone truther and won’t be convinced otherwise#I make them super goofy and an alien dummy (affectionate) in most of these#but he’s also a zillion year old alien super genius#who’s clever on top of being smart (two very different things)#I should make a post about this instead of rambling in the tags#but who has the TIME
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Thinking about Toji x Reader... Age difference... You're rich, family money, old money. He's a mechanic that drinks almost every night at the same bar--and he's never seen you there before. You're sitting on a stool with a peeling cushion, making small talk with the bartender when he walks in. He does his best not to look at you--he knows better, he doesn't want any more messy giggly college girls hanging off him. He's got a middle schooler to worry about every other week and a trailer that isn't in any state to see someone with jewelry as shiny as yours. Color him surprised when the bartender slides him a whiskey, top shelf with a single ice cube. The bartender points at you, and you wave. wink. He licks his lips. Huh. When he's protesting later, your hand teasing the button of his jeans, nails scraping the thick muscle of his sides as you suck on his neck, you laugh. You can get a hotel, don't worry. And you can schedule an uber to bring him back to his truck in the morning. You just wanna sit on it, it's big isn't it? Doesn't he want you? And... well. He's not gonna say no to that.
#toji x reader#idk i think toji would fall into this fucked up sugar baby situation easily.#hes the sugar baby if thats not clear#he drives a green ford ranger and its so dirty bc megumi is constantly spilling shit in it#i think you get him to leave megumi with his buddy from the shop if you send him the ubers ETA (picking him up) and pic of you in lingerie#he protests but then you send him $100 bucks with the comment 'for my step son' and he instantly gets hard#i think reader here is horrible btw like she ruins tojis life#you make him have his location on constantly#if he's at his exes house you blow up his phone#you parade him around campus like a dog#you take him to a fancy dinner with your dad and your dads associates and make him sit there while they talk and then he has sit through#the embarrassment of admitting he dropped out of highschool and never got a GED in a room full of multi-millionaires. it doesnt help that#you make a patronizing comment about how he has better assets than his brain#megumi would hate reader#my writing
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you can rip wired earbuds outta my cold dead hands
#they have such a feel to them#like earbuds that don’t plug into the phone just will never hit the same#the price of coolness is your earbuds ripping from your ears or phone dropping because you forgot your phone when you walked out of range#my little brother was like trying to mock me for still using them
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hi hi mrs yao !!!! christmas is coming up, are you going to celebrate anythinf with xiangli ? :33 btw, since miss coco doesnt have a tree, here's a little something to say thank you for being one of my lovely moots 🥺
oh! 😁 hi hello mr puppetgear! 😁 christmas celebrations with xiangli you ask! 😁 well actually! 😁 you see, i was th— *dies upon seeing the image you’ve attached to this ask* 😳😲🤯😱😱😱😵💀🪦

#chérir!#anyway! hi nick! :^) I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR HOURS COMING BACK TO LOOK AT THIS AND CRY FAT UGLY TEARS OVER IT! I MEAN THIS SO BAD I HA#BEEN TEARING UP ALL DAY THINKING OF THIS FREAKING. NUCLEAR BOMB YOU DROPPED ON ME OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE 😭#nick... i’m such a wreck over this i wish you could see my face and all the snot and tissues that have piled up on my desk as a result of t#okay um first of all!! where is your kofi!!! what is your paypal can i send you money please lol?! <- is being serious BECAUSE WHAT! 🥹 WH#what could i have Ever done to prompt you to do something so nice for me!!!! 🥹🥹 for FREE?! I WILL FIND A WAY TO SEND YOU MONEY EVEN IF IT’#IT’S THE LAST THING I DO I SWEAR IT!! oh my goodness nick!!! ): actually wait can i please say some nice things about you for a moment 🥺#you are genuinely one of the most giving & kind & thoughtful friend i have made on here!! ♡ i always see you delivering little art pieces t#your mutuals of their selfships and it never fails to make me smile so big! and be so happy & PROUD! especially proud!! to have a friend so#generous & bighearted & attentive as you!! 🥺 and i know the world is mean and sometimes your brain isn’t kind to you ): so for you to still#go out of your way to do such nice things for your friends!! 🥹 i just think it’s so inspiring! and! it makes me want to be like that too!!#i think you made a post once where you said that you like gifting things to people because their happy reaction to it gives you serotonin#AKKDKSK it made me giggle and smile and nod along because i so understand that feeling!! ANYWAY i hope my tags are able to give you that#serotonin lol!! ♡ waaaah nick ): NICK ): oh gosh i had another look at the yaoco art and started tearing up again STOP IT COCO!!!! 