#you will drop your phone from it

[sophfereal]

Mannnnn wtf ☹️

[whatsfourteenupto]

Fourteen’s replacing the screen on Donna’s phone for like the fifth time right now. They’re the family’s own private iFix guy, and lord is he insufferable about it

[vert-horizon]

Thinking about Toji x Reader... Age difference... You're rich, family money, old money. He's a mechanic that drinks almost every night at the same bar--and he's never seen you there before. You're sitting on a stool with a peeling cushion, making small talk with the bartender when he walks in. He does his best not to look at you--he knows better, he doesn't want any more messy giggly college girls hanging off him. He's got a middle schooler to worry about every other week and a trailer that isn't in any state to see someone with jewelry as shiny as yours. Color him surprised when the bartender slides him a whiskey, top shelf with a single ice cube. The bartender points at you, and you wave. wink. He licks his lips. Huh. When he's protesting later, your hand teasing the button of his jeans, nails scraping the thick muscle of his sides as you suck on his neck, you laugh. You can get a hotel, don't worry. And you can schedule an uber to bring him back to his truck in the morning. You just wanna sit on it, it's big isn't it? Doesn't he want you? And... well. He's not gonna say no to that.

[variskonna]

Dahlia and Astria in their mothers outfits.

I feel like I made them look a little bit older than when I first designed the but oh well. also I think it´s really funny how Astria is literally just Stella but with Brandons color palette and meanwhile Dahlia barely looks like either of her parents granted I designed her after grandparents rather than Bloom and Sky since its always mildly anoyed me every time someone makes a fan kid and completely ignores any genes they could have gotten from their grandparents especially if we know what the two characters parents look like but then again I´m not that well versed in genetics so idk if bloom and sky could actually have a kid that looks like Dahlia since she looks like her grandmothers so strongly and you´d think she would like her parents little bit more.

[unriding]

Moze was known for being sneaky and basically invisible, since barely anyone sees him while he sees everyone and everything. It might be creepy to think about, but this didn't intimidate you at all. Rather the opposite - this was one of the reasons why you became interested in him.

But your beloved would've never guessed that you can be the sneaky type too. At first, you sneaked into his heart slowly and carefully - and now you are sneaking sweet little messages on sticky notes everywhere he could see them.

Be it in his lunchbox, in his trouser pockets, on his daggers,.. everywhere he would find a sweet message like “Remember that you are so, so loved by me, Moze! ❤️” which he certainly wasn't used to seeing, but he didn't mind it in one bit.

He actually adores it and they became one of his favorite parts of the day - besides the part where he would see you.

So don't be surprised when you find a sticky note with the message “I love you, Evie.” one day too, and of course - he would've sneaked it into your lunchbox, too while watching your reaction in the shadows, slightly smiling to himself.

~ 💐 (18th door of the advent calendar)

[gnashiingovteeth]

Phone calls>>>>>

[loichte]

Let's blame Albert's map for this

So... he became a Professor at the age of 21, and we all know Liam is 24 y/o at this point. Is... is he working there for three years? Or did he just get that job and "professor" just refers to his graduation? I want my little head canon of a disoriented Liam in new places.

I want Sherly to memorize every god-damn alley and take him by the wrist when they have to run, thank you very much

[jennyfromthebes]

huge fucking shout-out to the live taping community within the tMG fanbase, by the way. everyone who's ever taped a show is a legend and I appreciate all of them so much.

[july-19th-club]

there's a guy who i dont work with but who works from my building as a consultant for a job-center type organization, and whenever he comes in he like. sets such a good example of patience, compassion, good manners, and...i dont know, gentleness that it makes me try harder not to be irritable or impatient with patrons. two totally different jobs, we never even speak unless he's asking for the stapler or we're saying hi and bye on his way in and out of the building, but every thursday good old boring average chris shows up to set up his laptop at one of our public tables and meet clients, and he's so goddamn nice i'm like okay i have to be nice too . so thanks chris

[dreamertrilogys]

going into instagram comments is crazy it’s like seeing into a (much MUCH) worse alternate reality like You ppl live such unfathomably terrible lives to me….

[kingtankgirl]

this is officially worse than when i had e.coli i can definitely say that now

[knaveofmogadore]

You ever have a customer with a legitimate problem but they're such an asshole that they extinguish the embers of empathy within you with their insolence?

[skeletalheartattack]

thamks

you after i free you from the tetrisphere

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Killatrav talking about how (Lapsed Tumblr Girlie) Taylor pulls inspiration for music and connections to songs from different places the way we're all doing here on our dashboards everyday 😭

[tramontane-fire]

I realize this is an unusual sentiment in the Year of our Lord 2023 but my inbox had better have emails in it tomorrow.