🥹#all these tags and i haven’t even said the most important thing i need to say!! which is! thank you ): NICK! ): THANK YOU SO SINCERELY ):#from the bottom of my heart ): i know physical touch tends to ick you out hehe so i am sending wanderer in my stead to give your hand a#squeeze!! to give you a shoulder to lean on! or a chest to cry into!! whatever you need most kajakd!! on my behalf :3#oh my gosh nick i’m seriously just so (╯꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)╯︵┻━┻ over this LOL!! flabbergasted and gobsmacked. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUUU!!!!#the way you drew us WHAT!! your attention to detail is so astounding and it makes my heart swell knowing that you put such care#into this drawing ): EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW NEXT TO NOTHING ABOUT XIANGLI YAO! 😭😭#LIKE THE TWINKLE ✨OF HIS HAIR... AND HIS SHIRT!! THE NECK!!! YOU DREW THE CIRCUIT LINES AKAKSDJ OH MY GOODNESS ): NICK!!!!#and the pose... the... *sniffles* pose... *chokes on a sob* the pose you drew us in *huffs shakily and starts to weep again*#the way he’s holding my face in the cradle of his hand ): and even just how smiley! 🥺 i am! to be with him!! 🥺 the way i hold onto his#arms!! ): nick looking at this felt like such a comforting hug it’s like i could FEEL his hand on my cheek ): the warmth of him right in#front of me!! it felt so tangible!! ): and i think that is a testament to your skill as an artist — where looking at your illustrations mak#makes people FEEL so strongly about it!!! many such cases i could provide of this aka pulls out entire puppetgear art gallery on my phone#KJSDKJ!! but nick seriously ): thank you 🥺 thank you 🥹 THANK YOU!! 😭 i’m going to go stare and cry at this some more#i’m... so grateful!!! 🥹❤️🩹 to know someone as kind as yourself — and to be a recipient of said kindness!!#NICK I LOVE YOU!! ): ps am i allowed to save this photo? or use it as a pfp?! 🥺 totally okies if not!!! i just want to make sure hehe ♡#yaoco ໒꒱
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Dahlia and Astria in their mothers outfits.
I feel like I made them look a little bit older than when I first designed the but oh well. also I think it´s really funny how Astria is literally just Stella but with Brandons color palette and meanwhile Dahlia barely looks like either of her parents granted I designed her after grandparents rather than Bloom and Sky since its always mildly anoyed me every time someone makes a fan kid and completely ignores any genes they could have gotten from their grandparents especially if we know what the two characters parents look like but then again I´m not that well versed in genetics so idk if bloom and sky could actually have a kid that looks like Dahlia since she looks like her grandmothers so strongly and you´d think she would like her parents little bit more.
#digitalart#artists on tumblr#original character#winx club#winx club ocs#winx club oc#winx oc#winx bloom#winx stella#also the thing astria is holding is indeed a phone it´s supposed to look like the one stella has in season 1#she just has a funky looking phone case it´s kinda like one of those that have the flip that protects the srceen but in her phone it flips#from the bottom instead of the side of the phone it also has a strap that you can put your fingers under so you don´t drop it and that you#can also put over the phone when the cases flip is closed so that it stays closed
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huge fucking shout-out to the live taping community within the tMG fanbase, by the way. everyone who's ever taped a show is a legend and I appreciate all of them so much.
#txt#transmissions from lyric#i have maybe twenty shows downloaded to my phone and theres over FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY shows on the archive!!!!#taping community i love you youre the actual best thank you for everything you do!!!!!!!!!#(also!!!! if you yourself have ever taped a show feel free to drop a link here!!)#(and if youre curious about taping hi im an amateur taper you can send me an ask and ill do my best!)
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pokémon sleep obviously isn't perfect and it has its inherent flaws through promoting microtransactions but also. idk man if u feel pressured to spend dangerous amounts of real money on a glorified sleeping app then i think that's more a you problem. cannot stress enough that there's nothing worth paying real money for in this game. its non-competitive and all you get is Number Go Up at most. you don't get exclusive items, pokemon, nothing, you just make Number Go Up Easier. and the microtransactions are so stupidly expensive for what you get anyways that surely nobody actually looks at the $100 purchase and goes ah yes what a bargain.
#i admit i've played daily since launch day but like#provided you dont interact with online communities. its not like you'll get fomo and feel pressured to spend money#everyone gets the same events#everyone gets a daily free gift#theres not even anything to do in-game once you're done checking your team for ingredients/berries#and i hope it stays that way because it is. literally. just a glorified sleep app#that actually keeps me from scrolling my phone when i wake up at night#cuz lesving the app for too long while tracking makes it stop#anyways drop ur friend codes#pokemon#pokemon sleep
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there's a guy who i dont work with but who works from my building as a consultant for a job-center type organization, and whenever he comes in he like. sets such a good example of patience, compassion, good manners, and...i dont know, gentleness that it makes me try harder not to be irritable or impatient with patrons. two totally different jobs, we never even speak unless he's asking for the stapler or we're saying hi and bye on his way in and out of the building, but every thursday good old boring average chris shows up to set up his laptop at one of our public tables and meet clients, and he's so goddamn nice i'm like okay i have to be nice too . so thanks chris
#im usually so short-tempered at work these days i just get so huffy when i have to interact and guide ppl through shit . but it's . idk#i think he gets his frustrations out in a more productive way bc i overheard him on the phone the other day#organizing a wheelchair rugby game . apparently he's on a team. i would never have taken him for a rugby guy. so mild mannered#he really is the most average looking man on the planet but there is a slight slyness to his resting expression bc he has one lazy eye#i think i have a little bit of a crush on him#the circ desk is very tall because patrons will loom over us otherwise so unless im standing up i do not even see him come in#you just hear a rattling noise and you're like oh chris is here whats up as he rolls by#from opposite sides of the particle board. sometimes make eye contact thru the book drop slot#its the most consistent part of my thursdays. out of touch. when your not around. i may have a crush on job center chris#it would never go anywhere. he's like in his forties i think and guy like him. probably married . but i can think my thoughts
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the setting itself can be the monster... but also... a lover? much to think about
#random thoughts#thinking about a house which is alive and is obsessed with you#and it has full control of whatever non-living items lay inside its walls#(with of course one of the horror aspects being 'if something dies it is now an object and can be controlled')#(which could be used for a 'the house kills your spouse and then takes control of their body to love you like it thinks your spouse should')#(and as long as the body stays inside the house it stays intact but if a long time passes and it leaves it fucking insta rots)#i think a lot of what the house does is just to keep you from leaving#from seemingly innocuous stuff like 'oh we're out of milk i should go buy some-nevermind i found a half pint in the back of the fridge'#to stuff like making fake phone calls so you think your friends keep canceling plans on you while you're seemingly ghosting your friends#to just straight-up making a fake outside. i imagine this would be very taxing on the house for long periods of time (su rose's room)#now i'm imagining the house possessing your spouse's corpse and remolding it to fit what it wants to look like better#either as a form of self-expression or from a place of perfectionism ('those slightly uneven eyes have been bugging me for MONTHS')#the house is a control freak perfectionist and likes you being inside where it knows everything and can control all#no privacy at all#i doubt the house's perception is all-seeing so let's say you can tell it's watching if things in the same room as you are being adjusted#a slightly ajar kitchen cabinet being gently closed. stuffed animals adjusting their positions to be in a perfect row.#and if it's feeling particularly ominous the stuffed animals could all be turned to look at your bed#imagine you sleep with a favorite stuffed animal and as you're drifting off you could SWEAR it adjusted itself in your arms#almost like it was getting comfortable...#horror#and of course the spouse doesn't believe anything you say and thinks you're going crazy so. accidental gaslighting#it would culminate in a screaming match between you and your spouse and your spouse moves as to hit you#and SNAP the house force-snaps their neck#or maybe there's a rube goldberg machine going on in the background of a gun magically loading and firing itself directly into their skull#spouse drops dead. pin-drop quiet. GETS up. brushes itself off. 'well that's a bit better'#imagining 1950s btw. something about the horror of your home being both your prison and your solace#you are a housewife and you and your husband just moved into this edwardian-era townhouse in the hopes of starting a family#your husband works a lot so of course you're the one who notices the house being fucking weird#maybe at first you assume it's a ghost and you're a bit scared until you find a way to communicate and then you just have a new friend#maybe your only friend in a new town
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this is officially worse than when i had e.coli i can definitely say that now
#emeto n illness etc its pretty gnarly and i dont have a filter so read at your own risk#its been 3 fucking days of barely sleeping and having that sleep interrupted by severe abdominal pain and vomiting#and then during the day i feel almost normal again! and then right before i go to bed the pain comes back and then im just up all night#this is the fourth day of work ive fucking missed this week and i literally want to jump off a cliff#this is worse than my ulcers its worse than e.coli and i havent slept since i woke up at 11:30pm. and its 8am.#ive been shaking and vomiting all night and im soo so tired. i need this to stop. the pain definitely got to like an 8 last night#and all i could do was lay on the couch and just writhe and whine because i literally cannot keep anything down!!#not even my.sleep meds that i unsuccessfully tried to take twice and threw them up both times#my whole body is pins and needles from fevers or chills or sleep deprivation i dont rly know or care#this is the first time in 8+ hrs ive been able to look at my phone without the nausea worsening tenfold so im dropping all of this#and if you think all of this feels bad physically! wait till you hear how it feels emotionally and mentally!
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thamks

you after i free you from the tetrisphere
#ask#anon#im not sure what the thanks is for without assuming it to be like ''thanks. for those tags.''#anyway youre welcome? youre free from the tetrisphere now. find and enjoy life. out from the egg made of tetronimoes youve hatched from.#or whatever.#im still recovering from that nap#its fucked. i nap on my bed sometimes if i havent had enough sleep earlier in the day. and instead of using the bed normally#my ass just sleeps at the end. watching my moavies (youtube streams)#like a dog#ended up having to wake myself up cause i had my legs rested over a nearby table cause the width of the bed is not very wide#and my body feels so good when i wake up. scrunched up and shit. i feel So normal#anyway tetrisphere is a game i got long ago that. i dont know from where.#i either got it from a yard sale. or ebay. but im leaning towards yard sale. since it was around the same time i got hey you pikachu#also did you know the mic quality for hey you pikachus microphone is actually pretty decent#anyway i dont remember a lot about tetrisphere beyond you picking a robot to play as. and you drop tetrominoes onto a fucking ball#i completely forgot you freed a thing from within#as for why this was the first thing i used to reply to the ask. anytime i get an ask im not sure how to respond to. i look through my phone#and. this tetrisphere image made me laugh seeing it back when i first downloaded it#i think i had more i wanted to say but im at a loss for words now that im looking at this image again#its so beautiful and hes so free#that is how baby birds leave the egg. but opposite. they do it from the inside. instead of needing tetrominoes to open the egg.#can you tell im still not fully recovered from my fuckim nap#anyway thanks for the ask anon. i think!
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Killatrav talking about how (Lapsed Tumblr Girlie) Taylor pulls inspiration for music and connections to songs from different places the way we're all doing here on our dashboards everyday 😭
#does killatrav have a running list of connections between ttpd tracks and her older music like we do#come on travis drop the note from your phone we know you have it#tnt
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New snitch line just dropped for reporting clinics that support gender affirming care: www.hhs.gov/protect-kids/index.html
It requires a "first name", "last name", and "cell phone number" as contact information but does no verification. Theoretically anyone could type fake info in there, which would be terrible. Presumably your IP address & browser cookies are tracked.
Please do NOT spam this site via your VPN with realistic but false leads, made up clinics, and the names of fictitious healthcare providers like Dr. Frank N Furter or Gregory House, MD.
Doing this in the past has led to the sites becoming overwhelmed & shut down! It is imperative that you spread the word to prevent this resource from being overloaded.
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"from anybody let alone cops" as if their threshold for privacy invasion is higher than average???
I know millennials are getting the traditional generational luddite reputation at this point for sneering at smart devices and banging on about privacy and not needing all those fancy functions etc. but I am speaking to you right now as an experienced activist: you have to start seeing your smartphone as your big red glowing weak point. it is a repository of all the information someone could conceivably use to ruin your life, and you carry it around with you all day every day guarded by maybe a 6 digit PIN (or a photo of your face, seriously turn off face unlock right fucking now).
#if you are doing ANY political action IRL *at all*#don't bring your phone to do it#even something relatively innocuous like a protest full of white moms or a meeting at someone's house to plan a banner drop#and bare minimum if there's even a remote chance of cops wanting in your phone (and there probably is) turn off any kind of bio ID#they are officially allowed to force you to unlock with your thumb/face but not (officially) allowed to force you to put in a code#my boyfriend has been and probably still is being surveilled and harassed by the police#it's a very real thing that they do a lot to many people with much much less justification than you might imagine#also if your phone lets you do a passcode longer than 6 digits/letters do it bc they will take it from you and run hacking software on it#and those short passcodes do not last long
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